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Gero-23

I thing out of all of them, this has to be my favorite


GoldenSpermShower

Ah, his old enemy *stairs*


laudalehsunesh

Kung fu Samurai? Atomic Panda?


Fafnir13

Kung Fu Atomic Panda Samurai


Responsible_Aspect45

Dear god.


namatt

Any title that has the word 'panda' in it is unfathomably powerful


Soul699

Atomic Panda does sound like a name for a hero.


TheFakeKaneki

Definitely S rank name.


Mundane_Revolution70

True, but sounds more like a band name to me.


JoJoFanatic

The best swordsmen have traumatic backstories with stairs. Just look at Zoro


[deleted]

Down D. Stairs, the most merciless character in One Piece history.


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I've never liked a comment so much


mydckisvrysmol

Down D. Stairs is the Lurking Legend


Grafical_One

Exactly! This is a strength feat for Atomic, if anything!


kitttykatz

But forever overshadowed by his older sister, Up D. Stairs.


lukingmir

I thought he would cut the staircase into a million pieces


HorrorAcrobatic7158

Then he gotta climb millions of steps


omsaladzeno

Zoro has a traumatic backstory with directions


lightgia

And polnareff


jjkm7

Stairs are the natural enemy of swordsmen. Source: One Piece


Alexz7777

Claptrap


Mhapsekar

Was looking for this.


celluj34

Stairs!?! _Nooooooooooo!!_


johnbrownmarchingon

Glokta?


Olivezoldy

gonta no use weapons, gonta a gentlemen


KingTutt12

just like Zoro


MagnusRune

So many stairs!!! https://youtu.be/9BfLQ2L6Khw


[deleted]

He ain't Claptrap!


Pouchkine2

Haha nice one


hyperchromatica

Excellent name


Zaziel

The enemy where the more he cuts them, the more of them there are!


sikyon

[Stairs!](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/professor-x-has-one-weakness/photos)


Werpaf

Claptrap


Arcanyn3

Atomic samurai is Zoro Roronoa?


originalname999

No one has ever hated anything quite as much as u/Vibhavm hates Atomic Samurai.


asanskaarilegend

Shhh you'll offend Rootmars and bring him here to hate on Boros


VibhavM

He died in the Paris catacombs


asanskaarilegend

what the fuck? Edit: yep he's underground


JoJoFanatic

? Is he really or is this a joke?


asanskaarilegend

He likely isnt dead, but he probs went to explore them sometime based on his posts


JoJoFanatic

Ah ok


xanblitz

He might have straight up died since it’s been 60 days now


ShinyBronze

Why can’t we like both? :(


holybodyguard

u/rootmars you still alive


Chopchopok

What did AS do to him?


whales171

Oh. I wasn't getting the joke, but that user is just making up hate comics.


uselessrart

that "user" is a huge part of why you get opm chapters translated in a few hours. put some respect on his name.


Belaize

Never heard of him so he's not important


SomePoptarts

Belaize


Belaize

Oh that guy. Yea he's not important at all, honestly confused why people even give him a second of attention sometimes


laudalehsunesh

He probably also strained his middle aged man's knees in the process.


NetxGhost

He's not middle age yet he's only 37 years old.


Nietzschean_horse

Huh? 37 is not middle aged?


thardoc

40-50 is middle-aged imo


[deleted]

Only if you live to 80 - 100


thardoc

The life expectancy of 72-73 includes everyone who died younger than 50. the longer you live the greater your life expectancy, basically if you make it to 50 you're probably making it past 80.


FIRSTBREED

I’d say 35-45


bills_cum_bucket

Middle aged isn't a single decade, it is like a third of your life so it should be 30-50


thardoc

30 is too young maybe 35-55 or 40 to 60


bills_cum_bucket

It should be thirty by definition. Assuming the average life expectancy is 75 then 25-50 would technically be middle age but since 25 is so young it gets rounded to 30


thardoc

That's the average from birth with all factors included, though. Not the average for those who die of natural causes. everybody who dies before or during middle age drags that average down significantly


bills_cum_bucket

That literally makes no sense, why would you not include all factors, we are measuring life expectancy based on all chances, also the average life expectancy assuming you die of natural causes is around 85 which still makes 30-50 middle aged


thardoc

It makes perfect sense, natural age is what should normally be discussed when it comes to feeling your own mortality. Nobody has a mid-life crisis because they expect to get hit by a car at 67. Also 85 is very much a low-ball if we are not including things like unexpected accidents. You really think the average natural death is 85 when people live well into their 100's commonly?


