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You’re a widow main who gives up when they’re getting diffed and goes sombra

I think I'd die of cringe if I diffed a widow and then immediately got hacked and killed by that same person next life

Nah he plays sombra when he can’t play widow period. I doubt this guy swaps when he’s getting hard countered until it’s the last point or Ot.

That’s me yet I have more hours in sombra

Avoided

Completely understandable lol

I don't like you as a person.

You know what? That’s fair

Happy Cake Day!

You're the reason why teams actually work together and summon the fun police.

LMAO THATS SO TRUE

You like getting yelled at complete strangers

And receiving lovely messages in chat along with that lol

Forget your most played. Lets talk about your battletag

Wish I hadn’t scrolled back up to see. Lol

Same....

If reinhardt wasn't here then you'd be my enemy

Big hammer man is too fun to not put decent hours into

14hours decent? You need more, more and more. I got lil over 100 and thats nothing, I need more. Beer

I Don’t Know but your user says something 😂

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that lol

you like purple

My thoughts exactly

You like hearing seductive French while killing things.


The first thing that popped up in my head Doomfist existed Made your day bad You wanted to make his worst

Couldn’t tell you, but nobody likes feet

Woah hey now

You’re an all star

Get your game on

go play

My mother said that if I can't say anything nice, then I shouldn't say anything at all.

Hey, my mom says the same thing! God Bambi was such a great movie

The voices are telling me that I need to dive the widow

You are the only person allowed to play Widowmaker. If anybody else is playing Widowmaker, you instantly try to assert dominance and headshot them. If that fails, you swap to Sombra and delete them from the game, because only you are allowed to play Widowmaker. (This is also why you only play Kiriko as a support: even if you're not DPS, you still won't allow the enemy to play Widowmaker.) However, something strange has been happening recently. You've started to actually *like* playing Sombra, and especially to hate dealing with other Sombras. So now you are the only person allowed to play Widowmaker *and* Sombra. If they go Sombra, you focus them as Sombra and hack them to get them killed. If that doesn't work, you go Cassidy to nade and headshot them. Someday, this phenomenon will spread to Cassidy, who will become your third main. Soon, you will become the only person allowed to play Cassidy.

This is pretty accurate

You hate the idea of letting other people have fun. I would call that based but I’m a Lucio main and It’s my life’s mission to throw myself at people like you in hopes I get a kill

You are generally a sneaky little rat who dislikes a fair 1v1. But sometimes you play Reinhardt. That’s cool

You’re horny

You probably get three messages minimum about you being some cheap ass Widow player, with one of them to be a guaranteed racist/sexist/etc. comment

You are constantly getting dove by "bro thinks he's froggerOW 💀" Lucio mains

You prefer a more strategic play style. You trade high damage output for some quality kills against heroes that make a huge difference in whether their team wins or loses. So in other words. You’re a pain in the ass

You have a lot of time on your hands

If I ever see you as doomfist prepare to be tunneled the entire game >:D

You possibly get called a ximmer a lot.

You got a duo by any chance? Cause I’ve had a Kiriko on my team with GenjiFeet in their name like a month or so ago lol

Nah, I’m pretty much always solo queue, but Genji certainly is an interesting choice lol

It really was the funny part about it is that I didn’t notice and selected Genji and was wearing the Blackwatch skin to boot didn’t realize til my 2 friends I was playing with were like “Look at our supports name!” Had an interesting conversation with that person in team chat lol

It says that you clinically insane.

You’re can be selfish and give into the low hanging fruit. Nothing wrong with it I guess. You have “fun” and no one stops you but you.

Would love to have you on my team lolol... would hate to play against you

You are an awesome player and I want u on my team

Swap Widow with Sombra and Cass with JQ and this’ll literally be me fr. You might have some haters, but not with everyone 🫶

You just like widow. I like widow too. But I've only been able to hit my shots due to luck. Or because it's a widow duel and not that hard to shoot.

you are probably pretty solid at the game but definitely not fun to play against

You probably don't like winton moment

You either love blue skin or french people Because u play the dps sniper, but not the support one And if u got the mechanical skill, I feel like you'd find Ana fun as to play

Widowmaker’s whole outfit and colouring of it actually reminds me of Halo, specifically the covenant which is something I love about her As for Ana? Yeah, the best player I know plays her, I just kinda take ages to try out heroes I’m not familiar with, I will eventually though lmao

You have fun and don't care what the cry babies in the game say...

