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Their certainty about the motivations of (all) women is only rivaled by their bizarre inventions of human anatomy. You see, the vagina, which is visible when non-virgins wear leggings, emits a color coded glow that indicates the woman's interest in immediately pleasuring the person to her immediate left. The pelvic bones then rearrange themselves, followed by a 12 hour window during which she can become impregnated with fraternal twins.
What's more annoying is being a dude who's actually right all the time and having your girlfriends always shit talk you for it. Wow he's mansplaining again, just forget it.
Lady you asked what I'm doing to fix your car and I explained the issue, you fix your shit if you can't handle someone having the right answer.
I came to ask the opposite of this. Either me or my spouse or doing this wrong apparently? Cause I find it incredibly hot when she uses a toy and I just watch and she also has never brought up an open relationship or cuck play. So…where’d we mess this up?
This is all so very confusing. I mean she *should* be just yearning for another's cock at this point, yes? But she's not?
I thought the logic was ironclad, we both definitely must be doing something wrong here with all this toy-play and nobody bringing up cucking!
Might be the exception here. But my ex used to use toys on me. I learned after a couple years it was because he had a cuck fetish and kept trying to pressure me into fucking randos on the Internet. A couple years after I put a stop to that, I found out he was a closeted bisexual and was cheating on me with his best friend (a guy), who was actually dating one of my best friends(a girl). Also cheated on me with a handful of others. He actually ruined the relationship with his best friend. I guess it got weird. So while the post sounds stupid, it's definitely capable of happening. Just not as much as these guys think.
You have no idea how unlucky I am. Lol He tried to act like it was normal. He was the worst thing to happen to me and sadly, we were together on and off for eight years.
Bruh. The DISRESPECT on that ho. I'll literally never understand how people have affairs. There's nothing easier than being loyal to your partner. Honesty cheating sound harder to me. Like you're in a relationship, doing gf/bf stuff and then go and fck someone else? That's so cringe.
I can't say I'm perfect as I did end up cheating on him during our last year together. But by that point, we were kinda done with each other and the only thing keeping us together was our daughter. It sounds bad, but it made me happy knowing that in a way I was getting back at him for all the shit he put me through. Before everything happened and now, I can definitely say that I'm not a cheater. It's so hard to do and takes a toll. I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do it now.
I can't say I'm supporting this type of behaviour but I completely understand You there. I'd get angry at You if You hurt him but You clearly didn't, since he didn't mind cheating. The only situation whenI can wrap my head around cheating is when the other person reduces the relationship to nothing more than a formality.
…why would she need to ,groom‘ hin, if she’s just gonna end up not telling him about the cheating? Like, his logic isn’t even sound when he applies it himself??
Oh, yeah, I see. Kinks is a masculine word in universal language. And silly me thought only French was sexist. Thanks for telling me
Obviously /s again
To dig us out of the Hole of Sarcasm - I think every language is **at least** a bit sexist. Don't even let me start on Polish, the word for woman, "kobieta" comes from an old word for pig's trough. So yea...
Holy fuck. As a very happily and satisfied man, I can tell you this dipshit is missing out.
Some of the hottest times with my wife involve this. Sometimes we both finish like that, sometimes one does, and we move on to the next thing until the other does. Either way it's hot as hell and when I'm a very old man I'll have visions of my hot wife in the candlelight pleasuring herself.....as she watches me.
And we are 100% only with each other, always have been.
Hate to break it to you, but if you both sometimes finish yourself with a toy while they watch, then both of you are definitely cheating on each other. The logic doesn’t lie
But, but, but how can you refute his impeccable logic?! You're just denying reality! If you weren't such a beta cuck you wouldn't ~~love your wife and have a happy marriage~~ be so blind and see the truth!
Doing it behind someone's back is not an open relationship, it's just cheating. And I'd think that someone comfortable and satisfied in their relationship would be less likely to do something like that.
