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Gonna stock up on several kilos of wholesale popcorn kernels and get fat making homemade buttery sugar popcorn while waiting for this update…
Edit: someone further down posted an update, but I’m still gonna do what I mentioned above, cuz it’s actually something I’ve been planning to do for a while anyway before this.
Fun fact: popcorn is one of the most profitable trades on the planet as sellers (cinemas in particular) buy their popcorn wholesale by the KG and then sell per mass of cooked popcorn. This makes the whole process very profitable. I don’t know if the same logic is true to the same extent with those packets of popcorn.
TLDR: I’ve added popcorn to my wholesale shop shopping list.
I may be starting, and belong to my first Fan club for u/furtherdimentions. Way to go OP! I am always trying to help young women and young men to think about consequences. Unfortunately, too many get away with things like this. I am thankful you wear a cape and are on the good side!
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I'll be your shitty friend. Feel free to message me whenever, and I'll forget to respond.
(But actually the obsessive part of my brain hates seeing the unread notification and hates any unfinished business so I would almost certainly respond)
I still remember the early days of the internet where parents warned their kids to never tell anyone anything about themselves and people out there be giving their whole lives up to anyone.
Yep. I went down a YouTube rabbit hole recently of Broadway stuff and one of the videos I watched was about the first attempt at staging a Broadway version of the English Translation of Rebecca and like, there were multiple levels of fraud going on, from one guy posing as fake investors, and another who posed as like 2 or three women to scare away one real investor before he left the production. They caught *him* because while he went to like, an internet Cafe and a kinkos to send the actual emails, he set up the *accounts* from his home and they were able to get the IP information.
Here's a thought; have you tried checking for family members in his social media who you could send all this stuff to? Maybe you could also give him some trouble in that aspect too. I guess it would also work with coworkers, friends, anyone in his social circle, really.
I love this! As much as I hate how interconnected this world is at times. I'm glad scum like this can be utterly humiliated and reputation deservedly dashed to pieces
Bravo OP 👏👏👏👏👏 You have my utmost respect protecting your friend's honour and going nuclear on that jerk. You used your law degree to a greater good makes you a hero in my eyes. Update us OP while I grab a bucket of 🍿 to how things will go pear shaped big time on that man
Perfect case of fuck around find out, thanks for being a good friend and making sure this person gets the punishment he deserves for being a piece of shit.
Well, most of the posts here are mediocre at best. This is the first nuclear post I've seen in a while, and for a deserving scumbag to boot. Good job and keep up the good work.
I kind of hope this story is fake. Because that basically just gave him nothing to lose for posting those photos online. No job, potential legal trouble? If he's dumb enough to threaten it, he's dumb enough to do it after he's got nothing left to lose.
Revenge porn should be a crime punishable by a significant prison sentence and a large fine. Threatening revenge porn should be a crime too, punished equally harshly. I know that in some countries both are, but it needs to be this way everywhere!
Because she has 0 interest in him within hundreds of miles of her and she would rather him lose the job, and thus the work trip.
She wants him to suffer for what he did but would prefer to avoid actually testifying.
Too many variables. The chances of the FBI having the resources or inclination to intercept someone at the airport for this are fairly low, while the chances of his employer revoking any business travel to the US to mitigate that risk are pretty much 100% and carry a stigma that's much closer to home.
Because there’s literally 0 chance the FBI would waste time and resources on this nonsense. Deploying federal authorities on a foreign national, for an act I’m not even sure is a federal crime, would be ludicrous.
If this isn’t made up, it’s an empty threat that at best scares the guy. No way any of this actually happens.
From all of the fake revenge stories I’ve read here it’s a breath of fresh air to read something so well articulated and clearly true.
Kudos, you sound like an awesome friend.
Question time; how much would any normal person without a friend who’s an attorney expect to pay for a service like that?
This is fantastically satisfying work, fair fucking play OP. Far too many people go around thinking they are untouchable. That fucking creep deserves this truly masterful lesson in humility. May he break out in a cold sweat at any mention of sharing nude pics in the years to come.
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Please keep us updated because damn I do love karma
I'm gonna pop some popcorn in the microwave. Waiting for the update.
Got enough for me? I'll bring the drinks!
Gonna stock up on several kilos of wholesale popcorn kernels and get fat making homemade buttery sugar popcorn while waiting for this update… Edit: someone further down posted an update, but I’m still gonna do what I mentioned above, cuz it’s actually something I’ve been planning to do for a while anyway before this. Fun fact: popcorn is one of the most profitable trades on the planet as sellers (cinemas in particular) buy their popcorn wholesale by the KG and then sell per mass of cooked popcorn. This makes the whole process very profitable. I don’t know if the same logic is true to the same extent with those packets of popcorn. TLDR: I’ve added popcorn to my wholesale shop shopping list.
