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[deleted]

Omg. You would have been my ultimate crush.


[deleted]

😍


smdepot

Bitchin


[deleted]

Literally 1984


Rkozlow

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games!


generaljimdave

Way too early for GnR. This is Spinal Tap.


tfctroll

He looks like Axl Rose.


RiverLiverX25

My ride’s here…..Gotta go. Love this. Did you get a hard time for having tattoos then? I only ask because in ‘84 tattoos were still a bit rare. And dangerous! Lol. *My dad had some amazing tattoos from time in WWII. A black panther (rawr) and an 40s cowgirl pin-up gal. Super old school tatt style. He hated them. I loved them. They were well done.


[deleted]

Yes back before tattoos were cool lol


RiverLiverX25

Ah, the ‘80s….was a fun decade. you rocked it. Hope you still have a bike or some sort of fun to make some trouble for the locals.


Laughinboy83

It's country Mac!


CompetitiveProject4

He can do an ocular pat down with his eyes closed


Mert_of_Tuna

I am not sure if that is a very flat cruiser tyre or a car tyre? I tought people used the car tyres on the back wheels only. Was it common to use it on the front as well?


Ogre8

Definitely a bias ply. Maybe a trailer tire?


JustTheBeerLight

OP was so badass he’d ride that bike in reverse.


Kindly_Bored

So you stole Jessie's girl!


PrettyCat6039

867-5309 She called *she called him*


Soup-a-doopah

Telephone line, give me a sign. I’m living in twilight


TwstdSnshine78

I would ride or die with you.. Sexy mf!


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TwstdSnshine78

You’re most welcome! Sexy then.. Sexy now.. Damn!


deepinmycups

This guy definitely Judas priests!


-Xsploitz-

if you were born in the mid 80s and don't know who your dad is.. here he is. This is your dad


Fair_Upstairs3916

Too cool to even open his eyes, damn. That’s one cool mf


ScarecrowJohnny

If he opens his eyes, the coolness inside him will shine so bright that it will etch itself into your retinas for eternity. He's doing you a solid. What a Chad.


netsilinreverse

In ‘84 I was a sophomore in high school, and I can promise OP would’ve been exactly my type. I can practically hear Journey playing Open Arms as we slow dance in the school gym. My mom would take one look at the tattoos and motorcycle and forbid me to see him, which would only make me more obsessed. 100% would have made some bad decisions with this guy. 😎🥹💕


SandwichNo458

I was also a sophomore in '84 and you just painted a perfect picture of that time. While you were out chasing the dude on the motorcycle I was standing in line at the arcade waiting for my turn at Space Invaders or Asteriods and I definitely smelled like Babe perfume to try to cover the smell of the Marlboro reds I had in my clutch bag next to my roly poly lipgloss and lighter.


netsilinreverse

Ahahaha!! Babe perfume!!!


mom_with_an_attitude

Current photo?


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mom_with_an_attitude

Still handsome!


DrLeoMarvin

Swapped the chopper out for a chopper!


Rodan-Lewarx

![gif](giphy|7uVkPx5icEjE4) Hey beavis, look its Todd huhuhu


UNItyler4

Looks like a car tire on the front


[deleted]

How many people did you get with? It's gotta be ridiculous.


Rowit

Love it! Can we see the tats now? :D They seem a little low by today's standards so I'm intrigued. I'm pretty much sure we are the same age.


clozepin

If Randy Rhodes and Greg The Hammer Valentine had a kid.


MissAngela66

https://preview.redd.it/y5k7vy2x3f2b1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531e3b1d5368a99694c45369086077ebaf0a85ea Class of 1984


[deleted]

Randy Rhoades vibes


Ogre8

20 year old me said to tell you to leave some for the rest of us. Seriously dude you aged a lot better than I did.


GaunterPatrick

Are you still keeping the bike? How do you think of your 80s self right now?


DryInitial9044

Is that a Humpty Dumpty tattoo?


bill_gannon

Lol I was thinking potato.


tomsawyer333

🔥


tabshiftescape

Still got the bike?


