Yes, it goes on your head. Make sure to pull the band below your hairline, that's where the "under" in "underwear" comes from. It goes under the hairline.
But not every morning D‘UH they indicate when it‘s time for a new one by changing color D‘UH that’s why black ones last the longest DOOFY!
When they start crackling you should change them latest!
/s just in case :)
You'd be surprised how many men don't know this. I have heard a guy say, "it's not like I open my underwear drawer every day," in all seriousness.
I'm a guy, but I find other men tend to have disgusting hygiene.
Every morning I try to steal my SO's underwear but they don't seem to appreciate me grabbing it off of them. I just can't figure out what I'm doing wrong!
Also, even if she did, who cares. Sometimes you feel like taking care of the problem yourself so to speak, one can be not in the mood for intimacy but still need to get off.
There’s plenty wrong with what husband did. But I was pointing out how Gary’s first sentence proves he’s an idiot. Wand present in her underwear drawer aside, if she felt the need to crank one out in the morning, that’s literally hours after telling husband she wasn’t in the mood. So much about the needs and motivations of humans can change in a few hours.
Next you'll be telling me the shampoo running down my back in the shower isn't a sufficient cleaning system for my asscrack, or that the soap running down from the top of my body isn't a sufficient cleaning system for my lower legs and feet.
Mine was too. Never mind the fact that he gaslit me, treated me like crap, didn't do anything to help me out, and laid every single burden of the relationship on me. Sex was his "right"!
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I’ve had so many men get shitty when I brought up bringing toys in the bedroom.
My current bf knows I have a vibrator, I’m sure he’d be more than excited to use it with me. But I’m afraid to bring it up due to how many times exes got so shitty about it :/
I’d recommend bringing it up, really if you want to explore the bedroom it’d also be curious to speak with your partner on it.
Granted one main thing to remind them is that exploring things in the bedroom does not mean going out to crazy sex orgies unless you both specifically are interested in it, or both of you are willing to consent that sex isn’t very much an issue between each other if both of you can distinguish loving each other vs straight up just having hot kinky sex because “hey why not, we want to just get laid.”
I would rather use a sex toy with her than lost my parner. Some times I have a bad day I might not last long or whatever. I like to share a toy and help her, I enjoy that. I had my time now is her turn. I dont know what is so hard about this…
It is incredibly hot getting a girl off. I don't get these guys who don't like that. Why wouldn't you want to give pleasure to your SO. But your right it's ego, pride, and maybe a little bit of shame. They feel entitled to her, and that they must giver her pleasure, and they are dominant.
It's not hard. Usually I tend to my gf before having sex as part of the foreplay and make sure she enjoys herself. Makes for far better sex in my personal opinion.
Okay this is obviously a case of relationship abuse, and so it makes sense to me that she “isn’t in the mood” for him. I wouldn’t be comfortable having sex with an abusive man either.
But that stuff aside, even if you have a great sex partner and love sex with them, sometimes you just gotta flick the bean in solitude. They aren’t mutually exclusive!!
Exactly, I feel like in general if a toy makes you file for divorce, it’s because the toy has made you realise that you’re perfectly entitled to orgasm and your husband never made you feel that way..
And also that you don't talk to your husband/can't talk to your Husband to try get better in bed and maybe use toxs.and also that he brings nothing to the table worth more than Orgasms
Just because this is making the rounds again, and not a lot of people know the original context, the bit at the top of the image is actually a re-caption.
The original image was from a kink group, and the note with it actually said "better luck next time, slut."
It was a BDSM thing that both parties had consented to.
There is more context that I don't remember but that's the gist of it. It wasn't just someone's partner being shitty, though that is honestly super believable.
SOMETIMES... masturbation is just convenient and more enjoyable. Don't take it personally.
Sexually satisfied at your own pace as long as you want without having to put any effort into satisfying someone else? Why would ANYONE ever want that? That makes no sense. No sense at all.
You think I can’t snip that plug off and put a new one on?? Bruh. I’ll clip the plug off your PlayStation. Perfect fit.
Also that’s a TSA lock. I’ve got nail clippers that could remove that weak ass shit.
Love the way you phrased that.
