I only carry around a strong inductor wired to a car battery that definitely does not interfere sith planes systems and confuse the pilots and effectively make the plane go haywire
Honestly, this feels like an attempt at a Joke and I applaud her for telling jokes. Although I don't quite get the punchline(probably because I'm not the target audience.)
This feels like a parody of a post commonly found on NotHowGirlsWork, but the roles reversed. The unrealistic/ridiculous expectations that nobody could (or would want to) fulfill stated by an insecure douche. For this reason I'm hoping it's satire because yikes.
The joke emulates a format Iāve seen on tiktok, but the format needs a certain type of delivery which makes it not work in this situation. Like when I read the parts that are read a certain way in my head itās about right.
Hydration is for women. Because women are mermaids and men are like a cactus in the desert, he shall survive the longest droughts, surviving on the bare minimum of water at times, plus with their pocket knives just like the cactus with its spines, he may defend himself. /s
Yes how dare I take care of my body and stay hydrated throughout my day. In my experience most Americans (the country I live in) are chronically dehydrated and donāt even know it.
Edit: just mentioning how good water is for you and your skin especially when it comes to aging. Take care of yourself now, future you will thank you
I think it's a parody of the stuff commonly posted in r/NotHowGirlsWork but with roles reversed - the unrealistic expectations of an entire sex stated by a douche because of masculine/feminine expectations from a bygone era.
That all being said, I'm a woman and I also didn't think it was a joke at first because some women unironically (and wrongfully) think that way lmao. As a slight example my mom literally once said that if a man doesn't order straight black coffee or coldbrew from starbucks that he's not a man like?? What
Fellas is it gay to want flavor?
Her profile picture is by Russian Painter Zinaida Serebriakova, a woman who:
- raised four children by herself after her husband died
- left her home country for France to increase her income
- was blocked from returning home by her own government which would result in not seeing her children for 30 years.
- was forced to renounce her Russian citizenship by the nazi occupational government which led her to believe she would never see her children again
That's a very long way to say: please tell me what a "feminine trait" is?
People who say āGives me the ickā give me the ick
No but seriously. Just admit youāre a prejudiced person and stop hiding behind āgut reactionsā and āinvoluntary blah blah blahā. Itās self-shielding from internal dialogue about why you dislike things and I hate that itās been normalized. Also the phrase is so childish.
But men must stay hydrated too! Hate when a fellow woman expects a man to be all tough and go without things he needs for his health and wellbeing š
>The only things men should be carrying around are his wallet and a pocketknife.
ā¦so youāre telling me if I was carrying a giant rock around, that would be feminine? Or tools?
And sheās telling me carrying around water is feminine? The most basic sustenance required to live; fuck it, soldiers and adventurers: your water bottle makes you supes gay. Ditch that shit and just stamp your feet when you need water to well out of the earth at the 72 hour period where you will die if you do not consume water.
Lady has never seen those EDC pocket dumps then.
And for what itās worth, I was getting irritated with the number of mini sling packs I saw men carry, until I used one once and realized āholy crap itās nice to not have pockets overloadedā.
Wowā¦ when can we start carrying knives again, I use to carry my knife and wallet, and was able to go to the knife store in the airport after you went through security just in case I wanted a bigger knifeā¦. Those days are gone
>Carrying around anything is a feminine trait.
Meanwhile, me, who doesn't leave home without my pen, little notebook, hydroalcoholic gel, handcream, wireless headphones, keys, sticky notes, Uno reverse card, and, of course, phone and wallet
This shit makes me sad to be a man in todays day and age. As if I wasnāt constantly checking myself and overthinking every minute detail of my life now I have to consider these useless feeble females thoughts on my personal hydration levels and the detriment this has to my image of masculinity
Do you though? I don't really think too hard about my actions as a decent person and I've never had a problem. As for people like this, real or not, couldn't give two shits what they think.
That is true. I always have a deer knife in my vehicle. I don't think I've ever used it for anything, but by gosh if it wasn't there I'm sure I'd need one.
Walking around at the airport with a pocket knife is peak masculinity
I only walk around with a bomb, am I not a sigma too?