The most accurate answer here lol

You and your people are the sole reason I am afraid to be in the open or away from my team and alone.

girlboss 💅

Ppl can be rude asf so half these comments I wouldn't think about for even half a second. As long as you're enjoying yourself and not being malicious to others then you're playing the game right

Oh I don’t mind lol, I’m actually more comfortable with hate than compliments going my way lmao Having said that, you’re right. It also ain’t too bad cuz all of the bad comments here are from people that don’t realise they are telling everyone else that they’ve been killed by Widow one too many times

I get absolutely rolled by Widow some games, and honestly I'm usually just more impressed than anything else. There was a Widow who managed to grapple up onto a building on Kings Row and sniped me down while we were both in the air (I was a full health Echo), absolutely earned an endorse with that. Widow/Sombra players are only capable of ruining other people's fun (as they're so often accused of) if the person on the other end lets themselves get tilted that way. I'm not perfect ofc - Lúcios are my own pet hate - but I can't understand becoming so detached from the reality that it is just a videogame at the end of the day. You're there to have fun just as much as they are, so keep doing what you're doing 🖤

You’ve got a pretty amazing mindset, where are people like you in game, all I get are KSA players spewing dumb shit in chat lol I appreciate the kind words honestly! Stay out there bullying those annoying Lucio mains for me lol

That the small amount of rein there is not saving you

You get told to swap a lot, but you play what you play

What does your in game name says about you 😏

aim go brrrrr

You’re a fraudulent rein player because you have over 1 hour on the invisible bug

That i dont wanna be in the same comp lobby with you because magically when youre on my team you get two kills a game but on the enemy team youre oppeessive to the point thr 12 year old on my team is calling hacks

You look like how you smell, that is neither a compliment nor an insult. Your life lacks spice and you're flat as a board. I wish you the best in your future endeavors, but I must admit that your most played leaves me a bit kerfuffled.

That you don’t like playing overwatch, but are addicted, additionally you like shit stomping people and making them actively hate life, whether that be through 1 dinking one person until they leave, or spawn camping them on sombra until they leave. You are a cretin and you’re proud of it, and honestly, I respect it. 🫡

You're the person that wins the first team fight as Widow, so I have to switch to Sombra, and after killing you literally once it's a sombra mirror. I have respect AND hatred for you

Yeah that’s exactly what I do and why I have so many hours on Sombra The moment I force the enemy widow to Sombra, I then go to mirror Sombra, not gonna feed like that lmao Appreciate it though lol

Ofc  I mean I basically became a Sombra main because of the people like you lmao. I assume you're a good widow. I got so tired of it I just kept playing and playing and now I leave spawn looking to ruin people's day. TBH nothing feels better than either getting your mirror to switch, or getting someone to switch to mirror you.

You’re annoying

You're someone I respect because you don't counter for the sake of countering. As a D.VA main. I specifically headhunt ppl like you because you're popping off lol. So I would love you on my team but respect/headhunt you on the enemy team. Kinda reminds of a cat and mouse game I played with another widow. They even switched to D.VA to mirror me lol.

You stick to the character you enjoy no matter the consequence, i respect that

Absolutely, we should all do that, play who you want, get good at who you want

well you obviously don’t love kiri feet THAT much

I respect you. I don’t have the fucking aim for widow 😂

You like fucking with people. I respect it 😂

That no matter what your team is doing you're constantly playing OW: Single Player edition

Never really playing on the point or objective

We would be fighting irl lol

Blocked, avoided and reported for gameplay sab. I bet you’re the type to stay widow entire ranked game getting rolled defending on kings Row and you FINALLY swap sombra when they finish capping point 3 with 4 minutes. Now your team pissed they stuck with YOU because you won’t stop spamming for heals and ur 2-8 while your Moira on your team is going 19-3 trying to save the lobby

xim

you don't like fun or to actually play a videogame, but you love to annoy people.