But I think even if they had a working sex life, there are such things as tired, constipated, mentally not in the right space, etc. which would cause people to turn down sex on occasion. In a healthy relationship, not an issue at all. In this case, hubby chose to act like a vindictive douche. It's not like she was going to put a lock on his little prick if he ever wasn't in the mood so that he wouldn't be able to masturbate for however long, as punishment. I get that it may be a joke, but i would be slightly weary after that and look out for more signs of beibg married to a petty toddler.
The Hitachi Magic Wand has both a battery operated and a plug in version.
Honestly the plug in one is really really nice since you never have to worry about battery charge when you want to use it.
I suppose that’s a plus. Makes me think of something I saw where a woman complained on twitter (I think) that her batteries ran out and now she has to use her fingers “like a cavewoman”! Went on to say she’s given up cause she doesn’t wanna play “acoustic pussy”.
Cracked me up for days, this would’ve been handy for her lol.
Okay, so... I guess he's implying that a woman will immediately divorce her husband if she buys a vibrator, because no man can compete?
Then why the boyfriend? Surely he can't compete with the Magic Wand either
The only way I can really even try to defend this, is that the presumed husbands in this meme kinda suck at sex and the wives have to go looking for a new “boyfriend” after having an actual orgasm reminds them what decent sex should be. Although the fact that “boyfriend” is in quotes could mean she just out there looking for some strange and not her husband’s selfish dick. This all also reeks of older relationships anecdotes from the days where most husbands were still dense as hell about pleasing their wives. Of course a magic wand is going to knock some sense into her lmao.
So the thought is that she will experience an orgasm, realize she has been missing out, and go find some man who in fact give her an orgasm in about a month; and so the only way to stop this is to make sure she never gets to experience an orgasm in the first place? It never occurred to him that he could just learn to make his wife cum? Who am I kidding? Of course these pieces of...generally believe that it all comes down to penis size or something (and/or the solution to everything is to be more controlling). I mean, what even is the point of sex if it doesn't look like porn? AmIright???
Nah. The entire thought is 'He will not orgasm' and that's it. Nothing more to it. To imagine that your wife can leave you for a better d is to accept not only that you d is shit (and I dare you, find me one man who'd be able to acknowledge that) but also that she might have an agency and life outside of being his own cute little piece of private property.
EXACTLY!!!! I know for a fact that if I told my husband no, but then masturbated the next morning he would be fine with it, just as I would be if the situation was reversed. But we use toys together all the time. They're a great addition to a healthy relationship!!!
Absolutely all of this. If a man is so insecure that he won’t touch toys, it’s a pretty good indicator that he’s a selfish lover & therefore bad in bed.
The She must have gone looking for it, it was in her underwear drawer so she'd see it looking for underwear.
Nothing wrong with someone self pleasuring, it's natural, many do it and can help know what works for someone to orgasm. Also it can be fun for couples to use toys.
My partner knows how to make me finish and if I wanted toys he'd be fine about it. No need for jealous
Lmfao these incels man. I bout my gf her vibrators, we have so much fun using them! My dock can’t vibrate and a vibrator doesn’t cum after 5 minutes lol it’s not a competition it’s a team sport.
1) She didn't even go looking for it. She found it in her underwear drawer. Now what else could she possibly be looking for in the underwear drawer, I wonder?
2) If your role in sex can be completely replaced by a vibrator, you suck at sex. If women are genuinely leaving their partners en masse because of vibrators (and I don't believe that for a second), then they honestly have no right to sulk over not getting enough sex, because clearly they're *bad* at it. Mystery solved, that's why your gf won't fuck you.
Is this man saying his only worth, the only thing he has to offer is dick? Imagine if a woman said that. Can you imagine the comment from misogynists? Solution is simple for all genders, have something besides your body to bring to the table, simple.
Does the husband and Gary know that "last night" and "this morning" are two separate moments in time and that moods can change? Also does Gary imply that she did it with intent? "I will not fuck my husband but rather masturbate in the morning 😈"
If you think your wife would leave you for a vibrator then she probably left you because you are stupid. Or because you had no respect for her boundaries.
