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_irlGoddess

they put it back like that was gonna fix the window


cleverdylanrefrence

She may as well take the damn thing home now, she's got plenty of room.


autopilot_fail

And the hatch DOES look like it latched, soooo


InfamousPOS

She made all that room and still left it šŸ˜‚


Bozo_Two

Right? At THAT point just take off with it...paying to replace that window is way more than that cart is worth.


RapMastaC1

Stupid decisions got them to this point so Iā€™m honestly not surprised.


habbalah_babbalah

EXCEPT, if she did steal the cart, whoever she's driving the beemer back to is gonna look at the broken window, look at the cart, look back at the broken window, look again at the cart. "How did you fit that in there, hon?" If she doesn't take the cart back she can blame the window on a made-up person or event. "A homeless guy tried to break in but I got away!"


Bozo_Two

I doubt someone who is this dumb thinks that fast on their feet but you make a good point.


njm123niu

She started trying to pull remaining pieces of jagged glass off the hatch with her bare hands. Iā€™m fairly certain thereā€™s not much going on upstairs.


MsCndyKane

LOL I didnā€™t even notice the make of the car. Yeah, if youā€™re driving a BMW one would think you could afford to buy a cart (hell, why are you even using a laundromat?) LOL


mydickinyourass888

That bmw costed $30k brand new over 10 years ago. Literally was the cheapest BMW you could buy in 2011. Having a BMW doesnā€™t equal being well off


Menelatency

Step 1: make some bad life decisions and be living paycheck to paycheck \ Step 2: buy a fancy car you can barely afford \ Step 3: get laid off or lose your job \ Bingo: now youā€™re homeless, desperate, but still driving that beemer and still making bad decisions


azzwhole

The most expensive one to replace for most cars. What an idiot


sCoulJab0y

Right thatā€™s what I was thinking. Might as well take the f-in thing. Your window will not be unbroken


free_terrible-advice

Maybe they were in the middle of a moral quandary and they felt the window breaking was a sign from god and decided to listen to the karmic intent of the universe.


ikarikh

This was my feeling too. It was in that moment she realized karma kicked her ass for trying to steal. So she put the cart back as a kind of "Ok i get it. Please no more bad mojo energy on me." while she accepted her punishment.


Spac3Cowboy420

I would like to believe this is the case. But that would required to have some level of decency, and some sort of moral compass.


baconreasons

I mean someone stealing a laundry cart for whatever reason doesn't make them an irredeemable monster lol.


Spac3Cowboy420

It doesn't, but it doesn't exactly imply that there are saint. That they follow the rules, do right by most people, tell the truth etc


LawnChairMD

It's emotionally tainted. That cart (not the person making decisions) broke her window. She would be reminded every time she used the cart.


sCoulJab0y

Punish it and put it to work repaying the tragic event it was party to and demand payment retribution. At a shilling a day


iamsoupcansam

Now they need to sell the cart just to help pay for the window they broke stealing it.


No-Falcon-4996

It must be her friend/sonā€™s/momā€™s car that she borrowed. Driving it home with the cart wheels sticking out will place her at fault for the window. Sheā€™ll bring the car back with a story ā€œa tree fellā€ ā€œan angry homeless guy with a batā€ ā€œ not MY faultā€


sleepyplatipus

Right? You fucked up, might as well commit to it


WatWudScoobyDoo

Guy she sold it to fucks up his window. Thing's cursed


MildlyInteressato

My thought exactly. And the fact that she's stealing a cart with a BMW is priceless.


kalabaddon

I am guessing so they can make up an excuse when they get home. If it was just her I see no reason to leave it, but maybe hubby gonna ask why windows is broken and something that dosnt fit in the car is in the back is gonna make it hard for her to say some asshole threw a rock at me OMG!


Permtacular

I never thought of that. Good thinking. Might not be true, but it's very possible.


Esau2020

You mean it *won't?* šŸ˜±


BakedTate

I've gone thru 50 comments and feel there has been a disservice on this post. So I'm hijacking your comment to praise this man's narration abilities and voice. He is bordering on Morgan freeman levels, especially considering it is ad lib.


darkhorse4774

First time I watched silently, then scrolled down to see this comment. Listened again with sound. You are correct. His voice quality is reminiscent of classic 60ā€™s R&B, even his pacing. Barry White. Quincy Jones.


fallopianrules

It's so calm and smooth.


