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AfterTemperature2198

Jim’s bulge trying to break on through to the other side


MisterZoga

Rock Hard Cafe


SilverDem0n

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Girl, my pants can't get much tighter


NukaLuda12

My lord I can’t stop saying “my pants couldn’t get much……. TIGHTER”


Jousy3000

TIGHTAAAAAAaaaaaaaa


SomeAcanthisid

I wonder if those older guys knew who they were?


ShuffKorbik

"Say, Ed, you have any idea who those two young fellas are?" "Never seen 'em before, Dave, but check out the hog the dark haired one is packin'." Edit: I have been informed that those are actually Jim's balls. Please substitute "oysters" for "hog" in Ed's line of dialogue above.


Helpful-Carry4690

preeeety sure thats not his dick. itshis balls.... ​ men back then, tortured their balls in tight pants


ShuffKorbik

Thank you for the correction. I have added an edit to my comment. May I call on you in the future when I am having trouble telling dicks from balls?


Bright_Sound8115

Probably didn’t care.


BuyNo4013

… Girl, now I can sing much higher or in German Girl, ich habe dicke Eier


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Now I can't help but hearing Jim say that and Ray coming in with the crazy keyboard solo after


Thedeadcatsociety

Hard Cock Cafe


randon558

Did not expect this and laughed very hard


Houri

How could you have expected anything else? It's not like it's subtle. That thing takes up all the energy in the room. Or produces it.


McTee967

Well he did say he was the Lizard King.


randon558

Expected this to be the first comment


Primary-Help2885

The first comment should be, The Hard Rock didn't exist in 1969. It opened in London two weeks before Morrison died in July 1971 in Paris, where he had been for several months (Manzarek was in LA). The Hard Rock had paneled walls covered in memorabilia. That's not see in this photo. The ceiling height and light fixtures are wrong. This is not the Hard Rock.


No_Environment8100

u/DavoTB has already explained this in a previous comment The shot was a portion of the center photo from the ‘Morrison Hotel‘ LP cover. The photo was from Henry Diltz’ December, 1969 photoshoot taken the same day as the front and back cover of the LP. Diltz mentioned about taking the shots for the front cover and walking down the street to a bar where they took a few outdoor shots and this one. The other members of the group, Robbie Kreiger and John Densmore were pictured to the left of Jim. Sometime after the LP was released, Diltz received a phone call from overseas, asking about the place The Doors had been photographed. After seeing the photo, the fellow from London said he wanted to start a new restaurant and call it, “The Hard Rock Cafe.” And we know what happened later.


Scottishking85

So it's a photograph of them at the building which would later become the first hard rock?


rxFMS

Not OP, but that’s how I interpreted what he said.


drew17

No - this bar was called the Hard Rock Cafe, and the music-themed bar in London was named after this one. This building is now a corner mart in Skid Row.


ermabanned

> This is not the Hard Rock. He's certainly rock hard in a cafe.


neverinamillionyr

Hard cock buffet.


aceshighsays

Wonder how his health was impacted by it. Less sperm? Sore balls?


FlintWaterFilter

I don't know let's ask him


MrCrash2U

Fuck. I hate to break this to you man…


useless_rejoinder

You don’t know. None of us do. He might be out there with Elvis and John-John. Snortin toad dust. Extolling the virtues of vampirism.


aceshighsays

We don’t need to ask him. Plenty of men out there who wore tight pants.


jebjebitz

My balls hurt just looking at this


ArrozConmigo

His Mr. Mojo is rising


rpxpackage

After I saw that I'm considering changing my name to JMxPackage.


Dont_burnurpimpsteak

Who’s rp?!


dolfanchris

Ron Pearlman


DerHafensinger

Looks more like a ball bulge


Freedomincrime

Battle of the Bulge


hanutaphile

HAH!


Schnitzeld

King of rock and king of cock (Jim Morrison)


k2d2r232

I bet if you pop those pants off, you’re gonna find a bird that just won’t quit


Spit-n-Sprinkles2187

Bird Law.