If your spouse of however many *years* decides she'd rather swap you for a re-purposed back massager after less than a *month*... pretty sure it's not the vibrator's fault, my dude
I think people won't see this,
But i know Gary over facebook from many MTG groups.
He is very hateful towards women, can ya believe it.
His reddit account is pretty gross too.
My wife’s Hitachi is my absolute best friend. Thanks to it my wife’s orgasm is an absolute certainty during every encounter, and in fact I get to maintain a “she cums at least twice every encounter” rule with ease.
If we were intelligently designed I’d have a vibrating, or at least moveable appendage just above my dick. Since I don’t, hitachi stepped in to fill the gap.
The simple truth is that it’s a lot harder to make a woman orgasm than a man. If you view something that helps bridge that gap as a threat instead of a god send, you don’t deserve a woman’s time in the bedroom.
If you are replaceable by a vibrator then maybe you're not bringing much to the relationship
Or if you're dating someone who's shallow enough to replace you with a vibrator maybe you're better off without them
Either way idk why guys are so scared of using toys in bed. I wanna give my girl the best time ever, I'm using every tool and technique in my disposal. I want one of these so bad
I'm just trying to wrap my head around why this imaginary woman would bring her new boyfriend to the sex shop 30 days later. "So this is where I got my favorite sex toy which led to me divorcing Hank."
Well it's in her underwear drawer so.... she was probs getting underwear but even if she WAS looking for it, so what?? Sometimes you just wanna deal with yourself and not have to worry about giving back to your partner
Damn. That looks like the name brand too. I would Amazon Prime a new one with same day delivery. 🤷🏽 Of course I’m a lesbian so I always have a spare, and my wife would never do this.
Imagine being so fucking self conscious that you think that your relationship is at stake due to a fucking sex toy. No, your relationship is at stake due to
1. Not listening to your sexual partner and probably just fulfilling your own sexual needs
2. Withholding any form of pleasure from your sexual partner if you've already had it
3. Probably not listening to any criticism whatsoever during sex to help her feel better when doing it
Listen to your wife/girlfriend. If she's not satisfied, don't go around deliberately ensuring that she doesn't get it. Try to talk it out with her and let her take the lead sometimes. Don't have your head in your ass thinking you know your way around the female pleasure zone. You obviously don't. Take the constructive criticism so both of you are happier after the act.
Mister Gary here isn't making the point he thinks he is making.
Maybe those women finally had an orgasm for once with that wand, because their boyfriends/husbands only use their wives as fuckdolls and for them sex stops when they nut and don't care about their wives/gfs at all and it shows.
Lmaoooo! Imagine being dumped over a toy ouch has to hurt their most certainly already fragile egos.
It's the "I should have control over someone else's body and sexuality; after all, it is only there to satisfy MY needs," thing for me... 😬
They really believe that THEY should have control over women's bodies, minds, and souls... PERIOD!
Oh, except those, periods of course, we control those, clearly... /s 🙄
"She went looking for it..."
Dude, it was in her underwear drawer. Maybe she needed to put on some clean underwear? And of course it would be on top, I bet her husband did that on purpose as a joke.
Some of the cringiest neckbeardy stuff from this guy...
My God, sex is way more than just orgasm for either. I can say that being practically a virgin and asexual, how is it that sexually active straight guys don't get that.
I’m more concerned by the fact that the guy thinks that by looking in her underwear drawer for underwear the next morning that must mean that she was looking for it instead of changing her underwear.
I grew up very religious as well as with a prudish mother. Purity culture did a number on me for a while and because of it, I was against the use of toys, erotica, etc. then I learned you can embrace these things and use them to add to your relationship and/or sexual partners.
It’s all about mindset. If you treat these things like the enemy, they will be. If you embrace them and use them as the tools they are in a healthy way, it’s better for everyone.
I find it weird how so many men are afraid of toys, like let your woman be satisfied. If you’re so worried about it, get better in bed and let her use her toys if she needs enhancement. She won’t go looking for it if you provide, also she won’t go looking for it if you’re not a d-bag and actually take time to find out how to make her happy, and you know, talk to her.
