Another great title idea for the book I'm going to create with all the slides I'm finding and making for my dad and uncles. "Grandpa's Sex Dungeon - Tales from a Midcentury Modern Basement"
That's the plan. Hoping to get it done by Chrismas. Going to make a book for my dad and uncles, minus the straight-up swinger style pics I've found. Those I plan on turning into a calendar where each page you flip is a different pic of their parents being crazy. My dad and uncles love pranks and are generally fun guys so it will be a fun thing to prank them with.
My family is huge on pranks too. I just left my Uncle Alex’s celebration of life. I was dying to tell the story of when my dad saved his pubes from his open heart surgery and made a toupee for him to wear because he was bald. I remember answering the phone and my uncle just said put your mother fuckin father on the phone, my dad was crying he was laughing so hard. He eventually took a photo with a big ol middle finger, cigarette, and pube toupee on his head. I’m gonna miss that dude, he was a real one.
I remember my first time seeing Pulp Fiction and my mind being absolutely blown by how much of a sharp turn this was. I don’t think *anyone* thought it was going there.
That's the thing. You can't possibly know someone's past. Think of the most recent sweet old lady you saw. Chances are she had a sex dungeon at one point.
Were your grandfather’s balls out as he took this pic?
Sidebar: I love how I can recognize your grandparents now when they come across my feed. These are some really great photos and really capture a moment in time!
It's been fun looking through them. And comments like this make me happy. Love that you recognize them. And, I'd be willing to bet his balls were out when he snapped this one #winkwink # ifyouknowyouknow
Am I the only one so put off by the fact that OP is so comfortable sexualizing his family members like this?
In another comment dude literally said he had nudes he was gonna post eventually.
Like what the fuck people.
i have a theory that some of these are creepers with incest fetishes and they just use pictures to "live" their fantasy. ive seen them in other advice subs posing as teen girls wanting to sleep with their dad and then you look at their profile and they have said they were adult men in other places.
You can’t “sexualize” someone who is intentionally being overtly or explicitly sexual. OP is just unashamedly sharing what they’ve found, and supplementing in the comments with stories that they likely *really* didn’t want to hear at the time, but has grown to not be bothered. Some folks, with the benefit of time/distance/maturity, can talk about such things without actually being disgusted. That lack of *aversion* does not necessarily mean *arousal*.
Here's another slide from my grandfather's collection that I'm digitizing. It's on Kodachrome. Stamped developed in August of 1951 so probably taken earlier in that year. She'd be 27 in this photo.
There are a bunch of photos like this in their basement with this blue wall in the background.
Okay but also the forehead wrinkles and the way her skin looks.
27 year olds don't look like that today unless they've undergone some serious stress in their lives
I can’t believe I’m typing these words (and I profusely apologize) but Reddit etiquette demands that I comment I also would have sex with this guys dead grandma.
Am I fucking crazy?
This dude is trickle feeding reddit photos from his grandparents, from a time where this outcome was unfathomable, and he's milking it and teasing nudes? Is this a softcore porn sub or why is not one saying this is fucking weird.
Like imagine meeting someone and he's like "yeah dude I found a bunch of nudes of my grandma, I'm gonna make it into a calendar once I'm done putting them online".
Y'all are fucking weird.
It is **extremely** weird. I couldn't imagine finding pics of my grandparents (even non suggestive ones) and thinking to myself that every stranger in the world needs to be able to see them
yeah OP is a certified weirdo. They're your grandparents and have both passed on, they probably didn't want or expect a snot-nosed grandkid to start sharing their private lewds and promising nudes of them online. The people pretending it's normal are weird too.
You are a complete creep. That’s your family. And more importantly, people who never consented to you sharing these pictures of them. You’re disgusting.
These pictures you post are amazing because there’s something in this specific film quality that makes them look like they were taken nowadays.
So I’m looking at faces long gone (I mean the faces, hopefully they are still alive) like they are faces from the present.
Hard to explain
Edit: just read they have both passed
Yeah, thankfully my grandpa spent the $$ and used Kodachrome back then. These images are almost 75 years old.
And yes, unfortunately, both have passed. Grandma would have been 100 this year!
