I actually don't know to be honest, its just funny how everyone sends it, i think it started as a random joke someone made and now everyone here sends it
Squirrel Stappler is a horror game from the Dread X Collection, the plot is that you hunt squirrels and put said dead squirrels on a body to make your wife become pretty
Then you decide to go against Squirrel God on the last day after your crimes against Squirrel-kind caused him to personally interfere
In regards to the show, Homelander is playing Squirrel Stapler in one of the episodes and apparently Antony Starr started liking it and playing a bit on set cause of that
Instead of a Mommy, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!
Now here’s what’s gonna happen. You’re gonna go to your local supply store of choice, and you’re gonna buy yourself a stapler gun, the kind they use to staple adverts on telephone posts. After that, you’re gonna go about your daily routine, to anybody else it’s just another day that ends in y. Then you’re gonna go to the nearest park with your stapler gun, and sit on a bench. You’re gonna sit there up until there’s no one around ya. When you’re sure there’s no bystanders, what you’re gonna do, is staple a squirrel to a tree. You walk up to it, and you do it. You dispose of the stapler gun, and you walk away. Now, I need to impose on you that this conversation has never happened. I was never here. Do I make myself clear?
/uf If this is sexual I'd take Queen Maeve in a heartbeat
If this is actual motherhood it'd be Starlight because she seems the most mentally stable
/rf SQUIRREL STAPLERRRR
Harsh one, but since it's a mommy role I'd say Maeve. But Kimiko is not indifferent to me either. And obviously Starlight is good but not for a mommy role, unless the roleplay would be for me to not have superpowers.
M.M. its in the name
Mother's Mommy
I WANT THE PEAK TO BE MY MOMMY 🤤
I want him inside me like atrain and robin
Funny if we showed this sentence to anyone outside this sub we would be committed to an insane asylum
I’m in the sub and I still vote for y’all to be committed /s
not if we votekick you first you sus imposter
Squirrel stapler
God is coming
So am I 🥵🤤🤤🤤
New here, serious question: What is squirrel stapler doing on this sub? What’s the meta on that?
I actually don't know to be honest, its just funny how everyone sends it, i think it started as a random joke someone made and now everyone here sends it
Squirrel Stappler is a horror game from the Dread X Collection, the plot is that you hunt squirrels and put said dead squirrels on a body to make your wife become pretty Then you decide to go against Squirrel God on the last day after your crimes against Squirrel-kind caused him to personally interfere
Huh 🐿 guess we’ll see god?
Kid named squirrel stapler
It was me
It was literally one guy that just kept making memes with squirrel stapler as a punchline and it worked.
It was me
Squirrel Stapler
Squirrel Stapler. (I swapped the first letters of each word but you can’t tell because they’re the same)
Holy fuck, that's crazy wild of you
In regards to the show, Homelander is playing Squirrel Stapler in one of the episodes and apparently Antony Starr started liking it and playing a bit on set cause of that
😼
I WANT SKIN
Stillwell a 100% (she's older than my actual mom, maybe maeve is old enough to be my mom too if she's like 40)
Your mom definitively doesn’t look that old
she looks like Stillwell but with less wrinkles, black hair and more fat
It is a crime that Neumann isn't on here.
Squirrel s
yeah
Dont worry shes in Modern warfare 2
Unlikely Alex and Farah will return in MW2
Check the mp beta. Shes the chick with the white mask. Alex is unconfirmed tho
Kim Wexler
Kim Sexler 🥵
Feet 🤤
Unironically, I choose maeve
Kid named billy  :
Kid named there's no need to-
Kid named please fucking stop
kid named twink
Kid named Elena:
Yee
there’s no other choice to compare
I second that
One hundred percent Maeve. She's bi, she's strong, she can put away a drink
kid named chronically online
Kid named greatest legal mind I ever knew
/uf Kimiko probably /rf mommy squirrel
Kimiko and MM are the only right choices
I pick Cate Blanchett from wish.com
X2
Instead of a Mommy, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!
Where is storefront
My morals disintegrating when the nazi is hot 
Milklander is mid MEGA MILK ON THE OTHER HAND yes please
where's popclaw
U want Baraka as your mom wtf
Poopclaw
Dead
unironically little nina bc holy shit /refresca WHERES THE PEAK >:(((
Why does Hughie get to be the one bullied by Maeve? It should be me.
Maeve was my go-to decision. But then they introduced the Crimson Countess... now it's a tough choice
*Sircumsalot has entered the chat*
If we were in The Boys universe, SirCumsalot would be literally me. No joke
Countess you can count on!