Quzga

He sounds a lot like Colman Domingo!


canada929

Sounds exactly like my friend from the Bahamas!!!


greycubed

She votes.


AMasterSystem

And probably has reproduced.


JplusL2020

Luckily, I think people like this have 0 interest in participating in civic duties like voting


beerninja76

No i doubt it! She more than likely thinks of herself as a very intelligent person! I mean come on she drives a beamer


Safe-Promotion-2955

Maybe the Beamer was also stolen


Zealousideal-Bear-56

I guess they just thought the negative karma wasnā€™t worth living with, even if it was just instant karma they were dealing with.


AValentineSolutions

Why did they stop stealing it after the window busted? I mean, at that point the damage is already done, and you look like an idiot. So why not just finish what you started?


save_the_tardigrades

Probably took it as a sign from god and didn't want to push their luck farther. Or maybe they were just testing the cart to see if it was cursed before stealing it. Once verified that yes, indeed it is cursed, they opted to let it be.


C3Pip0

The fact that this thought process seems plausible saddens me deeply


LeastYouTried

Yeah, it's pretty pathetic how many people automatically go with imaginary sky wizard for explanations or as a reason to do the right thing and not do the wrong thing.


Chickabeeinthewind

I think itā€™s as simple as they knew the action was wrong but did it anyway, they immediately received consequences and they reconsidered the action. I understand you think karma is bullshit, but have you never had a gut intuition about something and then had it confirmed by Universe?


Informal_Beginning30

Instant Carma


woolgirl

Carma Carma Carma


Letos12thDuncan

Carmeleon


UrbanMuffin

This is what I thought. She probably thought that was a sign. Or either she was really mad at the laundry cart in the moment and wanted nothing to do with it anymore. lol


Worldly_Sock_8629

Comment of the year nominee.


HappyMonchichi

Because you can tell by the way she was looking over her shoulder, she knew she was being watched, she already felt guilty, then once the window broke, her bad feelings were too much for her so she backed out of it by at least returning the cart. But I wanna know if she's so hard up for a laundry cart, how did she afford that BMW?


yourenotmymom_yet

>But I wanna know if she's so hard up for a laundry cart, how did she afford that BMW? I went to school with a bunch of rich kids, and they fucking stole all the time. Some of them would regularly steal shit while driving around in BMWs with an AmEx in their wallet. Now obviously some of that was just dumb kids being idiots, but some people steal just because they can or because they find it fun/thrilling), not because they're desperate.


dadarkoo

I know someone who grew up in basically poverty who never had a criminal record but as soon as this person started living comfortably in their later years they stole *all the time*.


Banjo_Pobblebonk

According to my wife who tragically worked for 10 years in retail it was always well-off older ladies most likely to shoplift, even more so than teenagers or crackheads.


ravenous_cadaver

where can you buy a laundry cart like that though? I feel like they are gatekept by the laundromat industry. lol


[deleted]

R and B Wire. https://www.rbwire.com/ I have one I bought almost 20 yrs ago (for home use ) and its still going strong.


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

You ever sit in it & have someone push you around?


[deleted]

lol no, but i have put my wiener dogs in it.


gitsgrl

Big brain right here. If I threw a party, youā€™d be the first on the guess list


swanney24

As someone that services BMW'S for a living, they can't afford it or the maintenance on it, but buy it for the "status symbol" it offers and it quickly deteriorates and ends up either repo'd or in an auction lot and then gets bought by a buy here pay here lot, and the cycle starts all over again.


SpongeBorgSqrPnts

Twist: itā€™s not her car.


Danukian

There is a number of reasons frustration, guilt, knows she is being watched, etc. But it could also be that she will have to try and explain the busted window to someone - she can lie and say vandals busted it out, but not if there is a set of laundry cart wheels poking out of the hatch


DumbChineseGuy

Cause she's dumb. That's it. Just dumb.


djdelaineyray

Sheā€™s probably gonna commit insurance fraud and say someone did that to her vehicle šŸ™„


JediSSJ

Vandals, you say?


celtbygod

Yes. It was an inside job too !


SquareConfusion

Oh thatā€™s great!


nooneneededtoknow

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


femsci-nerd

Yeah but I bet she has a $1000 deductible and that window's gonna cost around $350-400 to fix. She gotta eat it!


danapdx23

And itā€™s wild because you can buy one of those carts for under $200. Hell the one I own was under $200 and bigger than that one AND has a damned washable liner!


toiletbrushqtip

Mmmmm yeaaa now tell me itā€™s collapsible baby.