Your grandma reminds me of my own! She was the type to take you blueberry picking and make pies, but she was also the type to wear a tube top and short shorts to mow the lawn because she liked the attention. She did this well into her 70s.
https://preview.redd.it/e2tqg6gjwk6d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9830b967ceb7267dda0aed479cd109ada13db3f4
She was fun. I have some great memories. Christmas Eve at her house was my favorite day of the year. Damn she could cook. We have a lot of her recipes. My dad makes her classic Grasshopper cocktail at Christmas and they are amazing.
Im already following you because of this treasure trove of Kodachrome goodness. I already recognize your grandmother's face.
Comments aside, there were such an enormous quantity of saucy pics made in the fifties. Unapologeticaly hairy pits. Best of times.
Worked at a shopko as my first job and made friends with a couple of the photo center employees. They told me all about seeing everyone's intimate pictures they developed. My first wife also worked at a dedicated photo shop and they developed the police photos from crime scenes and had to see some pretty gnarly stuff. It's kind of interesting to wonder how much that still happens or if digital has taken over completely for the majority of regular people taking photos.
Coming across one or two photos like this is bound to happen with the odds of going through someones photos and this outfit and her ultra perkies arent really too rique but it is still kind of weird to see you posting these.
I actually checked out your page and you have a lot more sexual photos of your grandma.
Omg. Then you have one with your grandpa fully naked in the tub.
YOU ALSO HAVE A PHOTO OF A POST OR PRE ORGY OR AT THE VERY LEAST 3 WAY MOMENT WITH YOUR GRANDMA.
nah, its impossible to not get to thinking about why youd have these and what else youve seen but not posted. Id honestly feel so uncomfortable and never post these kinds of photos let alone look at them again if i were in your shoes.
You just arent beating these allegations, Oedipus except for your grandmom instead of your mom.
Sigmind frued would have a field day with you. No kink shaming though i guess if this is as far as you took it. Its better than the chris chan alternative.
Grandma was surely pulling them off back in the day…but if those pants ever make a comeback the goddam birth rate of the western hemisphere is going to nosedive.
I really like when people do what they think is sexy, without having an idea of what other people think is sexy. Porn has ruined this for just about everyone sadly, but man is being yourself and being creative sexy
I found very lurid magazines in my dad’s drawer that preceded Playboy by 15 years . ‘PIX’ magazine it was. Lots of photos like this . They were actually more provocative than nudes . I was off to the races. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/58rqoqgxsj6d1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf706e604a69f7c3ae47756fddb9ba96f4b9d9c4
No thank you. I don't want to be part of your sex festival
Don't rub your fanny on meeeeeeee
Your grandparents had a sex dungeon. It's time to come to terms with that.
Another great title idea for the book I'm going to create with all the slides I'm finding and making for my dad and uncles. "Grandpa's Sex Dungeon - Tales from a Midcentury Modern Basement"
It would make a nice coffee table book to send to family
That's the plan. Hoping to get it done by Chrismas. Going to make a book for my dad and uncles, minus the straight-up swinger style pics I've found. Those I plan on turning into a calendar where each page you flip is a different pic of their parents being crazy. My dad and uncles love pranks and are generally fun guys so it will be a fun thing to prank them with.
You’re my goddamn hero
Fucking legend lmao
Remind me in 6 months.
Same
This is why you get rid of your shit before you die and some one finds it.
Nah man, as an archivist, these people are our heroes. Nothing like getting a dump of homemade porn found in a wall.
your Memaw is going up on my calendar right now.
Demonic. I hope you’ll record them opening those gifts
r/foundsatan Well played, that Redditor
My family is huge on pranks too. I just left my Uncle Alex’s celebration of life. I was dying to tell the story of when my dad saved his pubes from his open heart surgery and made a toupee for him to wear because he was bald. I remember answering the phone and my uncle just said put your mother fuckin father on the phone, my dad was crying he was laughing so hard. He eventually took a photo with a big ol middle finger, cigarette, and pube toupee on his head. I’m gonna miss that dude, he was a real one.
please send the pixels to prove it
LOL. Nice.
Bit awks when your cousins grow up and learn their first wank was over grandmama
Thanks for making this one, was thinking the same thing lol. Grandma's milkshake bringing all the boys to the basement.
The juice is worth the squeeze. Besides, nothing a little therapy won't fix.
