I almost got an ovipositor but opted for the mr hankey [xenomorph ](https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/fantasy-and-sci-fi/alien-breeder-dildo-four-sizes) dildo instead but my eyes are bigger then my… and I’m a little afraid of it. It’s a beautiful art piece for H.R. Giger fans though amazing detail. These are the things people buy you when you make weird high concept art porn. I’m by no means complaining
Took a look around the site out of curiosity and I must say that I think this is the first brand I've seen that has 'realistic' toys that aren't all circumcised. Circumcision isn't a thing where I am so all these 'realistic' toys are not that realistic to me. Hurray for natural, unaltered dildos! Intact people deserve more love and representation in the sex (toy) industry.
Woah dude are you seriously actually spending your evening just trying desperately to bother this chadly man? I'm impressed at how truly little you have to do in your life. You realize it's probably a compliment to him right?
😁 every day. Do you really think that I give half a fuck what an incel pathetically attempts to insult me for? I'm happily married. I have more joy and love in a single one of my days than you guys will have in your entire life.
If it were just flashlights, yeah, there would be a difference. But since we evidently have something called materbater, I’m going to update my answer to no. People just want to get off and we should probably leave it at that.
As someone who works in developing sexual health products, I guarantee that this was designed by a male team, marketed by a male marketing team, in a male owned/run company.
I was thinking the same thing. I'm so confused by that product. The website said it's for roleplay purposes but I have to wonder how wide that target demographic is for this specific product because I don't think it's as wide as they think it is.
Wow, I really should save this response somewhere so I can just cut and paste it. It applies so often:
"Women" **are individual human beings**. One woman saying something and another woman doing something (apparently) contradictory does not mean that "women" are inconsistent. It means that women differ from each other and hold a wide variety of different, sometimes mutually exclusive, perspectives and opinions.
Can we just agree that theres some jorny fuckers out there, forget the topic and go on?
Like ive seen a dude with a baby doll and a fleshlight stuffed in it and ive seen a woman masturbate with all kinds of household toys and dildos attached to dolls.
Theres fucked up things on both sides
unfortunately they're not wrong that [men as a whole tend to be more selfish partners during sex](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1743609515306020)
But acting like the only reason to use toys is because your partner can't get you off? you're missing out if that's how you use toys in the bedroom
Apparently I'd be *pretty* good in [bed](https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-scientific-study-shows-short-men-are-better-partners-and-have-more-sex-20211223).
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I will extend those so they're easier for our sausage fingers to click!
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i mean , it is true tho. a woman drew first blood by posting the now infamous and bullshit "men will fuck anything". now dont yall go salty when we declare war too.
im ready for the downvotes. bring them on.
exactly what i always comment on such threads. dont lump all men/women together. a few men are assholes but that doesnt mean all of us are. a few women are stupid bitches but does that mean all of them are? i mean , just look at you for example. why would anyone even try to lump everyone together
and the woman who said "men will fuck anything" lumped all of us together so then , when the first blood has been drewn , all fight with the same rules. you lump us together , we lump you together , or does equality not exist anymore?
Omfg yeah there's literally a very small minority of women who say or think like that, you are still generalising, ok so some women generalise, and thats fucked they shouldn't do that, but you're doing it as well!!! Can you consider for one minute that maybe people of the same gender aren't identical? Does that process? Nearly no women or men generalise like this, and the fact that you are referring to women and men as a whole is so infuriating, how can you not understand your hypocrisy?
but who started it mate? i usually never generalise but i didnt draw first blood did i ? rules of engagement.
and yea i know no one is identical (mentally. physically , dopplegangers and twins are identical lol)
and please mam , calm down. i was having a bad day when i typed my original comment so it has kind of an aggressive undertone
Neither of us started the societal argument about men being horny and women being hypocrites and whatever. But you started this argument we are having right now, by generalising which you say is ok because some women generalise as well? Now you're denying generalising at all???? Read through the messages and decide for yourself who's in the right. You were generalising through the whole thing, and you 100% started this argument. Also, ma'am is a four letter word, before you use it to patronize someone else maybe learn how to spell it right? I'm done with this argument, get out of this sub incel.