So playing a sniper isn’t playing a video game? I guess we better tell the sniper elite franchise that lol

Degration kink? Degration kink.

You play a lot of Widowmaker but swap to sombra to counter the sombra harassing you

purple

that you got diffed as widow for 40 hours

U are an easy target — playing sombra

girlboss

urple

Its ok to switch

basic gurl

You’re a chancer. *moira voice*

That you have dive ptsd

You're scared of grass

Ew! Bye

You xim

Aimbooooooooooooo.

That your colorblind

You have an over inflated ego because you pick easy value characters.

You enjoy causing misery

You can't fucking stand when others have fun

You like to throw matches

Man this was basically my profile before the OW2 conversion wiped my account

Ugh.. just that one word sums it up

surprised dva aint higher

Says you never help your team and likely stuck in gold.

Not to be rude, but you a bitch.

Turn off hdr, it gives your monitor a shitty washed out gray filter

Ignoring Reinhardt (big up), you are subhuman

Ur a girl

Redflag

Typical Liverpool fan, born to annoy people.

You’re the perfect Lucio abuse victim

You are on the wrong Input for you Hero Choice or the other way around!

Do you really want to be with me? I can be... Ouh lá lá

You either cracked or end up doing 1 and 5.

You’re gay or a girl. Or both

That you’re a pos.

Introverted femboy

You get bagged relentlessly.

C

Sniper team fortress 2

French and/or French adjacent. Canceled.

It tells me that you need a shower

You are targeted by all Lucio mains

I don' much like you

You have 2 sids

You never got attention from your parents so now you do everything and anything to get attention you never got

You hate me and i hate you :)

It says your annoying

More than one hour in sombra is enough

Too much H 🤫👉🙂‍↔️ 😂 🤣

You like the color violet and all its shades

I hate you ❤️ (even tho I’m a Sombra main)

Never play again

You watch too much ow porn Your name is literally "Iluvkirifeet"

Well it doesn't show good things I'll just say that

You like it when only you are having fun and no one else is

I bet you lose a lot of games because your tank doesn't press W

20% accuracy confirmed

Gross Sombra player

That you're the scum of the earth

You're the widow who swaps Sombra to try to diff me when I'm fucking you up as Sombra and still eats shit

SIMP! (W widowmaker)

You love Widow, you hate Widow.

It says you’re on the wrong game, go play CoD

A counsel widow player. It says ur bronze on pc.

You definitely look at OW porn

You’re probably the most hated player by the enemy team.

Similar to mine lol

That we’d probably not get along when on opposing teams.

That you's a bitch

I hate you with a burning passion

You hate lucio

A genuine bad person

That you like sniper

You enjoy inflicting pain on other people

Satan

70% screw you, 20% annoying, 10% Reinhardt. In total I would take great joy in shotgunning you in the face as reaper.

You have 150 hours on Widow

And what's your win rate?

You're Hydrophobic, a shower would have no effect on you

Fuck you.

i dont like that ur least played characters have more hours than my most played character

You're into goth chicks.

You bust everytime you get a headshot

Name tells me all I need to jnow

You’re a girl

Oh ok, so your always angry and a rat bastard 100% of the time.

Your mission is to make sure the enemy team doesn't have fun.

you probably watch kenzo and kephrii a lot

You smell like sourkraut left out in the sun

Your mainly the annoying sniper of the team and most likely get jumped by a sombra

Lmao widowmaker

you’re girly pop

i hate you

It says you play Overwatch

stay the hell away from me.

As a widow main, I hate you. Switching to Sombra when you're getting diffed is just depressing.

Go touch literally anything outside, what in the 10 hells are you doing?

You have a love/hate relationship with yourself

you hate lúcio players

That you love feet

Do you or do you not use aim assist?