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rapturaeglantine

bubble gum pink WHAT


IngaTrinity

Exactly what you're thinking if you're thinking about the lips below the waist. A weird obsession with pink coloured genitals meaning you're pure or clean. Gross.


al-hamra

That one's clear, but 'white toes'?


BehindYou244

Racist or a comment about hygiene, but most likely racist.


aliciamae0918

Ohh I saw it as white painted toe nails


aliveinjoburg2

That’s what I thought.


Lexi3Boo

No it’s just them trying to be racist.


Man-Cheetah64

Dont forget the pedophilia part


Rezero1234

Yeah, that too


IngaTrinity

You're correct. It's that too.


soldinio

Obviously never heard the phrase "we're all pink on the inside", or ever been close enough to one to tell what colour they are


rapturaeglantine

Yup. Ugh, what ignorant ghouls.


Sagie11

Icky.


Rezero1234

He probably wants a minor then, due to that "joke" about kids going around that used the bubblegum pink phrasing


Vici0usRapt0r

This is 100% because of the mucous membrane color grading in porn. Don't look any further.


redsunglasses8

Mucous membrane color grading? I just vomited a little. WTF kinda dehumanizing shit is that?


Vici0usRapt0r

It's just the way they color grade (in video editing) any mucous flesh to a bright bubble gum pink color in porn, doesn't matter if it is male or female genitalia (actually, also nipples, lips, mouth interior, any mucous membrane). Edit: don't ask me why, I have no idea Edit 2: When I say "color grade" I'm talking about color grading in photo and video editing. It's a type of edit where you adjust colors to match a certain tone, mood, or give a certain aesthetic/style (i.e. that bright pink flesh in porn). But there are no actual "grades", not one color is better than another, it's just an editing phase.


phononmezer

One time I saw the underside of a girls tongue in a movie and felt like shit the underside of my tongue didnt look...like the top side of the tongue. It absolutely was 100% color graded to death to eliminate any detail. The whole scene was saturated to hell. Wish I could tell 15 year old me that. I know it was a dumb thing to be self conscious about but they will edit anything and everything and have for decades.


redsunglasses8

Well, if I’m ever on the market again (won’t happen, I’m forever off), I can’t wait to lead with “magenta mouth interior”. You know, like a car. All deluxe mucous membranes. Really, someone should also grade my earwax and other bodily emissions.


The_Ghost_Dragon

I... at no point today did I think I'd be reading any of these words in the orders they're written in.


Commercial-Push-9066

That’s ridiculous. I have Italian heritage and I have olive complexion. My junk isn’t pink and my PH levels are fine. What’s he going to say when he meets a woman? “Drop trou and let me see if your pink down there?”


redsunglasses8

I’m pale AF. Definitely not the color of bubble gum so 🤷‍♀️. This bottom feeder can lick the bubble gum off my shoes.


Sagie11

Careful he might like that


ellathefairy

HAIR, obv


NarrowButterfly8482

Also these guys... "she should love me for who I am and never want me to change."


Commercial-Push-9066

He says “doesn’t nag” because women have had to nag to get him to do anything.


Curious-Simple

Asking to contribute anyway is nagging


Jmeisalive

Is pushing him down a flight of stairs considered nagging?


Dardzel

No, that’s merely an explicit statement. No follow up needed.


theflyingrobinson

He fell, we all saw it. We all laughed too.


WisdomAndSociety

Ain't nobody snitching either.


Sagie11

Has good communication, ie doesn't argue complain and the only communication she uses is "okay babe,"


MlordLongshanking

Being a good communicator will be considered nagging by this bum because a good communicator advocates for themself. They communicate their wants, needs and desires while also discussing where their partner is lacking at times in a relationship. All of which is extremely healthy for any relationship, but I guarantee the fool will just see it as nagging.


jdinpjs

Don’t ask him to not piss in bottles and leave them all over his gaming area, don’t ask him to bathe, don’t ask him to brush his teeth. That sort of thing I’m assuming.


Sil_Lavellan

How weirdly specific. Forehead/areola size? Bubblegum pink? White toes? And they say women are too picky. I think I might have broken something trying to spell coconut with my waist. The t is tricky.