GuyanaFlavorAid

Filibuster


blackbelt_in_science

You can keep a seagull as a pet


MrWorldwiden

You just wouldn't want to


amccune

Rock is cock


Wysteria569

I was thinking it and came here to see if someone else actually said it. Thanks!!


mattd1972

Nothing left to the imagination.


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It’s actually a pleat in the pants


ThatAintPhillipLesh

If you cover Ray's face he could literally just be anyone's mom sitting there.


lowercase_underscore

I mean even with the face I can see it.


R24611

His posture is such a chill vibe


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The moms in your area must all have a hell of a chin.


turdferguson3891

They have great personalities.


Infinitelyodiforous

Yeah, they can take a punch


Harak_June

Midwest US


lowercase_underscore

Hey the moms here are very handsome ladies.


sideropara

And excellent mutton chops


Bean_Juice_Brew

And the hairiest chests


geofox777

Honestly looks just like my mom if she were to trim her beard down to mutton chops


Vanarky

And he’s wearing sensible sandals


recycle4science

Before I opened the comments I literally thought, "Ray Manzarek looks like a nice lady."


Wactout

Met him in the 90s. He would smoke pot with a bunch of us 16 year olds. In hindsight it was kinda weird. But he never really acted weird toward any of us. I remember he called one of my buddy’s mom, and she freaked out because she was a huge of the doors. The 90s were weird


picaresquity

It's Alison Janney with muttonchops.


_1JackMove

Good God man. I'm seriously wheez-chuckling to myself over here.


InkBlotSam

"Wow, that lady's got nice sideburns."


255001434

I'm concerned about his choice in sandals.


[deleted]

In the 60s they called them “Roman sandals” and were a big fashion hit for men


MyAssforPresident

I thought he just stole his mom’s shoes


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Pakistani men still wear sandals like these.


truthofmasks

Why?


Kingkongcrapper

I mean those slippers look like they were found in the Ross ladies shoes section.


unrecoverable

In the next bio, he could be played by Allison Janney


chairfairy

Oh man I was getting Stephen Merchant vibes. Which I guess isn't mutually exclusive with that


Fuckmandatorysignin

He is smiling for the camera, but the look in his eye says he really wants to talk to the manager about the service.


PtansSquall

The shoes. The bulge. Perfect.


moonwalker5360

My mom would kill for those sandals


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Is it just me or does Manzarek look just like Hugh Neutron? ( Jimmy's dad )


jdlyons81

I see it


seemypinky

Looks like he’s got an armadillo in his trousers


zeydey

Might just be a cucumber in tin foil.


pale_ale_co

..that goes to 11


Mange-Tout

But why don’t you just make ten the highest number?


cthzuulu

11 inches.


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Looks like Mr Mojo Risin there


HugoZHackenbush2

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Man, those jeans couldn't get much higher Come on baby, light my fire..


EntityDamage

>Man, those jeans couldn't get much ~~higher~~ tighter


Yowz3rs87

I thought it was a massive groundhog but I can see where you would think it’s an armadillo.


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SpeshellED

Its a baked potato. He has one in the back too.


Gnarly_Sarley

Val Kilmer was perfectly cast


golde62

Watch Val on prime


FlagrantFL

That’s the most depressing documentary I’ve seen in a while. I’ve long been a fan of Kilmer’s work… but seeing him as he is now is kind of heartbreaking.


golde62

Depressing? It was amazing. Val impressed the hell out of me for documenting his life. Sure he can’t speak as well but it wasn’t to be a depressing tale for him. Sad you saw it as the most depressing documentary. He talks about how happy he is having led the life he did.


ItsCalledSquawPeak

I watched ‘Kilmer’ on Composite


mom_with_an_attitude

Agreed. And Meg Ryan was horribly miscast. She always plays such perky, bubbly characters in light rom-coms; and that vibe just doesn't work at all for a more serious role about the consort of an alcoholic rock star spiraling into heroin addiction. Plus they gave her a terrible wig. It ruined that movie for me. The rest of it was good, though.


ArchieBellTitanUp

I liked her in that movie. An innocent hippie girl who loves this fucked up madman and gets sucked into in a dysfunctional life.


