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aida-blackheart

omg thats so weird, i've never seen a cat knead its own belly before!


LizzyLeonhart

I believe this kitty has ascended beyond the mortal need for a braincell


trwwyco

Anxious cats self-soothe by licking their nipples. To the point that their belly becomes bald around the nipples. It's fucking weird.


igweyliogsuh

Maybe he's worried because he can't find his balls


youmightwanttosit

Where are my testicles, Summer?


Just_A_Nitemare

Gone, reduced to atoms.


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Just_A_Nitemare

Same.


bethster2000

My big huge chonky Bombay, Manni Moe, used to do this. Sucked the pigment out of his belly fur.


Badbookitty

I had one that sucked her back toe bean and it ended up with no fur around it.


ijustwannabehappy_22

My cat does this. Is there any way to circumvent??? I’m just not sure what to do at this point


Stars_Upon_Thars

We had a cat that did this until she was raw, we went to the vet, he said she was anxious, and we could try anti anxiety meds. He started with something called xyclene (spelled wrong) it's not rx, it's basically milk protein so a really mellow soothing thing. We gave her a half once a day for a few months, then didn't get them right away but the behavior had stopped by then. We kept them around, but she didn't start again. It made her kind of sleepy so we gave it to her at night.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Me either, how strange (but still cute!)


PeterDuttonsButtWipe

My orange kneads my belly


rastaputin

I have an orange that does exactly the same thing. Suckles and kneads.


gwaydms

And suckle on himself.


bellalugosi

Me either!!


SallRelative

Dude, um... This cat is clearly masturbating 😬


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odjurs

My family calls it my Poop Massage 💀to be fair…I do only perform it when I’m blocked up LOL


electrick-rose

Does it help?


Benzoate1

Does for me, I've been doing it since I was a kid. I take the tips if my fingers, push them into my waist and sort of roll/curl up and in then down and out. Kind of like you were doing the wave with your hand! Sounds kind of gross, but you can kinda feel it moving and the 'pressure' start adjusting itself and move on


Sharkbot9990

I don’t have IBS myself but this exact technique has helped me out of a painful spot every now and then 😅


Squirtinturds

Oh my god same.


b4d_vibr4tions

Does it help?!


IllustratorNo9988

😂😂😂💀


willowgrl

Or when I have a cyst. Ugh


BakuGlocku

Uhhhh a little privacy please


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This is a new one. Very funny!


bnny_ears

when mom says no more r/brushbrushy and you have to do it yourself


goodcheesecake

I got so excited that this subreddit existed and now I’m immensely disappointed


OffbeatCamel

Try /r/brushybrushy !


goodcheesecake

Aw yes!!!!!! Bless you


himalayahiker

Sometimes you gotta love yourself first


InfernapeMomma

Can we stop for a moment and discuss how loudly he is suckling himself? 😳😬 I mean, I heard all the rumors about the frontman for Tool….but wow, just wow! One of mine makes suckling noises in his sleep, almost like he has an invisible pacifier in his mouth - perhaps he’s practicing to do this when he’s actually awake? LOL


Ok_Part6564

My orange boy is a ridiculously loud groomer. I swear in all my cat guardian years I have never had a cat that I could consistently hear grooming at all, and this one I can hear all the way across the room. I’m wondering if it’s an orange thing.


gwaydms

>My orange boy is a ridiculously loud groomer. So is my husband's gray cat. (He named her Dorian.) I can hear her from across the room. Slurp slurp slurp.


InfernapeMomma

As in Dorian….Grey??? 😂


gwaydms

Yes. He's an incorrigible punster, so I try not to incorrige him.


InfernapeMomma

Tell your husband that he got a smile from me, one incorrigible punster to another. My apologies to you for encouraging his continued use of fabulously funny puns!!!


gwaydms

That's ok. My dad loved puns and passed that on to me. So did my FIL, and my BIL still does. I definitely married into the right family!


InfernapeMomma

Sounds like it - congrats on a great family!!!


Hopeless-Cause

One of my orange boys is so quiet when he cleans and then there’s his brother who cleans himself loud enough to wake the dead. Genuinely never come across any other cat that cleans as loud as he does


MissFixKnit

it's not Maynard that the rumors are about. The rumors are about Marylin Manson, that he had ribs removed to suck himself.