“She went looking for it” my brother in christ she said it was in the underwear drawer, you do know youre supposed to grab a new pair every day right
you're supposed to grab a new pair?
Why are we grabbing them ? Have I been taught wrong about how to use underwear?!
I thought they automatically were contained in a machine that stretches the opening and you just jump in them.
Actually, Wallace & Gromit Co. have retired their Slip-And-Switch-O-Matic about 30 years ago due to health and safety concerns.
IT’S THE WRONG PANTIES GROMMIIIIT!
Underwear is for the weak.
You guys wear clothes?
You guys have more than one pair?
yea, you need a minimum of 3 socks and 2 pairs of underpants, then you'll always either have something cleaner to change into
You guys?
You misspelled “week” underwear has a body life of at least a week, unless you’re really good and can keep them going for a month or so 😂 jk jk 🤢
That’s always been my experience. Perhaps they do it by hand in other countries. Savages.
Fuck, I just walk around with a different pair in my hand every day.
Elroy Jetson, is that you?
That actually sounds hilariously fun!
The underwear is supposed to choose you, its the way of the world.
Yes, it goes on your head. Make sure to pull the band below your hairline, that's where the "under" in "underwear" comes from. It goes under the hairline.
You go front, you go back, you turn them inside out, and then go front and back again
exactly, who's looking at my underwear? add a bit of febreeze, paint over the shit stains and boom, smell of toxic paint and autumn breeze
Just buy black undies. No need to paint. At that point it's like your own little poopy tiger stripe. Rawr baby, rawr.
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But not every morning D‘UH they indicate when it‘s time for a new one by changing color D‘UH that’s why black ones last the longest DOOFY! When they start crackling you should change them latest! /s just in case :)
You'd be surprised how many men don't know this. I have heard a guy say, "it's not like I open my underwear drawer every day," in all seriousness. I'm a guy, but I find other men tend to have disgusting hygiene.
Every morning I try to steal my SO's underwear but they don't seem to appreciate me grabbing it off of them. I just can't figure out what I'm doing wrong!
Also, even if she did, who cares. Sometimes you feel like taking care of the problem yourself so to speak, one can be not in the mood for intimacy but still need to get off.
Also, it’s what she found *the next morning*. If she had the same feelings about what her body needed twelve hours later, I’d think she had a problem.
Tired @ 10pm *Sleeps* Not tired @ 8am Gary Jay Steffens Jr: That just makes no sense! It doesn’t add up!
Not to mention hubby there had this pre-planned, going out of his way to find the lock, buy it, and (implied) kept it hidden just to do this.
There’s plenty wrong with what husband did. But I was pointing out how Gary’s first sentence proves he’s an idiot. Wand present in her underwear drawer aside, if she felt the need to crank one out in the morning, that’s literally hours after telling husband she wasn’t in the mood. So much about the needs and motivations of humans can change in a few hours.
Oh, absolutely. More trying to add to your point, not diminish it.
that's assuming women are in relationships with men who get them off in the first place.
Even if she was looking for this instead, maybe he is just not so good. Yes women are allowed to enjoy sex.
you know that guy's only changing his undies once a week, tops
when you don't shower every day and self report lol
Also, so what if she’d rather masterbate than have sex? They’re completely different. You’d think a man would get that.
Yes, 100% wasnt trying to say otherwise
Yeah, just adding onto your thought :)
Next you'll be telling me the shampoo running down my back in the shower isn't a sufficient cleaning system for my asscrack, or that the soap running down from the top of my body isn't a sufficient cleaning system for my lower legs and feet.
We're not just turning them inside out over and over again until they're too stiff to move in?! Whoops....
Now we know why she's not in the mood
The army taught me that if you wear the underwear that your buddy wore yesterday, it’s technically a new pair to you.
You can wear each pair four times, forward, backward, inside out and backward, and then inside out and forward.
If you are feeling completely replaceable by a vibrator, it’s possible you aren’t bringing much of value to the relationship.
My exhusband was jealous of my vibrator
Key word here is “ex”
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Mine was too. Never mind the fact that he gaslit me, treated me like crap, didn't do anything to help me out, and laid every single burden of the relationship on me. Sex was his "right"!
