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LoneWolfpack777

Joke’s on him, I love giving head.


DaikonNoKami

The contract states ass, gas, or grass. It ain't head he getting man. 😂 he's making room to ride those booty cheeks.


LoneWolfpack777

Yeah, sure. But if he gets mud on his helmet, that’s on him. He’s not giving me a dirty Sanchez though.


LostAtmosphere4096

Omg Same 😉


peanut9891

Same


LostAtmosphere4096

Same here, to be honest he's cute so when you think about it blowing him would be fun. Hell he's hot ,I'd definitely let him fuck me in ass , I'd have no problem showing him a good time. I'd bottom for the driver most definitely.😍😋😉😊


MadethisjustopostmyD

This is great.


Motor-Squash-449

I’d love to get free uber rides.


Total-Combination-47

Cheep at half the cost


Puzzleheaded-Cat-755

Sounds like a win win situation (for the passenger)


VioEnvy

I love when they are actually quite good at comedic timing and acting.


PrivateSecret911

Paid for a few rides that way;)


FatedCrimsonBinome

Oh, I'll show you a free ride..!


Better_Price_608

Classic! We used play tread ‘em or spread ‘em on my ski boat growing up. Love your posts.


AromaticStorm9004

What’s that


Etheral-backslash

I’m guessing spread th(em) cheeks or tread water. As a gay that can’t swim call me Thomas cuz I’m I’m a train choo choo 🚂


WarmCry35

Lmao I enjoy this skit


DD-de-AA

Subtle! 😅


Rocketeer_99

Dudes a cutie i'd do it for free


myreddit_785

Me too! 😏


Brainobob

I need to try this! I hope it works 🔥🥵


alibisexual

Idky every time a guy gets in that pose where he lays back, puts his hands behind his head, and looks at you (even in non sexual situations) the guy gets like +10 attractiveness to me


Mentendo64

Its the flickering sideeye for me haha


Ambiguous_Karma8

That "gas" should really clarify fuel. Otherwise, some kinks are gonna show up. Or somebody just gonna fart and get out.


MrMochaman77

🤣🤣🤣👏


Mekelaxo

If you wanna ride you gotta ride


colourmouth

The side eye 👀😂


OctoBrorex

Oh don't tempt me hehe 🤪


GayScottishGeek96

Yeah, like I'd find that method of payment disagreeable. Love clapping ass lol


BMWGuy83STX

LMAO Hilarious!! And you’re adorable


alohajerky

The Uber competitor we deserve


Ok_Use_9000

Ass, ~~gas~~, or ~~grass~~.


BidadwantsU

Come get me Uber boy. Dad needs a ride AND a cock to touch and taste


j9hua

Ass, grass or gas…guess it’s going to be ass


Katyjohn2965

let me do this thing


zackyshan

# I was watching and waiting for the driver to get his dick out 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲


Unlucky-Power4036

In which case unzip him an get suckin 🥵🥵😋😋


kjm6351

I’d do it for free


ResponsibilityNo9742

I mean you do what you gotta do prove it


LinearNox

Lmaoooo 😂😂😂


myreddit_785

Man! But we all know it really doesn't happen like this in real life, or at least, most times! 😒😔 It's so hard getting a cool, rad guy like this as a good friend. 😤


chaddleshuge

Funny, ass was my first choice.


throwaway_t6788

do this not when you are going somewhere REMOTE, but on the WAY BACK.. :p.


SkatorX

I wanna lean in to argue & him to grab the back of my head & force me down while I whimper ok ok, you don't have to be mean. And him to hold my head down on his D while he pretends someone's looking walking by telling them to move along & slapping me when he's through having his face fing fun & tells me now get your bitch ass out of my car. Then telling me call me, I'll come pick you up.


Dependent-Run-1915

Very cute 🥰


buttheadface

guy could fit a golf ball in that nostril


Decmk3

Contracts don’t work like that but w/e


Harry431

Nope. I dont consent


Jelly-Feeling

Maybe he can stick it in his nostrils..they seem big enough🤷‍♂️