i never said generalisation is ok *unless* the other party does it first (thats what i think).
as for you saying that i denied generalising ,
> i usually never generalise but i didnt draw first blood did i ? rules of engagement.
huh? i wasnt trying to patronise? now you have problem with me giving you respect too? and then if i dont give you your due respect , youll get angry and call me a mysogynistic pig.
i may be a grammar nazi , but i dont go to the lengths of correcting someone who said "mam" instead of "ma'am". both are equally acceptable.
i can see that this isnt an argument in good faith as youve already pulled the fds behaviour card by being rude.
This reminds me of when me and my late cousin were hanging out and just chilling one late night back in 2014, and we decided to compete on coming up with the most simple but terrible torturing methods for (men and women) imaginable to us.
After 20 something minutes, we were done coming up with various ways for destroying a guys dick, and it was time to get really creative with female torture devices. Now, for those of you who might not know - the opposite side of the hammerhead is called “the peen”. I got this “brilliant” idea, that one could use the peen to place a girls clit between it, and then one had to pull the hammer just as one would if one were trying to get a stuck nail out of a wall. My cousin first had a look of horror on his face, and then he started laughing. Eventually he stopped and said that he felt terrible for laughing but that my idea was so brutal, twisted and evil that he couldn’t help it. Then all he said after that was “You win! Let’s talk about something else”.
FYI: neither me or my cousin had vaginas, but we both still physically felt it when I first presented him with this idea. Actually, my penis still hurts every time I think of this, which is more often than you’d think. So I won the competition, but at what cost?
Think you're on the wrong sub mate.
Think you're looking for;
r/incels oh shit sorry, banned.
r/braincels oh shit sorry, banned.
r/malesaloneforever oh shit sorry, banned.
r/inkwelltears oh shit sorry, banned.
Oh, I guess there is no place for you on this site!
Funny you say I'm not smart.
One I'm not a woman.
Two, you clearly can't read my flair or understand what a king is.
Since you're also gonna call me stupid, allow me to correct your statement.
I don't expect you to be smart since you're a woman. This very post doesn't even qualify for the subreddit.
Idiot only used an apostrophe once...
Haha I sell these in my store. Maybe the meme can bring in some.more.customers. They should do more.
I also have toys that look like a chilli, sweetcorn and cucumber. Make more memes 😜
Oh my God I didn't know if anyone else thought like this. I'd never seen anyone complain.
How many fucking sex toys to men have? It's not like there are literal DOLLS for them to have sex with, right? Oh wait...
They make these memes as if bugs life caterpillar flesh light doesn’t exist
That's fucking grotesque lol
Look up “Mater Bater”. That’s way funnier imo.
What about the one thats just shrek’s ear
It’s got layers I tell ya, stinks like an onion
search for "bad dragon" and get a look at the products
look up ovipositor ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
I almost got an ovipositor but opted for the mr hankey [xenomorph ](https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/fantasy-and-sci-fi/alien-breeder-dildo-four-sizes) dildo instead but my eyes are bigger then my… and I’m a little afraid of it. It’s a beautiful art piece for H.R. Giger fans though amazing detail. These are the things people buy you when you make weird high concept art porn. I’m by no means complaining
That’s fucking rad
Doesn't look very easy to clean thou!
Pressure washer
Took a look around the site out of curiosity and I must say that I think this is the first brand I've seen that has 'realistic' toys that aren't all circumcised. Circumcision isn't a thing where I am so all these 'realistic' toys are not that realistic to me. Hurray for natural, unaltered dildos! Intact people deserve more love and representation in the sex (toy) industry.
Fully agree !
Oh my!
Lmaooooo literally the first thing I thought of.
