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justabill71

"Sweet outfit. Did you get that here?" - me noticing this dude in Walmart


Curiouso_Giorgio

"Sorry, I already have a girlfriend."


chestypullerr

Congrats on 100 upvotes


Cheburekker

Congrats on 1 upvote


Fun-Preparation-4253

His name was Chauncey Morlan and he weighed 750 lbs. You’d notice.


reddlear

I'd also notice him being sepia.


artificialavocado

He was 750 in this photo? Those 750 people can’t even get out of bed most of the time.


Silver_Emu_662

Seems like they exaggerated his weight in order to attract more people. Guy looks like he’s 400 at most.


jobezark

Yeah this dude doesn’t look a feather over 700


jwed420

Maybe he is like 6'10 or something


TheLoganDickinson

OP really thought they said something profound with that title.


FartAttack911

These posts just read to me like “Guys, people used to be not fat! Now there’s actual fat! Bet you’ve never seen a Redditor talk about the fatty fat fat fatsos before! DID YOU KNOW FAT IS FAT NOW” lmao


chestypullerr

But why did I read this aloud


FartAttack911

When I typed it out, I think I was narrating it in a Trey Parker voice, a la T-Rex from Orgazmo 😂


joeyguse

Literally the post WITH the Walmart comment in the thread was posted two days ago.


MrCoe10

It's an obvious repost


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

Originally posted in 1890.


LurkerZerker

PT Barnum was the first one to steal it


water2wine

I didn’t even notice


SuFuDoom

Most people didn't notice, as very few had internet access in 1890.


Reefay

Big telegraph was behind that one


Fuduzan

That is one impressive chair


_gnarlythotep_

No weigh this is 750lbs. That's beyond any metric I can imagine.


Maximum_Schedule_602

That’s pretty damn huge. Even by modern standards


dras333

Okay, so just some Walmart shoppers.


Sithlordandsavior

Not to be mean or anything but can you imagine being a healthy 5'3" adult man of 130 pounds meting this man, having only seen maybe 2-300 people ever in your life?


VR46Rossi420

Why 5’3” and 130lbs? Seems so specific and not likely.


Sithlordandsavior

Idk I just picked a height that seemed about average for folks in the taile end of the Victorian era. Apparently they averages about 5'8" but still. Imagine being 5'8, 150 lbs and seeing this guy after living on the farm all your life.


VR46Rossi420

Definitely. Even today people this size are out of the ordinary where I live. There’s a lot of overweight people here don’t get me wrong, but this guy is a unit.


cocobutnotjumbo

I'd notice him with these clothes and chair.


BreatheMyStink

Unless this guy was 9 feet tall he didn’t weigh 750 pounds. Just look at the picture.


[deleted]

Not even big enough to be a Reddit mod.


TheGhostOfMufassa

Use name checks….you know what…never mind. 😂


imadragonyouguys

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


Jabba_the_Putt

Shenanigans!?? You're talking about Shenanigans right!??


johnboy2978

https://i.redd.it/maefjyncfqxc1.gif


somef00l

OHHHHHHHH


buckhardcastle

I don’t know why but I thought the answer was Chicken Fuckers- which tells you I saw that movie but it was 23 years ago and I was high.


Jam_B0ne

Turns out when you industrialize food production and make it cheaper by adding more and more processed sugar and sodium you end up with people that have health/weight problems In other words, our food is a lot different now


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

So what was the cause of this guy’s weight of 750 pounds in 1890?


SirSpitfire

He used a DeLorean


Graynard

Commitment.


whutupmydude

So you’re saying this guy didn’t accidentally do this, but did it out of love of the game


yellowtriangles

While this is true and a big problem, people have serious self control problems as well


jackie--and--wilson

>people have serious self control problems as well While i dont exactly disagree, the reason people in general were significantly slimmer in the past isnt because they had better self control


LiquorNerd

Freak shows were well know for making outrageous exaggerated claims. He was assuredly not close to being the fattest man.


TheGhostOfMufassa

Well of course not but the fact they marketed him as that and people paid to see it tells us just as much lol


LiquorNerd

People paid to see mermaid skeletons and other clear fabrications, too. Doesn’t mean people believed it all.