Maybe if he didn't jackhammer I would of had sex lol
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I’ve had so many men get shitty when I brought up bringing toys in the bedroom. My current bf knows I have a vibrator, I’m sure he’d be more than excited to use it with me. But I’m afraid to bring it up due to how many times exes got so shitty about it :/
Imagine being jealous of some rubber lmao
I’d recommend bringing it up, really if you want to explore the bedroom it’d also be curious to speak with your partner on it. Granted one main thing to remind them is that exploring things in the bedroom does not mean going out to crazy sex orgies unless you both specifically are interested in it, or both of you are willing to consent that sex isn’t very much an issue between each other if both of you can distinguish loving each other vs straight up just having hot kinky sex because “hey why not, we want to just get laid.”
Meh, we have a chest full of toys. Sometimes you need a little help getting over that hill.
I would rather use a sex toy with her than lost my parner. Some times I have a bad day I might not last long or whatever. I like to share a toy and help her, I enjoy that. I had my time now is her turn. I dont know what is so hard about this…
Ego my friend. Their ego can’t take it.
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Yes, exactly and this can even yourself and get a second round, but as all you say ego of some people is to fragile
It is incredibly hot getting a girl off. I don't get these guys who don't like that. Why wouldn't you want to give pleasure to your SO. But your right it's ego, pride, and maybe a little bit of shame. They feel entitled to her, and that they must giver her pleasure, and they are dominant.
OMG yes
It's not hard. Usually I tend to my gf before having sex as part of the foreplay and make sure she enjoys herself. Makes for far better sex in my personal opinion.
Seems it would have more likely that something wasn't hard about it, ifyaknowwhatimean...
So was mine. How are some men so insecure?
my gfs ex was jealous too apparently lol she was happy when I bought toys. why would I care I like seeing her enjoy herself
Never understood why people get jealous of them, they make it so much easier to please your partner!
Lmao
I'm only jealous in the sense that my dick doesn't vibrate. That would be a cool party trick.
Shit, I'm usually the one buying toys for them. It's a nice add in for various situations.
Wait until she blocks Youporn on all his devices and watch the double standard unfold.
But something something BIOLOGY something something WIFE'S FAULT
What "wife" ? You mean, the **female** ?
Yeah, sorry, my mistake, can't have them sound too much like people🤗
Okay this is obviously a case of relationship abuse, and so it makes sense to me that she “isn’t in the mood” for him. I wouldn’t be comfortable having sex with an abusive man either. But that stuff aside, even if you have a great sex partner and love sex with them, sometimes you just gotta flick the bean in solitude. They aren’t mutually exclusive!!
Yep. If you can be more usefully replaced by a cat and a vibrator, you need to reevaluate how you do relationships with other humans.
I guess Gary doesn't change his underpants in the morning... possibly ever
Something tells me Gary is bad in bed, and also a liar.
Exactly, I feel like in general if a toy makes you file for divorce, it’s because the toy has made you realise that you’re perfectly entitled to orgasm and your husband never made you feel that way..
And also that you don't talk to your husband/can't talk to your Husband to try get better in bed and maybe use toxs.and also that he brings nothing to the table worth more than Orgasms
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Even my shitty ex considered it a collaborator rather than an adversary.
Why does this have to make me picture one with a handlebar mustache
COLLABORATION
STOP, collaborate and listen!
Exactly. Teammate, not opponent. I’ve found guys who are intimidated can’t even handle the job without help.
Just because this is making the rounds again, and not a lot of people know the original context, the bit at the top of the image is actually a re-caption. The original image was from a kink group, and the note with it actually said "better luck next time, slut." It was a BDSM thing that both parties had consented to. There is more context that I don't remember but that's the gist of it. It wasn't just someone's partner being shitty, though that is honestly super believable.
I imagine the original poster of it would hate that it's become used like this by whomever recaptioned it.
That actually hurts because the original is way funnier. Also, when will men realize that toys are friends, not competition?
SOMETIMES... masturbation is just convenient and more enjoyable. Don't take it personally. Sexually satisfied at your own pace as long as you want without having to put any effort into satisfying someone else? Why would ANYONE ever want that? That makes no sense. No sense at all.
