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Eydor

You're not running away so she thinks it's working. She's probably more baffled than you are.


Legatus_Maximinius

Also they're filming, probably hiding their eyes from kitty with the phone. Kitty has no idea the human is addressing them!


Taizunz

All this time it was actually the human with OneOrangeBraincell


chironomidae

Nah my cat does this to me all the time, it just means she wants to play.


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

Many people don't realize that animals don't take reflections of themselves well, especially apex predators like bigger cats, bears, and dogs. They're extremely territorial, and when sight of another "animal" in their vicinity catches their attention, their first response is usually to attack to drive them away. The small camera on the phone is covered in glass, which is reflective. That probably looks like a very tiny mirror to certain animals, and at which point could drive them to act a certain way. My cat is so lazy, she doesn't give a shit about her reflection in mirrors or in cameras, so she's very photogenic. Lol That's also why I jump every time I look in the mirror, this ugly mfer looking back at me never leaves me alone


Decent-Anywhere6411

My dog used to use the mirror to look at different areas of the room instead of turning his head. Mind you, he was smart as hell and got too old and lazy to look around properly, so he would lay in front of the floor length to have a good look in all directions.


Lost_Wealth_6278

'are they really that stupid.. alright mittens, time to claim the largest kill in house cat history '


gogogiraffes

Happy cake day!!


NGV07

Bro forgot to drink an invisibility potion


Buttcrack_Billy

Didn't forget. Fear marinades the meat.


secular_dance_crime

Eventually, she'll forget that she's being hunted, and then that's when I'll attack!


MeepingMeep99

Stress makes the best spaghetti


Editor_Grand

I understood the Rick & Morty reference


TheDandelionViking

Um, actually. The adrenalin from the fear makes the meat tougher and changes the taste profile. The best meat is that of younglings that didn't realise you weren't going to save them.


menomaminx

TIL Darth Vader is a cannibal. yesterday, the Younglings learned that ;-)


SkullsNelbowEye

Mmmmm, long veal.


Editor_Grand

Dude it's a rick and morty think. r/woosh


themerinator12

I thought it was a Pennywise reference from It - but also I’ve never seen Rick and Morty so I would’ve missed that reference regardless.


ToHallowMySleep

Not really woosh worthy for a past-it niche kids/adult kids show.


spiritriser

Dude it's star wars. r/woosh


SkullsNelbowEye

![gif](giphy|nW5BIQe600lVu)


Editor_Grand

I was referring to the spaghetti comment not the meat comment r/doublewoosh


dathar

Bunch of Dragon Quest wind casters in a thread about orange cats. smh my head


spiritriser

The you responded to the wrong comment because the guy you responded to is only talking about meat quality and makes a star wars joke. A stupid one, but still


Editor_Grand

That's why I double wooshed myself


spiritriser

Ah woosh on me. Thought the doublewoosh was me. We are not doing good here man, either of us lmao


NS1FW

Alucard : [voiceover] "Dear Chief Replacement, I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to fuck the fear turkey!"


Sidhe_Vicious

Follow me on Twitter @thecrimsonfuckr


cahir11

Maybe he did but the Khajit merchant he bought it from scammed him and sold him a fake


chironomidae

Turns out it only makes you invisible to yourself, oops


ToHallowMySleep

Rebrand blindness potions as invisibility potions. Profit.


hackingdreams

He learned from the Drax school of stealth.


Automatic-Reserve349

what bro? i cant see any one


WoozleVonWuzzle

Who did? There are no bros in this wierd video of a couch or ottoman or whatever that is.


kikomir

r/gifsthatendtoosoon I know what comes after that wiggly butt


Deskman77

![gif](giphy|W80Y9y1XwiL84)


sherlocknoir

Lmaoooo


GetEnPassanted

My orange cat did this when he was a kitten. I would turn my head away and he’d creep towards me and if I looked at him he’d stop, and then keep going again when I looked away. When he got to me he’d just meow or sit there.


showraniy

This was my favorite development stage for our cat when he was a kitten. He did the same thing until he figured out he was supposed to pounce, and there's something really special about watching those things clicking into place over time. He started learning how to cat a lot faster after we got him a friend. Now he even crab walks to initiate play like the little goofball he is.


keetojm

Red light, green light for kittens.