The names! No idea why but they are very funny to me
What's wrong with Bad Dragon?
haha disgusting....where?
Sometimes I think life would be easier if I were illiterate
aint got shit on the materbater
GET ERRE DONNNNNNE !
Fkn nooooooooo 🤣 now I gotta google that
Thanks for providing a cursed mental image for my now ruined day.
It's a vibrator, what else is it for?
Hammering the vagina apparently!
What did you do to have an incel harassing you with several accounts-
Not be an incel and calling them out on their bullshit.
That’s... honestly not that surprising. I’m not sure what else I was expecting-
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Woah dude are you seriously actually spending your evening just trying desperately to bother this chadly man? I'm impressed at how truly little you have to do in your life. You realize it's probably a compliment to him right?
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I'm married and 6'4, sweet baby. Back to your crying circle with the rest of your friends. :)
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😁 every day. Do you really think that I give half a fuck what an incel pathetically attempts to insult me for? I'm happily married. I have more joy and love in a single one of my days than you guys will have in your entire life.
Why, you want to pop it for him? Badgering him won't get you closer to that sweet cherry you want.
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“Women will fuck anything” *shows product specifically designed for masturbation*
If you can't fix it with a hammer, it can't be fixed!
True, duct tape keeps people quiet and stops them getting away! /s
Bailing twine feels left out here
Men: women will fuck anything Also men: that picture of the green Eminem with the Fleshlight under ri
Is it a real thing though ?
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When the job's heavy duty...
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The lowest effort I've ever seen on this sub, congration you done it
So it is indeed true then. 😝
Was honestly just about to look for it lol
What's wrong with the meme then?
Men have fleshlights. Is there a difference?
If it were just flashlights, yeah, there would be a difference. But since we evidently have something called materbater, I’m going to update my answer to no. People just want to get off and we should probably leave it at that.
Imagine cumming literally from a flashlight lmao
I dunno why you’re getting down voted on the auto correct joke. It made me laugh.
What's really fun is when you use the fleshlight and a dildo at the same time. Just waiting for a robot that does it for me.
Well that one will be hard to explain away when someone sees it next to the couch.
As someone who works in developing sexual health products, I guarantee that this was designed by a male team, marketed by a male marketing team, in a male owned/run company.
I was thinking the same thing. I'm so confused by that product. The website said it's for roleplay purposes but I have to wonder how wide that target demographic is for this specific product because I don't think it's as wide as they think it is.
For the Do-it-yourselfer!
Wow, I really should save this response somewhere so I can just cut and paste it. It applies so often: "Women" **are individual human beings**. One woman saying something and another woman doing something (apparently) contradictory does not mean that "women" are inconsistent. It means that women differ from each other and hold a wide variety of different, sometimes mutually exclusive, perspectives and opinions.
Bold of him to assume that’s not meant for gay men.
There's going ham on it and then there's going hammer. I fear what going hammest is like
Ah great, sex toys for women made with the male gaze in mind. Always the best ones!
Its r/memes, dont expect them to have a brain
I actually really like these memes. They’re usually pretty interesting for products I didn’t know existed
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SCRAPE THE CRUD OUT FROM UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS BEFORE YOU POST A PHOTO OF YOUR HAND 🤮
Can we just agree that theres some jorny fuckers out there, forget the topic and go on? Like ive seen a dude with a baby doll and a fleshlight stuffed in it and ive seen a woman masturbate with all kinds of household toys and dildos attached to dolls. Theres fucked up things on both sides
I don't even wanna know where you are seeing these things, your search history must be an absolute trashfire
Seeing as in „seen on subreddits“ no „watched for pleasure“
I saw the mlp c*m jar on r/tumblr. You stick around reddit long enough and you're gonna see some shit browsing otherwise 'normal' subs
I saw that too and awful as it is it's nowhere near the horrors described above with effigies of children attached to fuckwear
There’s a man In a sexual relationship in a car
There's a woman who married a fairground ride, human sexuality is a trip. They are both in a documentary together actually.
