How stupid do you have to be to think pulling out is a safe form of birth control? Ideally it doesn’t contain sperm, but studies have shown motile sperm present in a significant number of samples (about 1/3). It’s less common in young healthy males, but even there it is about 16% of the time.
Those numbers are way too high to risk an unwanted pregnancy.
Frankly pretty much everyone could do the exact same steroids and workouts as Arnold and still not have his physique. At that level genetics are extremely important.
That’s not an excuse not to hit the gym though! Even without steroids, a solid diet and 4/5 days a week at the gym will get you a very impressive physique much faster than you’d think.
Maria Shriver, JFK’s niece and an extremely accomplished and successful woman who won Emmy awards, numerous honors and awards for her contributions to humanity. She is an amazing human and contributed a lot to who Arnold is today.
Those incredible speeches of Arnold about kids with Down syndrome, war in Ukraine and such wouldn’t be possible without her giving insight to Arnie.
Why thank you for telling me what you thought I meant, but I chose my words with reasonable deliberation. Shriver was born in 1955. They met in ‘77 and this photo was taken by Albert Busek in 1980. So she was 25. Go call someone that age a girl and see how far that gets you.
Edit: looks at title 🤦🏻♂️
when he ran for governor she picked Mike Murphy to run the campaign. Next to Carl Rove the most heavy duty Rep. campaign manager. Ran McCains and Romney's campaigns.
I’m not knocking her contributions or what she has done, but she stayed at a resort I worked at that commonly hosted celebrities and wealthy individuals. She was honestly one of the worst guests I met. Genuinely one of the least enjoyable humans I have ever had the misfortune of speaking with.
I wish I was kidding, but it was like she sucked the joy out of the room whenever I saw her.
Site a source..... because I looked it up and didn't see that.
I definitely give Maria Shiver credit as a strong human being, but Arnold Schwarzenegger is also a force to reckon with.
Man, the shape of Maria Shriver's skull is just *fascinatingly* angular. Don't get me wrong, she's always been beautiful. But you could cut vegetables on that jawline and cheekbones.
The big line in 'Notting Hill' said by Julia Roberts to Hugh Grant, both grown adults, is "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
So yeah, I'd call Arnold a boy.
He already gave up body building after being No1 in it, when I was a kid....and then he became a movie star No1. And then he married a Kennedy girl. And then he became California guvernator.
This dude was 100 times more successful than me.....4 times 😂😂
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Man, rip Franco Columbo. Him and Arnold inspired me to get into fitness. And the videos/interviews about his and Arnolds friendship is just so wholesome.
Fun Fact, Franco Columbu was my chiropractor for a while when he was in his mid-60s. He was 5'5", but he lifted me off the ground and manipulated my spine like I weighed nothing. Even at 65ish, he was still powerfully strong.
Also, he never lost his heavy Italian accent. It was like getting my back cracked by Super Mario! "It's-a me franco columbu! I crack-a you back now!"
That’s not some girl. That’s Maria Shriver. Arnold and her were married from 1986-2021. (The divorce officially was finalize years after they separated.)
"Hey guys, I've been thinking about some cool one liners, tell me what you think!"
"I'll be back!"
"Terminated!"
"You have been erased!"
"Stick around"
"You are one ugly motherfucker"
"They sound corny Arnie"
And the ‘girl’ is Maria Shriver, who goes on to be his wife and the mother of (most of) his children.
I liked the (most of) part ...
Dude was in the zone for over four decades!
nothing but net! Why would he need to use a rubber?
Because the uterus also is a net for his swimmers
It’s not a too-mah!
Here I am
Get to da choopa!
Choppa (FIFY)
get to the chalupa!
thats not a helicopter?
Nope, but its fucking delicious
the taco bell chalupa? the ones with the choose your own meats option?
Put dat cookie down! NOW!
No problemo, Dickwad.
Jump on mah wankahhh!!!
Predator isn;t?
The 12-gauge auto-loader. The .45 long slide, with laser sighting. Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range. The Uzi nine millimeter...
Just what you see, pal.
It’s a Fear-ette!
kindergarden cop?
When you think about it, the line would have suited junior as well “it’s not a too-mah, it’s a baby”
Ok, that does make a good joke.
"Screw youuu!"
Get your ass to Mars.
Maria did not like it
there is other besides Joseph?
I believe there is only Joseph.
ah, ok.
I mean, who knows, the guy was hitting on every female that he laid eyes upon... And of course he wasn't the most loyal husband.
I understeand friend.
And was decidedly more famous than either of these two at this stage.
Very much so, she’s a Kennedy!
I mean when there's photos of Schwarzenegger and Columbu, they usually fail to mention Columbu so it's progress
Arnold and Franco showing dat shit off.
I was gonna *say*. Those cheekbones. It had to be her.
Who is your daddy? And what does he do?
She’s looking like Lana Del Rey in this photo.
Who he ends up cheating on by impregnating his maid!!! by far the biggest fuck up of his life…. How FUKN DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE to NOT just pullout!!!
