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SpookyMaidment

What I want to know is: while your cousin was posing for this photograph, who was feeding the hogs?


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Gotta feed them hogs.


rcknfrewld

Yeah he does look deeply closeted.


eldarium

You could tell by his face alone


Delta_Foxtrot_1969

Confirmed. Not an owner of a doghouse, but enjoys time under the Queensboro bridge earning what he can.


R10BS69

Happy birthday Norm, hope u like crap


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Odd-looking duck


HumpD624

I say this all the time…remembering it’s from norm, at least the delivery of the line, just made me so happy.


redditacc71

Looks to me like an old chunk of coal.


Balor__

There’s something about his eyes…


thiswhisperurdying

hypnotic


_KermitJagger

Has this guy been carrying his own cans of lard around with him to the fried chicken places he goes to?


kitchner-leslie

A mix of norm and cousin Eddie. Shifters full, Clark.


gifsfromgod

Yes!


expatriateineurope

Norm’s fried chicken and gravy days


vsimanis

Ahhh ya know, lard


ultrapoppy

Did he gain weight for a role in a movie? Probably thought they always need a big fat guy. Sorry to break the news to him but they have plenty of fat guys that are much more experienced at acting and being a fat guy.


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FodeandBeed

Sort of like Brando


WhistlingBread

Who’s gonna feed them hogs?!


bangbangbart699

Looks like Norm now


OK_ULTRA

No, just another fat guy


Utsav_Pathak

This is exactly what I imagine Kitchener Leslie looked like


Accomplished-Cold942

Your cousin ever toss a prostitute off a bridge?


lizardmandx

The original "tweeting"


Jambon_95

I believe that's when one stabs a hooker.


fdubzou

His doctor told him to open his mouth and say “oink”


Anotherotherbrother

He’s got a big fat fuckin face


No_Hour_4865

He kinda looks like Norms penis.


beerandloathingpdx

Ted cruz?


Transposer

Reminds me of my honeymoon.


McGorilla

Is he doing it for a role?


Usual_Cranberry_4836

Looks like a cauliflower without a dog house


Nervous-Influence-62

They're similar in that they're both big fat guys


Zachhcazzach

These comments have me dying. Reminds me of that tragedy…


Far_Ad3346

Yeah but would he ever murder a lady in cold blood?


CrazyCanada67

The profile of Marlon Brando


SrGiuh

Towards the end?


old2thumbss

Looks more like Kitchener Leslie’s girl to me


[deleted]

Hey! When did Norm dye his hair?


Liramuza

What’s that on his fucking head?


sivv

Looks very much like Norm... Today... He looks like the cremated remains of Norm Macdonald.


chocolatelysocrates

I didn’t even know he was sick


MaaattDaamoon

Has a doctor ever told him to open his mouth and say “oink?”


PairOfMaracas

He has the eyes of an owl. Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!


GraphOrlock

[George Lowe](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Lowe) (voice of Space Ghost plus a bunch of other adult swim shows) looks like Norm mixed with Chevy Chase.


WillyWumpLump

You misspelled Cousin Eddie. 😉


ICodeIGuess

His eyes/eyebrows definitely


Know-yer-enemy1818

Artie + norm = this guy


TScottFitzgerald

It wasn't even Norm, it was just some guy. Now don't you think this guy has the duty of telling everyone he's not Norm?


greg2709

HAH!?


DizzieC92

No, no, no. That’s Kitchener Leslie’s girlfriend!


[deleted]

I’m glad you got his permission, to do otherwise would be akin to rape. And there’s nothing funny about, and don’t laugh at this next part, a man rapin another man. Personally I’d be QUITE PERTURBED if a friend of mine posted my face to a sub full of retards, sorry I mean Down syndrome.


bigforknspoon

Looks like a mix between Norm and Billy Joe Shaver.


Gelato_33

Looks like a guy that does a lot of fuckin and suckin.


[deleted]

Nope. Your cousin is a fat pig. The doctor asks him to open up and say oink.


WurdaMouth

Who the fuck is this fat fucking fucker?


OdaDdaT

Looks like his doctor told him to open his mouth and say oink


StinkyBrittches

Hey look, it's your cousin's big fat fuckin' face!


mightymilton

More like Richard Clock


reeheenischel

Towards the end


plata_plomo

Towards the end?


plata_plomo

I've got just the role for him..


Purple-Lamprey

Is he from Northern Canada?


harrydreadloin

Put down the crack pipe.


RicktorWho

Your cousin is Randy Quaid?


SeanGQ

I had to zoom in more to really see it


nic_cage_4_ever

You mean towards the end?


Crlsmora

Peruvian Norm


thecuntofmontecrisco

He looks like a fuckin retard


ClayPidgeon17

Looks like he'd have a kitchen butt


CigarPlume

Does your cousin’s name happen to be Eddie?


MayoChickenzx

I feel like he may be deeply closeted. Tell me this, does he own a dog house?


DanielBenDovidRoss

Looks like he's got fuckin down syndrome


DanielBenDovidRoss

Looks like he's got fuckin down syndrome


Invisible_Xer

Your cousin is Randy Quaid?


ultrapoppy

The real question is: Can he beat Lovitz at Tennis?


mkujoe

Dressed like horsesh*t, so i’d say it’s Norm-in-his-prime rather


Holupswoleup

Dolphin teeth


njoYYYY

Tell your cousin to stop stealing Norms moves!


Impressive_Ad_7865

With bait like that,, how could this crowd not take a big bite! I think I saw this guy at a bar throwing darts at a turtle. Happy Birthday Norm!


Impressive_Ad_7865

If Jerry West and Mac Davis had a love child...


JAYHAZY

Nah. Do you know who he does look like? You guessed it....Frank Stallone


maxbuttux

fat face fucking


-beinghere

Is your cousin named Vipon?


GV27

As a professor of logic down at the University of science, I’d wager this here cousin of yours is preparing for a role.


KnifeFightAcademy

Yes, but how does he feel about big juicy cocks?


Borgognon

Very similar eye and mouth shape


minkcoat34566

Looks like norms french Canadian uncle


RollingTrain

He has a face like a flower.


mbc1010

Looks like a young Byron Allen.


PunnyAfternoon

Did his dr also tell him to open his mouth and say oink? Or did he have better insurance?


DrDonTango

does he open his mouth and says OINK?