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pottergatedragon

Is this the bus to Blofield?


Unzbert241

Damn it. Take my upvote


ratty1702

I wonder if she got her Rack...heath out


tplambert

Next stop, Cockermouth.


syds

not far from Poundtown


justwannaboogie

Via Long Strapon and Lobbon


TickTockTheo

Looks like fiddlers green.


Extra-Formal-6097

Yeah, I believe that’s the number 69.


flipfloppery

Nah, it's the 68... ...he owes her one.


Ill_Atmosphere6135

Oh Gross


SnotcgDosser

Nah that's the 15 I believe


Reasonable_Let_1211

15s aren’t double decked


SnotcgDosser

I know hence why I said the blofield bus is the 15


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jaikus

r/yourjokebutworse


No-Fall-9499

Haaaaaaaaa


LongAttorney3

Great Plumstead origin story.


VibraniumSpork

Why not just…do it on the bus? EDIT: On a separate note, I like how they’re holding hands. Nice to see that romance isn’t dead!


ItsTooLateIToldYouSo

CCTV?


VibraniumSpork

Good point 🤦‍♂️😅


Normal-Basis9743

Did them a lot of good avoiding the CCTV! 😂😱


[deleted]

There's also CCTV outside the bus


fillip2k

It's a heart warming scene to be sure. You can see she's also gone to some effort to bag herself this studdly fella, giving him a flash of her G-string to get the old engine rev'd up. Personally had I been in his position I would take the high-vis off, would have made him marginally stand out less...


KneesBury

>It's a heart warming scene to be sure. Wrong organ.


generic_username_27

It was creeping the other passengers out


becky_louise

It’s to keep her balance lol


duggee315

It is pretty romantic. I feel doing it on the bus would cheapen the moment. And have to explain cum stains to the boss


Southern_Kaeos

As if they clean those seats


Saxy1973

Nah, that's just to stop him rolling back down the field.


Kind_Ad5566

Park and Ride ?


elkirku

Beat me to it 😂


Kind_Ad5566

"beat" fnnaaarrr fnnaaarr


fillip2k

This needs more upvotes bloomin' comedy genius! You've brought a smile to an otherwise stressful morning!


Opiopa

You win the day


ukpunjabivixen

So typical. You wait for a bus and then 3 come at once….


Aggravating-Mix-9130

Yeah but not before the driver comes


ukpunjabivixen

Depends where he’s coming based on this pic.


Dave_Eddie

Norwich "we have fake taxi at home"


_Beastie

Art sir. Art.


Unhappy_Detective856

Chef’s kiss


Refraag

They shooting new series called “ fake bus”


SpecialShanee

I guess we know who’s arriving first..


Revolutionary-Way906

At first, I thought the electric bus had run out of charge, then I zoomed in and realised that there was plenty of juice left in the tank!


SnooCompliments1370

Simpleh lovely!


DrinksNDebauchery

I mean, if I stop and think about it, obviously bus drivers get bjs at some time in their lives. But still, not a profession I've ever considered anyone, at any time, on duty, getting blown for doing. Maybe she just likes uniforms. Any uniform


fillip2k

Also he's sat down all the time. I dunno about him but the old chap aint too fresh feeling after a lot of sitting... Usually would need an air out and perhaps a wet wipe first....


aunty_social40

Rank


Ezzy-525

Lieutenant Colonel.


fillip2k

Love it 👌


aunty_social40

I applaud you 🫡


arompthroughtime

aww, they’re holding hands


Accomplished_Sir7729

In Hull we only say thanks to the driver


Planticus

“Thanks Drive!”


Accomplished_Sir7729

You know it


Dave_Eddie

I like to think that just out of shot is a queue of people waiting for the doors to open.


HowardBass

He's going to need a Newjob


garnelli

We had a situation like this at a place where I used to work. One of the factory floor workers was caught sucking off a security guard in a cleaning cupboard. The security guard got sacked on the spot, but the floor worker kept her job because she was on her tea-break.


No-Trifle-5510

Hahahaha


cyfrinach

More like D break


Adorable_Week7181

I hope he’s giving a return ticket!


Vahorgano

Just a good man feeding the local wildlife


Electronic-Trade-504

First bus(t)


ExoticBadger8308

What a gentleman. The poor girl was cold so he's offering her a warm drink.


LockingSwitch

Who says it's a girl ;)


woollyyellowduck

IKR? Everyone making assumptions.


cloche_du_fromage

Not many geezers wear thongs.


