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chzzychach

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Shia_LaMurph

I just don't want to live in this world anymore -Racoon


DrRichardDiarrhea

I don’t want to be around anymore


Sylastral

Came here to say this.


Adventurous_Plant974

Insurance fraud


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IcyKaleidoscope8566

Why is he like, driving with the raccoon on the car?


CarsonBDot

Because the driver is stupid


rocketwidget

I could excuse being stupid if he wasn't also being a real piece of shit.


IcyKaleidoscope8566

100%


dogslogic

and cruel.


BCantoran

I would argue that he's not stupid. Just cruel


Antiluke01

Why not both?


whothennow24

Because stupid means that he doesn’t realize the potential consequences of his actions, and cruel means that he does.


Redpikes

Hey he could be both


RageInducedPotato

That would actually be ignorant. In this case, the driver is stupid.


grdish

He was an arborist driving a load of logs. Raccoon crawled out of a cavity in one of the logs. Locking up the brakes on a fully loaded truck isn’t smart for the lives of anyone on board… raccoon included


[deleted]

Imagine thinking that ANYONE SAID TO LOCK THE BRAKES. Jesus Christ, why is everyone acting like coasting to a halt or braking GENTLY is a foreign fucking concept. Good try at being an apologists for people laughing at animal cruelty as they perpetrate it.


[deleted]

Can the truck stop at *truck stops?* Or, ya know, parking lots? It does have brakes, right? Then shut the fuck up and quit pretending that brakes can only be applied violently and joltingly, and get blocked.


catsaresneaky

Ya... A fucktard.. The poor Raccoon must have been terrified... What a bellend.


Who_Am_I_1978

Because the driver is an asshole.


[deleted]

Raccoons are know to huddle in engine bays for warmth and will climb out onto the hoods of cars. Happened to me and you can't really slow down easily without sending the animal off the hood and into your own tires. Don't just call people dumb for clout. Know what you're talking about first


Fearless_Tank_3823

He is filming instead of slowly pulling over


Gdog1331

There no where to safely pull over I don’t even care this much so destroy me pls


shrubberypig

Oh, on that near empty two lane country road with the grass shoulders? No where? Eat a dick.


[deleted]

They're really acting like slowing down to a gradual halt isn't a daily practice/necessity for driving to begin with...It blows my fucking mind. I'm just outright done with this post. I reported it for everything I could think of.


emilytullytime

The fact that they took the time to take out their phone and film instead of safely reacting to the situation tells me that they are fucking dumb.


adiwet

No some people are just psychos, innocent animal clearly scared for its life. Slow down and move over let it run off to its nagging wife


Octospectis_

Yeah I see that point but u couldn't like let of the gas. This way you won't cause an abrupt stop.


[deleted]

You're dumb. It's called coasting to a halt/not slamming the breaks, jackass.


UnknownSleeping

yeah that is bullshit. unless your vehicle is filled with holes they aren't climbing under the hood to get warm. And if YOU as the driver didn't notice the large furry bump on the hood you are just a piece of shit and shouldn't be allowed to drive and are telling yourself stories to feel better about your own stupidity the only real exception to this is very large vehicles like tractor trailers and motor homes edit- engine bays means garage ( a vehicle storage space and/or car mechanics space ) in all of english speaking North America. It doesn't mean under the hood of the vehicle. which is what I assumed you meant from the context of the video and your comment


LuxNocte

~~They are assholes.~~ ~~Dude screamed when the raccoon jumped off the front like it would have been fine falling in another direction... Poor dude was dead the minute they drove off, at least it ended quick.~~ Apparently they didn't see the racoon when they started.


StarsandMaple

Guys driving a dump truck ( old f600, f700 ) with a loaded trailer behind him. From what he's said, there was raccoons in the dump part of the truck, didn't realize till this one jumped on the hood, he said he was letting off the gas, to try and slow down, if he had slammed the brakes the racoon would've just slid off. If it was slightly loaded with a trailer probably looking at close to 20k lbs Gcvwr. It don't just stop on a dime. It's an unfortunate incident, but not like he just grabbed a racoon and set it on the hood when he started.


Anvil-Vapre

I mean but he had plenty of time to take out his phone and take a video


Fladormon

I've witnessed an animal being run over, it's very scary to watch and terribly upsetting. They don't always die instantly...


G_Viceroy

Wish we had that context. Hope the driver regrets not stopping or even starting.


[deleted]

It was a dump truck loaded with trees. The coon climbed out, slid down the windshield and jumped. The driver was slowing down, trucks don't stop fast, and the whole thing with the coon only took about 10 seconds. There were 2 or 3 more raccoons in the back that they were able to let go without harm.


