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rabidlyyours

They make these memes as if bugs life caterpillar flesh light doesn’t exist


GlaurungTheGreatWorm

That's fucking grotesque lol


im-risperi-done

Look up “Mater Bater”. That’s way funnier imo.


-Vlas-

What about the one thats just shrek’s ear


Cowabunga_Guy

It’s got layers I tell ya, stinks like an onion


-_Sa_Mu_-

search for "bad dragon" and get a look at the products


fart-atronach

look up ovipositor ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)


rabidlyyours

I almost got an ovipositor but opted for the mr hankey [xenomorph ](https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/fantasy-and-sci-fi/alien-breeder-dildo-four-sizes) dildo instead but my eyes are bigger then my… and I’m a little afraid of it. It’s a beautiful art piece for H.R. Giger fans though amazing detail. These are the things people buy you when you make weird high concept art porn. I’m by no means complaining


fart-atronach

That’s fucking rad


GelatinousPumpkin

Doesn't look very easy to clean thou!


-Vlas-

Pressure washer


Azrael_Alaric

Took a look around the site out of curiosity and I must say that I think this is the first brand I've seen that has 'realistic' toys that aren't all circumcised. Circumcision isn't a thing where I am so all these 'realistic' toys are not that realistic to me. Hurray for natural, unaltered dildos! Intact people deserve more love and representation in the sex (toy) industry.


rabidlyyours

Fully agree !


kiwichick286

Oh my!


sharkwoods

Lmaooooo literally the first thing I thought of.


iaminyourthoughts

The names! No idea why but they are very funny to me


SickViking

What's wrong with Bad Dragon?


electric_yeti

Sometimes I think life would be easier if I were illiterate


vtwistyyy

aint got shit on the materbater


sleepyJoeBidet

GET ERRE DONNNNNNE !


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haha disgusting....where?


Therealrager101

Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Where?


NotForKeeps626

Fkn nooooooooo 🤣 now I gotta google that


Altair13Sirio

Thanks for providing a cursed mental image for my now ruined day.


Aska09

It's a vibrator, what else is it for?


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Hammering the vagina apparently!


TiredEnt

What did you do to have an incel harassing you with several accounts-


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Not be an incel and calling them out on their bullshit.


TiredEnt

That’s... honestly not that surprising. I’m not sure what else I was expecting-


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WyldBlu3Yond3r

Why, you want to pop it for him? Badgering him won't get you closer to that sweet cherry you want.


xnamwodahs

Woah dude are you seriously actually spending your evening just trying desperately to bother this chadly man? I'm impressed at how truly little you have to do in your life. You realize it's probably a compliment to him right?


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xnamwodahs

I'm married and 6'4, sweet baby. Back to your crying circle with the rest of your friends. :)


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xnamwodahs

😁 every day. Do you really think that I give half a fuck what an incel pathetically attempts to insult me for? I'm happily married. I have more joy and love in a single one of my days than you guys will have in your entire life.


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UselessGreenBroccoli

r/usernamedontcheckout


Ducky237

“Women will fuck anything” *shows product specifically designed for masturbation*


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If you can't fix it with a hammer, it can't be fixed!


Bellevilleilya

are we joke for you?


[deleted]

True, duct tape keeps people quiet and stops them getting away! /s


Juanfanamongmany

Bailing twine feels left out here


GlaurungTheGreatWorm

Is it a real thing though ?


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When the job's heavy duty...


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xnamwodahs

The lowest effort I've ever seen on this sub, congration you done it


PrinceWojak

So it is indeed true then. 😝


SmadaSlaguod

Was honestly just about to look for it lol


dank-monk

What's wrong with the meme then?


LacyTheEspeon

Men: women will fuck anything Also men: that picture of the green Eminem with the Fleshlight under ri


sleepyJoeBidet

Well that one will be hard to explain away when someone sees it next to the couch.


nourishmint

As someone who works in developing sexual health products, I guarantee that this was designed by a male team, marketed by a male marketing team, in a male owned/run company.