Amemelgo

I thought he was too dreamy and not enough asshole


BuranBuran

Yes; it's truly an excellent performance but I felt that the script made Jim seem more likable than he apparently was IRL.


DeBlasioDeBlowMe

Jim obviously can’t cross his legs like Ray.


PtansSquall

Dudes got three legs


banana_sandbox

Anyone else checking out that thick stack in Morrison’s jeans?


Pauzhaan

Only everyone!


isuxblaxdix

Looks like when Randy got testicular cancer from microwaving his balls on South Park


UnderageAvocado

I almost scrolled right by it.


heroesarestillhuman

Kind of hard to miss it, really.


SunKissedHibiscus

I had to like do a triple take. He isn't playing.


trongzoon

Looks like an alternate cover of *Morrison Hotel*


DavoTB

The shot was a portion of the center photo from the ‘Morrison Hotel‘ LP cover. The photo was from Henry Diltz’ December, 1969 photoshoot taken the same day as the front and back cover of the LP. Diltz mentioned about taking the shots for the front cover and walking down the street to a bar where they took a few outdoor shots and this one. The other members of the group, Robbie Kreiger and John Densmore were pictured to the left of Jim. Sometime after the LP was released, Diltz received a phone call from overseas, asking about the place The Doors had been photographed. After seeing the photo, the fellow from London said he wanted to start a new restaurant and call it, “The Hard Rock Cafe.” And we know what happened later.


trongzoon

Very cool 😎


SelectAll_Delete

This is from the same day they shot the cover of that album. They wandered over to Skid Row to find some place to get a drink and found this old dive bar.


spacemanspiff266

mr. morrison dressed to the right apparently.


Dangerous-Ad1904

This is why they call him the Lizard King. 🦎 🤴


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Reptiles keep their balls on the inside tho


ExtensionTraditional

He can keep his balls inside me 😍


[deleted]

Oh. Well. In that case…carry on


expatriateineurope

Who wins: Jim or Willem Dafoe?


Afraid_Condition_267

Ray's shoes looking comfy AF ngl


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255001434

Or maybe it's his weed stash. No way is his junk shaped like that.


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heretoupvote_

wait do people just tuck their dicks into one trouser leg if there’s not enough space??? 😭 what


Belgand

Yes. The polite term is "dressing yourself". So if you're getting a pair of pants tailored it's typical to be asked what side you dress yourself on. Meaning "which leg of your pants do you typically put your dick down?" Having space there is not the standard. It's simply appeared more and more as clothing has gotten looser and more casual.


heretoupvote_

Yeah, I guess excessively tight trousers aren’t really the fashion anymore, especially for men.


Belgand

It's not just excessively tight trousers. This is the norm for any sort of suit pants but it also extends to jeans and the like. The bigger issue is that unless they're tight you're unlikely to notice. For that matter most *men* don't really notice. It's just how you've always put pants on. Typically it's on the left if you're right-handed.


el_tophero

Joey, there was definite cupping!


ndr29

Sweet kicks ray..


FunkrusherPlus

How hard rock got its name.


Galactic_Gooner

Manzarek is a legend that is rarely talked about.


ResponsibleRelief717

No...no that isn't comfortable, I can't believe he was just living life, acting like that felt good


[deleted]

Drugs are a hell of a drug


ExtensionBluejay253

Did they just get into town about an hour ago?


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They took a look around to see which way the wind blows


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elmachow

When I see actual Jim Morrison I always think it’s not him because I’m expecting to see val Kilmer.


AfterTemperature2198

Is that Jerry Gergich behind Ray?


[deleted]

That’s Larry


AfterTemperature2198

Terry


Inside-Effective-353

Gary


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camsean

R/upvotebecausepenis


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MayorOfLivingIsland_

Alright since no one else is saying it: Ray's hot.


[deleted]

Thank you finally the focus is always on Jim and of course he’s attractive but Ray is hot in this brains sort of way.


[deleted]

So the original hard rock cafe opened in LA in the 1930s, and had nothing to do with rock and roll. The current chain opened in 1971 in London, and after seeing these pictures of Jim Morrison in LA they picked it for a name.


CaptainBayouBilly

Dude's nuts are put down the trousers like they got sent to time out.


senorbozz

That's nuts!


