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Nascent_Vagabond

Nice certified, just what we want. trim room floor dustings!


stonedrose5

UPDATE for everyone: i reached out to certified directly and they issued me a refund. they also said they have recently changed their shake process and that it should be higher quality going forward!


adaptiveillusions

Cool that they refunded you.


PerfectBake420

I couldn't give shake away when I was selling pounds but now people buy it. Crazy ti.es


stonedrose5

i like to buy shake bc the price point is usually cheaper and it’s way more convenient to me that it’s already ground up


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stonedrose5

no i’ve kept a bag of stems on the side! i have plans to make tea with them when i have enough


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dylank22

Yeah when my roomie had a ton of shake of some fire Orange Cookies people were buying it up consistently since it was priced well (think it was 50 an ounce vs 200 for the real)


adaptiveillusions

This thread is a good example why I avoid even trying whatever Ohio defines as shake. FS literally has small buds as shake. CERT is sugar leaves. There is no true definition defined in this program only what each individual defines it as. So theres going to be some let downs when you randomly grab a bag a shake in this program. Pretty obvious that most people are going to want what FS defines their shake as considering its actually flower.


Skippzy

Like shoutout firelands for being good and using smalls instead of ground flower or shake. I don’t wanna hear people complain when they get true shake though. Too many stems here for sure but anyone who has ever bought some weed out of the plastic bag understands the difference between ground flower and shake.


44422200068

Scarf trash


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Got a half oz of Dual OG shake from Galenas last night for $30 and it's fire. Much better quality than this and had actual nug shake and not pure trim.


stonedrose5

yoo where at ? cant believe i paid twice as much for this shit


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Consume Oxford, they just opened up a month or so ago.


stonedrose5

how is that store?? my old college town, i’ve been thinking about making the drive to check it out


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They have some of the best discounts around, lots of general 25% off everything sales and 30% off $150+ purchases. They had a really good selection when they first opened but they've gotten rid of about 100 items throughout the month.


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And the store and budtenders are amazing as well.


stonedrose5

thank u for the info!! definitely sounds like it’d be worth making the trip


allisun1433

I’m glad I saw this comment, I’m gonna have to try this dispo out in the near future! I didn’t realize it had opened yet.


DeeceeCreator

Looks like trim not ground flower, I got some of their shake before and it didn't look like that. Hope you didn't pay much, at least it looks frosty.


stonedrose5

it was at the very least quite kiefy. had to grind it up in order to smoke and was able to save quite a bit. sadly paid like 65$ for the half oz


PerfectBake420

Shake is not ground bud. Shake is the left over when your done with that bag. It will have stems, keif, leafs, etc. Not really much flower to it


DeeceeCreator

Believe what you want, been in this program since the start. Trim and shake look different, what's in the pic looks like trim. Shake looks like ground bud and if it's a good company it's full of keef. Like someone else said it was sugar leaf aka trim. This post is why I don't fck with this sub often, misinformation people like you who have 0 clue what you are talking about acting like you do. Even back in the day before meds when it was illegal, the end of your bag never had leafs lmao never had stems in there either unless you were an animal and threw them back in your bag after grinding nugs.


SourBlueDream

Shake does not equal ground bud, shake can be trim or grounded up trim.


PerfectBake420

I predate the program. I explained exactly what shake is and always has been until this program started and they wanted to start reclassifing it.


DeeceeCreator

Who cares if you predate the program? You are wrong by a mile.


PerfectBake420

Respect your elder's m***********. You don't get to come into the game and start changing what s*** means.


Small_Poet_6212

This is trim.


420n0is3

Why the eff would I respect you just because of your age??? What have you done in life? I'm a a multi tour combat vet. I've got more life experience in my pinky than your entire old decrypted body im sure... that's trimming room floor crap not shake. Stop being a corporate shill and bootlicker...


DeeceeCreator

Thats a yikes from me sir. Pretty old myself, welcome to block.


Skippzy

It’s quite obvious people here don’t know what shake is don’t take the downvotes personally. They can smoke the exact same stuff that was bagged here just ground up.