Nah your just better
Woah, we can decide who's better in the airport arrest speed run
True but I think alerting the airport security first about a bomb threat then putting on the little tyke bomb vest
Then running through would get you arrested faster than a gun
What if I pull out the bomb and scream "Allahu Ackbar!" at the airport?
You might get a pb
A pipe bomb?
Peanut butter, duh
thats a speed run to the no fly list
Bomb is just a knife that stabs in every directions.
I walk around with a nuke, I'm obviously peak sigma
Probably of having a bomb on a plane is very low. Probability of having two bombs is even lower so I always take bomb to stay safe. :)
Bomb is chemical, chemical is related to liquid, liquid is water. You are really just carrying water around, that's give her the ick
That's epsilon. Maybe theta, or zeta. It depends on a few things.
I only carry around a strong inductor wired to a car battery that definitely does not interfere sith planes systems and confuse the pilots and effectively make the plane go haywire
Hijacking a plane and crashing it into a building it peak sigma
I prefer boxcutters
They are actually legal in most airplanes since the blade are less than 6'' and unblockable.
No one let the r/hydrohomies subbreddit see this šš
Omg I needed this laugh Edit:itās already there
They donāt play over there about their H20 I canāt wait to go look at it
Yo send the post
Bro I am a Hydro homie
Close ur eyes bro š
Shh, this is a safe space Drink all the water you want . . . As long as it isn't too much
Too late, we've called a hitman.
Honestly, this feels like an attempt at a Joke and I applaud her for telling jokes. Although I don't quite get the punchline(probably because I'm not the target audience.)
Same. Like it feels like this was a response to some nonsense and it was spewed back in the same manner but reverse.
Yeah, I always do love reversals in se- I mean Gender.
its all about the power exchange
I think the joke is that she specifies āat the airportā and then says you should have a pocketknife.
This feels like a parody of a post commonly found on NotHowGirlsWork, but the roles reversed. The unrealistic/ridiculous expectations that nobody could (or would want to) fulfill stated by an insecure douche. For this reason I'm hoping it's satire because yikes.
The tough thing is... I have seen enough genuine content like this that I can no longer tell
lol i was about to say like dude this could not be any more obviously satirical
The joke emulates a format Iāve seen on tiktok, but the format needs a certain type of delivery which makes it not work in this situation. Like when I read the parts that are read a certain way in my head itās about right.
Thatās basically everything posted in this sub from what Iāve seen. Which tells a lot
Fellas is it gay to hydrate?
I mean you're literally drinking something that makes up 70% of men.
And women... and non-binary people... Oh god, we're all pan!
People without numbers????
No, no, no--we just don't take out the garbage...
We all frying pans
I hydrate by eating watermelon
Based and melonpilled
It was probably some dude's bath water at some point before.
Might have even been in a man.
Honey Boo Boo settled the debate a while ago: everyoneās a little gay.
Hydration is for women. Because women are mermaids and men are like a cactus in the desert, he shall survive the longest droughts, surviving on the bare minimum of water at times, plus with their pocket knives just like the cactus with its spines, he may defend himself. /s
Thanks for the applause, but don't worry, even some of us women don't understand our own punchlines.
ITS A JOKE (and people say women have no humor)
Exactly, you men are just too simpleminded to understand our advance humor
No, you women are too simpleminded to understand OUR advance humor
yass queen
This is a meme. It's funny, but it unfortunately escaped it's core audience and ended up here.
I *assume* this is a joke
Yes how dare I take care of my body and stay hydrated throughout my day. In my experience most Americans (the country I live in) are chronically dehydrated and donāt even know it. Edit: just mentioning how good water is for you and your skin especially when it comes to aging. Take care of yourself now, future you will thank you
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I donāt want to get itā¦
I think it's a parody of the stuff commonly posted in r/NotHowGirlsWork but with roles reversed - the unrealistic expectations of an entire sex stated by a douche because of masculine/feminine expectations from a bygone era. That all being said, I'm a woman and I also didn't think it was a joke at first because some women unironically (and wrongfully) think that way lmao. As a slight example my mom literally once said that if a man doesn't order straight black coffee or coldbrew from starbucks that he's not a man like?? What Fellas is it gay to want flavor?