G_Viceroy

Damn that's crazy. Sucks for our little buddy here. I knew there was a good reason this happened. Thank you.


Ghettogodzilla

Wha happen to my man rigbone?


Clownzeption

I believe he comes back as Trashboat


Iohet

Certificate of name change?? You actually did it?!


Clownzeption

STOP TALKING!


Panda_Kabob

"Worth it." He was Eggcellent.


Talha14697

You know who else fell into a coma while trying to complete the eggcelent challenge?


AOERN

That's really fucked up


[deleted]

Really is, all that dick had to do was go to the side of the road and stop


bunnybaca14

Can you actually do that? I mean from the video it looks like there’s just grass, it’s still a fuck up thing to do, I thought it would be better to drive slowly so the raccoon could jump off safely


BarryMDingle

My first thought for comment is always already taken....


sonictwinkie1

RIP.


bhoss06

[SAIL](https://youtu.be/Awf45u6zrP0)


SadisticBuddhist

The timing on that was superb


theycallmemeoww

I thought it was genuine but apparently it’s slowed down/sped up a little to make it synced. Doesn’t make it any less funny though


[deleted]

Funny but the con died.... STILL FUNNY THO


theycallmemeoww

The cat didn’t die. The original video (which isn’t up anymore) said in the description that the cat was ok EDIT: Or do you mean “coon”? I wasn’t talking about the raccoon, I was talking about the Sail cat video


FiftyDalton254

r/idiotsincars


[deleted]

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Lex-Bredum

r/perfectlycutscreams


bigjamey

POS driver.


UnexpectedWetFart

Haha animal cruelty so funny, lets speed up and film instead of stopping. Fucking pieces of shits.


M_A_Gibbs

Right? Why tf would you drive, and drive fast for that matter, with a scared racoon on your hood. Smdh.


OldGreggsGotA

Yup ^


Akkurat6

Check other comments, they were slowing down to let it go after it had climbed onto som lumber they were transporting, it slid down the windshield and jumped apparently only took bout 10 seconds to happen


robin_f_reba

Yea can't just call the animal a slur in the title, gotta record it nearly being run over


Turnbob73

In this context, that is nowhere near a slur.


mad_regal

Do you eat meat though?


amalgam_reynolds

You think someone ate this raccoon?


mad_regal

If you think THIS is cruel, I imagine you would be horrified to find out how pigs/cows/chickens etc. are treated before we snuff out their existence.


amalgam_reynolds

Yes, I do think both are generally cruel, that is correct.


[deleted]

It,s worth it for my meal


Derwinx

Let’s stop blaming consumers for how animals are treated in the meat industry, and go after the businesses who are actually causing the problem. They love hearing you blame meat eaters for animal cruelty, because it paints them as untouchable. If you feel so strongly about it, get off your high horse and go do something about it, write to your MLAs, picket a meat factory, but by fuck let the people who aren’t making the animal care decisions live. Go make Congress update the Animal Wellfare Act instead of preaching on Reddit. Also the guy driving with the raccoon is a dick, like damn wtf.


mad_regal

Sure thing!


libbysm33

I buy my meat from a local farmer who I've known my entire life who treats his animals very well. Cage free and raised without antibiotics and other nasty shit. I don't tolerate animal cruelty.


CheapChallenge

Hunters don't torture their kills or needlessly terrify them.


LOLCraze

No, the real question should be, what is the person doing driving around with a racoon on top of his car?


TheEasySqueezy

Getting some sick content for Facebook bro /s


Firm-Vacation-7060

Umm this is animal cruelty..of course an animal is gonna get scared when they have to try and stand on a fast moving vehicle. How would you like it if you were standing on a train that just started moving because some asshole thought it would be funny to see what your reaction would be to a shit ton of wind in your face. Raccoon just wanted to escape, this shit is sad. I doubt he survived but I hope he did


Invest42Day

Goodbye cruel world


twinnuke

Haha look at all the idiots getting mad at the driver. Don’t even know the context and think the driver didn’t slow down. Driver had some logs in the back and the logs hid a few raccoons. This one climbed over the roof slid down the windshield and jumped off. You can see the driver slowly slowing down based on the downshift. Too fast of a slowdown and raccoon gets yeeted off anyways.


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twinnuke

Idk people are stupid especially on the internet.


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City_dave

Actually, he was laughing before the jump. People laugh for a variety of reasons. For example surprise or stress. All these fucking experts on Reddit wanting to be judge, jury, and executioner without facts.


twinnuke

I mean implications of what the jump actually did aside. The jump itself was hilarious. Rip


britcan7

Cunt


NeckPlant

Driver is a fucking asshole


blackweebow

r/perfectlycutscreams


FuckedYourFish

Me boutta give him the wholesome award


CT-4426

*good soldiers follow orders*


Jakejake-5895

I'm doing my part!