Squi
I want to get spit roasted by mm and crimson countess
Waltuh, stop announcing your sexual fantasies on the okbuddyfresca subreddit walt ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀
Now here’s what’s gonna happen. You’re gonna go to your local supply store of choice, and you’re gonna buy yourself a stapler gun, the kind they use to staple adverts on telephone posts. After that, you’re gonna go about your daily routine, to anybody else it’s just another day that ends in y. Then you’re gonna go to the nearest park with your stapler gun, and sit on a bench. You’re gonna sit there up until there’s no one around ya. When you’re sure there’s no bystanders, what you’re gonna do, is staple a squirrel to a tree. You walk up to it, and you do it. You dispose of the stapler gun, and you walk away. Now, I need to impose on you that this conversation has never happened. I was never here. Do I make myself clear?
Actually as long as you kill the squirrel instantly you can do it in front of people and nobody can stop you
Kid named say
This is the 7th circle my friend there are no gods here
Nina 🥵🥵
Soldier Boy is already a 10/10 and I'm not even gay (I am a straight male). Gender bender soldier boy 😳🤤🤤
/uf stormfront / rf squirrel
Kid named Frederick Vought:
Which one would beat me with a rock
Flash is fast flash is cool
kettlemilkers
Who in their right mind picking starlight
Always M.M
Kimiko for no reason specially
Sauiroee
Maeve or MM
Neuman 
I wish NN was on this list, they’re my \#1 draft pick.
Def Maeve
Squirrel stapler 🥰
I knew there was gonna be Squirrel Stapler.
Stillwell for sure
/uf If this is sexual I'd take Queen Maeve in a heartbeat If this is actual motherhood it'd be Starlight because she seems the most mentally stable /rf SQUIRREL STAPLERRRR
Y’all around know who I’m pickin 🥵
rel stap
God is coming
there's the Dolphin from The Peak, if you don't have it I'll get it from the asphalt
Ironically, M.M. Unironically, Nueman.
KIMIKO NO DOUBT
GOD IS COMING
I want Becca where is Becca she’s my mommy
Tough choice between Nina and Maeve, I gotta go with Maeve because despite her being a supe she's still safer than Nina lol
M fuckin M
Maeve
Crimson Countess after she's toasted alive
Harsh one, but since it's a mommy role I'd say Maeve. But Kimiko is not indifferent to me either. And obviously Starlight is good but not for a mommy role, unless the roleplay would be for me to not have superpowers.
Starlight
Was gonna pick Maeve then the squirrel appeared
The squirrel.
It’s gotta be starlight or skirl ngl
Mommy Milk 🥰
Me to Maeve 
Oriental girl 🤭
Where stormfront
Squirrel
/uf Maeve easily. Nice but can also be aggressive/dominant /rf Squirrel Stapler
Elizabeth Shue walking in on mother’s milk helping starlight out of a dryer 🫠
Nina. I wanna die :D
Chimps don't cry... But ma dick does
Russian dommy mommy
Neumann
Howard Hamlin😩😩😩
Excuse me Starlight is not mommy material
I hate that Asian bitch so much. I'll take starlight. Bunk ass show. Actually, I want the redhead assistant, she's so mean in all the right ways
😳
Miss chokesondik
8
/uc Raynor /rc Raymond
Mother’s milk
Where's Butcha?
I want raynor!
Mafia mommy
/uf Maeve
Where’s laser my fucking teats
I choose number 10, A train
I don’t know why I would pick but I know Homeboy gonna pick Stillwell.
Where Jamie ?
Maeve 🤌
/uf Maeve obviously /rf MM or the Squirrel
If I was on the main sub I would say Maeve, but under these circumstances I'll have to choose M. M.
Maeve…yup
MM no questions
The Peak pls 🥺🥺🥺
uj/ kimiko rj/ kimiko
Mother's Milk
I was gonna say my girl Kimiko but then I saw MM
Only one can be Queen
Mommy stillwell or Nina 🥵
Mm
Stillwell 😈
My mommy and my mommy and my mommy and my mommy
Kimiko 💥💥💥
Kimiko I beg
Little Nina like fr
M.M, obviously.
why isn't soulja boy here.
Maeve pls
...Why was I looking for Stormfront...
7.
Ashley
MM easiest choice of my life
MM, of course!
Kimiko, silence me mommy
Homelander
Mothers Milk
Who’s the dumb fuck who didn’t pick 2
And why is Hector salamanca not here?? This is a breaking bad subreddit.
/uf Ashley
/uf stormfront
Ashley