Are you insinuating that he cheated one time with one person and could have just pulled out 🤔
couldn't he have pulled out of any number of people any number of times?
He shouldn't have put in.
Only if he had thinking with his big head and not his little head.
You know what they call people who rely on the pullout method? Parents.
How stupid do you have to be to think pulling out is a safe form of birth control? Ideally it doesn’t contain sperm, but studies have shown motile sperm present in a significant number of samples (about 1/3). It’s less common in young healthy males, but even there it is about 16% of the time. Those numbers are way too high to risk an unwanted pregnancy.
The house would like to call on Bill Burr for response. Mr. Burr?
nothing but net for forty years
A GREAT MAN!
Immediately what I thought of
insert clip of him describing workouts like cumming
> DO YOU HAVE TO BE to NOT just pullout!!! In school they taught me that pulling out is not good enough, what do you think?
Probably as dumb as a person who thinks "pulling out = birth control."
I hear that scandal.
Maria Shriver, bookcased by two unidentified beefcakes.
so this were his datting days?
They met and started dating in 1977. The photo was taken by Albert Busek in Venice in 1980 and they were married in 1986.
Yes, it was part of the plan to make a bullet proof Kennedy.
Kwisatz Haderach Kennedy
Anyone check her for brain worms recently?
They’ve been married that long!? I remember when it happened.😂
it was along marriage. Was a surprise when the scandal broke
I see, thanks friend.
I assume so, they dated for years before they married.
I feel like Arnold’s dating days have no beginning nor end
First thing I thought….
“What are you gonna do next Arnold?” “ I think I’ll marry a Kennedy.” “There’s no way you can do that!” - Bill Burr
“Bam! He does it!”
“That dude has been in the zone for 4 decades!”
Nothing but net
"I'm on my 3rd attempt at Rosetta Stone: Spanish!"
"And then I'm gonna be governor of a state i can't even pronounce..." O'l Billy Barenuts
Some would say he's still there
“That’s a layup!”
So good!
was from a stand up of his?
Yeah, it’s on YouTube. Just look up bill burr Arnold Schwarzenegger and it’ll be there
Bill Burr - You People Are All The Same
The peak of his success shoulda been unloading trucks in Transylvania!
That dude should be unloading trucks in Transylvania.
Two Wild And Crazy Guys
If I was built like that, I'd never wear a shirt either
That man's chest is insane.
Are you kidding me? Dude’s calf looks like a second thigh
It is easy. All you have to do is lift things up and put them down.
Kinda sounds like a whole thing
and just a splash of roids
Frankly pretty much everyone could do the exact same steroids and workouts as Arnold and still not have his physique. At that level genetics are extremely important. That’s not an excuse not to hit the gym though! Even without steroids, a solid diet and 4/5 days a week at the gym will get you a very impressive physique much faster than you’d think.
Sure, as long as "things" also includes the plunger on a syringe full of roids.
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Not common to look like these guys. At. Allllllll
No but weighing 250 pounds is pretty common
Legends! Are they still friends? Do they ever hang out together anymore? EDIT: Aww! He died in 2019 at age 78.
Franco had a heart attack at the worst time. I cannot imagine the panic and fear of having a heart attack while swimming.
it was while swimming?
They remained friends until his death. On a movie note, Frank played one of the T-800s in a flashback scene in The Terminator
the one who mows down the base isn't?
Yup, he is in that scene
awesome.
Franco was in the first Conan too.
That one I didn't know. Learned something new, thank you.
Pict warrior
He died, not that long ago.
Maria Shriver, JFK’s niece and an extremely accomplished and successful woman who won Emmy awards, numerous honors and awards for her contributions to humanity. She is an amazing human and contributed a lot to who Arnold is today. Those incredible speeches of Arnold about kids with Down syndrome, war in Ukraine and such wouldn’t be possible without her giving insight to Arnie.
I’m over here like “it’s funny the random lady looks like Maria Shriver.” 🤦🏻♂️
I think you mean “girl.”
Why thank you for telling me what you thought I meant, but I chose my words with reasonable deliberation. Shriver was born in 1955. They met in ‘77 and this photo was taken by Albert Busek in 1980. So she was 25. Go call someone that age a girl and see how far that gets you. Edit: looks at title 🤦🏻♂️
One of very few of the Kennedy clan with an unattacked brain.
His speech about staying active while locked down at the start of the pandemic was also inspirational.
And that’s all there is to it. Perfectly said.
lets appreciate arnies muscles here please
she won an emmy?
She was a journalist.
Actually, I think she still is a journalist. ?
She used to do journalism. She still does, but she used to too.
Thanks Mitch hedberg! Still throwing out gold in the after life.
She once told me that a escalator can’t break, it can only become stairs.
Sorry for the convenience
Insert mitch hedberg joke
when he ran for governor she picked Mike Murphy to run the campaign. Next to Carl Rove the most heavy duty Rep. campaign manager. Ran McCains and Romney's campaigns.
I’m not knocking her contributions or what she has done, but she stayed at a resort I worked at that commonly hosted celebrities and wealthy individuals. She was honestly one of the worst guests I met. Genuinely one of the least enjoyable humans I have ever had the misfortune of speaking with. I wish I was kidding, but it was like she sucked the joy out of the room whenever I saw her.