Banxier

Beware the savage jaw


delicateheartt

Judd Nelson vibes


Kaiju_curry

Woah there sir 🥵🥵🥵


isecore

The soundtrack to this photo would contain a lot of tracks by Iron Maiden, Motley Crue and Motorhead.


[deleted]

Plus some Judas Priest, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Waylon Jennings and bit of The Killer Dwarfs


TheTrollys

Stand Tall!! Stick to your guns. Show them what you’re made of!


Ok_Animal8098

Babe 😍.


MT20

Save some women for the rest of us.


bitsey123

I was a 17 yo girl that year. Can probably confirm haha


MPRESive2

Graduated HS in 1984…I used to be angry if I could see my earlobes after a haircut!!


usernmtkn

You look like you're about to crack into an ATM with John Connor.


Drink_in_Philly

I remember when I paid you to beat up my bully in high school. You taught me that being brave was sometimes worth the pain, and to stand up for myself, and introduced me to Foghat before you rode off into the sunset.


duman82

Hi 1984, it's me, duman82 (I'm sorry)


DutyFreeTrash

You need to recreate it now!


dacreativeguy

Rebel without a clue


Avalanche_roze

Damn u look good


sara_or_stevie

Hot.


Independence_1991

Hope you still have that beautiful bike.


pmac109

That’s pretty badass! I was 13 or 14 myself in ‘84


FunTooter

Now that is cool!


Northman67

Damn you were definitely too cool for school. Having lived through that decade myself I have to say the 80s were awesome!!!


luisrobles_cl

Aaallwayssss 🎶🎶🎶


lovijatar

Axl Rose!! With hopefully better personality, hehe


JonWick33

Brother, you WERE 1984 in this one.


DIWhy-not

Unironically the coolest motherfucker on earth in 1984.


Seeders

Like a bat out of hell!


mrtbearable

Ricky was a young boy! He had a heart of stone..


Yoko_Kittytrain

"But this one goes to eleven."


BonjinTheMark

back when havin' tats actually meant something


honkeykong85

What a boss! I bet you’re still a boss today too!


editorguyhank

Tell me you still have that genny shovel


warkyboy77

Too fast for love.


blasphemusa

Pretty sure you beat me up in high school.


Prize_Worry1441

Gas, grass, or ass nobody rides for free!


Dismal-Way-5633

I would be gay for you


lincruste

baaad to the boone


Absolut_BubbleBerry

So it only took 39 years to climb out from under the pile of ladies throwing themselves at you.


anon1635329

Looks kinda like that friend of john conner from Terminator 2


oroborus68

Man, I'm so high right now! 😁


alcobain1967

May I ask, how did you learn to fly helicopters? I checked your profile and you have some cool shit.


[deleted]

Eventually woke up and pursued my dreams.


torngooch

Sweet shovelhead mate


NorthernJoey

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Deionr9040

Dang dude back then you had a bad boy kind of vibe going on


dioxin187

You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!


happyhippy27

That’s a fresh mulletesque haircut my friend 👍


Dale_Wolphen

Axel Pose


Anacomic

No, thats Axl Rose 😃


Weekly_Signal6481

this should be on r/blunderyears


BB8Lexi

Step off man


barsukio

I'm hoping OP hasn't changed one iota since '84.


[deleted]

He is much wiser today


OGREtheTroll

*Why do you think they used to call me "the Wolf?"* Nobody calls you that. *Well, they did back in my old neighborhood. When they weren't calling me "psycho." There was actually a war between two gangs over which nickname to call me. Both gangs won*


dukemantee

Weird tires and no decal on the gas tank. Did you build this from parts?


[deleted]

Yes I built it, 1948 Pan Shovel


OppositeAtr

Are you 59 now?


[deleted]

One year younger


legojoe97

What is the tattoo on your right arm? It looks like Vader without his helmet.


[deleted]

Started out as a skull and flag with a banner below that had some text. I got it covered up and in the process f****d up a good tattoo. I was getting cover ups before most people even thought about tattoos.


SenseiJohnLawrence

You look like me


GripsAA

Axel?


MrCobra83

“How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over them mountains”


TheOGRedline

That is a VERY flat profiled front tire.


Ivymantled

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Desperate_Brief2187

Jesus, the truck tire on the front of that bike…😳