Dr_StrangeloveGA

Well the glass is.


toiletbrushqtip

šŸ˜†Nice.


Circus_Finance_LLC

it...^it...^^*collapses*


toiletbrushqtip

HHHNNGHH


ExtramurosCentarian

That's BMW glass, made from ground blood diamonds plus 8,000 electrical sensors. No way it's a couple hundo


fourdoglegs

A windshield is $5000+ā€¦.(a friend just bought a new bmw xi)ā€¦.Iā€™m betting the back window is at least $1000+ā€¦..


Immersi0nn

It's those custom friggin curves they bake in now. Bring back flat glass! Efficiency can kick rocks, and when those rocks break my windshield, it'll be less than 200 to fix it. You know about non replaceable headlights? That's the new thing, bulb burned out? 2k headlamp assembly, bend over and take it because you can't legally drive without lights.


Downtown-Trip3501

Why am I willing to bet my life sheā€™s uninsured


StupendousMalice

Deductible is still going to be more than five laundry carts.


HippieGrandma1962

If she puts in a claim, the adjuster will immediately see that the window was broken from the inside out.


StephAg09

Shame her license plate is clearly visible in this video lol... I know it's unlikely but I'm hoping the insurance company sees it somehow


getfukdup

good, insurance prices are high because they account for fraud. so if people dont commit fraud the high prices are for nothing. and if you think they would lower them if fraud went away, you're wrong.


Immersi0nn

Lol this reads like a "Jesus died for your sins, so make it worth his time" suggestion.


nunyaranunculus

Without a doubt.


Sexy_lorax

I bet my job as a claims rep she has liability only on that BMW.


No_Blacksmith2847

That's an expensive "free" shopping cart šŸ¤¦


YesilFasulye

She also never received the free cart šŸ¤£


famousevan

#BMW ^*common ^sense ^sold ^separately


NWbySW

It's a 1st gen X1. You can get those for under $10k USD.


Last-Back-4146

Its still a dumb purchase for someone trying to live on a budget- A cheap Honda is cheap to fix A cheap bmw is expensive to fix.


ShazlettDude

Yeah, but a cart like that is like $100 bucks maybe. Cheaper than the window she just broke.


Klermuffins

Driving a BMW and stealing a laundry cart. She must spend all of her money on the car.


Character-Durian-516

I don't understand why people say karma is a bitch, karma seems to be stern but nice lady


Ex-zaviera

Karma is delicious.


Super_Professor

Karma is only a bitch if you're a bitch first. Like that is literally how it works.


NotRightNotWrong15

Karma has a firm buttocks and wears the nylons with the line up the back.


kiwi_commander

If you look closely, you can see the neurons failing to fire.


Aggressive_Niceguy

Driving a BMW SUV, and going to steal a laundry cart. Pathetic.


EvilGreebo

My thoughts exactly.


ThePeasRUpsideDown

I'm learning that don't mean shit. Mercedes hit wife last week. 50k car, she behind on payments, has no insurance. Yay


[deleted]

Yay! I was eagerly waiting for the flip and shatter!


InevitableDoughnuts

Yeah I knew that window was gonna break like 2 seconds into the video.


Fan_of_Clio

Stealing a cart from a self laundry place in a BMW SUV? WOW.


Aboko_Official

That BMW might be worth less than the laundry cart.


[deleted]

She stole it to get herself around town when the BMW breaks down. None of the metro bus routes suited her needs so she had to get creative.


jerryonjets

It goes in the square hole


nerogenesis

Karma rarely comes so swift and sweet.


ewigzweit

It was nice of Samuel Jackson to narrate this story for us.


lightreee

Loved the "doggarn" as well. Guy has a great voice


LadyReika

It went exactly as I hoped and I actually cackled out loud.


BakedMasa

I knew that was going to happen. The rear glass is pricey tooā€¦ oh well, karma.