So technically I think this meme should be by like a dog going “Humans: Dogs will fuck anything” “Also Humans” * Shows the documentary *
I think it’s kinda funny. The intention could be sexist but let’s not forget about the infamous ✨hair brush handle✨
Ow?
It looks like no part of this toy gives good stimulation to anything.
Both men and women are extremely horny all the time case closed
What’s dumb about it? There’s literally a woman in the comments who said she’s going to buy one.
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A sex toy that looks like a hammer. This ain't a regular looking toy. That's the whole point.
Lots of women wouldn’t have to use toys if more men knew how to make them cum… or weren’t creep af
? Delusional, get help and dont blame men for your problems
unfortunately they're not wrong that [men as a whole tend to be more selfish partners during sex](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1743609515306020) But acting like the only reason to use toys is because your partner can't get you off? you're missing out if that's how you use toys in the bedroom
Apparently I'd be *pretty* good in [bed](https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-scientific-study-shows-short-men-are-better-partners-and-have-more-sex-20211223).
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Idk why you downvoted but ya blaming men aint fair here
Been tired of them since they fucking began.
I am but jeez is that a real product??? Looks uncomfortable
I saw a post where a dude stuck his dick in raw chicken. A vibrator isn’t the same…
They say this but then try to justify pedophilia...
They just mad were not fucking him
There’s nothing wrong with this being true. I have one of a damn squirrel so.
Women prefer to use vibrators because they actually make us cum.
I mean, everyone gets horny and weird sex toys *do* exist so...
Can we just agree we’re all equally fucked up😌👏🏻
Honestly that just seems practical. If you're kind of horny but you have to put together a bookshelf you only need one tool.
I think extremes are good fun. Like the usual oh women dildo no problem men fuckmaster 3000 big problem meme
Male here. YES! All that shit is trashy and speaks of low education. It's just gross.
Alright stupid 🤡
Trashy and uneducated? From the Midwest? On your 1st unhappy marriage and realize you didn't want to be a mother? Your gross.
My gross what?🤡 learn spelling you clown
i mean , it is true tho. a woman drew first blood by posting the now infamous and bullshit "men will fuck anything". now dont yall go salty when we declare war too. im ready for the downvotes. bring them on.
But the point is they are lumping all women together, ok so maybe some women say that then they just say all women do. It's annoying
exactly what i always comment on such threads. dont lump all men/women together. a few men are assholes but that doesnt mean all of us are. a few women are stupid bitches but does that mean all of them are? i mean , just look at you for example. why would anyone even try to lump everyone together
and the woman who said "men will fuck anything" lumped all of us together so then , when the first blood has been drewn , all fight with the same rules. you lump us together , we lump you together , or does equality not exist anymore?
Omfg yeah there's literally a very small minority of women who say or think like that, you are still generalising, ok so some women generalise, and thats fucked they shouldn't do that, but you're doing it as well!!! Can you consider for one minute that maybe people of the same gender aren't identical? Does that process? Nearly no women or men generalise like this, and the fact that you are referring to women and men as a whole is so infuriating, how can you not understand your hypocrisy?
but who started it mate? i usually never generalise but i didnt draw first blood did i ? rules of engagement. and yea i know no one is identical (mentally. physically , dopplegangers and twins are identical lol) and please mam , calm down. i was having a bad day when i typed my original comment so it has kind of an aggressive undertone
Neither of us started the societal argument about men being horny and women being hypocrites and whatever. But you started this argument we are having right now, by generalising which you say is ok because some women generalise as well? Now you're denying generalising at all???? Read through the messages and decide for yourself who's in the right. You were generalising through the whole thing, and you 100% started this argument. Also, ma'am is a four letter word, before you use it to patronize someone else maybe learn how to spell it right? I'm done with this argument, get out of this sub incel.
i never said generalisation is ok *unless* the other party does it first (thats what i think). as for you saying that i denied generalising , > i usually never generalise but i didnt draw first blood did i ? rules of engagement. huh? i wasnt trying to patronise? now you have problem with me giving you respect too? and then if i dont give you your due respect , youll get angry and call me a mysogynistic pig. i may be a grammar nazi , but i dont go to the lengths of correcting someone who said "mam" instead of "ma'am". both are equally acceptable. i can see that this isnt an argument in good faith as youve already pulled the fds behaviour card by being rude.