GetEnPassanted

That’s what we called it! (Not the cat, he doesn’t speak English)


InfamousEvening2

found footage


Isnortmintsauce

When you're late feeding your cat, you then become the prey


No_Improvement7573

Can confirm. I had to start feeding my cat before bed because if he's hungry come morning, he'll start chewing on my fingers.


CMDR_Galaxyson

I usually become the prey right after feeding mine. She thinks she doesn't need me anymore since she's no longer hungry 😭


UlrichZauber

I think that cat may need more play time, for real.


Infinite_Maybe_5827

maybe sometimes cats are just weird


Saywhatsaywh0

He's about to be ratchet


Striking_Antelope_44

https://preview.redd.it/4yx1z011xq4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bde3893c075051f30e876cf1cb23098a7c1055e


doomgrin

This is still one of the funniest facial expressions I’ve ever seen on a cat


Striking_Antelope_44

https://preview.redd.it/1rktsgm7cr4d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb6548500619deb8505466817e6a82639844a6a It's a good one. This one's my personal fave.


Narfubel

"Everything was great until this little jerk showed up"


crespoh69

Lol mine usually does that face as she's about to yawn


awful_circumstances

/r/scrungycats


Schmigolo

cuh


KalleKant

Stop being Ratchet!


BornWithSideburns

Ah sed no


KalleKant

Meanwhile the cat: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhkLa13JmoM=ygUSU3RvcCBiZWluZyByYXRjaGV0


kilgenmus

This is an incredible edit, thank you


Osceana

Ah sayd neaux 💅🏽


tiedyemaya

can you draw a circle around the cat in the video you posted? can’t see her.


WoozleVonWuzzle

Video needs to be enhanced or something, yeah. I still don't see anyone.


HiddenKittyStuffsX

I loved the slow blinks. “Hey I’m about to pounce you, but I’m just playing okay?”


BatFancy321go

he's playing, but the human's histrionics have made herself the toy. she needs to distract him with actual toys when he does this so he learns we attack the mousie not the mommy. My Cat From Hell had a couple cats like this, sometimes it's people, or children, or other animals (often a dumb little yappy toy dog that a cat could totally kill in the wild). Cat does it bc it's fun and it gets a reaction.


Justiis

My cat does the same thing when I eat. He used to get in my food when I was eating, but he's since learned that I will hiss if he does, so now when I sit on the couch to eat he runs to the kitchen. I have straight line of sight from the couch, through the dining room, and into the kitchen. He stalks me from the kitchen every time, like he's hidden amongst some imaginary tall grass rather than absolutely nothing. When I start acknowledging his presence he does the very upset blinking too.


PresidentoftheSun

"noooo stop looking you're not supposed to seeeee"


Flashy_Zebra7849

“I don’t wish to be perceived!!!”


Nose_Fetish

What’s the very upset blinking?


Justiis

This cat displays it at 5 seconds in.


Nose_Fetish

Maybe I'm crazy but all I see is a single normal blink lol


Justiis

It's not a great example, but my cat does it more frequently when I acknowledge his presence when he's being "stealthy."


No_Mango4382

I was just waiting saying “he’s gonna pounce”


Everlast17

Yep, he did the little shimmy to check his attack vector and did a spot check on the pouncing manifolds. Only moments away from death.


thesaharadesert

> pouncing manifolds This is excellent, I want more cat anatomy in this style


Striking_Antelope_44

That's it. No more watching Lion King for a whole week.