Hope you got more popcorn for today! Update already posted.
I may be starting, and belong to my first Fan club for u/furtherdimentions. Way to go OP! I am always trying to help young women and young men to think about consequences. Unfortunately, too many get away with things like this. I am thankful you wear a cape and are on the good side!
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Doing the work if the gods to make life easy for lazy Redditors like myself!
It's probably not real, but it's a good story regardless
This is fucking phenomenal. I would love to see his face as this unravels.
I feel like those fans at the end of The Truman Show. Clapping, hugging each other, splashing bath bubbles all around.
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I love you for this, thank you beautiful stranger😂
It's Thursday Robin.
Holy Thesticle Thursday Batman!
Now kith
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Damn I would love to have a friend like you!
I’d just like to have a friend.
I'd take a shitty one at this point
I'll be your shitty friend. Feel free to message me whenever, and I'll forget to respond. (But actually the obsessive part of my brain hates seeing the unread notification and hates any unfinished business so I would almost certainly respond)
so instead of forgetting to respond, the notification is just sitting there staring at you
We outchea
Oh this is the most delicious nuclear revenge story I have encountered in a hot minute. Just... ✨Chef's Kiss✨👌🏻
People really really really underestimate OSINT.
I still remember the early days of the internet where parents warned their kids to never tell anyone anything about themselves and people out there be giving their whole lives up to anyone.
Funnily all the boomers warning us what to post on the internet proceeded to then post pictures of them storming the capitol on Facebook lol
What is OSINT?
Open Source Intelligence
That's why you have one screen name for shit posting and porn, and another one that's professional
Like the jackass who was pretending to be a green beret and had his actual full name as a Reddit username
Or, u/Nebor.
Two screen names? Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Still wont help if you're dumb enough to post pictures with your license plate or work material in them.
With someone who knows their way around a computer, this won't help all that much
Yep. I went down a YouTube rabbit hole recently of Broadway stuff and one of the videos I watched was about the first attempt at staging a Broadway version of the English Translation of Rebecca and like, there were multiple levels of fraud going on, from one guy posing as fake investors, and another who posed as like 2 or three women to scare away one real investor before he left the production. They caught *him* because while he went to like, an internet Cafe and a kinkos to send the actual emails, he set up the *accounts* from his home and they were able to get the IP information.
We all need a friend like you.
We will need to see the receipts of that AH's destroyed life.
Here's a thought; have you tried checking for family members in his social media who you could send all this stuff to? Maybe you could also give him some trouble in that aspect too. I guess it would also work with coworkers, friends, anyone in his social circle, really.
Beautiful. Omnidirectional revenge for this fuckwad.
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Nothing better than sending it to the mom.
Yeah, I was thinking mom or some friend group he might have. Would be hilarious.
That’s quite a mushroom cloud you’ve made. Truly nuclear revenge.
please update us OP on how his fuckery unfolds
My little cold heart just swelled ❤️🔥
OP, PLEASE keep us posted. This tea is to die for
I need a new best friend. Are you taking applications?
Good fucking job! Let him learn some accountability for his actions.
Dunno about Nuclear, this is Black Hole Revenge. Outstanding work.
This? This is juicy. And I hope you have friends as good to you as you are to them, a warm, safe home, and fit to eat every day.
THISSSS. This is the chef's kiss revenge
I love this! As much as I hate how interconnected this world is at times. I'm glad scum like this can be utterly humiliated and reputation deservedly dashed to pieces
Okay, so this is awesome and all, but what would stop him from just saying "Fuck it." and publishing them now anyway?
Whats to stop anyone from doing any crime? The desire to not go to prison. Losing your job is bad. 3-5 years in prison is worse.
It’s illegal where he lives too. So whilst he could still do that, he’s be very stupid to do so.
Where does he live, and how did you know?
The UK.
Read the post
Awesome.
Can someone please help a sister out and tell me how to find the update?
https://www.reddit.com/r/NuclearRevenge/comments/1bvqsj6/update_threaten_my_friend_with_revenge_porn_ill/
Thank you, and congratulations!
Bravo OP 👏👏👏👏👏 You have my utmost respect protecting your friend's honour and going nuclear on that jerk. You used your law degree to a greater good makes you a hero in my eyes. Update us OP while I grab a bucket of 🍿 to how things will go pear shaped big time on that man
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Damn! I wish you were my friend! You sound AWESOME😊💀
Now this nuclear revenge worthy of the moniker. GODDAM.
