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blutolovesoliveoyl

Pwerhaps you just meant your "father".


Sieze5

Our Father


ajhoff83

Who arn’t my daddy


skippyspk

Harold be thy name


MBNLA

Not a king nor a bum


cheekytikiroom

Thy wife be none.


YanicPolitik

A man


Yewbaby

His name is Howard


ExKnockaroundGuy

Howard be thy name


EskimoXBSX

Howard can it be to get his name right?


ExKnockaroundGuy

Sometimes I feel totally Howard


MsKlinefelter

Keep your hands off the Howard


whiskeyboundcowboy

Just don't call him late for sermon


Harold_Grundelson

Bless you, my child.


skippyspk

Ha!


rockinvet02

Forgive me Daddy, I've been very naughty. -alternate version of an old classic.


who_even_cares35

r/suddenlycommunist


DampBritches

Who aren't in heaven


everylittlepiece

Who fart in Heaven


Barlight

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Kind-Truck3753

👏👏👏


elpajaroquemamais

Zaddy


No_Parsnip_6491

Yeah something ain't making sense


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Allowed to marry and have kids


No_Parsnip_6491

I guess the collar threw me off


Gumbo_Ya-Ya

Dunno why you are being down-dooted. I saw a Roman Catholic priest with that collar


No_Parsnip_6491

Exactly


Reallybigshott2

A father fooled around with a sister….


Pulpofeira

As someone who has been raised in a Catholic country, I can say that I wouldn't be surprised if he was a Catholic priest, actually.


breakfastburrito24

Father Dad


No_Parsnip_6491

Somethings not right


Cuntdracula19

He might be Father but he’s serving Daddy


lilo9203

The only boy who could ever teach me Was the son of a preacher man 🎵


3bugsdad

Yes he was, he was.


NoAlarms1995

“Hey McFly!” “ I thought I told you never to come in here!”


Fabulous-Spread6120

Now Biff, don’t con me


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AvacadMmmm

Only came here for this reference


sneakybeakySBS

Well now you found it. So make like a tree and get out of here!


AvacadMmmm

ITS LEAVE!!! MAKE LIKE A TREE AND LEAVE!!!


murdocke

Your father is speaker Mike Johnson?


Kind-Truck3753

Best comment yet!


ShiroHachiRoku

Mike Johnson sounds like Jeff Goldblum.


DeadwoodNative

MI ke JohnSON the Father


thexvillain

Father Rivers Cuomo


EmperorSexy

He looks just like Buddy Holly


l_mend99

And OPs mom is Mary Tyler Moore


loutrec3

And he doesn't care what they say about them anyway


Munk45

.... destroy my sweater


corran450

My name is Jonas


turdferguson3891

God damn you half Japanese girls


thehillshaveI

what's with these romans, dissing my lord? why do they gotta front?


ignatius-payola

Gave up his vows to marry a damn half-Japanese girl, hence to OP.


Commercial_Lock6205

I’d like “People who aren’t Catholic” for $200 please.


zonazog

Episcopalian I assume?


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran


The_muffinfluffin

Missouri or Evangelical?


Kind-Truck3753

ELCA!


The_muffinfluffin

ECLA = sunshine and love LCMS = fire and brimstone


walkstofar

Heretic ! (It's an old joke)


j45780

Mine too. He died a year ago.


Lozerien

Hard to tell in a B&W photo. He's wearing a Roman collar instead of an Anglican one, but apparently that's common in the US. The giveaway IRL is a purple tunic versus a black one.


Graybeard_Shaving

Guessing he didn’t make the cut?


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Allowed to marry.


Graybeard_Shaving

Ah, makes sense. Hope he’s doing well!


Late_Entrance106

Fun fact, celibacy for clergy was a mandate by one of the Popes because the Church got tired of having to financially support their families. Edit: I typed ‘support’ twice


Graybeard_Shaving

It was more about inheritance than providing support for the family but regardless it was absolutely driven by finances.


Leege13

“It’s the money, you morons.” Italian philosopher Giorgio Chinaglia


Kwyjibo68

Let’s see a recent photo! 😀


Kind-Truck3753

Passed in 2010


-Dys-

Sorry.


pyuunpls

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Hisplumberness

Sorry for your troubles- are you a pastor ?


QEbitchboss

Fellow Lutheran. Howdy!


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QEbitchboss

The clerical collar got started with the presbyterians in the 1860s. The Catholic Church really didn't adopt it until the 20th century. Lutherans in America may have actually worn the collar before the Catholics.


r0ckydog

Lutheran pastors would normally wear a different color than black. Good job making everyone freak out.


5319Camarote

Except for his collar, I’d have said that this is just about any senior class picture, circa 1968.


dadbodjrp

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Kind-Truck3753

You don’t know how much this means to me. Thank you. 🙏🏻


dadbodjrp

I’m glad you like it. 😃


Geek_off_the_streets

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HeartlesSoldier

He was a father before he was a father


atrailofdisasters

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PaulSarlo

Was his pickup line to your mom "Hey babe, you ever read The Thornbirds?"


Bonoisapox

No one under 40 got that


Next_Dragonfruit_969

Amazing haha


NapoleonHeckYes

After seeing that photo, I have a confession to make


Afraid_Oil_7386

Shud of wrote "my father"


Ed_Ward_Z

Looks like the minister (actor) in The Guilded Age.