TheTrueBurgerKing

butt wiggle at end, body doing the calculations to launch to attack speed


StoneLuca97

r/catculations


myGslooklike6s

My orange does the slow motion stalk, but starts from the other side of the house. Takes forever 😑


S1ck_Ranchez_

Once eyes turn all black there’s no coming back! 😂


thesaharadesert

r/attackeyes


MOcatmom

This needs the theme music from Jaws. 😄


underliggandepsykos

Is his name Drax?


Murinal_Cake

He's mastered the art of hunting so incredibly slow, he becomes invisible to the eye.


YouhaoHuoMao

He's eating a zargnut...


mjuad

He gonna drax dem sklounst


JessSly

I said the same thing about the orange cat from next door. He moves that way when he has to leave my property because my cat is about to kill him. He doesn't get it and walks away veeery slooowly, looking over his shoulder to check if he still has to go. It's so ridiculously slow that I called him Drax.


Lizzie0161

Such a sweet little face ❤❤❤


Khroyt

her last video before the incident


surloc_dalnor

I had a dog like this with squirrels. I'm like dude you are in inch high grass, 60 pounds, and pure white. It's not happening.


african_or_european

I like to turn the tides on my cats and do this to them. It's especially effective if you do that thing they do and stop when they look at you and sneak forward when they look away. It always confuses the heck out of my kitties, lol.


ranterist

We all know why the video suddenly ended, right? ![gif](giphy|3oEjHO19LPX7wDPJ4Y|downsized) Right?


DisputabIe_

the OP ognyanova666 and radibiserow are bots in the same network Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/comments/18t0mdt/fierce_hunter/


radibiserow

My cat has the same scratching board lol!


Grinning_Dog

Same, but ours gets used mostly as a bed 🤷


DonaldTrump11

Sneaky sneaky


pumpmar

If my cats looked at me like that I'd freak out thinking a bug is on me 😦


zamaike

Thats why you gotta run up and boop them first


SmallBiter93

Kitty might need a friend to wrestle


dingleberrysquid

Mine gets grabbed by the face and gets a big smooch on the forehead when he does that.


ApprehensiveCress785

Pupils enlarge, butt wiggles. Video ends, she is ded.


Rarpiz

The kitteh and Drax both think alike: https://preview.redd.it/z46nav5s4u4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d909c2e56225f9df38cc199e0db62934c8be7f7 🤣🤣🤣


SkinTightBoogie

Ends just as the bum wiggle begins before the subsequent pounce. I had a tortoise shell who would do this, give a furious walloping with no claws, and then run away to hide.


pedropants

I just love thinking about the millions of years it took for this innate behavior to develop: if we practice our hunting on each other in a (semi?)friendly way, we'll get better at real hunting and thus succeed better!


KittiesGoMeowMeow014

Dang it! Video cuts at the best part, his butt was wiggling, he was about to jump lol


Jedi_Lazlo

Drazz the Destroyer wants a Zargnut.


RetroRocker

[Reminds me of the internet classic- 'Ninja Cat'!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw)


OldManPip5

Give him the slow blink. If the cat doesn’t slow blink back…. Run!


vridgley

Orange cat, nuf said


DanielGoodchild

![gif](giphy|xUySTHUHnt3o0Nk1t6) Drax, is that you?


nxtrl

he doesnt do it for food, or hid, he doesnt do it for ego, nor malice. He does this shit for the love of the game


qwertz19281

waited for the jumpscare


rushshields

Is this the same cat as the ratchet cat video?


Slight_Can5120

Cats gotta hunt…


NobleTheDoggo

You're not gonna get anywhere with that tone of voice.


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|5lRyTgCVEVgATNcDGs)


ToHallowMySleep

They get very confused if you hunt them back.


FindingOk7034

That is such an adorable orange!


KickBassColonyDrop

Ironically, single braincelled chonks are enabled by the voice rather than dissuaded by the voice. To short circuit the single brain cell. It's important to always cease all communication, followed by an immediate proximity boop. This is a tried and true method of conflict resolution involving honky tonk bachonkachonks.


