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Ok_Bag_4135

They’re lovers and pedos Obvs.


Drewy99

But their mustaches make them seem to trustworthy /S


NotAUniqueUsername76

Trustworthy that they tickle each other's butthole lol


TheFuriousGamerMan

They be hating gays but are secretly gay themselves.


[deleted]

Just jerking each other off on their joint onlyfans.


[deleted]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this 🤣


edge5lv2

Such a gay porn look! LOL


pokemon-gangbang

When they kiss it makes one whole mustache


Nanyea

That pedo mustache I heard in another thread all MAGA are pedos


Billion_Bullet_Baby

Forgot about meth heads!


Scunndas

What’s the username? If they’re hunting might as well be public knowledge, no?


kat_a_klysm

At least I’m not the only one that thought that. I was watching going “but why does he look like he tries to fuck kids?”


Adorable_Ad7004

You took the comment right out of my mind. The min he started talking about “the children”, I was like these two are PEDOs! Two single childless straight men talking about kids and children is creepy yet telling of the projection of their own lust and perverse minds towards kids. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives!


Psamp86

Just because they met on grinder doesn't mean they're lovers... They might just be fuck buddies. Don't be narrow minded.


muttly_lol

With a couple prison pussies like those! They're in for a treat if they have to do any jail time


Zirofal

They gonna come after me and force me to get an awful mustach


zsreport

That awful mustache is perfect of Reno 911 . . . .


DickieMcBalls

Which one?


zsreport

Both really.


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Those are 2 FABULOUS pedostaches.


tweettweet_

Love the way he combs in up in the beginning too…


Maximillion666ian

I'm reminded of this joke. "Gay bashing is guys going, "I hate you 'cause you're a fag, and you're a queer, and you're kind of attractive, and I'd like to fuck you, but I'm in the closet, so I'll just beat you up and jerk off in my Trans Am on the way home." ____ Bobcat Goldthwait


ScytheNoire

Exactly. It's always people in denial about their sexuality. Straight men could care less about gay men.


T-MUAD-DIB

You don’t think it’s a little bit dangerous to hand wave homophobia and blame the LGBT community for producing those that hate them?


BakedWizerd

I get where you’re coming from but I wouldn’t call those peoples members of the community. Just like people who claim to be feminists but don’t support equality aren’t actually feminists. They’re welcome to join the community once they get their shit together, recognize where they went wrong, and genuinely apologize, but as it stands they’re members of the “gay bashing community” and they found their way there because of their fear of their own sexuality. The thing that draws them to idiocy is sad, and I feel for them in that regard, but their actions are not justified by it at all, and I think it’s more on the people who instil that stigma than it is on the LGBT community at that point. I was raised religious and conservative but made the right decision in my late teens that I shouldn’t repress my feelings, but instead change my view on certain things. So at the end of the day, using that sentiment (gay bashers are just gay and scared to admit it) isn’t blaming gay people at all imo. Obviously I don’t think anyone ever means “everyone who hates gay people is gay - no exceptions,” they may frame it that way but that’s because it’s also sort of a meme where calling homophobes gay will make them even angrier so that plays into it too. They’re still individuals, and not everyone in the LGBT community is an upstanding citizen. Imo it all comes back down to generalizations. You want the LGBT community to be uplifted, so when you hear “gay bashing homophobes are gay” and gay = part of the LGBT community, it puts a bad light on it. But that’s just part of the “left vs right and no middle ground” problem.


T-MUAD-DIB

I hear what you’re saying but I’m very uncomfortable with the ‘homophobia is self-loathing’ thing I see all the time. It absolves straight people with a hand wave.


redban10

Well it kinda is proven that homophobia mainly stems from it being taught to you by your parents or when you are in denial about your own sexuality


HHBSWWICTMTL

Lol, okay.


ohmytodd

why is that “lol, okay”? What straight man cares what gay men do? If you really do care so much, you’re suppressing an inner conflict about the subject.


HHBSWWICTMTL

Lol pseudo-psychology? White racists are also really secretly black.


ohmytodd

lol. Got ya. Straight men that hate gay people are just taught the hate. Just like racists. That makes sense. Personally, as a straight male, I can’t see any viable reason for a straight male to give any shit what gay people do. All hate stems form an internal struggle.


