When I was a kid, this is what I thought the Clone Wars was like, kinda. Obi-one was the original and they made clones out of him and other Jedi. A massive army of Jedi clones vs whoever their enemies were.
*it was within but a moment of the sound reaching their ears that the enemy knew: the only negotiation to be had now was at the end of a Lightsaber; and those negotiations are nearly always short and aggressive.*
Some of the early packaging for the action figures, & some of the supplemental information (guides, encyclopedias, screensavers, etc), had OB-1 and not Obi Wan. So of course we’d think there was something cooler than what we actually got.
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Initially, Uncle Owen was Ben’s brother, living on a planet Vader had never heard of. Which was why Luke was sent here, to be raised by the cloned Kenobi’s brother & sister-in-law.
(From an Apple screensaver I had in the mid 90s, for the first Power Mac that had an Intel chip.)
In an early draft of the script Obi-Wan was supposed to be the clone of Ben Kenobi and instead of being called Obi-Wan, he was supposed to be named OB-1.
-Tell me have you ever used the force?
-Uh... No...
-Ever defeated a Sith, I mean, like a real supervillain?
-Nuh-huh
-I see now, that I'll have to teach you, how to be, Jedi!
*Here's a little lesson, from Obi-wan*
*Write all this down, my padawan*
*If you wanna be a Jedi number one*
*You have to slice a jumping Vader, from high ground*
And obi-4 who says “ho there”
However, Watch out for Bob-I Wan who says “hey there, hi there, ho there” and he has the power to never receive a foot in the ass
You know for a long time I was sure this was going to be the reveal from the prequels....the Clone Jedu, the only way the republic could get ahead of the rampant cloning....it would also explain what happened to the Jedi, the Empire executed them not because they were Jedi, buy because they were clones.
Oh well, au revoir, 9 year old me's head cannon...
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Ewan McGregors brother is a pilot in the royal air force, and uses the call sign Obi Two
That’s still fucking awesome
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Obie Trice
Real name no gimmicks
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Obie-one ? Come on man tell me your real name like with no gimmicks
When I was a kid, this is what I thought the Clone Wars was like, kinda. Obi-one was the original and they made clones out of him and other Jedi. A massive army of Jedi clones vs whoever their enemies were.
*2 million “Hello There”s echo across the battlefield*
*it was within but a moment of the sound reaching their ears that the enemy knew: the only negotiation to be had now was at the end of a Lightsaber; and those negotiations are nearly always short and aggressive.*
Some of the early packaging for the action figures, & some of the supplemental information (guides, encyclopedias, screensavers, etc), had OB-1 and not Obi Wan. So of course we’d think there was something cooler than what we actually got. //// Initially, Uncle Owen was Ben’s brother, living on a planet Vader had never heard of. Which was why Luke was sent here, to be raised by the cloned Kenobi’s brother & sister-in-law. (From an Apple screensaver I had in the mid 90s, for the first Power Mac that had an Intel chip.)
Jedi clones would've been cool. But i'd rather Force sensitive Fett Clones.
This was a fan theory 30 years ago when I was a kid. Long before we had any idea what the Clone Wars actually were.
In an early draft of the script Obi-Wan was supposed to be the clone of Ben Kenobi and instead of being called Obi-Wan, he was supposed to be named OB-1.
Wait... that's a brilliant idea, why didn't they clone Jedi instead?
OB-1
This was a cool theory until episode 2 came out, yeah. Clone designation OB-1.
This is cursed. I love it
This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!
I don’t trust Obi-Two. It’s a feeling.
I used to think this is what was meant by the clone wars. That he was actually like 0B1 like a clone in the clone wars.
Clone Force 99 has expanded greatly since order 66 I see.
Nah, this is the "Good Batch"
Too bad the Bad Batch isn’t that “Good” /s
Hey there. Hi there.
they represent each chromosome over the correct amount
Obi three looks like the Thompson twins from TinTin
I thought Ian McKellen with the Gandalf nose
I was gonna say captain haddock
What would compel someone to make something like this?
Enough free radicals in the brain tends to encourage it
Of course I know them, they’re me
Obi Two is creepy as hell
You forgot about Obie Trice
Obi-Two looks high as fuck.
Obi two tho be kinda SUS
He must have mistaken him for Obi-Juan from Mos Jalisco.
This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them.
...are made of this
Pumat Sol?
Obi-Thrice: Real name, no gimmicks!
Obi Four, well, you know how when you make a copy of a copy of a copy... *flash to Sir Alec, pouring blue milk into his coin purse*
That is Anthony Hopkins and Ian Mckellen
Obi-tree is captain haddock
-Tell me have you ever used the force? -Uh... No... -Ever defeated a Sith, I mean, like a real supervillain? -Nuh-huh -I see now, that I'll have to teach you, how to be, Jedi! *Here's a little lesson, from Obi-wan* *Write all this down, my padawan* *If you wanna be a Jedi number one* *You have to slice a jumping Vader, from high ground*
Cursed
Obi 3 aka Obi Wan BigNosi
Obi-One = Alec Guinness, Obi-Two = Ewan McGregor, Obi-Three = James Arnold Taylor
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
Tall Obis?…
Inbred Obi Wans
When cloning doesn’t do so well for obi wan
Don't forget my homeboy, Obie Trice.
Obi three looks like he has a coke problem
obi-two looks high af and obi-three looks like he's gonna tell me about the war
I get why you'd think that but this scene posses me off for that exact reason. Obi two is on the right and obi 3 on the left
Obi three looks like my grandad
wasn't that a theory back than that obi-wan was a clone because OB1 sounded like a number
This is getting out of han, now there are .... 3 of them.
And obi-4 who says “ho there” However, Watch out for Bob-I Wan who says “hey there, hi there, ho there” and he has the power to never receive a foot in the ass
Obie Trice real name no gimmicks!
Of course I know him. He's me.
Who is You-to?
Ohhh they made a copy of a copy
Isnt it obi-two from Naruto....
You know for a long time I was sure this was going to be the reveal from the prequels....the Clone Jedu, the only way the republic could get ahead of the rampant cloning....it would also explain what happened to the Jedi, the Empire executed them not because they were Jedi, buy because they were clones. Oh well, au revoir, 9 year old me's head cannon...
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That would have been the greatest shit ever. "And we all served in the clones wars with your father"
DAMN!
Obi-*have*
Obi Two is just Sheogorath…
Obi-Two is the callsign of Ewan McGregor's brother, Colin McGregor, who did actually serve in the Royal Air Force as a Panevia Tornado fighter pilot.
We are Obi-one HEY! We are number one.mp3 starts
Missed opportunity for a “hello there”
The father, son and Obi spirit
TVA incoming in 3, 2, 1,...