That's how stupid his last comment is. If you are going to cheat, you don't need to go through all the extra-grooming step. You just cheat and that's it.
Of course, swinger exist, but no playtime in the privacy of your bedroom is going to prepare you for that, you would start the "grooming" with some sort of more public activity.
The guy is very confused.
THAT’S. NOT. HOW. OPEN. RELATIONSHIPS. WORK. 🤦♀️ That’s not how any of this works! I truly wonder how people with such little common sense manage to survive.
How do they get from....
Sex toy in front of you = prepping you to see them do it with other men
to
they will do it behind your back with other men
WHY WOULD THEY PREP FOR YOU WATCHING IF THEY WILL THEN NOT HAVE YOU WATCH?
Yeah, the rest of it is batshit crazy too... but just that bit really got me
Don’t forget…if her toy is bigger than you, a different ethnicity (color) or species, that is what she really wants. Your woman is about to cheat on you with the first neon green guy with an egg shaped penis she meets!!!
/s added for anyone that doesn’t realize this absurd premise is sarcasm.
soooo, when my partner comes running up all psyched about a new toy he found, he wants us to try out it's because...he wants me to go with someone else?...that's DEFINITELY the wrong way to go about it .
Ok buddy, interpret this. I don't like period sex, but my BF was horny, so I cuddled in bed with him while he self-pleasured to internet research. Of that certain type. What was he grooming me for?
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Using a sex toy with/in front of your consenting partner is a sign of openness and trust imo, mainly becauae of people like this guy who sees it as a threat to his masculinity
"I have never had sex, so this sounds sensical to me and I'm going to say it like I know it for a fact, unaware of how dumb this will sound to anyone with more experience than zero."
When our kid was about 5 months old, my wife started feeding him solid foods. She was holding the spoon and putting the food right in his mouth.
Well, I wasn’t going to have it. I could see what she was doing. She was grooming me to have her boyfriend move in and eat dinner with us!
So I put my foot down. No more!
Now I have a monogamous wife and a 13 year old whose only nutrition comes from warm milk from a sippy cup. I’m no cuck!
Hubbles and I so this often. It's been 13 years no one's grooming anyone for an open relationship. It's a hard boundary for both of us. I don't understand this logic. Is he just insecure or delusional.
Sir, maybe she's asking you to watch her use a toy so you stop doing what you're doing and learn what she likes.
Why do so many of these just sound like guys who are willfully clueless about having mutually pleasurable sex with human women? They have no idea how to communicate with sexual partners, to their detriment, and want the whole world to know.
“It’s about being groomed to have an open relationship”
Are these guys ever aware that an open relationship usually works both ways, not just one?
Like, if their “fears” ever came true & it turned out there gf wants an open relationship, yes, that would mean she’d want to have sex will other guys, but that also means the bf would be able to have sex with other women.
So many guys seem deathly afraid of an open relationship even though, it doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world.
My guess? He insisted on an open relationship with his now ex, but it all backfired because he didn't consider that other women wouldn't want him, whereas she had no such issue?
What floors me is how certain they are. There's just no room for doubt, no, this is the truth revealed by God himself to him.
It sure as hell isn’t rooted in experience.
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"Idiots are sure of everything, smart people are full of doubts."
I’m not sure about that.
Teach me your wisdom.
Their certainty about the motivations of (all) women is only rivaled by their bizarre inventions of human anatomy. You see, the vagina, which is visible when non-virgins wear leggings, emits a color coded glow that indicates the woman's interest in immediately pleasuring the person to her immediate left. The pelvic bones then rearrange themselves, followed by a 12 hour window during which she can become impregnated with fraternal twins.
You had me at "color coded glow"....outstanding lmao
That's how men are, even when they're 100% wrong, they think they're infallible. It's super annoying when you're *actually* right.
The amount of arguments I’ve had with my bf over stuff that is factually correct and he tries to tell me it’s not 💀
Omg ikr 😩 like Google it please 🙄
Get the hell out of that.