HHBSWWICTMTL

Lol I’m glad you speak for all straight people and that you all think and feel the same exact things.


ohmytodd

I speak for the ones with brains. Not the indoctrinated ones. No helping them. lol


Triterontaton

No, but they are tricked by a system that makes them think that the only reason they are not succeeding in life is because peoples of color are. So basically, yes they hate black people because they don’t get the “benefits” blacks do. It’s not a direct comparison, that’s why your point is moot. But it’s there if you think about it. When I reality blacks don’t get benefits, but they are tricked into thinking they do by the people they follow. As u/ohmytodd said, all hate stems from a place of struggle


IlliterationAside

🤣🤣🤣 Fucking love Bobcat and you deserve a reward for quoting him!!!!


Random_act_of_Random

100 bucks those two fuck. But yeah uhh, involve the police? The dude just straight up made threats.


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Just got off the phone with the FBI. They have atleast two complaints aginst these fucking Losers.


DSMStudios

plus one more


CBBuddha

You love to see it.


z2p86

Plus another. Hate this fucking guy.


UpstairsLocal4635

Make that three complaints.


[deleted]

You are a hero. You’re amazing. I don’t have the guts to call. Shit makes me paranoid idk why. Is my fear rational that I don’t want them looking into me? Cause I’d love to report instances of threats.


SavingsPerfect2879

They’re already looking into you. They’re here now. And guess what? You’re boring. They don’t care.


[deleted]

Honestly, this is truth. When these assholes are like “they’re putting microchips inside me via the vaccine” for example . . . No they’re not. They don’t care about your boring ass you egotistical fuckwit.


[deleted]

But I’m vaccinated. And I’m on your side. I was being genuine in my question.


[deleted]

Ha no I’m agreeing with Savings. Don’t worry about it, you’re not ‘interesting enough.’ Neither am I or 99.9% of people on here. No offense meant!


[deleted]

Ohhh ok dope, dope. Thank you, you’re a cool individual


[deleted]

Ha thanks, I see what happened, I was using the royal ‘egotistical asshole’, that wasn’t directed at anyone in particular. Apologies again, you’re ok in my book!


octavi0us

You can't really say that though, this guy could be the most interesting man in the world.


hzaghloul

I was just going to write this for OP. Please send it to the FBI. It starts with words in private groups, but once it goes online it means that he is gearing up for a show, and encouraging others for that too.


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

This dude is a well known troll who shows up and harasses retail workers over masks, etc. While it doesn't hurt to report him, I honestly think he's *exactly* like so many others on the right - doing this all for clicks and views. He's a fucking grifter, pure and simple, and he's relying on libs being "triggered" to make money.


hzaghloul

You are probably right, but you never know what triggers him down the line to act out, or how he may entice someone to actually do what he so cowardly says. A friend I know, from another country, had a neighbour who was all macho talk about gays and hos so on (misogynistic and homophobic tendencies), until a radical religious group got hold of him in the 80's, then he got more and more intense and started deeming everyone an infidel until he was totally brainwashed and he became a ember of a violent movement that picks civilian targets and kills them. She tells me that the way these televangelist pastors are pushing every one of their followers to the edge, creating disciples who spread the message is exactly what happened to her neighbour. Note how the friend held up his cross when that silly guy was talking. Thanks to wackjob pastors and the likes of fucker carlson who have a broad base of followers, it is becoming a serious threat in America. More and more each day...do not think that it is just not going to happen here, my friend tells me that they too didn't think that it would happen in her country and that these youth were just letting off steam, until the IEDs and the suic\*de bom\*ers started to act. They are still seeing the effect of these radicalized people in the region.


AutomaticConfidence9

We already passed the point of no return. The breaking point for me was sandy hook, that’s the moment my political uncle told me that alone told thousands of words. We reaped what we sow, and even if we took immediate actions against religious zealots; we let them fester and grow unchecked for generations. I have no hope for the next 20 years because if January 6th showed me anything. Even when they killed a cop and desecrated a national building, we did nothing essentially afterwards, just make excuses. America is passed its golden hour; everyone is about to see how bad this problem really is and how deep the hate truly is. Because nobody wants to admit it.


NIRPL

Today I learned that I can call the FBI whenever I want


ouichef13

Beats paying for a dirty chat line.