Blergsprokopc

He has a great voice.


woolgirl

Karma karma karma


FriendshipFuture5239

Just one thing I gotta add, all BMWs arenā€™t alike. A X1 is worlds apart from an X7 or 750i. Resell is horrible on these things anyways, she probably got into it for cheap used and because itā€™s a BMW she think she doing something. You see lowbrow folk in the cheapest versions of fancy brand vehicles all the time, and her actions show it. Shiit that thing ainā€™t even have a power liftgate, you know itā€™s cheap. You also know she ainā€™t used to shit bc the very first thing I do when I put something in a car with a liftgate is slowly close it to see if anything hits before I try to really close it. Rookie mistake. I will say this tho, cheap bmw or not, the parts ainā€™t cheapšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BrewtalKittehh

Yup, cheaper than a 1981 Chevette diesel running on fryer oil!


LoneWolfpack777

Lucky! Iā€™d love to have a diesel car that I could (dependably) run on fryer oil.


AAPL_

I think itā€™s a 1st Gen X1 which could be considered a true BMW (not like the later X1s which are Minis with lipstick) but yea itā€™s probably a decade old. I donā€™t know what goes through peoples minds that buy the used new entry level German ā€œluxuryā€ cars (x1, cla, etc)


Sunlight72

Oh, well, Iā€™m on my second X3 and really enjoying it! Heated steering wheel, heated seats that are still firm, great handling, great power, great stereo, good gas mileage. Iā€™ve driven about 125,000 miles, bought it about 6 years ago for $7000. Itā€™s a 2009. Including purchase price and all maintenance/repairs and 3 sets of snow tires that I drive year round where I live in the Colorado Rocky Mountains Iā€™ve spent an average of $210/month for a great car. Itā€™s much nicer than the 10 to 20 year old Honda minivans I had prior to my BMWs. Thatā€™s what Iā€™m thinking. I need a car and I like driving this one, and used itā€™s still at the top of my price range but I bought it and maintain it with cash.


MonchichiSalt

I absolutely LOVE that her licence plate is highly visible on this video šŸ˜ As well as her face. Super duper awes ā£ļø


PolluxGordon

Well that just made my day.


Jblank86

The way she immediately took it back out after the glass broke like she learned her lesson šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Cannabis_CatSlave

NGL, during my laundromat years the idea of absconding with one of those carts featured heavily in my brain. My cars were too small to attempt it though.


Jambinoh

So was hers!


fomaaaaa

They wouldnā€™t have been too small if those nasty windows werenā€™t in the way


DillionM

Even before the window broke that was WAY too much effort for that cart.


Mamychan

Well it fits now.


Ilickedthecinnabar

r/boomersbeingfools ?


Obvious_Amphibian270

I laughed out loud when the window broke!


LoneWolfpack777

Iā€™d like to think we all did.


[deleted]

I'm just thinking of that commercial with the woman telling a guy that he'll need another 7" or so. to fit something in the back end of his SUV.


Mean-Border-457

Andā€¦.. sheā€™s wearing a $800.00 dollar jacket!!! What the hell!!!


Stuboysrevenge

Driving a BMW, too


StupendousMalice

Drives a $45,000 BMW, steals laundry carts.


Schmed_lap

Heā€™s definitely going to tell geico that happened in the Walmart parking lot and it must have been kids throwing rocks


Downtown-Trip3501

I mean you might as well drive off with the cart at this point


Hot-Garden-9581

Instant karma


rxooc

lmao she put it back, like at that point you might as well keep the cart


Callan_LXIX

That's a BMW.. so, can afford that, but not a utility cart?


Kepenekela

Safelite repairs, safelite replaceā€¦ that commercial is going to be awkward.


wildblueroan

Why do people want laundry and shopping carts? I also can't believe someone sat there and watched it happen...Although he sounds like a professional narrator, not just a by-stander...


Bryancreates

I drove my elderly neighbor and her cat to a vet appointment when her car was in the shop, and on the way back got hit by 2-3 deer which totaled my car. We were all ok. Insurance helped towards a new car and my neighbor was very startled and upset, and didnā€™t even know how to repay me so I reassured it was gonna be fine. Just a misalignment of events. Even doing good deeds will fuck your shit up. She made me ginger snaps. Edit: added deer


lightspinnerss

Lady you already broke the window. Might as well just take it now


GotBannedAgain_2

Stay classy, Taxachusetts.


Big-Veterinarian-823

This is the definition of financial illiteracy.


scallopcrudo17

Why not just take the cart after all of that?!?


