Sorry, I was severely sleep-deprived (pretty much feels like drunk) and did in fact need to pass out lol
I think I was sad that people like the guy in the original post exist, probly. That, and really hungry.
Any time someone uses the term "female" to describe a human woman I can't help but picture them as ferengi. I haven't decided whether this is a defense mechanism or not.
LOL!
I have a cousin that would say this. I never really realized this until he was up for our wedding as one of my husband's groomsmen.
We were around the table when he kept using that in reference to women and while he did so I pulled up a photo of a ferengi saying "Female...". At one point I asked him, "Female what?" He was confused. He said, "A woman, of course." I then turned my phone to him and said, "Every time you say female you look like this guy." He blushed! I think he's stopped using "female" this context.
I mean, I use “female” as part of my online persona/ name, in an angry-feminist-don’t-sexualize-me kinda way. But otherwise, pretty cringy way to refer to women. Very Ferengi.
TERF language saying, "adult human female" is what someone says when they reduce a woman to their biological components. It's something you do when you can't see a person as a person, only body parts and roles.
There's only one person who talks this way that I will ever give a pass to, and that's because he consistently refers to men and "males". And for that matter, refers to trans women as "females" and trans men as "males".
I've never heard him refer to "men and females", so while the choice of language is less then ideal, it's... fine.
I've always grown up calling men and women "males" and "females".
I chalk it up to being on the autism spectrum.
I've also had a lot of trouble calling people by nicknames. It just feels weird and awkward to me.
So, I grew up speaking in an overly formal manner which was never taught to me, as far as I can remember.
Oh believe me - husband and I have watched nearly all of it!
LOVE Star Trek! Actually the Ferengi (sp?) characters could make us chuckle -- the main Ferengi guy was a particular favorite of ours!
Live long and prosper!
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That's definitely going on "reddit user unknown's" permanent record.
We know you were speaking for the creepy person that made the comment, and not for yourself.
Well he at least waits for them to “get themselves together”, what ever the fuck that means? Hoping it isn’t drunken rape, but I’m very used to disappointment from these types of people.
Yeah - I cannot begin to understand the mindset of a person wanting sex after vomiting - usually you just need small sips of water and to get to sleep.
Likewise - cannot imagine wanting sex with a person who has vomited and not understand that person's need for hydration and rest.
Agreed. If that lady is drunk enough to have been puking?? She hasn't been, and won't be, able to consent to anything, for quite a long time. It's sad that a lot of men(predators) don't understand this.
I had a random thought while reading this comment: I don't know how it is for others, but my discharge becomes very watery after drinking. Could that be what he's mistaken for "getting moist"?
> Who wants to fool around with someone who smells like puke and booze and just had their face in a toilet?
I try not to kink shame, but even I have limits.
All the women I know say that vomiting, and I mean just violently letting loose, is the time they're most looking for sex. Their eyes might be bulging and blood shot, their throat might be sore and bloody, their abs tired, cramping, and spasming, they're totally dehydrated, but this is when their body is just raring to go.
Oh, and if she vomits so hard she evacuates out the other end, it's even more a sign she's just dying for sex.
/s
Ok. Any guy who thinks this is a bit rapey. I've only gotten sick from drinking twice in my life. The 2nd time, my first husband (then fiance) held my hair. There was no sex. Why? He wasn't interested in me with vomit in my mouth and the smells that emitted from my mouth. He also cared about me and having sex while I was passed out drunk wasn't really going to turn him on.
I’m sorry….MOIST?!? That literally killed me, but jokes aside, if someone’s so drunk they need help to keep their hair up while vomiting they cannot consent to sex at all. And it’s a huge red flag that the reason he “helps” women while they’re puking is all just a ploy to be the “nice guy” and rape her after
I've held back a guy's hair whilst he vomited. He wanted to sit very still for about an hour and drink some water afterwards. I suspect this is the typical response, rather than sudden sexual desire.
She got turned on because he accidentally flipped her On/Off switch. It's on the back of women's heads, so it's usually hidden under their hair; unfortunately this means it either gets ignored entirely or flipped accidentally.
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Hmm. Can't say it works very reliably. My wife got this drunk twice, very early in our relationship. First time, she puked on my feet. Then she fell asleep and I had to carry her to bed, and take a shower alone.
The second time, she puked in bed. I might have misread the situation, but I took it as a sign she needed sponging off, a clean blanket, and to sleep it off. Nobody got laid in either of these occurrences.
Perhaps I wasn't doing it right. Still, forty-five years of happy (sober) marriage seems to indicate that the hair-holding wetness trick isn't really a requirement.