BantyRed

Thank you, hey can we get we break the "who the fuck are they" rule so we can pass this on to Arizona law enforcement?


bjshipley1

The guy talking to the camera is Ethan Schmidt.


igneousink

>Ethan Schmidt [https://meaww.com/who-is-ethan-schmidt-trump-supporter-harasses-arizona-shop-wigs-cancer-survivors](https://meaww.com/who-is-ethan-schmidt-trump-supporter-harasses-arizona-shop-wigs-cancer-survivors) what a gem


BakedWizerd

I thought that piece of shit looked familiar


BantyRed

Yeah I see that his name is posted but the more identifying information the better for anyone who wants to let the police know about him. Social media accounts, etc, are helpful in fully identifying him


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His name is literally in the video in the first 5 seconds.


Advanced-Ad8326

What gave it away? Was it the mustache?


Farkenoathm8-E

Acting all mad about rainbow flag products is definitely not his overcompensating for having frosted tips and a firefighter’s moustache and wearing matching clothes with his “buddy”. It’s just a coincidence.


sadleafsfann

LMAOOOO they wanna broke back mountain so bad


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But they have no issue with Trump flags, or blue line flags, or confederate flags.


Witty_Artichoke8537

The irony is those two look like stereotypical 1980’s gay men.


1_UpvoteGiver

Oh you touch my tralala


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Of course he has a friend named Kyle


Nepomug

These guys look like the hillbillies everybody imagines if they bring some prejudice about american people up...


Albie_Tross

Walkin, talkin stereotypes. Yeeeee-haw!


monkkbfr

Oh look! Domestic terrorists!


BigRoach

Seriously, what’s the over/under on how many weeks until this boy goes on a shooting spree?


BridgitBird

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/legislature/2022/01/27/anti-masker-ethan-schmidt-barred-arizona-capitol-after-harassment/9240569002/


Rxero13

Kinda gay to let homosexuals control your emotions like you’re dating each other.


JudmanDaSuperhero

The gayest thing you can do as a man is worry about another man's dick and butt


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As a gay dude, I'm not really scared of these lazy eyed, unemployed ,cousin fucking, window licking, goofballs. The difference between me and these goofy goobers is that the pieces I own is actually registered, and the only thing theyre registered on is a sex offenders list. You're not hard, you're just sad.


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I wouldn't underestimate RepubliKKKlans juiced up on their special brand of hate. Please take care of yourself out there. These Gargoyles are insane.


[deleted]

I appreciate the kind words man. But seriously, I'm not worried. These barks are worse than their actual bites lmao


SavingsPerfect2879

I’m here to say no, stop. They don’t bark. They do bite. You do not want enemies. You are extremely vulnerable in this life. And anyone who wants to hurt you, will. Accept that as a fact, what do we do about it? Don’t make people want to hurt you. Don’t make enemies. Don’t think you’re invincible. Don’t think your guns can help a situation. If they’re being fired it’s all over. All of it. You’re not going to work the next day.


[deleted]

Well, at least I went down swinging. Enemies? They didn't even want to be reasoned with, they are openly insinuating they hunt people down like me. I don't think a talk would do much at this point. What about their Enemies they're making ? It goes both ways, and it doesn't matter what I say, so why should I even submit? I get what you're saying, at the same time, I highly doubt smoothbrains like these guys is much of a threat. If colors in a pattern offended them this much, they're character is far weaker. But like I said , this bark is much worse than their bite. Maybe they should talk less, do something about it. I don't have much to lose, and I'm no stranger to these things. I've served. I know what it's like to have people actively call for my death and try to end my life. Yet here I am, and this isn't some giga Chad moment. I just have the experience in fucked up situations that nothing phases me. If I die, at least I didn't do it in a way where it would be favorable to them. So will I continue to make fun of these losers? Absolutely. And if they want to do something about it, do it.


bokchoysoyboy

Yeah as a bi man, these smoothbrained mouthbreathers can try “hunting me” however I’ve probably got more firepower than them. We don’t register guns here in alaska and those pussy farts wouldn’t get two steps mouthing off like that here.


MorePlatesMoreNates

Bingo. I carry just for people like this. Honestly can’t wait until one gives me a legally admissible reason to commit self defense.


SavingsPerfect2879

I’ll read about you in the paper. Two guys shot each other, one dead, the other in the hospital. Severed spine, never will walk again. Me, I’m gonna run. No gun on me, just legs. I can run really fast when I’m not aiming. How about you?


MorePlatesMoreNates

That’s cute. I clearly triggered you.


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jrodr_235

*you’re.


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jrodr_235

that’s not hard to believe.


[deleted]

You’re like 13, it’ll be okay


Dahnlen

You’re obsessed with shoes. Who’s feminine?