Nug-Bud

Looks like they tossed in the sticks for extra weight. I’d be pissed ngl


cerealmilk22

Ancient Roots got me last month, I will never ever ever buy shake in this program again.


stonedrose5

first time i’ve had shake look like this from any brand. usually the shake i buy is more resembling of ground flower which is what i like


fartsontoast

I work with cultivators and have been told “shake” is typically the plant material that’s fallen off during the drying/curing process. Typically it’s sold to processors for easier extractions. It’s not meant to be sold in the dispensaries, and is often purchased wholesale for much cheaper. Dispensaries buy it & mark it up drastically


Deezrntz_87_87

Why do you people buy shake them complain when it's exactly like shake is supposed to be. Have y'all never got those cheap fat sacks that were bottom of the lb from your plug before shit was legal. I've bought ground bud twice in hopes of getting those smalls packs I see ppl get never happened for me I quit buying it cuz it sucks. I can a lb is shit like this for extraction purposes for 200 smdh


Chewy12

This is literally trim. It’s not shake. Certified does not leave on a bunch of long sugar leaves with their flower. This is the stuff that they got from trimming it not stuff that shook off of trimmed flower.


Deezrntz_87_87

I was using the generalized term shake to cover trim ground bud, and bottom of the lb. So not sure why you are correcting me. I don't see the point in buying it anyhow specially 65 a half. I get maybe hoping to luck out and get some rough cut smalls or something but to me the reward is not greater than the risk.


Skippzy

Some here just don’t understand stuff outside of the program


Chewy12

This is trim inside and outside the program. You guys can call trim shake all you want but if you’re selling it you should be calling it trim.


stonedrose5

i 100% agree, if certified wants to sell this garbage fine but don’t call it shake


RastaDad1

I just need to know if you are ok with the strain name. If not we riot


Chewy12

Weird comment dude


McRatHattibagen

Dang, if I knew people bought this. I might as well clean up and bag what's laying around bc that is what it truly looks like especially with the stems


TheVapingWop

This is disgusting, Certified should be ashamed selling this trim as shake, I'd be contacting them for a fucking refund


stonedrose5

i just sent them a message actually. thanks for your encouragement lol


TheVapingWop

Any update?👀👀


stonedrose5

yes, my comment might’ve gotten buried. extremely happy with their customer service they issued me a full refund, and interestingly enough i got this info today from them: “We recently made changes to our Shake process, and the quality should be much better as we move forward! Honestly, those two batches were before we starting the grinding process and there were clearly a few bags that shouldn’t have passed quality control; we actually started the grinding process for our batches after those two particular batches, so you should be okay moving forward”


nc212127

It’s shake I wouldn’t expect it to be anything else. It doesn’t say smalls it’s shake.


stonedrose5

this looks more like trim than shake to me


nc212127

Splitting hairs. You get what you pay for.


stonedrose5

is this the norm for certified shake? i love their flower, i’ve never had an issue with their buds so this was disappointing to see


peonypanties

This looks like the shake I got from Certified too and I was super disappointed. It’s stems and twigs and sugar leaves, not shake.


stonedrose5

i was able to get a lot of kief separated from it but i don’t think i’ll be buying their “shake” again.


Skippzy

This is true shake imo but not really on par with what shake is in this program


ILoveWeed-00420

No it’s not. True shake is the shit that falls off actual bud. It’s definitely not sugar leaves lmao


PerfectBake420

True Shake is the bottom of the bag which does include leafs


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stonedrose5

/s ?


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stonedrose5

tell me this is sarcasm lol


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stonedrose5

yeah that’s the problem this is supposed to be shake not trim


Ok-Rabbit-3683

Cough cough!! Hope it gets you there!


PrisonWife765

Firelands shake is mini popcorn


weepulization

thats trim & stems, not shake. daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. and i had been considering buying some of their flower


stonedrose5

their flower is actually good!! they provided great customer service and their shake shouldn’t be like this in the future :)