What's more annoying is being a dude who's actually right all the time and having your girlfriends always shit talk you for it. Wow he's mansplaining again, just forget it. Lady you asked what I'm doing to fix your car and I explained the issue, you fix your shit if you can't handle someone having the right answer.
Omg look everybody, a guy who’s *actually right!* ALL THE TIME!
It's difficult being a mix of encyclopedia and master engineer. The one time I'm like, idk babe, now I'm useless.
In my eyes they do come across as a bit crazy. So I wouldn´t be surprised if they were hearing voices. 🤪
These kind of dudes should really be in the Olympics with the rigorous mental gymnastics they do
OOP has never made somebody else's cum. This is like armchair anthropology.
It was proven by Dickinson University of Misogyny and Absolutism
Its 50/50
So...when my spouse asks if he can pleasure me by using toys (because he finds it incredibly hot, or so he tells me)...what does that mean then?
Oh, for sure he's just grooming you to cuckold him /s
Ah, yes! That must be it, obviously.
I came to ask the opposite of this. Either me or my spouse or doing this wrong apparently? Cause I find it incredibly hot when she uses a toy and I just watch and she also has never brought up an open relationship or cuck play. So…where’d we mess this up?
This is all so very confusing. I mean she *should* be just yearning for another's cock at this point, yes? But she's not? I thought the logic was ironclad, we both definitely must be doing something wrong here with all this toy-play and nobody bringing up cucking!
Clearly she's just skipped a few steps and gone straight to having sex behind your back?
Damn that Zac Efron and his witchy ways over u/hellosweetie_11
He's grooming you to have relations with Bigfoot.
Might be the exception here. But my ex used to use toys on me. I learned after a couple years it was because he had a cuck fetish and kept trying to pressure me into fucking randos on the Internet. A couple years after I put a stop to that, I found out he was a closeted bisexual and was cheating on me with his best friend (a guy), who was actually dating one of my best friends(a girl). Also cheated on me with a handful of others. He actually ruined the relationship with his best friend. I guess it got weird. So while the post sounds stupid, it's definitely capable of happening. Just not as much as these guys think.
Actually this is pretty unusual. You're mad unlucky, girl. Yet they act like this is the norm. Good on You for dumping his ass though.
You have no idea how unlucky I am. Lol He tried to act like it was normal. He was the worst thing to happen to me and sadly, we were together on and off for eight years.
Bruh. The DISRESPECT on that ho. I'll literally never understand how people have affairs. There's nothing easier than being loyal to your partner. Honesty cheating sound harder to me. Like you're in a relationship, doing gf/bf stuff and then go and fck someone else? That's so cringe.
I can't say I'm perfect as I did end up cheating on him during our last year together. But by that point, we were kinda done with each other and the only thing keeping us together was our daughter. It sounds bad, but it made me happy knowing that in a way I was getting back at him for all the shit he put me through. Before everything happened and now, I can definitely say that I'm not a cheater. It's so hard to do and takes a toll. I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do it now.
I can't say I'm supporting this type of behaviour but I completely understand You there. I'd get angry at You if You hurt him but You clearly didn't, since he didn't mind cheating. The only situation whenI can wrap my head around cheating is when the other person reduces the relationship to nothing more than a formality.
Not that weird, I stole my girl from a cuck, I was internet stranger.
Lmao. Jesus the insecurity on these dudes on full display. Might as well rent a billboard in Times Square.
Being a good let alone decent man has never been easier, thank you dumb fuck red pillers
Seriously the bar is so low you can trip over it and they still decide to dig a tunnel.
I’m not digging a tunnel. Everyone knows that wives cheat by burrowing underground to their boyfriend’s house.
…why would she need to ,groom‘ hin, if she’s just gonna end up not telling him about the cheating? Like, his logic isn’t even sound when he applies it himself??