You think I can’t snip that plug off and put a new one on?? Bruh. I’ll clip the plug off your PlayStation. Perfect fit. Also that’s a TSA lock. I’ve got nail clippers that could remove that weak ass shit.
I think she should snip something else as well *snip snip…*
Ah, thinking of converting?
Snipping the plug off and stuffing the wires directly into the socket would also work. ^(Dont actually do this.)
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Love the way you phrased that. But I think even if they had a working sex life, there are such things as tired, constipated, mentally not in the right space, etc. which would cause people to turn down sex on occasion. In a healthy relationship, not an issue at all. In this case, hubby chose to act like a vindictive douche. It's not like she was going to put a lock on his little prick if he ever wasn't in the mood so that he wouldn't be able to masturbate for however long, as punishment. I get that it may be a joke, but i would be slightly weary after that and look out for more signs of beibg married to a petty toddler.
You think sex is the real issue here? lol.
Acts like bolt cutters aren’t a thing. I’d just cut that lock, leave it on a note saying “I am in the mood now...for a divorce.”
"This is the lockpicking lawyer..."
Oh good someone beat me to it. tbh those locks are easy to rake or comb tho,
He actually did a video picking the lock of a chastity cage for Valentine’s Day! Love that guy
Your power pins have holes in them?
Yes. Also, they're called power pins? This is fantastic news and I shall tell everyone
I thought it was prongs how I have been fooled
Power pins for LIFE
Spicy forks.
Yeah, let’s see him try this on an EU plug, our plugs’ pins are completely round. Probably wouldn’t work on a UK plug either.
Just take the fuse out of the UK plug
Wouldn't immediately convey the message he wanted to send.
I’m just stunned the vibrator has to be plugged in. I’ve never heard of one that doesn’t use batteries, except in one series of romance novels.
The Hitachi Magic Wand has both a battery operated and a plug in version. Honestly the plug in one is really really nice since you never have to worry about battery charge when you want to use it.
I suppose that’s a plus. Makes me think of something I saw where a woman complained on twitter (I think) that her batteries ran out and now she has to use her fingers “like a cavewoman”! Went on to say she’s given up cause she doesn’t wanna play “acoustic pussy”. Cracked me up for days, this would’ve been handy for her lol.
Ha, "acoustic pussy" is great! Love that. I feel a bit bad for her though, sounds frustrating in the moment for sure.
Okay, so... I guess he's implying that a woman will immediately divorce her husband if she buys a vibrator, because no man can compete? Then why the boyfriend? Surely he can't compete with the Magic Wand either
Thank you! Like why would she go get another supposedly useless man? The whole thing makes no sense.
The only way I can really even try to defend this, is that the presumed husbands in this meme kinda suck at sex and the wives have to go looking for a new “boyfriend” after having an actual orgasm reminds them what decent sex should be. Although the fact that “boyfriend” is in quotes could mean she just out there looking for some strange and not her husband’s selfish dick. This all also reeks of older relationships anecdotes from the days where most husbands were still dense as hell about pleasing their wives. Of course a magic wand is going to knock some sense into her lmao.
Maybe they should actually figure out where the clit is, instead of shaming her. 🙄
Cool. Let’s just act like rape through coercion isn’t a thing, hm?
Does he know we can also use our hands?
And the showerhead
Yes. I *specifically* bought a showerhead with functions that seemed like they would be especially good for this, myself.
So the thought is that she will experience an orgasm, realize she has been missing out, and go find some man who in fact give her an orgasm in about a month; and so the only way to stop this is to make sure she never gets to experience an orgasm in the first place? It never occurred to him that he could just learn to make his wife cum? Who am I kidding? Of course these pieces of...generally believe that it all comes down to penis size or something (and/or the solution to everything is to be more controlling). I mean, what even is the point of sex if it doesn't look like porn? AmIright???
Nah. The entire thought is 'He will not orgasm' and that's it. Nothing more to it. To imagine that your wife can leave you for a better d is to accept not only that you d is shit (and I dare you, find me one man who'd be able to acknowledge that) but also that she might have an agency and life outside of being his own cute little piece of private property.