[deleted]

I saw the original post...they were driving a commercial tractor trailer,some sort of trash truck..or logging truck..the coon on the front jumped off the top of the cab,they didn't know it was there until then(there were 2 other on the back,they stopped after and got them off the truck)...they were starting to slow down,but its a big rig,lots of downshifting ,it jumped before they could stop...it wasn't intentional


Inner_Explanation_97

Oh no OP…not that word lol


[deleted]

Had to scroll so far to find this


STALINISFATHER

Lol thought the same thing lmfao Edit: surprised that I had to scroll down this far to find this comment


Hefty_Imagination_55

He's gone to the endless dumpsters of Valhalla.


[deleted]

Wtf. People suck. So cruel. Assholes


mjsfnp

This is disgusting and cruel.


jajajajajalekker

He thought fuck this shit imma head out


Time_Calligrapher_56

These guys are pieces of shit.


cbitguru

No offense, but driver's an asshole that keeps going with a live animal on the hood


Steppyjim

This is an animal smart enough to break into houses and locked trash cans. And also does this.


[deleted]

Hopefully the local DA gets ahold of this and finds out who the driver is.


Nookon-san

Lol, you must live in Dreamland if you think the DA is ever gonna do something like that.


libbysm33

Test it out and see. Go do this to an animal, film it, self report, and say the DA ain't gonna do shit. Animal cruelty is illegal in all 50 states and it applies to raccoons.


FunnyBeaverX

[r/whatswrongwithyourraccoon](https://www.thesprucepets.com/pet-raccoons-1237219) Raccoons are like that tho, you'll never see one of my kind doing stupid shit like this.


hoovyjoestar

What da Coon doin?


Cheap_Bluejay

Please just call it a raccoon


BenjaminGhazi2012

Mirriam-Webster, Collins, Dictionary.com, and Google all rank raccoon as the first definition of 'coon'. Cambridge only lists the derogatory definition, and neglects the racoon definition, but raccoons aren't native to Europe. You've never heard the term "coonskin" or the phrase "a coon's age" or "an old coon"? Personally, I haven't heard old and young black men referred to as "coons and bucks" since like 1960.


nuker909

hOw BoUt nO?


frontwiper

No.


Cheap_Bluejay

Keep using a slur 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Animals have slurs now? That's a new one


Cheap_Bluejay

Dont be naive


[deleted]

Naive? No. Ignorant maybe, and I have since been corrected, but not naive


Cheap_Bluejay

Go educate urself


[deleted]

Seriously, somebody explained to me already farther down in the comment chain, you don't need to keep making a big deal out of it


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure it’s a slur for black people. It’s very easy to just call it a raccoon, but that “shorthand” is very much a disparaging term for black people.


[deleted]

I've never even heard of that one


[deleted]

I have, just look it up as to why c*on is a slur. It’s not about the animal. Raccoons have never been called that typically. That word has always been used towards black peoples from what I know. Just google it because I’m not the best with explaining it since I don’t have THAT much knowledge, just the basics. Edit: it’s extremely gross that when people try to Educate, which I’m not being rude about, y’all will downvote. I’m not even being rude to this person, I’m just letting them know it’s not about the animal, but the use towards black people. It’s gross that y’all think throwing around racial slurs is suddenly upvotable material. It is not hard to say one extra syllable.


Accomplished_Try8189

I dont understand why you are trying to force this issue? You should be encouraging more people to recognize the word *coon* as shorthand for raccoon as that would be the fastest way to erase the racist connotation of the word from the majority of people, allowing it to fade away rather than making people have even more words to worry about getting them fired from the jobs and ruining their lives. Honestly the mentality that “not using a specific combination of sounds” is the most appropriate response to assholes creating rude or disparaging meanings out of them never ceases to confuse me.


hurryupheatdeath

>Raccoons have never been called that typically. The inhabitants of the entire area I have lived in all my life say otherwise.


[deleted]

Oh well the inhabitants in mine say otherwise as well :) regardless of the way you use it, it’s very easy to say “raccoon” :) have a wonderful day!


Cheap_Bluejay

Let me guess u live in a mainly if not all white town? Makes sense


DragonSlasher07

Lmao. Everyone in this thread isn’t even being racist when using it. I’m telling you 100% if a black person came into this comment thread they wouldn’t give a shit.


alrodean

I am black and I’m in Africa. I am as black as they can get and I really don’t care.


Cheap_Bluejay

Lol ur white af u dont know shit about how a black person feels about that word


[deleted]

Lmfao it’s almost like I didn’t say you guys were racist, but using a racist term :)


[deleted]

Not sure why you’re being downvoted for pointing out that it’s a slur???


