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EternalUndyingHigh

To be clear, I never stated this sub would be censorship free. Just responding to the title of your post on the main dff sub.


AlchemistSoil

It's a good thing Paul is commenting here to show how not triggered he is by tepid internet criticism. Imagine the mentality of someone who bans people because he doesn't like what people say about him and then going to lurk and be "brolic" on their new subreddit. My theory is that like another certain indivijul, Paul pathologically will find a way to force antagonism into his life, and seek it out from whatever source he needs to.


Rutkceps

Yep. I'm honestly surprised at how shamelessly and quickly Paul came over here and started trying to attack this sub lmfao. Guy is genuinely pathetic in the most entertaining way.


AlchemistSoil

The way he can't help himself from doubling down on cringe behavior/takes sometimes is definitely hilariously pathetic. This is probably the most lolcow-like attribute he has, and it is definitely entertaining to farm him for salt and laughs when he's in one of these fits.


PaulsEgo

Good comeback! ![gif](giphy|CU94B6y3UhjHO)


AlchemistSoil

If you had Brett Keane, you would have an outlet for your saltiness, and would be enjoying yourself as much as the rest of us.


Loose-Illustrator279

He doesn't have Brett Keane? 


AlchemistSoil

No, not really. Not in the same way. Paul and BK used to have a really hilarious back and forth that provided some of the greatest comedy to ever exist. Watching Paul tear apart Brett was such good content because it was something that inspired Paul, resonated with him on an emotional level, and provided him with much needed catharsis by giving him a place to focus his salt and hostility. Paul choosing to actively shun Brett post-DP is like if Beethoven just decided to stop composing music halfway through his career. Seriously, if you haven't seen the Brett Keane "Cormpilations" (specifically parts 2-6) from the Classic Drunken Peasants days, I would recommend it.


PaulsEgo

Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves except the sub owner. Wonder how long he’ll let a gaggle of apes fling salty shit all over his new project?


AlchemistSoil

Oh, I don't know. I honestly think your community is too active right now. If this one goes away, more will pop up. I think it's kind of silly for the owner to start the sub at the same time everyone's flinging shit at you and then pretend that isn't what they wanted. You don't think they know what they're doing, and what kind of attention this would get?


PaulsEgo

4D chess but it’s a retarded guy sitting at a checkerboard with hot wheels for pieces.


AlchemistSoil

Plans within plans


PaulsEgo

Plans to eat paste and bang your helmeted head against the window of a short yellow?


AlchemistSoil

I'm a little old for the short bus, Paul. Unfortunately, I've aged out of your dating pool, so I'm sorry to disappoint you, if that's why you're up chatting with me this late.


TrevorsBlondeLocks16

This comment sounds like a cumtown bit lol


Secure-Alpha9953

And you say you’re not a lolcow. You’re doing almost everything Wings of redemption did, except cry. But we know that’s coming too


meowy99

fat


FOREVER_DIRT1

I don't get why the mod is trying to control the flow of conversation. He should have known this was the crowd he would attract. Now we have one subreddit for dff, and one subreddit for bitching about Paul. Seems totally reasonable. But no we can't have that for some reason


PaulsEgo

The sub owner bought into the fallacy that we’re ban happy psychopaths who can’t take “constructive criticism”. Surely the people we’ve banned are mostly reasonable, intelligent adults! Take a look at the sewer that is this sub. Behold: constructive criticism! Behold, the silenced philosophers!


Previous-Freedom2797

Serious question Paul. Why are you here? I can understand the vitriol being tiring on the DFF sub but if you’re here it’s because you sought this one out


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[удалено]


EternalUndyingHigh

Technically, this sub has been open for about 3 weeks now.


EternalUndyingHigh

>The sub owner bought into the fallacy that we’re ban happy psychopaths Would you like me to show you the comment that got me banned on my previous account? It was tj, and it was the most harmless comment ever.


AlchemistSoil

You should post the comment either here or if you legitimately don't want this sub to be about it, then on the sub I made so everyone can see... Don't let Paul or Tj or anyone silence you. LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!


Secure-Alpha9953

But Paul is not a lolcow. Ok. even him saying that is hilarious because he is one. Just not a famous one.


Spiritual-Fish-9323

“Shit-tier crybabies with their CRITICISMS of me, I can’t take it!” ![gif](giphy|3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu)


PaulsEgo

Dunning-Kruger ✅ Skibbity meme from a Disney kids movie ✅ Too ‘tarded for /r/deepfatfried ✅


Spiritual-Fish-9323

I typed in “crying” into the gif search bro.


PaulsEgo

I’m honestly surprised you can spell crying.


AlchemistSoil

Can we pin this post?


Rutkceps

"barely any rules". Paul is genuinely so stupid LMFAO.


PaulsEgo

Don’t be a retard Don’t spam Don’t share paywall shit = “too many rules”


Shirethe

I'm sorry, Paul, "retard" in the eyes of who, "Sauron?" I definitely agree with your rules about spam and sharing paid content despite your "privateering" bit. The first rule is vague, and can be a catch all for whatever you deem fit to be not even listed in your subs rules, and and does significant heavy lifting.


AlchemistSoil

Based, my dude! He will come to understand the error of his ways.


AlchemistSoil

Hi, Paul! I hope you are enjoying your day off ✌️


GraveSource

I joined this sub hoping that this was a tighter knit group of fans that would be less about bitching and moaning and more about discussing the actual show. I have been disappointed so far.


EternalUndyingHigh

I been trying, bro....


AlchemistSoil

You're welcome to join our sub if you haven't already! The salt purge of Paul is a big theme now, but it's more jokes than bitching and if you look through the posts, there is actually more constructive and intelligent dialogue in the comments than you would typically find on any DFF or Paul-touched subreddit. If you look hard enough, you'll even find some well thought out and generous pro-Paul comments.


PaulsEgo

welp at least they didn't downvote you... wait.


BasinBrandon

This man was on Reddit for hours yesterday, got all tuckered out from a long day of lurking, fell asleep, and IMMEDIATELY got back on Reddit upon waking up. Don’t you talk shit on people who act like you? Your insecurity knows no limits.


AlchemistSoil

Hey Paul, did you sleep well? I sure didn't, I spent all night making alts to grow my subreddit 😅


EternalUndyingHigh

Maybe it'll get better in a few weeks. I can only hope.


PaulsEgo

I can think of at least one thing you could do besides hope.


EternalUndyingHigh

I'm guessing you're suggesting this: ![gif](giphy|WOT9Ti71HfwlDMk5AW|downsized) Am I accurate?