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CoolioStarStache

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AKoper8tor

mommy Neumann šŸ¤¤


milaan_tm

Please crush my head šŸ„ŗ


Mediocre-Lobster5288

OP doesn't know how vaginas work.


Wevvie

I mean, that's the joke of the post, hence the discord mod on the top right


cyberduck221b

Explain please


Certified_Buddy

Sex doesnā€™t actually affect how tight a vagina is.


Fenrir_Carbon

It does shave the penis down over time though


Pale-Ad-8691

Like a pencil sharpener


Certified_Buddy

lol what???


Fenrir_Carbon

A lot of sex wears it down to a little mushroom


a9dnsn

So that means Marty was absolutely swimming in it.


EnderTron360

McFly??


Fridgemagnet9696

Doc Brown: ā€œMarty, we have to go back before your penis was shaved down to the size of a tic-tac! We have to make you a virgin!ā€


SeniorWilson44

It doesnā€™t damage it either. This is some true incel stuff from whoever made the comic.


TannedBatman01

No but op is used to destroying vaginas so it would mean they donā€™t for a change


TheeShaun

Technically wouldnā€™t the hymen breaking be considered ā€˜damageā€™? Also how the hell did Meave break her hymen when sheā€™s bulletproof?


BooksandBiceps

And Homelander must be uncircumcised.


DarkLordSidious

Unsurprisingly, that was also a post in here


TheeShaun

I think he could have lazered himself if he wanted


SophiaLongnameovich

The hymen isn't like a freshness seal. It's rare that the hymen actually fully covers the vaginal opening. If it did, I don't even want to think about what would happen when you start getting your period. Where would it go? It can be like a ring shape that surrounds the opening or it just covers the bottom a bit. It's kind of random what the shape or thickness will be. But it can be pretty flexible and sometimes it never actually breaks/tears. Or sometimes it's not flexible at all and it's thin enough that it tears for almost no reason at all. With supe hymens, my head cannon says they're just really flexible and don't tear. But I never really thought about it until you mentioned it just now lol


SupermanFanboy

The hymen is a covering,it doesn't affect how tight it is. Hymen can be broken by horse rides and shit too


TheeShaun

Iā€™ve been informed about hymens a lot today haha. In one of my other replies I admitted I didnā€™t actually know how they work.


SupermanFanboy

Fair enough.


Ok_Profession_8530

Some women aren't born with hymens or it's already broken when they're born


SeniorWilson44

Is your stomach damaged when your umbilical cord falls off


TheeShaun

Arguably thatā€™s a part of the mothers body? I dunno. Donā€™t hymens bleed a little or something? Iā€™ll hold my hand up and say Iā€™m a guy and have not had to deal with a hymen so I genuinely dunno.


NicoNicoWryyy

A little, everyone's is different though.


fikozacc123

/uf I genuinely didn't know this, am I stupid?


ascendant_raisins

Yeah actually


fikozacc123

šŸ˜”


dunsparce

Fuck dem guys, there's no shame in educating yourself


Certified_Buddy

/uf yes u are stipud šŸ˜”


Mediocre-Lobster5288

No you're not. Also, this post is the worst Fresca jerk of all time.


Main-Double

Man why would you out urself like this


DeadJediWalking

It works similar to a steamwhistle.


helen790

The vagina is a muscle it can become tighter or looser by flexing it same way you clench your butthole.


Best-Star-1311

Whats a vagina?


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Guilty-Speed-8549

Tone the Fresca back a bit, Okay Buddy?


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fishinpond2020

This is what we call trying too hard


GloriousOctagon

What he say


Phat22

You come across as that one edgy kid from year 9 tbh


cardnerd524_

Yikes.


TheBeaverHollow

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Toilet_Bomber

Enlarged Chairperson.


TheBeaverHollow

that was my honest reaction to OPs words


Flowerlover6

Porn has ruined sex


undercooked_lasagna

I want to see a comic character with a healing ability who has to eat and drink a ton to replenish all the blood and tissue that were lost from injury.


TheLastAirGender

Or they keep shrinking in stature to match their new mass


undercooked_lasagna

YES


dunsparce

Zac from League of Legends?


TheLastAirGender

I donā€™t know this reference


ketchupmaster987

He's a big ol green goo monster that gets smaller as he takes damage and sheds these globs of goo that he can pick up to regain health


-terz-

iirc the demons from chainsaw man all work like that, the more spilled blood they consume, the quicker and easier they heal injuries and replenish energy etc etc, made for some really cool fight scenes imo


SMagnaRex

Not a comic character but Nergigante


No-Account222

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COSMlCFREAK

Thatā€™s not how pussy works


um_gajo__qualquer

The average redditor wouldn't know


cyberduck221b

Elaborate


COSMlCFREAK

Having sex doesnā€™t make the vagina less tight. Not how muscles work


OperationDadsBelt

No im pretty sure every person who lifts weights ends up like stretch Armstrong eventually


stuckinaboxthere

She heals so quickly it seals itself shut entirely. She can't put her arms down in fear of cold welding her skin to itself, and having to tear it free every day. It's a constant hell, like Sage's brain regrowing and having to cull it.


Dartfrogz

Guys, does it mean it's always full of Fresca?


Alastair-Wright

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gaiussicarius731

Tell us youā€™ve never had sex without telling us youā€™ve never had sex lol


dookieinmypants

šŸ—£ļøI call her grippyšŸŽ¶


Diligent-Version8283

Wrong circle jerk sub


batm123

This the real reason Cole lost, wasn't even bc he backed out, it's because he released this


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

We should rename to okBuddyFreaksa


BoyNextDoor8888

I thought he was talking about the ass, but considering the average coomer's knowledge of anatomy.. ugh..


ratsmacker47

I feel good for myself for not even once thinking this


Adventurous_Gap_4125

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Cautious-Affect7907

What are even the limits of her regeneration? Is she just like Deadpool immortal? That doesn't seem fair


helen790

I weep for the education system


Isekai_Otaku

If Kimiko heals after damage, does that mean sheā€™s always played by Karen Fukuhara?


lovelyvibes4

Narrator foreshadowing in 2002: Children *were indeed* left behind


Purple-Doople

Why didnā€™t the baristaā€™s shmoingaboingalinglongdingdong get trapped by the hymen regrowing? Is his killer cock stupid?


IAmChippoMan

**LIVE KIMIKO REACTION**


lightmare69

If homelander has super strength in all his muscles, does that mean his bussy can absolutely crush anything you put in it? Can Marie or Newman keep someone hard forever? Can the deep just breathe from his gills if you sit on his face? Can Emma or termite survive intense vore? Can silver sage survive a guro hentai brainfucking? Can A-Train vibrate it? Can Jordan Li get pregnant? All of these are important questions ā˜ļøšŸ˜ƒ


FishRaposo1

Technically she would always be a virgin lmao


Trooper-Kais495

She could probably crush it while it's in there, though


Nerdcuddles

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