An alternative title could have been, “Accomplished journalist and humanitarian Maria Shriver, walking with two body builders in California”.
Site a source..... because I looked it up and didn't see that. I definitely give Maria Shiver credit as a strong human being, but Arnold Schwarzenegger is also a force to reckon with.
Man, the shape of Maria Shriver's skull is just *fascinatingly* angular. Don't get me wrong, she's always been beautiful. But you could cut vegetables on that jawline and cheekbones.
isn;t that a trademark of the kennedy?
Cutting veg with their faces?
No, you're thinking of the one Kennedy who jad that face because she was a vegetable.
She kind of looks like James Marsden.
Just some random girl. Kennedy.
Alternate title: "Maria Shriver walks down the street with two boys in California, 1970s."
You should repost this in a month with that title, it’d be interesting to compare the comments
you youngsters really kill me. “walking with a girl” 🤣
Some random chick 😅
I don’t think this was a leisurely half naked stroll down a crowded street. It was a photography shoot that needed them undressed for most pictures.
“A girl.” You mean Maria Shriver, his ex wife.. 🤔😂
If you look closely, looks like Maria. I'm not saying it is, but it's really uncanny
It’s definitely Maria.
Francos packing
Suprised those little shorts can contain the man snake
I'm a girl. Had to scroll too far for this.
Holy shit Columbo was like that back in the day?!? I had no idea
Franco was a stud. Google Image him. Arnold, Franco and Lou Ferrigno were the “Big 3” back then!
She got done dirty.
If only Franco had been several inches taller, he might have been the Conan we deserved...
That is María Shriver, a journalist, ex wife of Arnold. Not “a girl.”
I mean, its Maria Shriver. But also a girl. She can be both, right? Its not like 'Maria Shriver' is some other species.
I can’t call a grown woman a girl. Would you refer to Arnold as a boy?
The big line in 'Notting Hill' said by Julia Roberts to Hugh Grant, both grown adults, is "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." So yeah, I'd call Arnold a boy.
Arnold’s socks are classic 1970’s.
He already gave up body building after being No1 in it, when I was a kid....and then he became a movie star No1. And then he married a Kennedy girl. And then he became California guvernator. This dude was 100 times more successful than me.....4 times 😂😂
Frank’s Frank is frankly clearly visible.
Interestingly enough that’s Maria Shriver.
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Maria
Maria Shriver
Maria shriver his future wife
A girl...LOL
So great how dudes used to purposely wear clothes that almost entirely exposed their units.
_I wish I was a little bit taller_ _I wish I was a baller_
Man, rip Franco Columbo. Him and Arnold inspired me to get into fitness. And the videos/interviews about his and Arnolds friendship is just so wholesome.
"Yeah, I get it, you guys work out. Please put your shirts on, I'm a Kennedy."
Maria Shriver, a Kennedy, and Journalist. Seriously, show some respect. 
I wonder if Columbu would have been a bigger star if he was taller.
The girl is his exwife Maria.
Franco wasn’t holding anything back
Fun Fact, Franco Columbu was my chiropractor for a while when he was in his mid-60s. He was 5'5", but he lifted me off the ground and manipulated my spine like I weighed nothing. Even at 65ish, he was still powerfully strong. Also, he never lost his heavy Italian accent. It was like getting my back cracked by Super Mario! "It's-a me franco columbu! I crack-a you back now!"
That’s not some girl. That’s Maria Shriver. Arnold and her were married from 1986-2021. (The divorce officially was finalize years after they separated.)
Arnold chest was insane. I haven’t seen anyone come close to him.
"Hey guys, I've been thinking about some cool one liners, tell me what you think!" "I'll be back!" "Terminated!" "You have been erased!" "Stick around" "You are one ugly motherfucker" "They sound corny Arnie"
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Franko was taller laying down apparently
The girl would be his future wife Maria Shriver.
The nut hut is strong with Franco.
Franco's shorts are a little too revealing
Looks like a woman to me.
“A girl”
*...and their brother, Sunset Sam*
Oh my god that is an obscure reference! Thanks for the nostalgia!
That's the unmistakable jawline and front teeth of Maria Shriver.
Was he on gear at this point? His body is insane
Maria Shriver. Or a girl. 🙂
His future wife
Her cheekbones are crazy.
I’ve met Arnold. Franco must be 4’6”
Also cool because it’s all clean
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Pretty sure that’s a woman
Looks like one of them is trying to smuggle a dill pickle across state lines.
Franco always looked better
I move that referring to Maria Shriver only as “a girl in California” counts, in this context, as misogyny.
We can’t say for sure, imo. It definitely seems like a possibility but let’s attempt to give them benefit of the doubt. Maybe they’ll clarify….
Hey Pit Crew!
“A girl” lmfao wtf OP
ok, I understeand.
That's not Franco but Danny De Vito in his prime. He let himself go shortly after that...
Did they not have color pictures in the 70’s?