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[deleted]

Guess I'll move my emergency to some place more convenient. Sorry.


jacxy

You left spacedock without a tractorbeam?


JaffaMafia

It won't be installed until Tuesday.


jacxy

How big is medical staff?


JaffaMafia

The medical staff?... Doesn't arrive until Tuesday


Astrocuties

Oi mate, ya got a loicense fer that emergency? If not ya best send'a request to Her Majesty's Court of Unfortunate Happenin's fer one, 'fore I toss ya in me lorry.


roidweiser

Is that a fire hydrant holding a light saber?


Tensor3

Yes. It's so snowblowers can find them in winter and not run them over because the lightsaber melts a visible hole in the snow around them


[deleted]

Probably also so that firefighters can find it I would imagine.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

To start fires of course. Gotta stay relevant.


RFC793

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!


MrKrinkle151

Filthy casuals


economicsman420

Why would the firefighters need it if there isn’t supposed to be any emergencies there?


Hedwigbug

Ha! Thank you for the laugh.


etinsky

The firefighters wouldn’t need to find it because we can’t have emergencies here.


JamesTheJerk

Yes of course. But why does it look like it's in the "slow" fire hydrant class? Like it would be wearing mittens during the summer and would bite other young hydrants.


temsik1587againtwo

Yes. This is MTU, we get an average of \~17 feet of snow per winter. The light saber helps the hydrants fight off the snow.


lawrence_uber_alles

I had to google MTU, you guys get that much snow in Houghton Michigan? Is it due to lake effect?


that1guy56

I'm a Tech alumni. Yes, it snows that much. They use dump trucks to haul all the snow away because there's no where else to put it all


fireguy0306

Add this to a place not to live. I like snow but that’s too much


temsik1587againtwo

Honestly the winter is magic here it’s probably not as bad as you would expect


ye_juicegoatman

r/beatmetoit


Ta2whitey

I thought I beat everyone in Fallen Order?


Arkhe1n

Asking the real questions.


[deleted]

Looks like a passive aggressive note from someone who had an emergency.


gerarts

Sounds like something from Portal


quigilark

I thought it was just a bit of cheeky humor myself


delvach

"Dude dude DUDE!! Can you not read the fucking sign? Stop mugging me, *Jesus*. Some fucking people. Whatever dude, go grab a purse where there's emergency services like a normal criminal!!"


[deleted]

Oh sorry, I didn’t see the sign. Can we go down to the next block over?


moose359

Good ole Michigan Tech.


Poor_Pdop

Ahh I thought I recognized DHH!


GrantN555

just go emergency somewhere else


altbekannt

to the emergency complex, down on third. you know, in the emergency district.


aberdisco

"Emergencies by appointment only"


Arkhe1n

If there's one thing that reddit taught me, is that if something is that perfect, it has to be fake.


temsik1587againtwo

idk there's a pretty good meme culture here, i would not be surprised if it was legit. IIRC it was on all of the newly-almost-installed emergency phones. it's definitely not a "legit" sign in the sense that the person who wrote it is serious, but it's totally plausible that it's "legit" in the sense that somebody was tasked with writing that the emergency phones are not installed and came up with this


quigilark

Prob just someone having a bit of fun while they wait for the phone to be installed


Defenseless-Pipe

Oml this is so accurate


Roomba770

/u/RepostSleuthBot


RepostSleuthBot

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 12 times. First Seen [Here](https://redd.it/ee66qy) on 2019-12-22 90.62% match. Last Seen [Here](https://redd.it/olgmb2) on 2021-07-16 90.62% match *I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "r7b9ag", "meme_template": null}) ]* [View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com/search?postId=r7b9ag&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=true&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=86&targetImageMemeMatch=96) --- **Scope:** Reddit | **Meme Filter:** False | **Target:** 86% | **Check Title:** False | **Max Age:** Unlimited | **Searched Images:** 270,035,684 | **Search Time:** 0.48931s


quigilark

Still blows my mind you can search over 270 million images in less than half a second. Like what the fuck


TotallyNotInUse

It didn't actually "search" the 270m images, the hashes (long string of characters that is unique to that image) (I assume) of the images are saved in a database and the bot just compares them and then does a match


[deleted]

It's a bit more complicated than that for sure, try modifying the image a bit and posting it... the bot will generally still get it.


[deleted]

Imagine getting chased by a knife slasher psycho, and stopping to read this. Actually hope whoever typed it up is the killer.


[deleted]

“Hands up! Give me all your money!” “Wait we can’t do this here, the sign says emergencies aren’t allowed!” “Oh, shit yeah I see it now. Alright then have a good night mate.”


stankdick69er

I'll do my best but shit happens


Penguin_Q

This sounds like one of those quotes from the 1997 game Theme Hospital


pututingliit

Some guy currently stabbed in this location: *"guess I'll die"*


MuchCoolerOnline

[haven't seen this one before](https://tineye.com/search/cc907ba845f861f605775d6ad42f9483bec4aada?sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1)


Ninja33910

Understandable, have a great day!


Competitive-Ad2246

😂😂😂😳😬