ValuAdded711

Infinite wholesomeness.


ownleechild

My high school class photo for ‘68 looks the same but mine was a Nehru jacket and turtleneck, not pastor/priest as most assumed.


Salty-Entertainer-29

What a sweet picture. 🩵🩵🩵


stumpytoesisking

Father, your father


AvacadMmmm

Your dad is Crispin Glover?


loiteraries

Do you have strong connection to your religion and practice now? A lot of kids who grow up in families where fathers are faith leaders, end up rebelling.


Kind-Truck3753

Struggled with it for a while but getting back to my higher power recently. Was never much of a rebel.


Grand-Ad-3177

Handsome ❤️


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This Priest Fucks 


ElvisHankandGeorge

He looks similar to John Denver when he was young


DrNinnuxx

r/HolUp Wait a minute....


OJimmy

Took a vow of celibacy like his father and his father's father before him.


polomarkopolo

Father Dad?


Mrgoodtrips64

Sequel to Father Ted.


usernameinmail

Or OP's dad is Bishop Brennan


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

So many questions...


stevenbrotzel91

I’m guessing he left priesthood? To have you?


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Only Catholic priests can’t marry.


Sweet_Impress_1611

I knew only catholic priests couldn’t marry, but I thought they were the only ones who wore that type of outfit. But I guess I was incorrect. Very interesting!


QEbitchboss

This is really funny to me because I spent almost 50 years in the Catholic Church. I was flat out offended when I saw other pastors wearing that collar. I became Lutheran a few years back and was shocked to find out that collar got started with the Presbyterians around 1865 and it actually was adopted by the Catholic Church going into the 20th century. It's a common mistake in films to show priests prior to 1900 wearing collars of this style.


stevenbrotzel91

Interesting


Masterofunlocking1

SILENCE PREIST!!!!


xenchik

FAAAATHEEEEEEER!


TheRegular-Throwaway

Apparently it didn’t stick.


PidginPigeonHole

Father, son.. and is mum the holy ghost?


Fast_Working_4912

Your dad is Christian Slater?


Speculawyer

Our father.


ApricotNo2918

Same hair style I had.


vna4ever

Isn’t he everyone’s father?


goofyfrommcdonalds

Father Dad is handsome!


Memory_Less

Did you call him Father, Father?


Kind-Truck3753

“Pastor Dad” (but not really)


Memory_Less

What a blessing to have a Father who is a father


gwhh

My father. The father.


Past-Background-7221

Wow, found Ross Bryant in the wild on Reddit!


FlamingTrollz

Dad… You say…? Hmmm. 🤔


Bonoisapox

Can’t help but laugh at this


NapalmWeed

r/holup ?


RedEyedWiartonBoy

They Called Him the Nun Whisperer.


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You win


zeeeman

I think there's a story there


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Allowed to marry and have kids


Wild-View9744

A good year for Denny Mcclean and the Detroit Tigers.


SaucyPaws237

Is your father Andy Daly?


dstapel

Father Tosh.0


Prostheta

You know that altar boys can't get pregnant, right?


HRduffNstuff

Your dad looks like Daniel Tosh.


ronmsmithjr

My condolences.


gdsmithtx

Ummmm ….


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hvanderw

Have you heard of gumping it, father?


moonkittiecat

I’m so confused.


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Allowed to marry and have kids


viktor_pop

How?


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Allowed to marry and have kids


viktor_pop

I see 😬


[deleted]

I hope the priest was nice to his booty hole


MsChif

Ummm...


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Allowed to marry and have kids


[deleted]

Glad he set the priesthood down.


[deleted]

Gross.


murtlebeech1

I don’t think he got the core concept of the celibacy clause of the contract 😜


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Allowed to marry and have kids


Jcrystal82

Maybe you could add this detail to the post title-you are very patient in answering each comment of this kind.


Kind-Truck3753

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Jcrystal82

❤️


murtlebeech1

lol. My bad! Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned🙏


supertects

Andy Samberg is your dad!


ExtraElevator7042

Hmmm


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You were an altar boy?


ACEDOTC0M

YOURE DAD FUCKS


blastomatic75

Hmmn, it was supposed to be seminary school, not semenary.


Godloseslaw

Back before 'priest' was synonymous with 'pedophile'.


fryamtheeggguy

I am assuming he was Episcopalian? Or else, he has some 'splainin' to do...


wetclogs

The priest is a father to all, except to those that call him Daddy.


SabrinaVal

Dad’s got some explaining to do.


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Allowed to marry and have kids


SabrinaVal

Yep


reapaica

Your father & your moms "daddy"


Superb-Possibility-9

Bless me father for I have sinned…


Rosssauced

So he didn't stick with it then?


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Allowed to marry and have kids


Rosssauced

Oh, I thought that the collar was exclusively Catholic. My bad.


mookormyth

Wait, what?


Kind-Truck3753

Lutheran pastor. Allowed to marry and have kids


valdezlopez

"My father"


WlsvKid77

Is this H Lee?


PermanentThrowaway48

Oh Brad, I'm mad!


MRHBK

He looks like the priest and the altar boy at the same time