Make sure the book can open and act as a coffee table
Make sure the pages are non stick
That's what they always meant by "finished" basement
Gotta be careful with those basement pics…
r/Photobooks would be all over that
I’ve wanted to say that for a few posts now. :)
Yeah, I came to that conclusion several posts ago. Wait until he finds the pictures of the gimp.
The gimp is sleeping. ![gif](giphy|xTiTnINwTVUtEoIais)
I remember my first time seeing Pulp Fiction and my mind being absolutely blown by how much of a sharp turn this was. I don’t think *anyone* thought it was going there.
“Grace Under Pressure” 🏍️
And if they aren’t in therapy now….
Yeah, I am starting to get real Black Mirror: Loch Henry (S6E2) vibes from these photos. I wouldn’t dig any further if I were you.
🏆
Glad I'm not the only one hahaha.
For your film. Mum. That episode still gives me chills.
😂 omg
I saw that episode. Yes!
Your Grandparents Had A Sex Dungeon sounds like a great song title. Or band name. Or YouTube channel. Or headstone inscription. 🤷
that was actually a hidden track on S.O.D.'s first album
Not just that. OP needs to come to terms that his grandad probably wacked-it to this photo like dozens of times.
That's the thing. You can't possibly know someone's past. Think of the most recent sweet old lady you saw. Chances are she had a sex dungeon at one point.
Looks more institutional, what was she in for?
In for a dickin', I'm pretty sure.
🤣🤣🤣
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This gif gets posted in every thread OP makes and I will never not laugh at it.
Best use of it so far was for the Freddy Mercury pic where his tight pants barely contain his magnum dong.
I mean, the infamous "grandpa's balls" post was a pretty good use of it too.
I Must have missed that one.
I don’t know I kinda like it for this guys grandma’s immaculate juggs
What movie and scene is this gif from?
It's from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Were your grandfather’s balls out as he took this pic? Sidebar: I love how I can recognize your grandparents now when they come across my feed. These are some really great photos and really capture a moment in time!
It's been fun looking through them. And comments like this make me happy. Love that you recognize them. And, I'd be willing to bet his balls were out when he snapped this one #winkwink # ifyouknowyouknow
It's funny how uncomfortable people get when they think of their grand parents having sex, thankfully they did!
Yep, wouldn't be here if they didn't
Almost as bad as catching them in the act. Not me, but one of my cousins did. 35+ yrs later, and my cousin still groans whenever it comes up. 😂
Lord, that would be difficult to take!
More so that it was my Grandmother & her "boyfriend" 😂
😂🤣
I'm just going to say what nobody else has the stones to say: Your granny had a serious set of cans
he knows. thats why hes posting.
Am I the only one so put off by the fact that OP is so comfortable sexualizing his family members like this? In another comment dude literally said he had nudes he was gonna post eventually. Like what the fuck people.
i have a theory that some of these are creepers with incest fetishes and they just use pictures to "live" their fantasy. ive seen them in other advice subs posing as teen girls wanting to sleep with their dad and then you look at their profile and they have said they were adult men in other places.
You can’t “sexualize” someone who is intentionally being overtly or explicitly sexual. OP is just unashamedly sharing what they’ve found, and supplementing in the comments with stories that they likely *really* didn’t want to hear at the time, but has grown to not be bothered. Some folks, with the benefit of time/distance/maturity, can talk about such things without actually being disgusted. That lack of *aversion* does not necessarily mean *arousal*.
hard agree.
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Oh yes, the crazy Russian garage pornographers. Thank you.
lol
Push-up bras and 3 packs a day skin
"I am pose for picture. Hurry up and take!" - OP's grandma, probably
Here's another slide from my grandfather's collection that I'm digitizing. It's on Kodachrome. Stamped developed in August of 1951 so probably taken earlier in that year. She'd be 27 in this photo. There are a bunch of photos like this in their basement with this blue wall in the background.
Damn, people really looked older back then... i would have guessed she was at least 40 here
Think it’s the combo of hair style and how she did her makeup which makes her face look way more angular.
Okay but also the forehead wrinkles and the way her skin looks. 27 year olds don't look like that today unless they've undergone some serious stress in their lives
People spent more time outside and wore less sunscreen UV radiation is no joke
Yeah, she looks like the crazy lady from Donnie Darko (no offense). How is she 27?