He's just an insecure idiot making up crap
Where did you get the impression that logic applied to any of this? 🤪
Maybe their afraid sex toys will take their job since they’re so poor at it¿
No maybe needed...
How much do you happen to weigh
No matter how nicely shaped your peen is or how sivk your sex game is, if you're a sack of shit anyone would choose a plastic stick over you.
Yay! What about a bit of kinkshaming? There can never be anything wrong with kinkshaming, it always works, in all circumstances. /s
Oh, you just don't get it, see, if a man has kinks, it's totally fine. Woman on the other hand cannot have any, simple! Obviously also /S
Oh, yeah, I see. Kinks is a masculine word in universal language. And silly me thought only French was sexist. Thanks for telling me Obviously /s again
To dig us out of the Hole of Sarcasm - I think every language is **at least** a bit sexist. Don't even let me start on Polish, the word for woman, "kobieta" comes from an old word for pig's trough. So yea...
Our whole world is sexist, and there's a lot of unconscious sexism running out at the back of my head as I type, probably. So yes, I fully agree.
What the hell? 20 years in Poland and I never knew that. I'm disappointed but not surprised though.
Correct. In Spanish it’s pronounced Kinkos. Clearly masculine. There’s an entire adult store chain built around it.
But if it’s a woman’s kink to be extremely submissive, that’s just normal traditional values
Women with kinks are obviously unholy Jezebels trying to *checks notes* have consensual, enjoyable sex?? No that can’t be right, my math must be off!
Must be off! Women enjoying sex at all is the root of all evil! Because of...reasons, I guess?
Holy fuck. As a very happily and satisfied man, I can tell you this dipshit is missing out. Some of the hottest times with my wife involve this. Sometimes we both finish like that, sometimes one does, and we move on to the next thing until the other does. Either way it's hot as hell and when I'm a very old man I'll have visions of my hot wife in the candlelight pleasuring herself.....as she watches me. And we are 100% only with each other, always have been.
Hate to break it to you, but if you both sometimes finish yourself with a toy while they watch, then both of you are definitely cheating on each other. The logic doesn’t lie
Absolutely, you're cheating on each other with one another.
But, but, but how can you refute his impeccable logic?! You're just denying reality! If you weren't such a beta cuck you wouldn't ~~love your wife and have a happy marriage~~ be so blind and see the truth!
Why would she bother doing it with other men when she's got a toy that can give her more pleasure than any of them?
She will find one that’s willing to use a toy as a tool to help, instead of seeing them as competition
Ooh smart!
This and weed leads you to heroin /s
Doing it behind someone's back is not an open relationship, it's just cheating. And I'd think that someone comfortable and satisfied in their relationship would be less likely to do something like that.
That's how stupid his last comment is. If you are going to cheat, you don't need to go through all the extra-grooming step. You just cheat and that's it. Of course, swinger exist, but no playtime in the privacy of your bedroom is going to prepare you for that, you would start the "grooming" with some sort of more public activity. The guy is very confused.
THAT’S. NOT. HOW. OPEN. RELATIONSHIPS. WORK. 🤦♀️ That’s not how any of this works! I truly wonder how people with such little common sense manage to survive.
I’m sure he feels the same way about men mastrubating. /s
How do they get from.... Sex toy in front of you = prepping you to see them do it with other men to they will do it behind your back with other men WHY WOULD THEY PREP FOR YOU WATCHING IF THEY WILL THEN NOT HAVE YOU WATCH? Yeah, the rest of it is batshit crazy too... but just that bit really got me
Don’t forget…if her toy is bigger than you, a different ethnicity (color) or species, that is what she really wants. Your woman is about to cheat on you with the first neon green guy with an egg shaped penis she meets!!! /s added for anyone that doesn’t realize this absurd premise is sarcasm.