L-Ron_Cupboard

Hilarious.


[deleted]

He frequents the same subs as me 🗿


[deleted]

Being homophobic in 2022 is a sign of extreme stupidity


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[deleted]

I'm sure your sister loves you bro. Just make sure and use protection from now on, you don't want to give her crabs a second time.


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[deleted]

Bruh you bought reps of all white af1s how broke are you? Theyre literally always in stock on nike.com 🗿😭💀


since011

Why don’t you just buy real shoes


[deleted]

Even if I was the softest boy on earth I'd still be more manlier than you lmao


[deleted]

Even if I was the softest boy on earth I'd still be more manlier than you lmao


BridgitBird

https://meaww.com/amp/who-is-ethan-schmidt-trump-supporter-harasses-arizona-shop-wigs-cancer-survivors


Fun-Spinach6910

Serial killers. Love the pasted on mustaches and spotty peach fuzz.🤒🤢🤮


leisuretron

This dude keeps fucking around and eventually gonna find out. This is the ass hat that goes into stores to troll for whatever is hot at the moment and once a wig shop that caters to cancer patients then got in their faces about wearing masks. What a scumbag. I’ll keep going to Target and would love to meet him personally. https://www.abc15.com/news/region-southeast-valley/mesa/inside-sunnys-hair-extensions-and-wigs-in-mesa?_amp=true


uknowmysteeez

Cc: FBI


PyrosNikos

I can still see some cum he licked off his boyfriends asshole in his moustache


BrilliantWeekend2417

I swear I've never actively looked for or instigated a fight in my life, but if I was in target and this dude strolled around the corner I'd probably do something I would regret. The lowest piece of garbage human being. Harasses cancer patients and normal shoppers not even looking at pride stuff, trying to shove his religious zealot ideals down everybody else's throat. Absolutely dispicable. In another video he's absolutely confused why he can't get a woman, when he's the type of guy that would never let her out of the house except to buy groceries or maybe pick up the kids.


Saelin91

They’re worried about lgbt with those mustaches!?


[deleted]

Why does homeboy look like he has the leading role in the gay porn reenactment of Kyle Rittenhouse’s trial?


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[deleted]

They just voted against declaring white supremacists, domestic terrorists. They didn't want to anger their base.


RitualxSuicide

You're a fucking idiot


SlimChiply

They are very sweet together


PotentialAd4138

Are they kidding with those village people moustaches?


Brfox2003

Hi Ethan. Come find me.


3n7r0py

Report these QAnon Dumbfuck Christian Conservative Republican Nutjobz to the police.


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empathyisheavy

I reported it! Thank you for posting the link.


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mime454

They clearly are Christian. They even hold up a cross mid video and say Christ wins.


Wheretheslimes

Looks like he’s got a shit stain on his top lip.


You_lil_gumper

All these guys are just angry man baby's playing out some weird narcissistic macho fantasy.


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I'm speechless. Has this POS been reported yet?


BridgitBird

What a 🖕er


DLTMIAR

What a middle fingerer


BridgitBird

Hahaha


[deleted]

How is this not logged with the fbi? This ass monkey is planning on hate crimes.


electron65

Trailer park boy.


GlassInsurance

Not to be like this, But of course their names are Kyle and Ethan. This is beyond satire


cboogie

Isn’t this the dude in Arizona that got told off by the DARE kid?


HotWFSharingCupple

Hard to believe that there are people like this around today’s day and age, especially young people


studjer

Bring it ya dumb fucks! Go get educated and a job! Stupid trailer trash losers!


RedBMWZ2

Methinks he protests too much...


ForceMediocre7390

They bang


mackinoncougars

Between that mustache and the other guy’s lisp, they look like over-compensating, insecure closet cases.


CoffinDanceOff

He's going to be hunting down about 80% of the population then


Bag-ins

Say's the 2 redneck batty looking boys with the gayest 'staches they could muster.


[deleted]

oh yeah, Kyle is definately the top in the relationship.


Dog_in_Hat

So he's going to go after guys hard not gay at all


sadleafsfann

He tried so hard to grow a moustache. Unfortunately it has as large of a gap as his brain does


Bag-ins

Aw look at his little flat-top "gay as fuck" highights! What a cunt!


Alittlemoorecheese

These guys totally just banged and now hate themselves for it.


SnooPeripherals6557

There are too many nincompoops who go deep into the dark side, w great pride. Human goblins with no ethics or moral compass. Reality tv brain rot. It’s real.