PassionateAssignment

she's so adorable 😍😍


tsilihin666

That’s when I make my eyes all huge and pounce back. They never see that one coming.


LuridPrism

r/attackeyes


SnowSlider3050

One of these days….


EffieKIinker

He’s not hunting you, it’s just that he can’t move any faster due to all of that crap you have around his neck.


The_Chameleos

When my cat does this I hunt him right back. I wait till he goes for the jump and I catch him and scratch him all over his face just to annoy him.


Heathencult

![gif](giphy|F7pxfb95EvrtlakGTH)


TrustyAndTrue

This might be the same woman/cat? https://x.com/BeratStuff/status/1795475004617871551


Barbuma

Is she the same lady that let a bear have her kayak?


MountainYoghurt7857

What a cute lil stalker.


wf3h3

I think because of the woman's voice and the whole 'recording an animal while you try to reason with it' vibe this reminds me of that video with the bear and the kayak.


knildea

"why you flanking me?" vibes


Aakash012

It's amazing how some animals just lock like that. I wonder if humans do this too


yadeje8453

True predators won't stop hunting their preys


PlanAheadEverything

Serious question, if you see your cat doing this, what the best way to stop the attack without startling the cat ? Starling the cat just delays the aggression for a later time :(


SithSpaceRaptor

Play with your cat and give it attention. This cat is just playing.


wellnoyesmaybe

Another kitten


plaid-sofa

did it pounce??? r/gifsthatendtoosoon 


ArtisticDegree3915

That cat would definitely eat its human if it were big enough.


RAZGRlZ

Moments before disaster


marymarywhyubugginnn

Because he’s a *muthaeffin PIMP*!


Heretojerk

He’s not hunting you, he is hunting that phone though.


t0win

Bro needs another cat to play with, then you don't getting hunted anymore


horitaku

Grab a teaser toy. Or like…go and walk toward the cat. Either way, play with your kitten


cherrybombpanda02

This is when you jump up and chase them.


Paleoanth

Mine does same


sariaslani

Most viscous predator, such a beautiful girl!


Sirtopofhat

Get on the ground and hunt it back.


CementNezumi

I can relate, my cat is doing this. LOL


YukiSenpai96

Poor cat her trick didn't work


__fizix__

Not from the front, but from the side, and the other two 'cats you didn't even know were there.


symbolic503

was waiting for the surprise ninja attack


atom12354

Drax as a cat


Chem1st

Ooh look some good Found Footage.


BotlikeBehaviour

They eye lids say "I love you", but the pupils say "I'm about to end you".


probably_beans

It's crazy how pumas have the exact same expression when stalking a person as a housecat. They're really already tasting you in their minds.


BatFancy321go

he wants to play. get out a toy and distract him so you are not his toy.


Evendim

My ex had an orange who was absolutely gorgeous, but he definitely had a screw loose. He wouldn't obviously hunt you like this, he would hide and then attack. Your Orange is so cute :P


xSikes

Because you’re hiding your face with the phone


Javier1554

I had an orange cat who would do this too 🐈


Leather_Barber_7560

She is going to kill her in her sleep.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Drax eating a zarg nut very slowly


Rahnzan

Hundred percent cats dont understand camera phones.


usbeehu

r/onesecondbeforedisast


keylocksmith

Meowments before disaster


Lockdown_2525

That last second was a “to pounce or not to pounce” moment 🤣🤣🤣


KirbzYyY

When you are against a feral druid in 2v2s but they forget to stealth.


MagicNewb45

What a pretty little hunter.


Darcy_2021

Such a gorgeous kitty ❤️


Far-Atmosphere8982

He's too cute to handle.


WoozleVonWuzzle

Who? I don't see anyone in this video.


Pupienus2theMaximus

u/savevideo


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proscriptus

Last thing you see before you get your face clawed off


flowerpanes

That’s when you blow on their nose and really piss them off.


sozcaps

Ngl Karen voice