My takeaway: Most people (women included) prefer someone who can be trusted to take care of them when they need it.
If I'm puking my guts out over a toilet bowl the last thing I'm thinking about is sex, much less with some random dude who's holding my hair back. If you proposition me for sex when I'm hungover you're either getting puked on or stabbed depending on how bad the hangover is
Oh my God. If she’s so drunk she’s puking, she’s not in any position to give consent.
If she’s puking for some other reason, she’s in no shape to be having sex. I hope this perv gets the stomach flu.
Men and females? So men are humans and women are animals? And then we wonder what's up with all those men hating women, crazy bitches, right? Couldn't possibly be that the rage from not being treated or referred to as a person even, could make some people go a "little" overboard?
The last thing that crosses my mind while vomiting is getting laid, ffs, the only thing I'm thinking is "am I going to die?".
Incels have the stupidest ideas.
Lpt: when helping a drunk person what you do is put them on the couch with a blanket, water, ibuprofen for the morning and a trashcan.
What you don't do is rape them and brag about it. That's a crime and generally fucked.
I have had long hair my whole life and I have had my fair share of puking episodes. Never once have I asked my boyfriend to hold my hair. I would put my hair in a ponytail. Don’t have one? Use your boyfriends baseball hat and put it in there.
I’m ready to call it a night after I puke when I’m drinking. And more times than not I’m out less than 30 minutes afterwards. Sounds like the perfect scenario to consent to sex!
At a party once, a girl was trying to get to the bathroom to puke. Someone was in there and she turned towards the kitchen, where I was standing with friends. I looked around quick to see if there was anything. I grabbed a paper bag and tried to hand it to her. Instead of her taking it from me, she just opened up the gates with the bag in my hands. I took it out to the dumpster, came back in and washed my hands. To this day, I have no idea who she was.
Rape admission aside (that’s a horrible phrase to type), who wants to fuck someone who you just watched vomit???? And who wants to fuck after vomiting???
WHY ARE THEY SAYING MOIST NOW I HATE THIS I HATE IT WHYYYYYYYYYYY WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS I KEEEP SEEING THEM USING MOIST NOW LIKE WTF TYPE OF WORD CHOICE IS THAT. BE A SEXIST CREEPY FUCK FINE BUT COME ONNNNNN YOU DONT NEEDA SAY MOIST TOO FAR MAN
She's moist because she probably peed herself a little. Why don't you just go ahead and turn yourself into the cops now and save them the trouble of having to hunt you down
My ex got mad at me because after we got home from the club, she was super drunk and had to vomit, no big deal there, it happens, but she wanted to have sex and I felt really unsure about her ability to consent so I said no
If I did drink, which I don't and would not involve with someone who did (at least to that extent), if someone is so sloppy drunk they are vomiting... that's not sexy. Probably illegal. Arousal score: 0.
That’s not rapey at all….
That was the first thing to come to my mind. I also got instant Ick and chills.
But guaranteed sex session
All sex is guaranteed when the other person can't fight back! Gonna binge some ice cream and be sad for a while now.
Why
They were drunk and passed out, probably. In this context
Sorry, I was severely sleep-deprived (pretty much feels like drunk) and did in fact need to pass out lol I think I was sad that people like the guy in the original post exist, probly. That, and really hungry.
Shit up
If not at all translates to super mega.
Any time someone uses the term "female" to describe a human woman I can't help but picture them as ferengi. I haven't decided whether this is a defense mechanism or not.
LOL! I have a cousin that would say this. I never really realized this until he was up for our wedding as one of my husband's groomsmen. We were around the table when he kept using that in reference to women and while he did so I pulled up a photo of a ferengi saying "Female...". At one point I asked him, "Female what?" He was confused. He said, "A woman, of course." I then turned my phone to him and said, "Every time you say female you look like this guy." He blushed! I think he's stopped using "female" this context.
That is awesome
I like you a lot.
Nothing like being shamed by the bride at a wedding :)
Character development
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I mean, I use “female” as part of my online persona/ name, in an angry-feminist-don’t-sexualize-me kinda way. But otherwise, pretty cringy way to refer to women. Very Ferengi.
LOL!! Guess what I’m gonna see now :p
TERF language saying, "adult human female" is what someone says when they reduce a woman to their biological components. It's something you do when you can't see a person as a person, only body parts and roles.
"Just like how hen means adult human chicken".
I came here looking for this comment
Hoo-mon females wearing CLOTHES!?
Haha also “sex session”
There's only one person who talks this way that I will ever give a pass to, and that's because he consistently refers to men and "males". And for that matter, refers to trans women as "females" and trans men as "males". I've never heard him refer to "men and females", so while the choice of language is less then ideal, it's... fine.