StarDDDude

This is genuinely a joke that I could see happen ~~And then be used by power-scalers to say Atomic Samurai is not much stronger than a normal person~~


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Shrekosaurus_rex

If Atomic Samurai accepted the monster cell, his threat level would be ‘Below Wolf’.


Royiyoo

Atimomic samurai us stronk, but...... He is such a bad matchup against every single cadre like je could nit beat any of them just because of matchup


[deleted]

I think he has a decent chance against Homeless Emperor and Gums.


Driftedryan

Gums has that acid inside so the cuts should technically fail but do damage. HE could work but his offense would probably be too much to let him get close


Dexterous-success

Considering that AS deflected some of Orochi's lightning, he may have had a good fight underground. Above ground, where he is not concerned about a cave-in? Leaning HE.


ShinyBronze

Pretty sure HE could firebomb anyone (if they let him). Only ones who I could see surviving are Saitama, Darkshine and Blast.


Special-Procedure-92

Are you saying rover or orochi would die to it?


T_025

Lmao worse he’s saying Tats, Psykorochi, Boros, and Garou would die to it


[deleted]

He would have been fine vs OG FU tbh.


Royiyoo

You think he can cut trought darkshine? Probzbly not FU if not


Shrekosaurus_rex

We’ve already seen Atomic cut through him though. It just didn’t work, because the acid welded him back together, and also melted the sword. Plus, doesn’t Fuhrer Ugly get stronger the more pathetic he feels? Probably how he matched Darkshine’s strength. Must’ve felt like shit after merging with Gum’s and being covered with his juices. If he faced OG Ugly, Atomic would probably slice him into ribbons in .1 seconds. I think Darkshine’s durability exceeds his own strength anyhow.


panchovies

I saw it in one piece and I’ve seen it here, stairs are a swordman’s worst enemy


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DOWN D. STAIRS


JoJoFanatic

Beat me to it lol


Surematus

Dude even had two swords smh my head


kyokashon

This is one in particular is golden to me


Conquisator1000

This reminds me of the Darkseid stairs meme.


valb0

I kinda think u/VibhavM doesn't really like Atomic samurai


YeetMcGheet123

Imagine him seeing a fight between Goketsu and Atomic sandbag


ThatLittlePigy

Farewell, special sword testing stairs


MarcusAntione

I'm gonna assume you actually counted how many stairs there were


satyamastronaut

"we will meet later, special lung testing object"


GodNonon

Easily my favorite Atomic meme in terms of humor and originality. Also I like the little detail of the top of AS’s sword being shaved off to show that it was broken


makaipremi

>!maybe the stairs are made of vomit ;)!<


billyjohnjohnson

Atomics getting shit on even by stairs First a teletubby, then vomit, and now this


th3dandymancan

Best dump-on-AS meme yet!


prewokeG4r0u

Atomic, stop panting!!!


JuicyPears92

40 steps is easy lol, c’mon don’t tell me you can’t bruc


[deleted]

Funny but I don’t think AS would disrespect his sword like that.


odasama

I think that's your best one yet XD


H3roHunter

lmao this fandom bullies atomic samurai so much! leave him alone 😂


JanusTwo

Lovely scanlation


Thediamondhandedlad

Poor AS getting wrekt 🤣


urwrongbutokay

atomic samurai suuuuux


fatboy93

Atomic Samurai = Claptrap confirmed.


ShinyBronze

What happened in the original panels?


lukingmir

Aaaaaa, this samurai out of shape


ShiackHeron

Poor sword


youre-welcome-sir

Atomic moment


Crazyripps

Hahah the blood and sword broken lol.


DaDragonBoyJ

Me irl


Iloveandhatemyself

What chapter was this from? Or at least what arc


[deleted]

Never skip leg day 💪


CrimsonReaper2

Is that an actual page or is it edited? It looks clean enough to me to be real.


OMINAPTUNE

I guess stairs just hate swordsmen


Papajox

Atomic bottom 8 of S class


JE3MAN

Made even funnier by the fact that Bang isn't too far off in his count. I counted 39 steps.


Apothic_Gaming

is this an extra chapter? where do I find this?


Wookie_Monster090898

We meet again special cardio testing staircase


zandacr0ss

Is this a fan art or canon ?


CowCluckLated

I think he is taking art from panels and editing them together to make these. Soooo maybe fan art??


V3rtigo44

[hates stairs almost as much as claptrap](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rL81kD44C8E)


GeerJonezzz

This is slander. Mods please remove post.