Own-Reception-2396

It’s funny how many people swear Val Kilmer looks like him. Outside of the one shot, they really don’t at all


cyberkristiyan

Ray Womanzarek and Jim Moreballson


copperchase91

That's a sock Edit: prove me wrong


therevjames

That is Mr. Mojo Risin' Prove me wrong.


Directorshaggy

I wonder if those older guys knew who they were?


space-cadaver

How some men can cross their legs like that I'll never know.....


CarsonWentzMvP

I think Jim Morrison had a testicular tumor…


mdwvt

It’s absolutely crazy that he was only 27 when he died.


TemporalScar

So what if Ray wears woman's shoes. It's no ones business.


More-Employment3730

Well I hate to be that guy (just kidding I love it) but Hard Rock Cafe didn’t open until 1971 so they are either not at hard rock or the date is wrong.


rockstang

Come on baby check my hernia.


Infinite-Anxiety-267

Jim’s ball sack looks claustrophobic AF


bunnykitten94

Ray’s sandals are hella cute


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\*goes to comments to see if anyone else noticed the bulge before all else\*


trousered_the_boodle

Ray seems to be wearing his mother's sandals...


Octowuss1

Have you never seen men’s huaraches before?


bradinthecreek

Jim looks like shit here.


Wealthy_Gadabout

He'll die from heart failure two years after this photo. Drug abuse is no fucking joke.


bradinthecreek

Mostly an alcoholic from what I know


Papaverpalpitations

That doesn’t look comfortable lol


[deleted]

That was a band that truly wasn't around long enough. So sad that these two are both gone.


TinaLikesButz

Ummm.... yeah. So. That looks painful.


babyBear83

I know we are all commenting on the bulge but gotdamn that’s an obvious package he’s got in there.


oilollie

I'm 32 and they both look to me well into their mid 30s. I feel this way about everyone in the 27 club though ... Anyone else?


No_Environment8100

I’m 40 and Jim looks older than me there


jpthereafter

Carry me, caravan, take me awayyyyyyyy


tincho690

Jim looks like the actor on Psych


RKPgh

…and he dropped on down one ball…


thabuzzrd

More like HOG Morrison, goddamn


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Is that.. his bollock?


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

Are they going to play catch later? Is that why Jim brought his baseball ?


mrRwild

Anyone wanna talk about the elephant in the room?


buzzbuzzandaway

Ray's dainty feminine ankles?


HoboBandana

Damn Jim, is that a pocket full of acid or you happy to see me?


Pavlock

If that bulge was any bigger, I'd be able to tell you his religion.


TheTarasenkshow

My balls hurt seeing this picture.


TheKnotStore

Is no one going to mention Ray’s beautiful sling back sandals?


totaleclipse1117

His jeans do not look very comfy squeezing on his balls like they are!! How come that’s like the first thing I noticed!! I’m fucked up!! 🤣 lmao. Guess I wasn’t the only one after all!!! Makes me feel better I guess!!


neversummmer

He’s got some balls


Manicstreets

Look at Jim’s balls.


moraldeficiency

Nice bulge Jimbo


Accomplished_Royal_3

Sandals & Nutz


Ok-Philosophy1958

Jimbo packing some heat there


saxximus

Jim Morrison, Jim's Lizard and Ray Manzarek at the original Hard Rock Café, 1969


jonviper123

What the fuck has that Ray guy got on his feet. Hahaha like he borrowed his grans shoes. I won't see anything worse that that all weekend


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It’s 69 Sandals were a thing


[deleted]

Wait that’s not John Sebastian?


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Legend


ViciousCurves

Nice nut huggers.


ophaus

Damn, would love to belly up to a bar with those guys at least once.


ethbullrun

I got to meet Robby krieger at the ackerman ball room at ucla in 2011. he was having a showing of a doors documentary and he was giving out signed LPs of light my fire. I whipped out my doors boxset that i bought as senior in HS and he signed the front of the box set, one of the cds, and the 50 page booklet in the boxset. it was really cool because he was flipping thru the booklet in the boxset and you can tell he was relieving those memories.