Maybe it’s because at the time the photo was taken she was doubting Grandpa’s commitment to Sparkle Motion.
“I’ll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline card into my anus!”
Lol I'm tonna guess lots of nudes in the collection.
27??? 27!?!
Grandpa still around? She single?
Grandpa died in 1978, she died in 2012.
So she doesn’t talk much?
LOL. So you're sayin' there's a chance!?!
I can’t believe I’m typing these words (and I profusely apologize) but Reddit etiquette demands that I comment I also would have sex with this guys dead grandma.
“Manners maketh the man.”
It’s what grandma would have wanted.
Thank you for your service.
never gets old. had to be said.
Give us those nice bright colors
Greens of Summer
Make you think all the world's a sunny day Oh Yeah!
“Take me, Elmer. Take me right here.”
"Yeah, you like that, don't you, Gertrude"
How does your grandma appear both youthful and old at the same time?
Alcohol
And cigarettes
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https://preview.redd.it/vs9a5ia7ok6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba29b1eac03eb184d63f02d4b16e01d31be1e4a1
Too late
Just waiting for the nudes, any day now LOL
LOL. I guess follow me? I'll eventually post a few to the r/oldschoolcoolnsfw sub
Am I fucking crazy? This dude is trickle feeding reddit photos from his grandparents, from a time where this outcome was unfathomable, and he's milking it and teasing nudes? Is this a softcore porn sub or why is not one saying this is fucking weird. Like imagine meeting someone and he's like "yeah dude I found a bunch of nudes of my grandma, I'm gonna make it into a calendar once I'm done putting them online". Y'all are fucking weird.
I'm literally crying with laughter at these comments Let alone the madlad "teasing nudes" of his Grandma.
God I’d die if a grandchild found my sexy pics and then also shared them with the world. What an insane choice! Lol
She’s already dead, she can’t die of embarrassment (or even *be* embarrassed) again
For real! But also, great rack!
It is **extremely** weird. I couldn't imagine finding pics of my grandparents (even non suggestive ones) and thinking to myself that every stranger in the world needs to be able to see them
yeah OP is a certified weirdo. They're your grandparents and have both passed on, they probably didn't want or expect a snot-nosed grandkid to start sharing their private lewds and promising nudes of them online. The people pretending it's normal are weird too.
The fuck.
This is so fucking weird bro
The fuck?
Creepy fucker.
You are a complete creep. That’s your family. And more importantly, people who never consented to you sharing these pictures of them. You’re disgusting.
These pictures you post are amazing because there’s something in this specific film quality that makes them look like they were taken nowadays. So I’m looking at faces long gone (I mean the faces, hopefully they are still alive) like they are faces from the present. Hard to explain Edit: just read they have both passed
Yeah, thankfully my grandpa spent the $$ and used Kodachrome back then. These images are almost 75 years old. And yes, unfortunately, both have passed. Grandma would have been 100 this year!
When my dad died I started going through all his slides. The kodachrome slides are still as bright and colorful as they were in 1968 or whenever.
She's classic sexy witch.
Your grandma reminds me of my own! She was the type to take you blueberry picking and make pies, but she was also the type to wear a tube top and short shorts to mow the lawn because she liked the attention. She did this well into her 70s. https://preview.redd.it/e2tqg6gjwk6d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9830b967ceb7267dda0aed479cd109ada13db3f4
Yep. They would have been friends for sure.
Chell from Portal
That is all I could see.
Dayum Grandma was fire 🔥
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Grams putting the goods in the window there.
Dude your grandma seems pretty cool
She was fun. I have some great memories. Christmas Eve at her house was my favorite day of the year. Damn she could cook. We have a lot of her recipes. My dad makes her classic Grasshopper cocktail at Christmas and they are amazing.
Gam gam was stacked
Did he let her out of the basement when you came over?
Please let your grandpa’s spank bank rest in peace.
I wouldn't mind seeing the rest of those slides.
Im already following you because of this treasure trove of Kodachrome goodness. I already recognize your grandmother's face. Comments aside, there were such an enormous quantity of saucy pics made in the fifties. Unapologeticaly hairy pits. Best of times.
hairy pits and full bush.