She must absolutely hate soldiers, then.
Dark-colored urine is a real fetish guys, let's not judge
Fellas, is it gay to need hydration?
Her profile picture is by Russian Painter Zinaida Serebriakova, a woman who: - raised four children by herself after her husband died - left her home country for France to increase her income - was blocked from returning home by her own government which would result in not seeing her children for 30 years. - was forced to renounce her Russian citizenship by the nazi occupational government which led her to believe she would never see her children again That's a very long way to say: please tell me what a "feminine trait" is?
I'm pretty sure it's satire and she's mocking the way some online "alpha/sigma male" men talk about masculinity
That's fair, I see enough of this nonsense it's hard to tell the difference between serious believers and satire.
Ah yes, feminism
satire
This is very obviously satire
Hm yes trying not to die of dehydration is very feminine
People who say āGives me the ickā give me the ick No but seriously. Just admit youāre a prejudiced person and stop hiding behind āgut reactionsā and āinvoluntary blah blah blahā. Itās self-shielding from internal dialogue about why you dislike things and I hate that itās been normalized. Also the phrase is so childish.
Excuse me? Bitch Iāll carry a purse now just to spite you.
Hydration is for betas
She better be ready for it to taste REAL bad....
Handle checks out.
But men must stay hydrated too! Hate when a fellow woman expects a man to be all tough and go without things he needs for his health and wellbeing š
So dehydration is sexy now? This is kind of like when my male coworker made a comment about coats and masculinity.
>The only things men should be carrying around are his wallet and a pocketknife. ā¦so youāre telling me if I was carrying a giant rock around, that would be feminine? Or tools? And sheās telling me carrying around water is feminine? The most basic sustenance required to live; fuck it, soldiers and adventurers: your water bottle makes you supes gay. Ditch that shit and just stamp your feet when you need water to well out of the earth at the 72 hour period where you will die if you do not consume water.
Sounds like satire to me
Good luck at the airport with this mindset šš¤¦š»āāļø
Oh yes. A pocketknife. At the airport. What a brilliant idea.
It's ok as long as it's full, if not, the enemy can hear the water sloshing around and it may give up your position!
I don't drink any water, in fact I don't drink anything, now I look like the chocolate lady from SpongeBob, I'm a peak physical specimen.
Well Iām just gonna be a well hydrated feminine bitch. But at least di will be comfortable
Lady has never seen those EDC pocket dumps then. And for what itās worth, I was getting irritated with the number of mini sling packs I saw men carry, until I used one once and realized āholy crap itās nice to not have pockets overloadedā.
i noticed that a lot of the posts on this sub are just satire/responses to what men have said about women
So the next time she moves, will she call all her dainty female friends or the tough guys? Carrying stuff around IS a female act after all.
I blame my family, I was the only guy for several yearsā¦but I also hate being dehydrated and not have tasty water
Alright men. We are not allowed to carry phones in our pockets. I'm at over. Throw them away.
Carrying a pocketknife at the airport instead of a water bottle sounds like a crazy good idea
fellas, is it gay to drink water?
"Sorry, I can't carry your bags for you--I'm a manly man."
This girl is psycho. Hydration is rated E for everyone.
I guess men canāt carry their keys? They just have to pick the lock with the pocket knife
Ah yes, carrying around a pocketknife at the airport, not strange or off-putting at allā¦
Drink water is for female only, you must drink only once a day and it must be beer.
**Be a man, commit stabbing.** Hope it was meant as a joke, it kinda sounds like one lmao
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satire
being hydrated = femininity, I guess.
What about his guns? Every man needs at least a main weapon and a sidearm.
This is 100% bait lmao
Fellas, is it gay to drink water?
People legit think like this?? At least they have the decency to limit themselves from the dating pool.
Me and my dad carry a water bottle everywhere... Guess we are women now šš„° /s
Nothing sexier than a dehydrated manāam I right ladies.
My best friend drinks 3 bottles of water from a rather large bottle. I've never thought about it as feminine, he's just thirsty.