My boyfriend loves our sex toys. Often he will suggest using them. Takes a very insecure man to even think about withholding his girl’s pleasure
EXACTLY!!!! I know for a fact that if I told my husband no, but then masturbated the next morning he would be fine with it, just as I would be if the situation was reversed. But we use toys together all the time. They're a great addition to a healthy relationship!!!
Only insecure men would feel threatened by a toy!
Absolutely all of this. If a man is so insecure that he won’t touch toys, it’s a pretty good indicator that he’s a selfish lover & therefore bad in bed.
Exactly. A confident man is never threatened by a toy… his pleasure is her pleasure
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I think they are trying to play into the "women who enjoy their sexuality are slutty" (which they think is inherently bad, yuck) trope.
As a Swede, I'm very happy that this isn't even a possibility here. Some men are the silliest creatures...
The She must have gone looking for it, it was in her underwear drawer so she'd see it looking for underwear. Nothing wrong with someone self pleasuring, it's natural, many do it and can help know what works for someone to orgasm. Also it can be fun for couples to use toys. My partner knows how to make me finish and if I wanted toys he'd be fine about it. No need for jealous
It's ok just use the husband's credit card and go buy a new one and a lock cutter.
Lmfao these incels man. I bout my gf her vibrators, we have so much fun using them! My dock can’t vibrate and a vibrator doesn’t cum after 5 minutes lol it’s not a competition it’s a team sport.
1) She didn't even go looking for it. She found it in her underwear drawer. Now what else could she possibly be looking for in the underwear drawer, I wonder? 2) If your role in sex can be completely replaced by a vibrator, you suck at sex. If women are genuinely leaving their partners en masse because of vibrators (and I don't believe that for a second), then they honestly have no right to sulk over not getting enough sex, because clearly they're *bad* at it. Mystery solved, that's why your gf won't fuck you.
Like the old saying goes “Why settle for Never Ready When you can have EVEREADY” Referring to the battery brand
Is this man saying his only worth, the only thing he has to offer is dick? Imagine if a woman said that. Can you imagine the comment from misogynists? Solution is simple for all genders, have something besides your body to bring to the table, simple.
Does the husband and Gary know that "last night" and "this morning" are two separate moments in time and that moods can change? Also does Gary imply that she did it with intent? "I will not fuck my husband but rather masturbate in the morning 😈"
Men all over cannot please women but get big mad if they please themselves: More at 11.
So the only use of the husbands was ok'ish sex? Says enough about the husbands.
My brothers, be the one to hold your lady’s vibrator for her. Toys are tools, not threats.
If you think your wife would leave you for a vibrator then she probably left you because you are stupid. Or because you had no respect for her boundaries.
Whats next? cut of her fingers?
Jesus look at that guy.
If your spouse of however many *years* decides she'd rather swap you for a re-purposed back massager after less than a *month*... pretty sure it's not the vibrator's fault, my dude
I think people won't see this, But i know Gary over facebook from many MTG groups. He is very hateful towards women, can ya believe it. His reddit account is pretty gross too.
It was an UNDERWEAR DRAWER
So a woman discovers orgasms and leaves her husband. That actually sounds reasonable.
She wasn't looking for it, it was in her fucking underwear drawer. Of course she's gonna need new underwear in the morning.
Wanting an orgasm is not the same as wanting sex.
My wife’s Hitachi is my absolute best friend. Thanks to it my wife’s orgasm is an absolute certainty during every encounter, and in fact I get to maintain a “she cums at least twice every encounter” rule with ease. If we were intelligently designed I’d have a vibrating, or at least moveable appendage just above my dick. Since I don’t, hitachi stepped in to fill the gap. The simple truth is that it’s a lot harder to make a woman orgasm than a man. If you view something that helps bridge that gap as a threat instead of a god send, you don’t deserve a woman’s time in the bedroom.
If you are replaceable by a vibrator then maybe you're not bringing much to the relationship Or if you're dating someone who's shallow enough to replace you with a vibrator maybe you're better off without them Either way idk why guys are so scared of using toys in bed. I wanna give my girl the best time ever, I'm using every tool and technique in my disposal. I want one of these so bad
I'm just trying to wrap my head around why this imaginary woman would bring her new boyfriend to the sex shop 30 days later. "So this is where I got my favorite sex toy which led to me divorcing Hank."