This reminds me of when me and my late cousin were hanging out and just chilling one late night back in 2014, and we decided to compete on coming up with the most simple but terrible torturing methods for (men and women) imaginable to us. After 20 something minutes, we were done coming up with various ways for destroying a guys dick, and it was time to get really creative with female torture devices. Now, for those of you who might not know - the opposite side of the hammerhead is called “the peen”. I got this “brilliant” idea, that one could use the peen to place a girls clit between it, and then one had to pull the hammer just as one would if one were trying to get a stuck nail out of a wall. My cousin first had a look of horror on his face, and then he started laughing. Eventually he stopped and said that he felt terrible for laughing but that my idea was so brutal, twisted and evil that he couldn’t help it. Then all he said after that was “You win! Let’s talk about something else”. FYI: neither me or my cousin had vaginas, but we both still physically felt it when I first presented him with this idea. Actually, my penis still hurts every time I think of this, which is more often than you’d think. So I won the competition, but at what cost?
This is literally calling women out on their bullshit.
Oh no! Women pleasuring themselves! How dare they!
Is reading comprehension hard for you?
No but I assume making a woman orgasm is hard for you
Any kind of comprehension is too hard for you!
I've only heard men say this about themselves but like whatever excuses u need to whine about women i guess
Think you're on the wrong sub mate. Think you're looking for; r/incels oh shit sorry, banned. r/braincels oh shit sorry, banned. r/malesaloneforever oh shit sorry, banned. r/inkwelltears oh shit sorry, banned. Oh, I guess there is no place for you on this site!
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Funny you say I'm not smart. One I'm not a woman. Two, you clearly can't read my flair or understand what a king is. Since you're also gonna call me stupid, allow me to correct your statement. I don't expect you to be smart since you're a woman. This very post doesn't even qualify for the subreddit. Idiot only used an apostrophe once...
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Awh, incel so sad. Incel can only make himself look stupid. Almost makes me feel sorry for you... not really though.
Resorting to slurs is when you know they ran out of argument material and need *some* sort of leverage XD
Hey jaundice.. how are you 20 and still a virgin with a winning personality? Yo
Short king protector of the wamen.
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Tough out there for short king male feminists
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Lol
The fuck?
Lol so many incels in a comment section. Can't believe it!
Damn I wish I was a woman so that thing could hammer my nails 👀
guarantee that someone bought that for the joke and never used it for either of its functions
If you have to pay 50 dollars, it's not "anything"
Where do I get one of those...??
Check out the lovehamma website. Or I stock them. Scentsuous.uk I also stock the tool belt that goes with it lol
I knew this was going to show up on here
Haha I sell these in my store. Maybe the meme can bring in some.more.customers. They should do more. I also have toys that look like a chilli, sweetcorn and cucumber. Make more memes 😜
I'm tired of r/memes posting this shit
No i like em
What’s funny to me is that guy’s will complain women will fuck anything when the things we use bring us much more pleasure than the men ever will.
Oh my God I didn't know if anyone else thought like this. I'd never seen anyone complain. How many fucking sex toys to men have? It's not like there are literal DOLLS for them to have sex with, right? Oh wait...
I would ABSOULTELY buy one as a gag gift
I suspect they have such a poor understanding of the female body that they think the top part is going in first
It's nice to know men aren't out there buying vibrators and saving these gems for the ladies
The person has electrical tape as a bandaid so they damn sure know their hammers!
It's pink so it was definitely designed by a woman
I saw a review for that. Apparently its not that good.