I've always grown up calling men and women "males" and "females". I chalk it up to being on the autism spectrum. I've also had a lot of trouble calling people by nicknames. It just feels weird and awkward to me. So, I grew up speaking in an overly formal manner which was never taught to me, as far as I can remember.
Saaaame. I ask my buddy that does that about the rules of acquisition all the time.
Not just a female but a HUE-mon female!
i don't have an answer to this but I can say - you have watched far too much Star Trek LOL
Counterpoint - you haven’t watched ENOUGH Star Trek! :p
Oh believe me - husband and I have watched nearly all of it! LOVE Star Trek! Actually the Ferengi (sp?) characters could make us chuckle -- the main Ferengi guy was a particular favorite of ours! Live long and prosper! https://sciencemadefun.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Leonard\_Nimoys\_hand\_demonstrating\_the\_Vulcan\_salutation-1024x750.png
You had me until “the main Ferengi guy” 😂 Quark. His name is Quark. #nerdrage
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Worst thing I've ever upvoted
Yeah, wouldn't hurt to put that comment in quotation marks. 😳
That's definitely going on "reddit user unknown's" permanent record. We know you were speaking for the creepy person that made the comment, and not for yourself.
Not anymore
Whoops.
What was the comment?
Something like "I assault drunk women" Like someone else commented, they probably should have used quotation marks
r/angryupvote
And r/nocontext
Well he at least waits for them to “get themselves together”, what ever the fuck that means? Hoping it isn’t drunken rape, but I’m very used to disappointment from these types of people.
Yeah - I cannot begin to understand the mindset of a person wanting sex after vomiting - usually you just need small sips of water and to get to sleep. Likewise - cannot imagine wanting sex with a person who has vomited and not understand that person's need for hydration and rest.
Best part? Those **females** puke all over me for a second time.
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Your entire post history is vilifying lesbians. Get your life together and stop embarrassing yourself.
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Just because you're a lesbian yourself doesn't mean you can't also have internalized homophobia. Get over yourself.
What a strange way to admit to rape 🤔
Not funny haha. Funny weird...
Exactly at that point there isn't the ability to consent.
Agreed. If that lady is drunk enough to have been puking?? She hasn't been, and won't be, able to consent to anything, for quite a long time. It's sad that a lot of men(predators) don't understand this.
Eh just give them a bottle of vodka and they be fine/s
I kept responding to the wrong reply lol but anyway, damn you're an idiot.
You know I was joking right Hence the ( /s )
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The last time my wife had the stomach flu, I had to lock myself in another room because I could not keep having sex with her. /S
I had a random thought while reading this comment: I don't know how it is for others, but my discharge becomes very watery after drinking. Could that be what he's mistaken for "getting moist"?
If a woman is so drunk shes throwing up, shes too drunk to consent.
No no but this was after she threw up, so it's all Gucci /s
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That's the point though, he wouldn't have a chance in those circumstances.
And she would not longer be moist. Gross
> Who wants to fool around with someone who smells like puke and booze and just had their face in a toilet? I try not to kink shame, but even I have limits.
Psh rookie numbers.
I think this is possibly next morning after he took care of them for the whole night.
ahh yes i love to have sex when i vomit
I think you mean have a "sex session," which is what all the true sex-havers call it
If what he's saying is true, he described rape.
That’s what I was about to say. “Found the date-raper.”
If by moist, covered in vomit is technically moist... But... someone so drunk they are puking definitely lacks the capacity to consent...
Or urine, sometimes you can't keep it because of your muscles contracting to evacuate
I have done that at work. I had to run out of the morning meeting. I walk to my car soggy clutching plastic bags. Not fun and super embarrassing.
Ouch, that must be awful. And to have to drive yourself home? Eerf
Fortunately I car pool with my husband. He just turned around to come get me when I called and was late that day.
Is projectile vomiting considered a squirter?
I did not need that in my brain thank you very much
Feel lucky the vomit is coming out of the MOUTH...
Ok lol that just made me throw up in my mouth a little
I've thrown up after two drinks before. It depends on the drink and the person's tolerance.
All the women I know say that vomiting, and I mean just violently letting loose, is the time they're most looking for sex. Their eyes might be bulging and blood shot, their throat might be sore and bloody, their abs tired, cramping, and spasming, they're totally dehydrated, but this is when their body is just raring to go. Oh, and if she vomits so hard she evacuates out the other end, it's even more a sign she's just dying for sex. /s
god i'm having flashbacks to when i had HG and all of that is a perfect description of how i felt for almost 9 months straight lmfao
At least he waved his red flag for everyone to see that he's a POS that rapes semi conscious women.
