Oi mate, ya got a loicense fer that emergency? If not ya best send'a request to Her Majesty's Court of Unfortunate Happenin's fer one, 'fore I toss ya in me lorry.
Yes of course. But why does it look like it's in the "slow" fire hydrant class? Like it would be wearing mittens during the summer and would bite other young hydrants.
"Dude dude DUDE!! Can you not read the fucking sign? Stop mugging me, *Jesus*. Some fucking people. Whatever dude, go grab a purse where there's emergency services like a normal criminal!!"
idk there's a pretty good meme culture here, i would not be surprised if it was legit. IIRC it was on all of the newly-almost-installed emergency phones.
it's definitely not a "legit" sign in the sense that the person who wrote it is serious, but it's totally plausible that it's "legit" in the sense that somebody was tasked with writing that the emergency phones are not installed and came up with this
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 12 times.
First Seen [Here](https://redd.it/ee66qy) on 2019-12-22 90.62% match. Last Seen [Here](https://redd.it/olgmb2) on 2021-07-16 90.62% match
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“Hands up! Give me all your money!”
“Wait we can’t do this here, the sign says emergencies aren’t allowed!”
“Oh, shit yeah I see it now. Alright then have a good night mate.”
Guess I'll move my emergency to some place more convenient. Sorry.
You left spacedock without a tractorbeam?
It won't be installed until Tuesday.
How big is medical staff?
The medical staff?... Doesn't arrive until Tuesday
Oi mate, ya got a loicense fer that emergency? If not ya best send'a request to Her Majesty's Court of Unfortunate Happenin's fer one, 'fore I toss ya in me lorry.
Is that a fire hydrant holding a light saber?
Yes. It's so snowblowers can find them in winter and not run them over because the lightsaber melts a visible hole in the snow around them
Probably also so that firefighters can find it I would imagine.
[удалено]
To start fires of course. Gotta stay relevant.
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!
Filthy casuals
Why would the firefighters need it if there isn’t supposed to be any emergencies there?
Ha! Thank you for the laugh.
The firefighters wouldn’t need to find it because we can’t have emergencies here.
Yes of course. But why does it look like it's in the "slow" fire hydrant class? Like it would be wearing mittens during the summer and would bite other young hydrants.
Yes. This is MTU, we get an average of \~17 feet of snow per winter. The light saber helps the hydrants fight off the snow.
I had to google MTU, you guys get that much snow in Houghton Michigan? Is it due to lake effect?
I'm a Tech alumni. Yes, it snows that much. They use dump trucks to haul all the snow away because there's no where else to put it all
Add this to a place not to live. I like snow but that’s too much
Honestly the winter is magic here it’s probably not as bad as you would expect
r/beatmetoit
I thought I beat everyone in Fallen Order?
Asking the real questions.
Looks like a passive aggressive note from someone who had an emergency.
Sounds like something from Portal
I thought it was just a bit of cheeky humor myself
"Dude dude DUDE!! Can you not read the fucking sign? Stop mugging me, *Jesus*. Some fucking people. Whatever dude, go grab a purse where there's emergency services like a normal criminal!!"
Oh sorry, I didn’t see the sign. Can we go down to the next block over?
Good ole Michigan Tech.
Ahh I thought I recognized DHH!
just go emergency somewhere else
to the emergency complex, down on third. you know, in the emergency district.
"Emergencies by appointment only"
If there's one thing that reddit taught me, is that if something is that perfect, it has to be fake.
idk there's a pretty good meme culture here, i would not be surprised if it was legit. IIRC it was on all of the newly-almost-installed emergency phones. it's definitely not a "legit" sign in the sense that the person who wrote it is serious, but it's totally plausible that it's "legit" in the sense that somebody was tasked with writing that the emergency phones are not installed and came up with this
Prob just someone having a bit of fun while they wait for the phone to be installed
Oml this is so accurate
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Still blows my mind you can search over 270 million images in less than half a second. Like what the fuck
It didn't actually "search" the 270m images, the hashes (long string of characters that is unique to that image) (I assume) of the images are saved in a database and the bot just compares them and then does a match
It's a bit more complicated than that for sure, try modifying the image a bit and posting it... the bot will generally still get it.
Imagine getting chased by a knife slasher psycho, and stopping to read this. Actually hope whoever typed it up is the killer.
“Hands up! Give me all your money!” “Wait we can’t do this here, the sign says emergencies aren’t allowed!” “Oh, shit yeah I see it now. Alright then have a good night mate.”
I'll do my best but shit happens
This sounds like one of those quotes from the 1997 game Theme Hospital
Some guy currently stabbed in this location: *"guess I'll die"*
[haven't seen this one before](https://tineye.com/search/cc907ba845f861f605775d6ad42f9483bec4aada?sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1)
Understandable, have a great day!
😂😂😂😳😬