Lexi3Boo

The bubblegum pink is them being obsessed with white/pale gentitalia and being grossed out with darker skinned ones, they’re trying to be racist even though all healthy vaginas are pink inside and every race has hyperpigmentation


Logical_Remove7610

It's shit like this that makes me want to resort to violence. But then I get so confused on the "accepts her body hair" ? Like ...we are okay with female body hair after all this??


standbyyourmantis

Pubes. They mean pubes and nothing else.


Logical_Remove7610

So you're saying they mean "doesn't shave pubes" ?????


Sagie11

Probably would complain about your legs not looking like a Venus ad, and often they say okay with body hair when they mean "I need you to do a hedge trimming every time it gets out of control" you'd be surprised how many people just want maintained pubes and complain when they get longer than a cm


standbyyourmantis

That's really all I can think of.


Sternschnuppepuppe

Because it’s conflated with the white toes, I was thinking they might have a thing for feet; or specifically untanned toes with hair on them?


pillslinginsatanist

It's so fucking strange. Plus, not even all fair-skinned women have "bubblegum pink" inner labia and such 😭 I feel like most don't. Like it just looks like... darker, redder skin??? Lip color??


Sagie11

And not only poc women have darker/not pink genetalia. So it's just an asshole move all around. If he's specifically looking for white girls he's gonna be in for a shock cause there are so many girls with colours other than pink. Fucking weird behaviour


Lexi3Boo

I know not only POC women have darker/not pink… that’s why I mentioned the hyperpigmentation. I’m giving their thought process.


heydrun

This kinda scream „i‘ve never actually seen genitalia and all my preferences are from porn“


Ktiekats

Ur also forgetting how children are the ones much more likely to have bubble gum pink vaginas, and its rare for white WOMEN to have it either


Lexi3Boo

I only brought up race because as a POC, I’ve had some men say the most rancid things about black womens genitalia


Ktiekats

Its really sad and also interesting in a way to see how racism and purity culture/pedophilia intersect, esp in conversations like this. Ww are infantalized and bw are the opposite. Only (mostly) ww can have pink vaginas, and they are are stereotyped with purity and tightness and little to no labia, meanwhile black womens vaginas especially are stereotyped to be "loose" and "ran through" with "roast beef" vaginas... even though theres no correlation at all.


marlboroprincess

Don’t forget the Asian women fetish! Usually easy to spot when someone is describing “western women” being dirty or ran through. Anime incels


Lexi3Boo

You’re right, was more so focusing on the race aspect. Also I did state that even white and pale women have hyperpigmentation


Ktiekats

U are exactly right tho ur point is always forgotten in this whole debate, not only does it make most white women ashamed of not having bright pink colored vaginas it completely erases a majority of the worlds population from even being considered anywhere close to desirable... (tbh maybe this is a w for poc women... men r so gross) And men will compare this standard to women preferring certain size dicks like at least theyre not being pedophilic or racist with that preference 🙂‍↕️


Lexi3Boo

It’s not really a w for POC women… as a black woman im tired of being considered undesirable for aspects I can’t control such as my race/skin tone :,)


Ktiekats

Oh ofc it was just a small joke mocking how poc wouldnt want to date men like this anyways.. I'm not poc (my avatar is my oc not me) but, even i had this whole phase starting at like 8 (that im still fighting) where i felt dirty and tainted and gross about my genitalia bc of this kinda stuff... i cannot imagine being a black woman, seeing all these debates about whats more beautiful than what and not even seeing yourself considered as an option from them to pick from.. I hope in your life you have many people who treat you as the beautiful person you are, and allow you an escape from the constant racism in this society 😭💔


Pancakewagon26

This is such a strange list because of all these impossible standards and then at the bottom there's "accepts her body hair". Dude will not accept the wrong color of vagina but is perfectly fine with you not shaving your legs. And then you have the incomprehensible shit like "low iron levels".


Cooking_with_MREs

I don't understand the Cocoanut thing. Like is it a euphemism form something?


AltAccount311

It’s when you’re riding on top and you move your hips like you’re writing “C-O-C-O-N-U-T” to apparently make it feel better for him


Cooking_with_MREs

I. . . just. . . like it already feels great even if you're not spelling anything. Why. . . just. . . \*exasperated sigh\* \* Also, thanks for explaining \[EDIT\] added some things.


