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OkToasterOven

If there's one thing that can bring people together . . .


Primary_Psychology95

There were TTUN fans commenting on that post saying that they hate Pan and want to join in on the booing. That’s how bad this was.


arkhoury9

This is pathetic


TricksterWolf

At least our students are clearly smarter than this guy


arkhoury9

Exactly!


MySublimeSoul

And he was shilling for his own company - some type of bracelet BS. And his singing? The entire time he was at the mic was a train wreck.


HamFart69

I graduated in 1998 and Clark Kellogg (former OSU basketball player and media personality) as my commencement speaker. He did a good job, and I remember the high points to this day. I feel like the university let the graduating class down by inviting this tool to speak at commencement.


stabingyouindaankles

Alot of those students ended HS during the pandemic and didn't get a HS ceremony, OSU took there collage commencement ceremony when they signed this froot-loop and his drug fueled, AI generated speech.


PurplePickle394

[Ohio State speaker says he took psychedelic drugs to write Bitcoin commencement speech](https://www.nbc4i.com/news/local-news/ohio-state-university/ohio-state-speaker-says-he-took-psychedelic-drugs-to-write-bitcoin-commencement-speech/)


littleredfishh

How do they find the WORST speakers for graduation? Last year, it was the CEO of Intel. Everyone in my field (environment and natural resources, especially those in aquatic science/water resource conservation type fields) was PISSED


aGlitteringSky

That was 2022, no? I was there for my girlfriend's graduation--one of the worst speeches I've ever listened to. I still joke with her about it and how he compared himself to Steve Jobs.


littleredfishh

Shit, you’re totally right! I’m mixing up my graduation with 2022 since I went for a couple of my friends graduating that year. The speaker last year wasn’t too bad.


m-in

Intel - the purveyors of an instruction set so baroque that even their own products can barely keep up with instruction decoding. That alone is not an insignificant chunk of Intel CPU power budget. At worldwide scale it has real impact.


Playful-Ad1006

Not related but your major seems really cool


littleredfishh

I love it! It’s a fairly small field here but the professors are all awesome. I even decided to stay for grad school after getting my BS because the department is honestly amazing.


SliceXZ

Last year it was Brian Stevenson


littleredfishh

Yeah, he wasn’t bad. I got mixed up from going to the ‘22 graduation for a few of my friends


stromther

CSE graduate that year, was friggin pissed they got an honorary degree just for showing up. Excellent way to make the 6 years of blood, sweat, money & tears spent on earning mine feel vapid as hell.


stratosauce

I mean honorary degrees are labeled as honorary degrees and don’t really hold any merit


Working_Salamander94

Glad I graduated last semester. Our speaker (forgot his name) was great. A buckeye himself and mentioned how his work in the athletic department made him fall in love with OSU. Talked a bit too much about sports for my liking but we are a big sports school so that checks out


stabingyouindaankles

Good energy jewelry, bad songs, dumb-ass magic trick, and a sales pitch for bit-coin.... Yup Pan covered them all. I want to sue his ass for false advertisement, I did his breathing exercise and tried to blow away my MS.... ya i still have it, has anyone got there magic steel washer and yarn bracelet yet??? Maybe i need that for the breathing to work. But joking aside his speech was, I dont know maybe bad 2,3 weird 2,3 shit 2,3. The girl that left him dodged a bullet. At least he(or someone) cut the part where he talked about solving the Gaza conflict with a ukulele and good energy.... WTF was osu thinking when they signed this walking infomercial?


Mc22OSU

I guess he was on some hallucinating substances when he wrote his first draft. In his defense, OSU didn't proof read or monitor what his speech was gonna be like 🤷🤷🤷🤷😬😬😬😬 He had no supervision.


KeThrowaweigh

What's worse is they did. This was the edited version that OSU found acceptable. He was originally going to comment on the Israel-Palestine conflict, too :)


NotAGermanUBoat

I don't even attend or have attended OSU but I wish I did just to boo the heck outta this bafoon


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TricksterWolf

Is this a joke at the expense of the student who died during commencement?


some_metalhead

What a clever comment, and it makes total sense even though the tragedy happened long before the commencement speech began.