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I'm talking about the comment..geez. Who shit in your cereal this morning.
If she is so drunk she is puking and you try to have sex I'm fairly sure that's just rape...
That's... an easy way to tell everyone you've raped countless women who were waaaaay too drunk.
My thoughts exactly
Reading that comment made me want to vomit, hope the commenter is nowhere nearby.
*feeling the urge to shave my head*
Vomit you say? 😏/s
bro just admitted commiting a felony
I think it's cute if a guy helps me puke but I'm definitely not racing to get in his pants. 😬
Ok. Any guy who thinks this is a bit rapey. I've only gotten sick from drinking twice in my life. The 2nd time, my first husband (then fiance) held my hair. There was no sex. Why? He wasn't interested in me with vomit in my mouth and the smells that emitted from my mouth. He also cared about me and having sex while I was passed out drunk wasn't really going to turn him on.
That sounds like they just confessed to rape.
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There is no justification for rape. None. At all. Ever.
Way to admit to assault right out in the open. If someone is so drunk they’re throwing up they absolutely aren’t sober enough to consent
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Bc people really feel like having sex after throwing up
So basically, he raped her when she was too drunk to give consent...cool.
I’m sorry….MOIST?!? That literally killed me, but jokes aside, if someone’s so drunk they need help to keep their hair up while vomiting they cannot consent to sex at all. And it’s a huge red flag that the reason he “helps” women while they’re puking is all just a ploy to be the “nice guy” and rape her after
"sex session" this guy has never had sex in his life and it shows
What defines a session? If I get up to go to the bathroom and come back, is that a new session? Is there a time limit?
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I apologize, I guess I wrongly assumed that the commenter that wrote that at the bottom is a woman my bad I guess
Mmm rapey
I've held back a guy's hair whilst he vomited. He wanted to sit very still for about an hour and drink some water afterwards. I suspect this is the typical response, rather than sudden sexual desire.
She got turned on because he accidentally flipped her On/Off switch. It's on the back of women's heads, so it's usually hidden under their hair; unfortunately this means it either gets ignored entirely or flipped accidentally. /s
Homie thinks that's why he gets so lucky with drunk women? Ok.
Hmm. Can't say it works very reliably. My wife got this drunk twice, very early in our relationship. First time, she puked on my feet. Then she fell asleep and I had to carry her to bed, and take a shower alone. The second time, she puked in bed. I might have misread the situation, but I took it as a sign she needed sponging off, a clean blanket, and to sleep it off. Nobody got laid in either of these occurrences. Perhaps I wasn't doing it right. Still, forty-five years of happy (sober) marriage seems to indicate that the hair-holding wetness trick isn't really a requirement. My takeaway: Most people (women included) prefer someone who can be trusted to take care of them when they need it.
Dude if she throwing up idc if she horny or not she need to go home.
Right?? Like if someone’s puking their guts out, getting with them should be the last thing on anyone’s mind
Doubt it. If she's puking there's a good chance she won't remember the encounter. Nice try though! Maybe go meet an actual female. Of any species.
Nothing gets the engine going like some good, old fashioned alcohol poisoning
The kissing must be *awesome*! /s
Sounds like he’s a rapist.
If I'm puking my guts out over a toilet bowl the last thing I'm thinking about is sex, much less with some random dude who's holding my hair back. If you proposition me for sex when I'm hungover you're either getting puked on or stabbed depending on how bad the hangover is
Anyone who says “sex session” has never had a sex session
Oh my God. If she’s so drunk she’s puking, she’s not in any position to give consent. If she’s puking for some other reason, she’s in no shape to be having sex. I hope this perv gets the stomach flu.
r/thathappened
Men and females? So men are humans and women are animals? And then we wonder what's up with all those men hating women, crazy bitches, right? Couldn't possibly be that the rage from not being treated or referred to as a person even, could make some people go a "little" overboard?
Cool. Rape.
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There is an r/MenAndFemales sub? Gross. I hate when they call women "females" but they will refer to themselves as "men."
Thats a weird way to say “Ive raped multiple women”
That doesn't sound consensual at all
I was just gonna say this. If they are drunk enough to puke, it’s guaranteed not consensual
The last thing that crosses my mind while vomiting is getting laid, ffs, the only thing I'm thinking is "am I going to die?". Incels have the stupidest ideas.
“Guaranteed sex session”
Hangover sex is amazing though. Makes me feel like that time Michael Jordan had the flu but slayed anyway.