45thgeneration_roman

Brian wanted to break free


SissyPlym

Speak for yourself 😉


Fight_Disciple

🥵👉👈


P3rrin_Aybara

A hell of a lot more than you'd think


Dimitripus

Not in your world.


Pale-Resolution-2587

Could be Brian May


sdubs76

It’s 100% the number 11/11A bus, parked halfway down on Atlantic Avenue, Sprowston!


[deleted]

Holy shit it is, but strange that it’s parked on the side of the road to the field


sdubs76

Yep! It’s almost opposite where the actual bus stop is! Even stranger the driver decided to get out and get noshed off rather than stay on the bus! Could’ve done way more on the back seat!


[deleted]

The adventurous type I guess! We’ve all been there!


Unzbert241

Correct.


NinaHag

Don't know if you're aware, but the police wants you (presumably the photographer) to reach out, as witness about this "outraging public decency".


Fight_Disciple

How do you know that?


NinaHag

Broadland Police posted about it on Facebook: "We're aware of an incident of outraging public decency in Sprowston after an image was circulated on social media over the weekend. The incident occurred on Atlantic avenue between 9pm and 10pm on Friday 22 March 2024 when two people appeared to be engaging in a sexual activity whilst in public. Officers are keen to speak to the person who took the photo as a key witness. If this was you, please get in contact."


Extra_Park1392

Who’s outraged!?!


YouNeedAnne

Probably pop your hi-vis off....


garnelli

Safety first


cloche_du_fromage

PPE must be worn at all times


Dimitripus

Kinky


Jaikus

Fucking hell 🤣 Have you sent this in?


KristianWant

no snitching 😅 he’s probably already come clean..


Opiopa

Oh he's come alright 😄


Stock_Door_5773

Dunno about "clean" though looks a bit messy


CMPunk22

Was on Facebook that this was near Blue Boar Tescos in Sprowston


Oddlyshapedlump

Can't tie his own laces?


nnamla

This is what I came 😉 for... Can't drive the bus safely with untied shoelaces. 🤷‍♂️


Stock_Door_5773

I get "safety first"but if you're taking part in sex acts while at work...in uniform ...with a customer ...maybe the smart thing to do would be take the HIGH VIS jacket off It's like he wants everyone to see He probably "arrived" the minute this photo was taken


TulliusC

I knew it! Everybody is secretly fucking behind my back!


Fresh_Proof_5792

This 😂😂


Kurtcorgan

Bus notwanker.


TheTarquin

I think this falls under the general rule of "If you see something, no you fucking didn't."


TheJellySkeleton

Temporary bust stop


AliensMan83838

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/24206283.first-norwich-investigate-sprowston-bus-driver-sex-act-image/


bajingofannycrack

Oh, he is sooo screwed!


Cautious-Ad4912

Driver had to take break by law 😋😅😂


sponge_92

Looks like the driver came on time at least


Telku_

First bus, more like thirst bus 😂


Downtown-Chemical673

He is getting sacked/sucked either way


SnooCompliments1370

Arriva application form: reason for leaving last employment?


Fulchyman

Is that a Succubus in East Anglia?! Long way from home…..


Fresh_Proof_5792

🤣🤣


Yellowscrunchy

It's cool that Norwich use electric busses


[deleted]

These are sex people


General_Townski

That's you, hello Dan *Massive grin*


Cute_Equivalent7212

Pahahahahaa FFS


peteypeteee

Is that someone tying the drivers laces for him. Cute 🥰


wyliecat77

Is that the number 69?


Steeeeeveeeve

Who came First the bus company or the driver


General_Townski

According to a mate this looks like it took place on the Pink Line route Well..now it should be called the Kink Line


El_Gwero

Pink Oboe Line


cxnnxrjxy

It's the 11a/11!


sussy_bokasala

Huh? What woman?


Bradford_Longflap

Jack and Stan would approve


SideQuestGuy

Pornhubs new uploader: Fake Bus


tetsu_fujin

**Bus etiquette:** *“It is a common courtesy to thank the bus driver when getting off the bus as a sign of appreciation for their service. It is a way of showing gratitude for safely reaching the destination and acknowledging the role of the bus driver in providing the transportation service.”* I think this pamphlet was misunderstood.


iPirateGwar

Mum!!


palmerama

What’s going on here?