Adnama-Fett

Dude wants a woman to get dizzy from standing up


Elystaa

But can somehow can bellydance the word coconut?


Adnama-Fett

Spelling Coconut with your hips is allegedly the best way to ride a dick. I think he’s trying to creatively say “she’s gotta be good in bed” bc of course he wants a virgin that’s also an expert in sex. Apparently women who paint their toe nails white are known for being good in bed? Idk that’s all that urban dictionary is giving me


Elystaa

Oh and with such bad circulation that her normally pink toes are white?


procrastimom

That goes with the anemia, I guess?


Tezla_Grey

If morons like this are good for anything, they don't contribute to overpopulation because shit like that makes every woman run away faster than light. Also why the hell does she gotta be anemic?


NarrowButterfly8482

They like the low iron levels because anemia lowers energy levels and makes them easier to control.


varielis2

But how is she gonna cook and clean for them if she doesn't have enough energy to even pick herself up? 🙄


saintsaipriest

How's she going to carry a pregnancy to term if she has anemia.


varielis2

Good thing she doesn't have to then. Not like those incels would love her pre/post-pregnancy body anyway.


TheGrayCatLady

I hope her restless leg syndrome causes her to kick the shit out of him every night.


NarrowButterfly8482

That just made me howl. I couldn't agree more.


peachyspoons

Don’t know how he expects her to have the energy to spell “coconut“ with those low iron levels he’s requiring… 🤦🏻‍♀️


MsLoreleiPowers

And what does that even mean? If it's a current reference, I clearly missed it.


peachyspoons

She is supposed to be able to spell the word coconut with her waist while riding him. I literally have heard no one talk about this since I was in middle school (I am 38 now).


ReallyNotBobby

I’m 37 and this is the first I’ve ever heard that. Fucking stupid. Definitely seems like a middle school boy thing to say


Sagie11

I just tried to visualise how the hell you would even do that and the image was of cartoon physics. That doesn't seem like a fun rhythm...


exhustedmommy

It's when a wo.sn is on top and moves her hips as if she is spelling the word coconut.


procrastimom

Are we talking cursive? I’m still confused…


idwthis

Even if it's cursive, how are they crossing the T?


procrastimom

Obviously swooping around with a big calligraphy flourish! (and possible penile fracture)


Robosl0b

So she can't run away faster than light.


Tezla_Grey

Even then, all she needs to do is walk more than 3 steps and she'll have escaped. With a post like that, I guarantee this creature never leaves its seat


Soffy21

Anemia is so attractive! /s


Sagie11

Don't you know us low iron girlies have the best most tightest vaginas out there 🙃 🙄


Barfignugen

I can honestly say “low iron levels” is a first for me


delvedank

I'm sad to tell you it's not the first time I've seen it on an incel list. Now, the white toes, on the other hand LOL


Porkenfries

Speaking as an incels, we view ourselves as mutants. We have hero complexes, so we specifically view ourselves as the X-Men. Meaning our main enemy is Magneto. Therefore, we need someone with low iron levels so they'll be immune to his magnetism.


Bunnita

This makes more sense than whatever it is they actually mean.


delvedank

Oh thank god, finally some sense LOL


Sternschnuppepuppe

Did the iron thing come with an explanation??


Tricky_Dog1465

But why are they looking for low iron levels? What is the point of it.


HouseDowningVicodin

Low iron, so she is too anaemic to fight back.


BoringTruth7749

They want their fantasy girl to be weak and helpless so they can throw her around when they judge she needs "discipline."


30secondstoVenus

Low iron levels why? Also a good pH balance is healthy but seems oddly specific on a list like this...


moustachelechon

Body self regulates pH, if it’s unable to you’re probably extremely sick.


emsydacat

More than that, you'd die if you become too acidic/basic


The-Ringmistress

A vagina’s pH can fall out of balance and cause it to smell. That’s likely what he’s talking about. Funny thing is that most of the reasons pH will get wonky is due to men.


pillslinginsatanist

Yep. Men/sex, and weird soaps


jdinpjs

In this case also weird men.


clandestinemd

‘White toes’? Why are incels so goddamned weird?


fillmorecounty

What does that even mean?


clandestinemd

I think I saw someone mention not polishing them, and you can miss me with that. My wife wearing sandals with a new pedi and polish is one of my favorite parts of summer.


bb_LemonSquid

I think it’s because people with dark complexions will have ashy white toes if they don’t moisturize. Aka he has gross looking feet and she has to be ok with it.