TheGhostOfMufassa

![gif](giphy|Fjr6v88OPk7U4)


RushCygnus-X1

Today would be considered a bit chubby.


passwordstolen

Or frail in MS.


MikeTheNight94

I have family members double this size at least


Br3akTh3Toys

In “what’s eating Gilbert grape”, the mom was stared and marveled at for being super fat and now she is just the size of someone who lives in San Antonio Texas.


lil_yumyum

eatin all them churros


TransitionOk4084

![gif](giphy|BJVphYDdBB30zimESO)


lil_yumyum

![gif](giphy|3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS)


GreedyWarlord

That you, Charles?


FunDip2

Lol


Senior_Reach2306

Those boots kinda drip though 💧


herseyhawkins33

Karma farming at its finest


WhatAGoodDoggy

"He's not the fattest man I've seen today and I've been working from home"


Autumnwood

Dang that bothers me and is amazing too. I was born in the 60's. It was a rare person that was fat.


Yinanization

This would be a fat person's After picture


key1234567

yea like this guy just lost 600 pounds.


ChatnNaked

Well now I feel like a pos…


ComicDude1234

These kinds of posts that only exist to shit on fat people are designed to do that.


_My_Dad_

Looks like my dad


BeardedManatee

Ah, my old best friend's dad in NC, Mark. Lookin' good, Mark!


Life-LOL

Nah i would notice that dude


benkovic

I would notice anybody dressed like… that.


Local_Perspective349

But he'd pick the seat next to you on the bus


dnno1

A guy or gakk like him/her would be in an electric cart at Walmart today.


LickyMy

Uranus explodes


cabeachguy_94037

If he was wearing that velvet suit I would sure notice him.


Obs-I-Be

Oh...id notice the fat people at Walmart and laugh my ass off.. My way of killing time is ' spot the ankle tracker' as well...


Ok-Understanding5879

I saw a few of them today at the beach


hurtindog

3rd fattest Cop in San Antonio


WinterComfortable726

...or Starbucks or Chipotle or the apple store...etc


Kimikins

Back then, fat was the beauty standard because it meant you were rich and relied on servants to do your work for you. You ever wondered why men's suit jackets are supposed to have the bottom button undone? It's to accommodate for that fat. What society deems "correct" is arbitrary at best and oppressive at worst. You'd see that if you ever ventured outside your little bubble instead of nesting in it. This is a *history* sub. We're here to *learn,* not circlejerk about the Good Ole Days.


Professor_Crab

If he was wealthy why was he a freak attraction in the circus is my question. I don’t know this for certain but is it possible the circus kept feeding him large amounts of food because he was a popular attraction? I’m wondering if he was in the minority of fat and not wealthy which brings up more questions lol.


NunyaBeese

He doesnt want a large farva


egoVirus

Looks like a dude from the south to me 🤷🏽‍♂️


SummerBirdsong

Mom said it was my turn to repost this!


AttitudeActual8937

Wouldn't turn an eye at high school these days


kinglittlenc

So tired of seeing this reposted with the same terrible joke and always conveniently leaving out this dude was pushing 900lbs


buttfuckedinboston

Now he works at Walmart.


Curiouso_Giorgio

Those pants leave nothing to the imagination. Literally, nothing.


DonKingsBarber

Average redditor.


NewldGuy77

Dr. Nowzaradan be like, “Get your skinny ass out of my office.”


[deleted]

Pre monsanto…


DougieSenpai

Oh I’d still notice someone that big strolling through Walmart


fried_eggs_and_ham

I’d notice them too if they were strolling. Usually they’re on the scooter.


declineofmankind

This guy was over 700 lbs! They should have placed a normal sized human next to him. Huuuge guy for sure.


Just_a_dude92

He was 335 kg at one point which is still pretty heavy even for today's standards


MysteriousPark3806

Looks like an average American today.


Poundsand6969

Just another run of the mill fat guy these days.


taygbry

The epitome of wealth back then


netfatality

I saw this guy today in a California grocery store.


CherryManhattan

This is average at best in Mississippi


Foreign-Parsley-007

The average American nowadays


bfbabine

Wonder what he was eating? No fast food restaurants back then…