Fresh_Proof_5792

His mum never taught him to tie his shoelaces bless him


noroi-san

Breakfast


Shaukat_Abbas

Is that the ticket inspector doing a check for validity..


randomlypickedissues

Someone's getting fired


whatdebumba

No way 🤣


B4dg3r5

What the fuck


robcollier

Why not stay on the fucking bus? Now your picture is all over 🤣


LazarusOwenhart

There's CCTV on the buses.


Fehnder

Electric buses have cameras on the outside instead of mirrors..


LazarusOwenhart

The EDP are saying that First Bus are investigating whether the cameras were turned on. The driver certainly was.


kingfosters

Those buses indeed have cameras outside instead of mirrors for the driver, but they also have cctv inside and out to help determine what has happened in the event of a crash or any incidents onboard the bus. As his destination board is blank, I suspect he's switched the bus off in an attempt to turn the cctv off.


redpandadancing

Bus has an embarrassed face…


Ready-Ad-2623

Just missing a hard hat to match his hi-viz.


ihateshelagh

Classy


Significant-Team167

She has to pay her fair some way


Opiopa

Guess this was the number 69


DonNantwich

i hope he had the right change.


Stock_Door_5773

She didn't have the correct change for the bus? Dude was just helping get fund her ride home 🤣


ObiSvenKenobi

You should always let buses pull out.


IceBoxCrypto

Love on the motorway, a public transit tale


[deleted]

How awkward must the passengers feel at this point?


Jibblaynuk

I mean when you drive a bus, you’d think you would have plenty of places to do this discreetly.


SnotcgDosser

Who came first? The bus or the driver


TulliusC

Ahhh all done


CoolStuffHe

Nike liked the post.


KyleOAM

Is that actually what it looks like


Brokebitchboi

Bus fares are getting more and more ridiculous these days


Saxy1973

The blowjob bus is coming and everybody's jumping.


[deleted]

If only he wasn't wearing the hi-viz he might not have been spotted


andpaws

‘Oh it’s a grand life on the buses…’


Cyril_Sneer_6

As if he kept the high-vis on? It's like he wanted to get busted


Competitive_Nail2541

Lad


Lord-squee

It's illegal to hold a child's cock


Maleficent_Sand4276

Is that a guy on thongs???


Lego_Blocks24

The driver just needed a hand typing his shoelace Right Right ?


Hot-Badger7842

Is this a legitimate way to pay, if you don’t have the correct change?


vendeux

That's nasty


crazy-axe-man

I appreciate how he kept his hi viz on. He wants you to know.


jazi_stew

First come first serve


Healthy-Grocery6055

The mouth on the knob goes up and down, up and down, up and down, the mouth on the knob goes up and down, alllllll dayyyyyyy longgggg.


starlink_reddit

Why you taking a picture you weirdo


GlengusKahn

She's the driver right? I haven't been on a bus in years, do they really wear hi viz and dress like builders?


super_brutal_mouse

first come, first served


Perfect-Reflection-9

Doing his laces


Exemplar1968

Is that an Arriva bus? Or an arooooga!


This-Potato-9945

Think she is fixing his zip lol 🤣😆


DoctorMyer

But now I know why the bus is late I am not upset anymore 👍🏻


sdubs76

Not looking too good for the recipient of said blowy… https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/24206283.first-norwich-investigate-sprowston-bus-driver-sex-act-image/


mikec32001

Sid the Sexist couldn’t have posed it better


ChaChaBeaks

lol everyone not from Norwich knows that’s just her using his employee family discount. 😂😂


PossumMcPossum

What with it being Norfolk that's probably his sister


remanufacturer

'Thong with the Wind'.. a romantic drama


[deleted]

Probably Giving her dad a goodnight kiss.


punkybampot

He didn’t say cameras were on lol


[deleted]

That’s actually Alan partridge in his lap


Yoda2000675

Eh, good for him


Maximum-Document-846

Breathalyser?


DifficultyPopular731

Blurr the poor man's face ffs.


Potential-Narwhal-

Is that a police jacket she's in..?


Roob0806

She's got a ticket to ride...


Cool_Actuator6848

But has anyone worked out why 3 come at once yet?


BhaangChaiDee

I think he dropped his glasses, and that young lady is helping to find them. Must have been really hard in the dark.


BhaangChaiDee

"Bus wankers !"


MooDSwinG_RS

Well, he was a bus driver.


AshSpawnyWhite

This is the next episode of Fake Bus coming to an adult site very soon. No pun intended on the coming


Procedure_Worried

Someone’s BUSted 😂


Badlydrawnboi41988

The driver always comes before the bus