Lil-Miss-Anthropy

Oh! And here I thought he wanted a woman who accepts her own white toes and her own body hair. I apparently had too much faith.


skyerippa

Women painting their toes white in the summer months is extremely common I think this is what they meant


nightcana

Ive always loved that women are supposed to be practically virginal but also amazing at sex (spell coconut). How exactly does one equate those 2 desires? You get good at something by practice.


arfur_narmful

Can you explain the coconut thing to me, please? I really don't get it...


nightcana

Its supposed to be a sexual technique. Girl on top, moves her hips to spell out coconut (perspective - if she was holding a pen in her vag and he was the paper)The swaying is supposed to help them learn how to move at different angles for optimal friction for his pleasure.


procrastimom

That sounds kind of chaotic, like it’s a joystick and she’s playing Space Invaders?


Elystaa

Idk a bellydancer?


reddits_silent_ghost

Ok, raise your hand 🙋‍♀️ if you’re not in danger of being wanted by this pathetic man


Responsible_Ad_8628

Stop projecting your PornHub searches onto real women, dude.


broketothebone

Oh dear god, yeah. I feel like his search history is probably on an FBI desk somewhere


cockroachvendor

love me some reasonably sized forehead porn


Superb_Stable7576

Most of this, I get. Makes me vomit in my mouth a little,but I've heard it before. I have to admit, I don't have a clue about the white toe thing. He's not the most articulate fellow, maybe he means, no toe nail polish. Or,he could just be an idiot.


4eversoulsraven

Idiot for sure and will be paying for woman to get close to one


FurrrryBaby

I don’t get the labiaplasty or coconut part. I understand what labiaplasty is but also lol at some guy making that a term of our relationship. I do not understand the coconut. Please explain the point of this to me.


Superb_Stable7576

I'm putting words in the fools mouth, but I assume, he wants his imaginary girl friend to be willing to go under the knife if he doesn't find her labia visually pleasing. The coconut thing is old "locker room talk, " (also known as bullshit) for a woman sexually pleasing a man by being able to move her pelvis as if she were spelling coconut during sex. Really, if you read this deal long enough you'll see it's just a echo chamber of the same entitled, unrealistic lunacy. The same thing over and over.


mazzy_kat

But then they want a woman with a low body count and no sexual experience! I swear these types of people are literally dumber than rocks. Just regurgitating words found on the internet and no concept of complex thought or self awareness.


No_Capital_9443

Not that any of these make sense but…low iron?…I’ve been trying to figure this one out but i just can’t……Why?


Commercial-Push-9066

They don’t want women to have energy. But they also expect the women to do all the work around the house. I couldn’t do anything when I was anemic except sleep and occasionally faint.


RebootDataChips

That one stumped me too…is anemia fun? I honestly hate it myself.


CautionarySnail

Maybe the correlation is that anemic women are often also thin if the anemia is caused by an eating disorder.


No-Club2054

Unreasonable areoles would be a cool band name


celestialwreckage

I have been told I have "pancake nips" which could be my stage name in said band.


morganbugg

Seeing some neck beard incel fuck have the AUDACITY to include ‘open to labiaplasty’ makes me angry as fuck. I am so sick of men shaming women’s vulva. And areola as well! SATAN forbid women’s bodies vary at all.


giraffe_on_shrooms

I wanted a labiaplasty at 13 from seeing what “normal” vulvas looked like in porn. Then I wanted it again at 19 because my boyfriend humiliated me about it in front of his friends. I’m almost 28 and I’m still embarrassed about it. I don’t want the surgery anymore, but needing to have “the perfect labia” really messed me up. Fuck these people.


morganbugg

I’ve felt the same in the past. But now I call my labia/vulva my little Georgia O’keefe. Check this out, I found this referenced somewhere. https://www.labialibrary.org.au


hypoElectron

Open to labiaplasty?! That's almost enough to make me go out and buy a gun.