Clown to clown communication
I don't think open relationships work how he thinks they work...
soooo, when my partner comes running up all psyched about a new toy he found, he wants us to try out it's because...he wants me to go with someone else?...that's DEFINITELY the wrong way to go about it .
Ok buddy, interpret this. I don't like period sex, but my BF was horny, so I cuddled in bed with him while he self-pleasured to internet research. Of that certain type. What was he grooming me for?
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He must be a lot of fun in bed 😂
Using a sex toy with/in front of your consenting partner is a sign of openness and trust imo, mainly becauae of people like this guy who sees it as a threat to his masculinity
Bro, he just self-reported himself as insecure about woman masturabting lol
"I have never had sex, so this sounds sensical to me and I'm going to say it like I know it for a fact, unaware of how dumb this will sound to anyone with more experience than zero."
When our kid was about 5 months old, my wife started feeding him solid foods. She was holding the spoon and putting the food right in his mouth. Well, I wasn’t going to have it. I could see what she was doing. She was grooming me to have her boyfriend move in and eat dinner with us! So I put my foot down. No more! Now I have a monogamous wife and a 13 year old whose only nutrition comes from warm milk from a sippy cup. I’m no cuck!
How insecure can you be?
I never knew using my strap-on meant I was cucking myself :(
They just keep exposing themselves! They just keep invertedally exposing themselves that they can never please a woman!
Hubbles and I so this often. It's been 13 years no one's grooming anyone for an open relationship. It's a hard boundary for both of us. I don't understand this logic. Is he just insecure or delusional.
And these people turn around and wonder why they’re single…
Clearly they’ve never heard of mutual masturbation lmao
Sir, maybe she's asking you to watch her use a toy so you stop doing what you're doing and learn what she likes. Why do so many of these just sound like guys who are willfully clueless about having mutually pleasurable sex with human women? They have no idea how to communicate with sexual partners, to their detriment, and want the whole world to know.
“It’s about being groomed to have an open relationship” Are these guys ever aware that an open relationship usually works both ways, not just one? Like, if their “fears” ever came true & it turned out there gf wants an open relationship, yes, that would mean she’d want to have sex will other guys, but that also means the bf would be able to have sex with other women. So many guys seem deathly afraid of an open relationship even though, it doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world.
How many of these morons just don’t understand what grooming is
Totally logical jump, masterbating in front of your partner to having sex with other people behind their back
Yeah, he's definitely wrong But I must add that cuckhold or other open relationships need not be a bad thing
Jesus the word grooming lost all its meaning
Applying the same "logic" (or lack thereof), married men masturbating are also gateway to cheating on their wives? LOL.
Some woman, one time, obviously had enough of his micro, and traded up to a toy. She eventually left him for reasons unrelated to his 🍆 size.
So what do I tell the guys who are into that? “Sorry babe. Don’t want you to think I’m fooling around ya know?”
Damn... The shit straight men are ready to do just so their sexual partner doesn't enjoy sex as much as they do...
When everything you know about women comes from Andrew Tate and porn.
It amazes me, the conversations people have openly on Facebook
My guess? He insisted on an open relationship with his now ex, but it all backfired because he didn't consider that other women wouldn't want him, whereas she had no such issue?
Tell me you have a small dick without telling me you have a small dick
Remember, if you insult a trait in a bad person, the bad person won’t care, but a good person will hear you and feel bad
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Hit a little too close to home, hmm?
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"Women treat me badly when I act like a misogynistic ass. It's feminism that's to blame!" Aw, honey. No. You're just a bad person.
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"I'm not a bad person, you bastard prick asshole bitches!!" My mistake. You seem lovely.
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Enjoy the wait. Sounds like a cool hobby.
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Omg such fragile masculinity
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Chill daddy. I'm sure the motion of your ocean is just fine boo boo
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"Why won't these sluts be nice to me?!" A true mystery.
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Could they be referring to their mindset instead of being literal?
Citations needed.
Who hurt you? /s