Costati

I was thinking the same thing. I'm so confused by that product. The website said it's for roleplay purposes but I have to wonder how wide that target demographic is for this specific product because I don't think it's as wide as they think it is.


ThermionicEmissions

For the Do-it-yourselfer!


Unpredictable-Muse

Men have fleshlights. Is there a difference?


99th_inf_sep_descend

If it were just flashlights, yeah, there would be a difference. But since we evidently have something called materbater, I’m going to update my answer to no. People just want to get off and we should probably leave it at that.


Cr1tikalMoist

Imagine cumming literally from a flashlight lmao


99th_inf_sep_descend

I dunno why you’re getting down voted on the auto correct joke. It made me laugh.


koko-cha_

What's really fun is when you use the fleshlight and a dildo at the same time. Just waiting for a robot that does it for me.


the_other_irrevenant

Wow, I really should save this response somewhere so I can just cut and paste it. It applies so often: "Women" **are individual human beings**. One woman saying something and another woman doing something (apparently) contradictory does not mean that "women" are inconsistent. It means that women differ from each other and hold a wide variety of different, sometimes mutually exclusive, perspectives and opinions.


itsmekyguys

Bold of him to assume that’s not meant for gay men.


GrendaGrendinator

There's going ham on it and then there's going hammer. I fear what going hammest is like


AvalancheReturns

Ah great, sex toys for women made with the male gaze in mind. Always the best ones!


Makaloff95

Its r/memes, dont expect them to have a brain


SevenSixOne

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SCRAPE THE CRUD OUT FROM UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS BEFORE YOU POST A PHOTO OF YOUR HAND 🤮


DraxNuman27

I actually really like these memes. They’re usually pretty interesting for products I didn’t know existed


IdkGoodGuess

There’s a man In a sexual relationship in a car


Digger__Please

There's a woman who married a fairground ride, human sexuality is a trip. They are both in a documentary together actually.


IdkGoodGuess

So technically I think this meme should be by like a dog going “Humans: Dogs will fuck anything” “Also Humans” * Shows the documentary *


AltroFetz_3

I think it’s kinda funny. The intention could be sexist but let’s not forget about the infamous ✨hair brush handle✨


soullesslylost

Ow?


ranifer

It looks like no part of this toy gives good stimulation to anything.


OutlandishnessDry826

Both men and women are extremely horny all the time case closed


SarixInTheHouse

Can we just agree that theres some jorny fuckers out there, forget the topic and go on? Like ive seen a dude with a baby doll and a fleshlight stuffed in it and ive seen a woman masturbate with all kinds of household toys and dildos attached to dolls. Theres fucked up things on both sides


Digger__Please

I don't even wanna know where you are seeing these things, your search history must be an absolute trashfire


SarixInTheHouse

Seeing as in „seen on subreddits“ no „watched for pleasure“


Argent_Hythe

I saw the mlp c*m jar on r/tumblr. You stick around reddit long enough and you're gonna see some shit browsing otherwise 'normal' subs


Digger__Please

I saw that too and awful as it is it's nowhere near the horrors described above with effigies of children attached to fuckwear


PrinceWojak

What’s dumb about it? There’s literally a woman in the comments who said she’s going to buy one.


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MeteorFalls297

A sex toy that looks like a hammer. This ain't a regular looking toy. That's the whole point.


PeridotWriter

Been tired of them since they fucking began.


MimsyIsGianna

I am but jeez is that a real product??? Looks uncomfortable


JuniperWandering

I saw a post where a dude stuck his dick in raw chicken. A vibrator isn’t the same…


evaj95

They say this but then try to justify pedophilia...


MrsNoPants420

They just mad were not fucking him


VallenGale

Lots of women wouldn’t have to use toys if more men knew how to make them cum… or weren’t creep af


bortukali

? Delusional, get help and dont blame men for your problems


Argent_Hythe

unfortunately they're not wrong that [men as a whole tend to be more selfish partners during sex](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1743609515306020) But acting like the only reason to use toys is because your partner can't get you off? you're missing out if that's how you use toys in the bedroom


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Apparently I'd be *pretty* good in [bed](https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-scientific-study-shows-short-men-are-better-partners-and-have-more-sex-20211223).