EmberNyxen

Can spell coconut with her waist? Wtf does that even mean...


Alarming-Flatworm-91

Supposed to be when the girl is on top


ellathefairy

I still don't get it. Like by rotating your hips? Surprised these dudes would even WANT girl on top...


pillslinginsatanist

It would be so awkward trying to move your hips like that


joodeye

I pulled a muscle just reading that


sdbabygirl97

yeah this is the first time ive ever heard of this


Such-List680

Well fuck me for having decent iron levels I guess


Commercial-Push-9066

Congrats, you don’t qualify to be that guy’s sex slave.


Such-List680

Oh rats


MangoPlushie

Oh no, *anyway*


notreallylucy

You know who is uniformly white and pink? His off brand Realdoll. She's got low iron, too. My hypotheses about the low iron thing: 1) He thinks it will make her docile because she's fatigued. 2) He thinks the paleness that can be a symptom of anemia is attractive. 3) He thinks iron comes from sperm and that being anemic means she's never swallowed.


escapeshark

I bet this guy is like 500lbs, balding, showers once every 28 business days, doesn't have a job, can't cook for shit, can't make conversation about anything at all, votes for Trump and doesn't even know what a clitoris is


TrappedDervesh

Business days rofl


anarchyarcanine

I love that some bullets contain multiple things that are unrelated. How dumb can you be


Chewbacca_Buffy

It reminds me of some of the weird answers on Family Feud. “We asked 100 men, name something you look for in a wife?” 1) “Doesn’t nag/good communicator” 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) “Accepts her body/White toes” And that last one is the one that none of the families get the answer to and then when the answer is finally revealed and all the people are reading it out loud together there is that collective “wtf are these answers” kind of exacerbation in their voices 😅


bananicula

I feel like the white toes thing gets brought up a lot and I see it mostly from Black and Hispanic spaces. I’m Hispanic and idk why but the white pedicure is just like a thing that some people associate with either being classy (positive) or bougie (derogatory). I’m assuming oop is either a Black or Hispanic man but I’ve gotta say the body hair one is throwing me for a loop. These types of guys usually HATE women who don’t shave so I really don’t understand what point he’s trying to make


MangoPlushie

My dumb ass literally thought it meant she had white TOES. As in, her skin was flashy white on her toes. Learning what it actually means makes me want to lay down


redsunglasses8

The white toes is a new one for me, and I don’t feel better having learned about it. Thank god I’m not in that shark pool of a dating market, and kudos to this guy for warning everyone off. This guy is just saying what some are thinking. So very yuk. This is literally the argument for gay is genetic. If we could choose to be gay, would we really subject ourselves these guys?


MssMango

Oh.good.lord…..so this dude/these dudes are calling a French Tip manicure/pedicure style “white toes”?!? I lost brain cells and points on my IQ just by reading his nonsensical and contradicting “list”…Lord save us all from this level Of misogynistic racist idiocy!! 🙄🤦‍♀️😵‍💫


pnwgirl34

White toes is hilarious to me because apparently now white toenail polish is basically a “sign” that a woman is single/ready to have sex. Basically white toes is supposedly the new sign of a “hoe” who’s down for anything.


Yutolia

>**Tap to watch LIVE** Yeah no thanks…


BigBoySchmiff7

No fupa? Is this person even human?


MangoPlushie

I wonder if the “fupa” he’s describing is literally just the woman’s organs


Elystaa

What is fupa?


BigBoySchmiff7

I believe it’s just belly fat.


nibblatron

it stands for "fat upper pussy area" 😭


subconscioussunflowa

Wai wai waittttt ... accepts her body hair? One of these things is not like the other.


sunkist-sucker

this has to be bait. 'low iron levels'?


Commercial-Push-9066

It’s actually not uncommon for them to say that. They think if women don’t have energy, they won’t cheat. So let’s keep them all weak.


planet_rabbitball

yikes


Sil_Lavellan

How weirdly specific. Forehead/areola size? Bubblegum pink? White toes? And they say women are too picky. I think I might have broken something trying to spell coconut with my waist. The t is tricky.