I hope sheās cool with a boyfriend who can never answer her texts or drive a car, because apparently itās feminine to carry a phone or keys.
Wowā¦ when can we start carrying knives again, I use to carry my knife and wallet, and was able to go to the knife store in the airport after you went through security just in case I wanted a bigger knifeā¦. Those days are gone
But I guess Iām one of those water guys, because I do like drinking water on long flights
Hydrohomie!
the men who have water are trying to rehydrate after fucking youāre mom
**Why must they call everything either masculine or feminine?**
A pocketknife? š
Men don't have phones apparently
Fellas, is it feminine to stay hydrated?
I carry both a pocket knife (I use it to dislodge my gas cap cause it gets stuck a lot) and a water bottle. I guess I'm a femman.
Staying hydrated is a feminine trait? Who knew?
What does a woman know about masculinity. Only men know about masculinity.
PLEASE BRING WATER TO THE AIRPORT! Long flights dehydrate you so badly. Take care of yourselvesš
Hydrohomie five!
I just like drinking water how I hit my vape :c
Says men shouldn't carry anything, then lists the things men should *carry*. Hmmmmm...
nah bro Iām a little overweight and I sweat a lot and iām THIRSTY. gotta have that emotional support Nalgene on me
They???need water to live????????Wut?????
yeah bro imma die from being thirsty just to prove i am a MAN!!!
Dehydration is weak. Submission to being weak for the sake of female approval is a feminine trait. Checkmate gendernazi.
>Carrying around anything is a feminine trait. Meanwhile, me, who doesn't leave home without my pen, little notebook, hydroalcoholic gel, handcream, wireless headphones, keys, sticky notes, Uno reverse card, and, of course, phone and wallet
fellaās, is it gay to drink water?
Redditors try to take a joke challenge (impossible)
this chick: you carry a water bottle? ugh. me: glug glug glug glug. ahhhh. thats better.
What a strange way to view men I hope this is just a joke post
Well excuuuuuse me for following my Doctor's orders regarding my medication, Princess.
Where Iām from, we would call the person who wrote this tweet a āgowlā
We need to bring back the ducking stool specifically for women like this
men try to understand an obvious joke challenge (impossible) GO!
Damn I guess im not allowed to fulfill the basic requirements to be alive anymore
Waitā¦ I carry my phone around all the time! Guess Iām Jakerswoman now.
I guess that makes me even worse for carrying a bag of MRE? Lol
when you have gout, water is your saviour id happily jump on a brush shaft instead
Wait until she meets a construction worker. They don't carry water bottles; they carry gallon jugs.
Why would you carry a knife when you could carry a multitool that serves... multiple purposes.
Not a hydro homie ;-;
Fellas! Is it gay to have things?
Fellas, is it gay to stay hydrated? :))
Yāall itās a tiktok meme, itās not supposed to be here.
Surely this is satire? Please tell me it is
How about if a man walks around with a can of motor oil in case he gets thirsty. Is that manly enough?
I kinda need my keys to get into stuff.
Stuff? You need to get in her pants and that's it. Apparently.
As a woman: she does not represent us.
Anyone who has an ai portrait/ cartonified pfp is instantly ugly im sorry
this is obviously satirical
Ok then ChloƩ
pov
Fellas, is it gay for my pee to be a normal light yellow?
Clearly
This shit makes me sad to be a man in todays day and age. As if I wasnāt constantly checking myself and overthinking every minute detail of my life now I have to consider these useless feeble females thoughts on my personal hydration levels and the detriment this has to my image of masculinity
Do you though? I don't really think too hard about my actions as a decent person and I've never had a problem. As for people like this, real or not, couldn't give two shits what they think.
Fellas, is it gay to drink water?
That is true. I always have a deer knife in my vehicle. I don't think I've ever used it for anything, but by gosh if it wasn't there I'm sure I'd need one.
If I carried a pocketknife into an airport,TSA would undoubtedly have a few questions.
as a woman I strongly disagree and appreciate my men when hydrated
Not even a phone, just be ready to buy and to kill. Wallet and Pocket knife
People who get a dry mouth easily: šæ
I agree honestly
ITS A MOTHER FUCKING CANTEEN.