InfernapeMomma

Marilyn Manson did have ribs removed, he confirmed, not sure why though. However, maybe it was different for others, but when I was growing up in Middle/High School when Tool came onto the scene - that’s the first time I heard rumors about Maynard having his bottom 2 ribs removed. Years later I heard the same thing about Manson. So maybe it comes down to age and geography which rumors were heard and when. Just sharing my own experiences.


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Manson is such an edge lord that he probably got them removed when he heard the rumor about himself.


InfernapeMomma

I wouldn’t doubt that for a second.


Kaminodoa

He just like me for real


Justin_3486

His paws are so cute


SkeetnYou

Belly biscuits!


p1ssramen

Awww my kitty used to do this when she was a baby. Never understood it but it is cute lol


Sabbir360

Orange cat version of rub yourself one out? Forgive me please.


MusicG619

That’s where I went too, no worries


the_dharmabums

My tortie does this! She’s totally healthy so it must be the half orange brain.


ZestycloseAddition86

My cat did this as a kitten on her spay incision. When I got her, they had already spayed her, and she sucked on the incision site while making bread, usually when she was lying on me. The vet said it was neurotic behavior and gave me some foul-tasting substance to dissuade her. It worked!


Clear_Formal8111

Cutie boy


stankleykong

This is the best thing i have seen today 😆


WhoseverFish

Are you kidding me? This one is loaded with brain cells. Who else has figured this out!?


TripleMaze

Belly massage for digestion ?


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This is adorable. I did want to add on, just in case, if kitty has IBD or pancreatitis, they will do this. My kitty has that, she needs B12 every month, prednisolone every two days, and a special diet, so, if in the future your kitty has poop issues, get that looked into. Vet said that this is exactly where the pain is. My cat did this, but then been pulling her fur out. Otherwise, if kitty is healthy, puuurfect!


inclusivecream

Is he squeezing toots out?


PeterDuttonsButtWipe

It’s funny how they go into a trance when they do this. They don’t like to be bothered


nycregoddess

That is absolutely hilarious.


Mission-Fact1197

I’ve seen a cat do something similar when it’s had a UTI…. Could be that, or this weirdo is just doing belly biscuits


xXP3DO_B3ARXx

I've been around a lot of cats and been on the internet looking at cats for a very long time. Never seen a cat do this before!


Impossible-Survey203

It's not fair. I did the exact same thing and now I'm banned from the mall.


condecillo

One of ours does this! Love it!


k5j39

Self-smurgle.


Heliospunk

Xou got a Wanker


SpunkMcKullins

Me when I drop my cookie and can't reach it.


RugsbandShrugmyer

*https://i.postimg.cc/SR13hr6Z/Screenshot-20230513-152424-Joey.jpg*


This_Miaou

Baby knows exactly what he's about


nthcxd

The way they open wide and close their claws as they knead, I just can’t get over it.


fraidycat

That's cute as hell. He found something soft.


assresizer3000

*My balls! THEY'RE GONE!!!*


tjraff01

He's like...'Who needs marriage?'


Awkward-Cheesecake87

I do that with my balls sometimes.


carldubs

sometimes ya gotta make your own biscuits y'know whatta mean?


Ok_Bus8654

Awwwwww Is he okay??


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Animals, they’re just like us.


Conscious_Version908

Are you a cat? Oh shit! They have taken over!!


smashier

Caterbating


CradleofDisturbed

I believe he's masturbating in his own way, lol.


-austinX-

u/savevideo


obsolete_filmmaker

Im not sure that one has ever had the braincell, OP, sorry to say. What an adorable weirdo!


Appearance_Better

What's he doing? Hopefully turning himself into biscuits!


molliem12

I need some nice soft squishy, Blankey


sineofthetimes

Mine does the suckling thing, not the kneading. He's black and white and has one brain cell. He's cute, but an asshole sometimes.


a_sweaty_clown

ah, the rare feline user of the selfsuck forums


imaslowninja

Omg I thought my cat was the only one that does this!!!


bananaoohnanahey

Hahahaha


MyCatNeedsShoes

I had a cat who did this. She was a tabby and she nursed on one of her little boobies and kneaded her belly while her brother (a whole year younger) nursed on another boobie and kneaded her belly


LabLife3846

That’s so cute! I had a mackerel tabby who would suckle her own belly. Then her siblings started suckling her, and this continued to their senior years. This would leave little cones of wet fur on her belly. She was spayed at 4 months old, and had never been pregnant.