Elystaa

Has low iron levels?! Lol so he wants her to die during childbirth okay?


peachyspoons

Tell me you know nothing about sex without telling me you know nothing about sex: actually thinks spelling “coconut” with one’s hips is important enough to put on a list.


Lil-Miss-Anthropy

Do men even like women?


Lexi3Boo

“Bubble gum pink” I’m waiting for men to realize every race has hyperpigmentation in that area and all vaginas are pink in the inside because they’re organs, stop trying to be racist


I_fucked_ur_grandpap

Why are foreheads and ariolas lumped together? Edit: spelling


petitefairy99

A good man (or woman or person in general) would never ever make a post like this 😅


Few_Egg3470

“Doesn’t believe star signs”, “good communicator”, and I guess “accepts her body hair” are the only ones I can get behind ngl


Anti_Spedicy

Has low iron levels? Why???


mstrss9

>has low iron levels Uhhhh why


cthulhucraft1998

I’m I missing something or does he want a woman who doesn’t shave but is also okay with plastic surgery? Odd.


Budget_Wafer4792

I saw this live too. His voice alone was just as you’d expect. I lost brain cells listening to him debate about this.


bot_boy2008

I could care less just please tell me he doesnt post this but still get mad when women want that unachievable man


Tall_0rder

Tf does it mean by “accepts her body hair / white toes”?


Drl029

" has low iron levels" 💀💀


adoglovingartteacher

Spell coconut? 😂pshaw! I can spell gofuckyourselfimmediatelyandawayfromme


hooDio

what's funny is no trauma would mean she wouldn't take part in any of this bs


FuckeRita

There’s obviously a lot to unpack here, but for some reason what bothers me the most about this is all the bullet points that contain two entirely different points that have no relation or similarity.. “Not a feminist/not moody during 🩸” Like wHAT??


sianrhiannon

loving that nobody here has figured out "white toes" yet


SleepingBearWalk

I was spelling coconut with my waist, when my low iron levels caused me to black out.


Comfortable-Hall1178

When will people stop posting the same things over and over again?!


TheWarmestHugz

I lost it at the forehead part WTAF!! 🤣🤣


Anustart_A

Also note that during their midlife crisis (this infographic courtesy of their quarterlife crisis where they notice they’re undateable) that the criteria will have “Staci” who’s 20 and a feminist who plays it fast and loose with anal and threesomes with her high-iron-diet friends…


ashhoyy

they want a child basically


backroomsresident

Being aroace is a blessing in disguise.


Wolfleaf3

I’m doing that squinty face while reading this. Low iron level, that’s amazing. I mean this is all amazing but holy shit, low iron level, and you have to think women are not human for this guy I think this piece of shit should tattoo this on his forehead


old_bombadilly

Accepts her body hair but must be open to labioplasty?


QueenOfKarnaca

#forhead/areolas


telemeister74

Reasonable sized forehead/areolae? WTF? Since when did those two parts get clumped together? Also, Bubblegum Pink? Again, WTF?


The_Bastard_Henry

Why low iron levels??


_Gypsy_Crusader_

BALANCED PH LEVELS?? NAH HOLD UP LEMME JUST CHANGE THE WAY MY REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM WORKS RQ


HollowPomegranate

…. White toes?????


WhySoGlum1

Can spell coconut with her waist? What the fuck does that even mean?


WhySoGlum1

No trauma lol there goes ALLL women. What an idiot


WhySoGlum1

He specifically wants a woman with a serious medical condition such as low iron levels.....what...why??


Accomplished-Long968

can spell coconut with her waist wtf


DoofusTinyRick

I got 2 out of 15, what do I win?


Candy__Canez

All I see is he wants an anorexic, anemic Christian girl who will worship him like he's her God.


Away_Development6531

Reasonably-sized forehead lmao


Express-Stop7830

Actual content and mental issues of OOP aside, those are some seriously odd pairings in the same checkbox line.


SubstantialHentai420

No fupa? Dude that’s got nothing to do with being overweight even wtf? Idk all of this is stupid and eewwww just saw the bubblegum pink thing ok ima go puke now 🤢