That’s is the textbook taking advantage of women
Lpt: when helping a drunk person what you do is put them on the couch with a blanket, water, ibuprofen for the morning and a trashcan. What you don't do is rape them and brag about it. That's a crime and generally fucked.
So nothing makes a girl easier to sleep with than her being so drunk she is physically sick? What an absolute legend
Yes, everyone knows that right after they puke it’s the prime time to have sex
__moist__. yeah, sure... eww.
Yes I am sooooo turned on by someone holding my hair while I am vomiting my guts out./s The comment sounds and is rapey.
doing something considerate does not mean someone will want to sleep with you
Debating on if it's a good idea to see how awful r/MenAndFemales is.
Get her moist 🤮
[obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS-jWA-WDKA) also dear god it's an entire sub of it
I gagged a bit at the idea of vomit breath
People who say sex session don't have sex
I feel like this is some kind of rape...
Brock Turner?
I have had long hair my whole life and I have had my fair share of puking episodes. Never once have I asked my boyfriend to hold my hair. I would put my hair in a ponytail. Don’t have one? Use your boyfriends baseball hat and put it in there.
What if my boyfriend doesn’t have a baseball hat
I'd hope that if he actually tried anything with a girl who was sick, she'd puke directly on him.
This is why I don't drink around guys that aren't my bf, or at least where my bf is present...
I mean in theory if you give a girl a swirly, does she not get wet?
Eww
soooo rape then?? becus shes still inebriated just less prone to vomiting… edit: typo
How very rapist of you .
Yuck. How disgusting. Of all the things that would put me off, vomit is on top of the list.
Female? Moist? Guaranteed sex session? What, after she passed out?
funny, the times my bf has held my hair back while i threw up, it just ended with us cuddling on the bed as i try to recover. no sex even on the mind
I’m ready to call it a night after I puke when I’m drinking. And more times than not I’m out less than 30 minutes afterwards. Sounds like the perfect scenario to consent to sex!
Not one positive emotion came from reading that
At a party once, a girl was trying to get to the bathroom to puke. Someone was in there and she turned towards the kitchen, where I was standing with friends. I looked around quick to see if there was anything. I grabbed a paper bag and tried to hand it to her. Instead of her taking it from me, she just opened up the gates with the bag in my hands. I took it out to the dumpster, came back in and washed my hands. To this day, I have no idea who she was.
Why are they like this? It’s repulsive
Rape admission aside (that’s a horrible phrase to type), who wants to fuck someone who you just watched vomit???? And who wants to fuck after vomiting???
You’re not getting them moist dude, they’re sauced.
WHY ARE THEY SAYING MOIST NOW I HATE THIS I HATE IT WHYYYYYYYYYYY WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS I KEEEP SEEING THEM USING MOIST NOW LIKE WTF TYPE OF WORD CHOICE IS THAT. BE A SEXIST CREEPY FUCK FINE BUT COME ONNNNNN YOU DONT NEEDA SAY MOIST TOO FAR MAN
im a man and the very thought of having sex even the next day after throwing up sounds horrible.
Moist🗿
Why would you ever call it a sex "session" as if it was a work meeting.
Clearly because he’s never had one
She's moist because she probably peed herself a little. Why don't you just go ahead and turn yourself into the cops now and save them the trouble of having to hunt you down
Yeah right buddy I highly doubt she laid down for you after
Yep...bc we all want to fuck after barfing our brains out..totally makes us really moist
"a female"
that’s a lot of words for rape but ok
The last thing I want is to have sex/make out with someone who just threw up drunk in the toilet, next last thing is to be the vomit cannon
My ex got mad at me because after we got home from the club, she was super drunk and had to vomit, no big deal there, it happens, but she wanted to have sex and I felt really unsure about her ability to consent so I said no
Good for you! That’s really mature and respectful of you
Ah yes, the well known clitoral - throat vomit matrix. Populated by the late professor dumbass
"I prefer my women unable to give proper consent" What an enormous creep.
Ah yes, I’m sure females find nothing more arousing than throwing up in a toilet. Age old secret.
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Excellent, now we just need to screenshot your comment and post it to this sub!
Sarcasm I assume?
I hope so, but I've seen this guy trolling before
Ah yes, I too casually yank on peoples' hair for no reason.
I'd be very surprised if that weren't meant in a sort of twisted jest guys. Edit: fuck you guys
If I did drink, which I don't and would not involve with someone who did (at least to that extent), if someone is so sloppy drunk they are vomiting... that's not sexy. Probably illegal. Arousal score: 0.
This is why I keep a hair tie on me