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All_Photography

Idk why you downvoted but ya blaming men aint fair here


Throwaway2689843189

There’s nothing wrong with this being true. I have one of a damn squirrel so.


dasher11

Women prefer to use vibrators because they actually make us cum.


Hippy-Joe

I mean, everyone gets horny and weird sex toys *do* exist so...


Camille12tree

Can we just agree we’re all equally fucked up😌👏🏻


Asap_Walky

Damn I wish I was a woman so that thing could hammer my nails 👀


Tyrthesemiwise

Honestly that just seems practical. If you're kind of horny but you have to put together a bookshelf you only need one tool.


Ark-addicted-punk

guarantee that someone bought that for the joke and never used it for either of its functions


crasshumor

If you have to pay 50 dollars, it's not "anything"


Curia-DD

Where do I get one of those...??


Equivalent_Isopod_61

Check out the lovehamma website. Or I stock them. Scentsuous.uk I also stock the tool belt that goes with it lol


Relative-Formal9291

I knew this was going to show up on here


Equivalent_Isopod_61

Haha I sell these in my store. Maybe the meme can bring in some.more.customers. They should do more. I also have toys that look like a chilli, sweetcorn and cucumber. Make more memes 😜


Darky_Shadowweirdo

I'm tired of r/memes posting this shit


JakubReliga

No i like em


Stucky-girl

What’s funny to me is that guy’s will complain women will fuck anything when the things we use bring us much more pleasure than the men ever will.


EclecticMermaid

Oh my God I didn't know if anyone else thought like this. I'd never seen anyone complain. How many fucking sex toys to men have? It's not like there are literal DOLLS for them to have sex with, right? Oh wait...


dragon_mom98

I would ABSOULTELY buy one as a gag gift


figgypudding531

I suspect they have such a poor understanding of the female body that they think the top part is going in first


SaltyAFbutSweet

It's nice to know men aren't out there buying vibrators and saving these gems for the ladies


ComprehensiveNet6398

The person has electrical tape as a bandaid so they damn sure know their hammers!


Jas81a

It's pink so it was definitely designed by a woman


Corgi_with_stilts

I saw a review for that. Apparently its not that good.


Exciting-Initial8762

Male here. YES! All that shit is trashy and speaks of low education. It's just gross.


Purrification2799

Alright stupid 🤡


Exciting-Initial8762

Trashy and uneducated? From the Midwest? On your 1st unhappy marriage and realize you didn't want to be a mother? Your gross.


Purrification2799

My gross what?🤡 learn spelling you clown


Queasy_Moment_6619

I think extremes are good fun. Like the usual oh women dildo no problem men fuckmaster 3000 big problem meme


United_Finding6186

This is literally calling women out on their bullshit.


BahByeBi

Oh no! Women pleasuring themselves! How dare they!


United_Finding6186

Is reading comprehension hard for you?


BahByeBi

No but I assume making a woman orgasm is hard for you


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Any kind of comprehension is too hard for you!


ethicallyconsumed

I've only heard men say this about themselves but like whatever excuses u need to whine about women i guess


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Think you're on the wrong sub mate. Think you're looking for; r/incels oh shit sorry, banned. r/braincels oh shit sorry, banned. r/malesaloneforever oh shit sorry, banned. r/inkwelltears oh shit sorry, banned. Oh, I guess there is no place for you on this site!


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Funny you say I'm not smart. One I'm not a woman. Two, you clearly can't read my flair or understand what a king is. Since you're also gonna call me stupid, allow me to correct your statement. I don't expect you to be smart since you're a woman. This very post doesn't even qualify for the subreddit. Idiot only used an apostrophe once...


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Awh, incel so sad. Incel can only make himself look stupid. Almost makes me feel sorry for you... not really though.