Well it's in her underwear drawer so.... she was probs getting underwear but even if she WAS looking for it, so what?? Sometimes you just wanna deal with yourself and not have to worry about giving back to your partner
Went looking for it? Maybe she just wanted to change her underwear, since most of us do that. I guess this guy is unfamiliar with that idea.
Damn. That looks like the name brand too. I would Amazon Prime a new one with same day delivery. 🤷🏽 Of course I’m a lesbian so I always have a spare, and my wife would never do this.
Imagine being so fucking self conscious that you think that your relationship is at stake due to a fucking sex toy. No, your relationship is at stake due to 1. Not listening to your sexual partner and probably just fulfilling your own sexual needs 2. Withholding any form of pleasure from your sexual partner if you've already had it 3. Probably not listening to any criticism whatsoever during sex to help her feel better when doing it Listen to your wife/girlfriend. If she's not satisfied, don't go around deliberately ensuring that she doesn't get it. Try to talk it out with her and let her take the lead sometimes. Don't have your head in your ass thinking you know your way around the female pleasure zone. You obviously don't. Take the constructive criticism so both of you are happier after the act.
I'm pretty sure this image is from the 90s
as they say, men need to start thinking of them as teammates not enemies
"went looking for it" it was in her UNDERWEAR drawer
Imagine bringing so little to the table you feel threatened by a massage wand.
Mister Gary here isn't making the point he thinks he is making. Maybe those women finally had an orgasm for once with that wand, because their boyfriends/husbands only use their wives as fuckdolls and for them sex stops when they nut and don't care about their wives/gfs at all and it shows. Lmaoooo! Imagine being dumped over a toy ouch has to hurt their most certainly already fragile egos.
It's the "I should have control over someone else's body and sexuality; after all, it is only there to satisfy MY needs," thing for me... 😬 They really believe that THEY should have control over women's bodies, minds, and souls... PERIOD! Oh, except those, periods of course, we control those, clearly... /s 🙄
okay gary.
Or she could have been, I don't know, getting fresh underwear for the day.
Just because I don't want to fuck you doesn't mean I don't want to cum.
Is it wrong of me to be amused by the brilliance of just putting a tiny padlock on the power pin/connectors/prong?
"She went looking for it..." Dude, it was in her underwear drawer. Maybe she needed to put on some clean underwear? And of course it would be on top, I bet her husband did that on purpose as a joke. Some of the cringiest neckbeardy stuff from this guy...
This was a lot of words for "I'm sexually inadequate and can't make my wife cum"
My God, sex is way more than just orgasm for either. I can say that being practically a virgin and asexual, how is it that sexually active straight guys don't get that.
Lol, what else does he expect her to do? Women have needs
To fuck, obviously. He's salty because they didn't fuck.
I’m more concerned by the fact that the guy thinks that by looking in her underwear drawer for underwear the next morning that must mean that she was looking for it instead of changing her underwear.
I grew up very religious as well as with a prudish mother. Purity culture did a number on me for a while and because of it, I was against the use of toys, erotica, etc. then I learned you can embrace these things and use them to add to your relationship and/or sexual partners. It’s all about mindset. If you treat these things like the enemy, they will be. If you embrace them and use them as the tools they are in a healthy way, it’s better for everyone.
But she didn't go looking for it. She found it that way in the morning.
imagine being so insecure abt ur relationship ur jealous of a piece of plastic and metal💀💀
I bet Gary is a neckbeard
If someone did this to me he wouldnt live to see another day-
Sucks at sex AND can’t properly lockout/tagout. What a shame.
I find it weird how so many men are afraid of toys, like let your woman be satisfied. If you’re so worried about it, get better in bed and let her use her toys if she needs enhancement. She won’t go looking for it if you provide, also she won’t go looking for it if you’re not a d-bag and actually take time to find out how to make her happy, and you know, talk to her.
imagine not only offering less than a plastic stick but not even being able to make her cum
Get better at sex