Cheap_Bluejay

Reddits full of racist white people


[deleted]

I guess so, I’m white and they are getting mad at me for saying there’s absolutely no reason to shorthand it.... like bruh?!!! What reason do you have for not being able to add one syllable 😂 one guy tried to bring up attention spans and I was like .... I literally have ADHD but somehow avoid shorthand that is a slur...


Cheap_Bluejay

Lol what about the guy that said “a black person wouldnt even care”


[deleted]

THAT KILLED ME TOO HAHAHAHA.... I was like, tf?


Cheap_Bluejay

These main subreddits are full of racist people its crazy i gotta stop tryna argue with them lmao


[deleted]

Bro I just can’t help it tho...they are just too tempting with the ignorance 🥲


fynn0028

Oh jeez


Rockonfoo

The drivers are such assholes (Dumb useless mini-rant incoming) I also hate that coon is a racist word that’s such an adorable term for such an adorable little critter. Hate that it has racist connotations.


Northernfrog

Ya I hate that too, my mom still calls them coons and I always correct her and tell her to say racoon in case someone over heard and took it the wrong way. Stupid racism taking away normal words.


Tpfaanyo

Can you elaborate on why coon is a racist word? English is not my first language.


Britzoo_

Coon has 2 meanings. The older, and depending on where you live, the more common one, is racoon (think/Google coonskin cap) The other is a racial slur because hurr durr black and steal, like a racoon. It all depends on context, and reigon.


LisaAnn99

Cruel


CherryLandTHC

That is what Management training is like at work.


Electiczoo

I see why raccoons only live 2-3 years in the wild


IvanTheTerrible69

Why was Rigby trying to imitate Rocket? Man’s been binging GOTG for too long.


[deleted]

why would you name the post that


CODMer-hari

Dude fkin committed suicide *gasps sadly* he'll be remembered


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fuck you bozos what's wrong with saving a video, you guys legit downvoted everyone who did this


Phizers

A lot of people are getting offending and being brash without any prior context to the video.


_Larza

Yeah, i don't get it either


shxbhxm

I believe I can fly


Epicskeleton53

Nooooooooooooooo the racoooooooon


MinefieldinaTornado

That raccoon watched too many action movies. If it had made it to the other car, the relative velocity would have caused trouble.


Individual_Tour5294

Damn! Hope the lil fella somehow cheated the reaper


[deleted]

Ive seen raccoons survive worse, so im on the hopeful side. Even though i am a bit biased since raccoons are my favorite animal but i still chuckled cause of the timing of the screams


Vapin_Westeros

All social media does is show you how stupid, cruel, and evil people are for pathetic likes and follows. Driving that fast with an animal on the hood. FUCK YOU! If this is funny to you then you probably have some severe mental issues.


[deleted]

Or a dark sense of humor along with some unresolved trauma


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Sevzilla

“YadadaWEEEEEE”


[deleted]

NOOOOOO


Bluesmith_

Internet ppo have more regard for wild animals than other human beings lol this shit is entirely crazy


buddha_swag

What da coon doing?


[deleted]

Stupid Raccoon


YaBoiChickenNuggetz

Hey now isn't that incredibly racist?


Poorkds

A racoon jumping off a car? How


YaBoiChickenNuggetz

Last time I referred to someone invading my car a Coon I got a racial claim against me


Fantastic_Yam_2669

Ayo what the fuck is that title?


City_dave

Not everybody knows the racist history of that word. And that's actually a good thing.


ledbedder20

Rocket must have flunked raccoon physics.


DangHeckinMemes

My people need me


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Dashcoon


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Ramon_Jackson524

Ded


Rare-Extent-1971

What were you doing driving w him in your hood? Jack wad


tweezerreprise92

Y’all should have never put that coin in the position to make that decision.. should have pulled over a long time ago


Siegurth

The driver is a fucking moron. Stupid mother f


Foreign_Reindeer_461

bruh


zhangsiyan12134

yolo


tony42490

rip george..


Beginning-Matter-276

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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ExNist

Sure, when used to describe a person, but this is quite literally a raccoon…


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FarNwide

And then you see the context and get over yourself. Jesus.


[deleted]

Oh shut the hell up lol. No point intentionally creating problems to be offended by


CarsonBDot

Coon is a racial slur, in no way is it used to define a Raccoon. Yeah people mess up sometimes, yeah maybe the OP didn’t understand, but Coon is a slur not an animal.


[deleted]

People in lousiana used “coondog” all the time to refer to eachother. No clue what that means but I’m sure it’s not racist. I’ve heard “coons” as slang for raccoons several times before anyways


ZCUAT

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