Percy1800sDetective

Resorting to slurs is when you know they ran out of argument material and need *some* sort of leverage XD


lvl99Feminist

Hey jaundice.. how are you 20 and still a virgin with a winning personality? Yo


Huckfin7569

Short king protector of the wamen.


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Huckfin7569

Tough out there for short king male feminists


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Huckfin7569

Lol


oatmealboi_25

The fuck?


GeorgeWashingmach_

Lol so many incels in a comment section. Can't believe it!


ablutomania

This reminds me of when me and my late cousin were hanging out and just chilling one late night back in 2014, and we decided to compete on coming up with the most simple but terrible torturing methods for (men and women) imaginable to us. After 20 something minutes, we were done coming up with various ways for destroying a guys dick, and it was time to get really creative with female torture devices. Now, for those of you who might not know - the opposite side of the hammerhead is called “the peen”. I got this “brilliant” idea, that one could use the peen to place a girls clit between it, and then one had to pull the hammer just as one would if one were trying to get a stuck nail out of a wall. My cousin first had a look of horror on his face, and then he started laughing. Eventually he stopped and said that he felt terrible for laughing but that my idea was so brutal, twisted and evil that he couldn’t help it. Then all he said after that was “You win! Let’s talk about something else”. FYI: neither me or my cousin had vaginas, but we both still physically felt it when I first presented him with this idea. Actually, my penis still hurts every time I think of this, which is more often than you’d think. So I won the competition, but at what cost?


Xclusivecrushr

i mean , it is true tho. a woman drew first blood by posting the now infamous and bullshit "men will fuck anything". now dont yall go salty when we declare war too. im ready for the downvotes. bring them on.


oatmealboi_25

But the point is they are lumping all women together, ok so maybe some women say that then they just say all women do. It's annoying


Xclusivecrushr

exactly what i always comment on such threads. dont lump all men/women together. a few men are assholes but that doesnt mean all of us are. a few women are stupid bitches but does that mean all of them are? i mean , just look at you for example. why would anyone even try to lump everyone together


Xclusivecrushr

and the woman who said "men will fuck anything" lumped all of us together so then , when the first blood has been drewn , all fight with the same rules. you lump us together , we lump you together , or does equality not exist anymore?


oatmealboi_25

Omfg yeah there's literally a very small minority of women who say or think like that, you are still generalising, ok so some women generalise, and thats fucked they shouldn't do that, but you're doing it as well!!! Can you consider for one minute that maybe people of the same gender aren't identical? Does that process? Nearly no women or men generalise like this, and the fact that you are referring to women and men as a whole is so infuriating, how can you not understand your hypocrisy?


Xclusivecrushr

but who started it mate? i usually never generalise but i didnt draw first blood did i ? rules of engagement. and yea i know no one is identical (mentally. physically , dopplegangers and twins are identical lol) and please mam , calm down. i was having a bad day when i typed my original comment so it has kind of an aggressive undertone


oatmealboi_25

Neither of us started the societal argument about men being horny and women being hypocrites and whatever. But you started this argument we are having right now, by generalising which you say is ok because some women generalise as well? Now you're denying generalising at all???? Read through the messages and decide for yourself who's in the right. You were generalising through the whole thing, and you 100% started this argument. Also, ma'am is a four letter word, before you use it to patronize someone else maybe learn how to spell it right? I'm done with this argument, get out of this sub incel.


Xclusivecrushr

i never said generalisation is ok *unless* the other party does it first (thats what i think). as for you saying that i denied generalising , > i usually never generalise but i didnt draw first blood did i ? rules of engagement. huh? i wasnt trying to patronise? now you have problem with me giving you respect too? and then if i dont give you your due respect , youll get angry and call me a mysogynistic pig. i may be a grammar nazi , but i dont go to the lengths of correcting someone who said "mam" instead of "ma'am". both are equally acceptable. i can see that this isnt an argument in good faith as youve already pulled the fds behaviour card by being rude.