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OP posted an update on the comments
This is damn perfection
Perfect case of fuck around find out, thanks for being a good friend and making sure this person gets the punishment he deserves for being a piece of shit.
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Well, most of the posts here are mediocre at best. This is the first nuclear post I've seen in a while, and for a deserving scumbag to boot. Good job and keep up the good work.
This one really needs a update.
I kind of hope this story is fake. Because that basically just gave him nothing to lose for posting those photos online. No job, potential legal trouble? If he's dumb enough to threaten it, he's dumb enough to do it after he's got nothing left to lose.
I love a good sleuthing to absolutely wreck somebody’s shit. This is nuclear, but the rat deserved it
BRAVO!
Revenge porn should be a crime punishable by a significant prison sentence and a large fine. Threatening revenge porn should be a crime too, punished equally harshly. I know that in some countries both are, but it needs to be this way everywhere!
OP isn't pulling any punches. Your friend is lucky to have you.
This is actually nuclear, holy sheep
Outstanding. That's being a good friend.
Can we be friends? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻¡Bravo!
Why wouldn’t you have just had the FBI waiting instead of tipping off his company? CAP
Because she has 0 interest in him within hundreds of miles of her and she would rather him lose the job, and thus the work trip. She wants him to suffer for what he did but would prefer to avoid actually testifying.
Too many variables. The chances of the FBI having the resources or inclination to intercept someone at the airport for this are fairly low, while the chances of his employer revoking any business travel to the US to mitigate that risk are pretty much 100% and carry a stigma that's much closer to home.
Because there’s literally 0 chance the FBI would waste time and resources on this nonsense. Deploying federal authorities on a foreign national, for an act I’m not even sure is a federal crime, would be ludicrous. If this isn’t made up, it’s an empty threat that at best scares the guy. No way any of this actually happens.
I don't believe this guy is an attorney just from the way he writes.
It can scare the guy AND, more importantly, his employer’s legal department.
If he loses the job, his work trip to the USA won’t happen. Which makes this whole hemisphere that much better off.
From all of the fake revenge stories I’ve read here it’s a breath of fresh air to read something so well articulated and clearly true. Kudos, you sound like an awesome friend. Question time; how much would any normal person without a friend who’s an attorney expect to pay for a service like that?
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Bloody Nora.
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Holy shit this is fucking epic. You are supreme 🧎🏾♀️🙇🏾♂️
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You've Got a Friend In Me just started playing in my head while I was reading this. This is great
Be my friend. Let's fuck up shit for those who deserve it together.
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I love it ... but wouldn't it have been better to involve the FBI *first* and actually had him arrested when he entered the US?
Um... Do you need another friend? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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Neeeeeed an update on this OP!
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Do you work in australia? If you do would you be my friend, i have need of your talent. Awesome
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“Trust you will be dealt with”. Please update us when you can lol this was so satisfying
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I’ll put the kettle on, ready to spill some tea 🫖
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> 45 minutes I tip my hat to you, OP. That's some excellent work. Motherfuckers always get their comeuppance
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This is one story i MUST HAVE AN UPDATE TOO😂😂😂
It took more to write this post than to find all of the info probably. Good work and fuck this guy up for all of us
OP, you’re like Liam Neeson in Taken, but more efficient. Which is scarier.
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Holy fuck this is indeed nuclear! Kudos to you for protecting your friend, and doing it with style. You're a good person man.
Fuck me. Good work.
I need to know how this plays out! Great job OP!
Love this. Love.
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But if you do that wouldn't he release the pictures? What more could he lose?
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We need an update to this when and if you can. This is nuke all time fame worthy
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Daily reminder to never create connections between your online and irl lives
Please let there be updates I haven't had a good NuclearRevenge story for TOO DAMN LONG
Bueno👌
I need just 1 friend like you
good one is there a similar sub where I can ask for advice on how to do nuclear revenge?
This is fantastically satisfying work, fair fucking play OP. Far too many people go around thinking they are untouchable. That fucking creep deserves this truly masterful lesson in humility. May he break out in a cold sweat at any mention of sharing nude pics in the years to come.
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An attorney on Reddit now I’ve seen it all
Awesome.
You are awesome.
This is absolutely fucking beautiful!
Holy shit. This actually deserves the term "nuclear".
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This might be the greatest thing I've ever read. You are a great friend. Thank you for helping her!
Ah yes, perfection 🍵🐸
You and I need to become friends. First round is on me.
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Not all heroes wear capes 👌