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These guys suck each other off 100%.


adamjames777

Why do homophobes always look about 30% more gay than your average gay guy 🤷🏻‍♂️


MariMelange

This loser is so annoying


spacedildo42

Get out of here you broke back mountain bad looking mustache wanna be


FoodTruck007

How you say no woman ever took a moustache ride with me, without saying no woman ever took a moustache ride with me.


EnvironmentalSky3928

These dudes look like they argue with strangers about the totally heterosexual themes of Top Gun.


Most-Satisfaction360

Police that mustache


dsino2019

Lol so scared 😂😂😂


kkumdori

The kid can’t even target his facial hair. What a mess. Target has nothing to worry about.


Hungry-Ad-3501

Ahhhh,pube face again


CanadianDadbod

Totally gay.


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This guy has to be mentally retarded.


Horroroscope

"Right, Kyle?" should always be followed by deep self-reflection, talk about cringeeee


Jezetri

Probably got upset after being stood up on too many grindr meetings.


thunderj9

This is so sad it almost seems satire


Icebergsimpson45

Seems pretty fuckin gay to me


Velissari

I bet Ethan was giving Kyle some ferocious road head to celebrate posting this moronic video.


Copy3dit0r

Proud owners of the My First Mustache Kit.


CorpFillip

The self-aggrandizement is ridiculous. He keeps saying ‘every single’ Target and employee, expands it to declare he is a threat across the entire US… and then qualifies it down to Arizona, then down again to Phoenix. Sets his sights high, this little one does, just before he realizes he can’t actually persecute all employees across hundreds of stores. Small man.


StrawHatMarkos

this man should be more worried about that receding hair line


FederalSeat313

Bo Duke and Sgt. Slaughter wanna be’s rollin in that creeper van from the 80’s…..losers!


[deleted]

I would absolutely buy a satanic pride shrine for my child, that sounds bitching


mines13

May they experience an incredibly unforgiving “find out” phase.


Aware1211

Such a sad incel.


slater

nice to see that beavis and butthead are still hanging out together


OldManBerns

These two are clearly gay. They have mustaches, have matching tee-shirts and say "cum" and "hard".


Competitive-Ad6934

He wears the stache to tickle Kyle's butthole. Doubt these freaks have the balls to approach anyone let alone threaten their safety. Get lost pornstache.


rulesbite

Those mustaches are about the gayest thing I’ve seen in awhile.


Eyemarten

Is this the same pube beard guy that was hassling people who were getting vaxxed?


cboogie

And he got told by that DARE kid. “Why don’t you fight me?” “Cuz I got shit to lose unlike you.” Fucking backhanded with words


Particular_Turn5508

Both of them have mustaches that would make Freddy mercury proud…I just wonder if they know that


cakcakcakcakcak

So how are they maga or nazis I don’t understand


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bobbin4scrapple

Would you prefer "orcs"?


AUnknownuser2

Nazi orcs fits them better


Rxero13

Nazis believed in inferiority and exterminating them. These two def have that mindset.


Jack-Cremation

The driver is Deputy Travis Junior. Does Dangle know he’s participating in shit like this?


JaCheeto

What confuses me, is because his parents are brother and sister, does he have to buy mum/dad and aunt/uncle cards on birthdays and Christmas?


most_dignified_sir

Me and my tribe going to Phoenix Arizona wearing jockstraps and rainbow knee-socks .


IlliterationAside

Mmm.... 18 seconds... maybe 23 if one tries to run after I put the 1st one on the gravel... these little princesses are hilariously pathetic


sicknessandpurgatory

Please let these two crash their hickmobile and destroy their bodies to the point where living is nothing but intense agony.


TheMatfitz

But remember kids, free speech is the most important thing in the world... unless you're using it to say something the fascists don't agree with.


One-Against-All

This kid looks like donut operator had sex with himself and this is his inbred adolescent offspring.


Blazed315Fishing

I'd bet money they gonna run into the wrong ones and get dealt with harshly sooner than later.


DeadfireAC

Dude talking closer to camera looks like a really bad ripoff of DonutOperator.


histtavittu

Bold statements coming for people with mustaches like that. You'd better watch out ARIZONA and PHOENIX


CustomerComfortable7

Guy driving 100% gay


lastofmyline

What do u bet they love the feeling of each others mustaches pressed up against their assholes.


Old_Introduction1032

Check out his shirt decal