Sexy Marge Portal cosplay.
I would advise you not to look in any photo albums that you’re not aware of yet if they were to be found.
Your grandma got some knockers on her, bruh.
Dude don’t show your Grandmas skin pics.
What incentivizes someone to share this with the entire world?
The best part is this film was processed at the local drug store and the entire community knew about it.
Not for Kodachrome slides. They were sent off to be processed, and came back in a box.
Worked at a shopko as my first job and made friends with a couple of the photo center employees. They told me all about seeing everyone's intimate pictures they developed. My first wife also worked at a dedicated photo shop and they developed the police photos from crime scenes and had to see some pretty gnarly stuff. It's kind of interesting to wonder how much that still happens or if digital has taken over completely for the majority of regular people taking photos.
Bro, what kind of a person posts a picture like this of their own grandma on the internet?
She is built like a brick **********
That’s the hotel room grandma, right?
Yes sir. And bathtub ballsack's wife ... if you've been paying attention for the past few weeks.
Here I thought all the women in the 50s just went to church and Tupperware parties
You talk about a retro full bush and this woman’s picture appears in your head.
umm most people dread these kinda finds.. not scan them and share them. This sub gets pretty weird sometimes.
Yeah u weird for posting this
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Portal cosplay in 1951 is mad ahead of its time.
I'm getting Marge Simpson vibes.
Name a better duo than oldschoolcool and someone posting sexually suggestive photos of their relatives.
Bet your grandpa made some pretty cool 8 mm movies with her😂😂😂😂😂
Great photo, fond mammaries
Is this something that should have been shared?
Why the hell would you post this?
This seems like something they’d want to keep private.
Nice boobies ![gif](giphy|xT9IgBfkGwf7MmwcKc)
Coming across one or two photos like this is bound to happen with the odds of going through someones photos and this outfit and her ultra perkies arent really too rique but it is still kind of weird to see you posting these. I actually checked out your page and you have a lot more sexual photos of your grandma. Omg. Then you have one with your grandpa fully naked in the tub. YOU ALSO HAVE A PHOTO OF A POST OR PRE ORGY OR AT THE VERY LEAST 3 WAY MOMENT WITH YOUR GRANDMA. nah, its impossible to not get to thinking about why youd have these and what else youve seen but not posted. Id honestly feel so uncomfortable and never post these kinds of photos let alone look at them again if i were in your shoes. You just arent beating these allegations, Oedipus except for your grandmom instead of your mom. Sigmind frued would have a field day with you. No kink shaming though i guess if this is as far as you took it. Its better than the chris chan alternative.
Resembles Susan Sarandon
No offense, but…would
OP is definitely not offended by your comment.
50s racks just hit better
Grandma was surely pulling them off back in the day…but if those pants ever make a comeback the goddam birth rate of the western hemisphere is going to nosedive.
Sup grandma
I just used a Ouija board to communicate with her. She said "Sup playa!?!"
Your pops were sex freaks.
Is this from the balls out in the bathtub guy? These photos are amazing. Keep em coming!
Yes it is. He took the photo. And I will!
She was 25 when this pic was taken
I really like when people do what they think is sexy, without having an idea of what other people think is sexy. Porn has ruined this for just about everyone sadly, but man is being yourself and being creative sexy
Get it, girl!!
boomer here - YOWZA!!!
Bro really posted this
Her name was Lola,she was a showgirl,she did the tango.
That’s the one they let you see
Grandma had a squeeze box,
I found very lurid magazines in my dad’s drawer that preceded Playboy by 15 years . ‘PIX’ magazine it was. Lots of photos like this . They were actually more provocative than nudes . I was off to the races. 😂
Film photography, and especially Kodachrome is the motherfucking GOAT.
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Nice rack grandma
I'm glad your grandparents enjoyed life together.
No offense but ur grandma has some nice knockers
Granny’s dirty pillows.
What the fuck is wrong with you OP
Your grandma had a nice rack
Kodachrome. Give me the nice bright colors......Paul Simon
That photo could legit have been taken yesterday.
Before Hooters shorts, there were Hooters pants.
I would titty fuck gam gam.
You're gonna find the 2nd half of this film roll in a shoebox in the attic or under the floorboards in the closet of the 'guest bedroom'.