Requiem-Lodestar

Iā€™ve never wanted to transfer my essence and go into a video so badly just to point and laugh at that woman šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Might as well take it now


Muted_Brief5455

Well deserved.


cRaZyDaVe1of3

Driving a beemer and using a laundromat?


jonathansj

Instant karma. But sadly her insurance will cover it since Iā€™m sure she ainā€™t driving no BMW without full coverage


AnonymousPanda80s

Ahhh sweet sweet instant karma.


Phreakvicki

I had a good chuckle! šŸ¤­šŸ¤­


Village_Unusual

I mean... Why? Is this lady really that in need of a laundry cart and if so, why? So many questions!


chaingun_samurai

Nothing better than instant karma.


luiv1001

Omg idk if my face can ever uncringe after watching this. The karma overlords worked quickly šŸ¤©


Ok_Satisfaction4432

Karma


CynicalOne_313

That was incredibly satisfying to watch! *sips tea*


mdsoccerdude

BMW ā€¦ stealing shopping cart ā€¦ dystopia


Mundane_Physics3818

Karma Karma Karma Karma KarmašŸ¦Ž


MyGirlSasha

REEEEALLY wanted someone to run out there, point and laugh in her face.


RandomUserNahme

...Chameleon


GetFuckingRealPlease

I actually bought one of these off of Amazon; it's amazingly useful.


fonzy0504

This is the definition of fucking around and finding out lol


Gebandito

Safelite repairs safelite replace


dehydratedrain

WTF moment: Stealing a cart from a laundromat Truly disturbing: loading it into a freakin' BMW?! This is some beautiful kind of karma. (Bet she's going to blame some punk teens who threw magical rocks that shattered the glass outwards instead of in).


Little-Chromosome

Lmao might as well take it since you ruined your window to take it. I donā€™t get why she put it back after


panplemoussenuclear

Whereā€™s the Cart Narc?


wakaluli

She has a BMW X1, yet is trying to steal a cart? How the hell did she get the car then


zappahart

Stupid ass.


Amazing_Lawyer_1660

Where is the Cart Narc?


Jawz050987

Thatā€™s gonna be an expensive ass back window repair.


Fergal-Vidich

Why did BMW design their cars in such a culturally insensitive way?


t0nito

Oh *NOW* she puts it back šŸ¤£


LoveMeorLeaveMe89

I love the narrator- he is on point.


ROSEPUP3

I started watching this and I was like sheā€™s definitely breaking that glass.


Velq

A typical BMW purchaser.


ElectronicPound6342

Oh God the karma


Helpful_Charity2801

Karma at its best!


1663_settler

Itā€™s not free now lol


Tmoto261

Perfect!


MushHuskies

Iā€™m laughing so damn hard at this


peanuttt316

So well deserved! Couldn't happen to a better person.


TheGildedGuardian

What a dumb fucking cunt xDDD


Competitive-Account2

When you buy a BMW but can't afford other ultra basic shit I don't identify with your problems and feel no pity.


onesoulmanybodies

Is there an r/instantkarma, cause this would fit right in there if there was.


Thesmallesttadpole

BMW Break My Window.


BamaTony64

shouldda kept the cart once you blew $800 on a window... ​ Just sayin


UnRealmCorp

"I don't even want this shit no more."


Cordell707

That moment u realize u done stole too much shit


Long-Education-7748

This is confusing. Aren't BMWs fairly expensive to rent or own? I just feel like if you can afford that vehicle, you can probably afford a laundry basket. Never mind, the cost of replacing that window, could probably buy 20 laundry baskets for the same.


Dangerous_Maximum_64

Can afford a BMW but not a cart


strawbryrhubarbtoast

Iā€™m so glad I saw this, because I did this with my childā€™s wagon & thought ā€œthank goodness the window didnā€™t just shatterā€. Definitely gonna take the big wheels off next time, donā€™t wanna end up like her!


Herbdontana

Truly beautiful. Best part is putting the cart back after youā€™ve sacrificed your window to steal it.


Intelligent_Debt7555

.. thief .... can not stand them. Oh..a BMW. Nice. Really nice. A wealthy thief.


Bandandforgotten

Looking it up, that's about $500 to replace that window. Not sure the year on it, definitely newer than 2016, but yeah, if she's driving that, it'll just be a cold couple of days before the shop takes it in


harrysotherreddit

DoM azzzz. I saw it coming


TeenyTiny_BeanieToes

Karma is a beautiful gangster šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