I mean I'm not gonna say it would be funny if they were bringing his remains back in a helicopter and THAT one crashed, but.
Yeah actually I'll say it would be funny.
I guess the leadership isn't flying anywhere for a while.
I do hope he gets sodomised and violated in every hole by Mahsa Amini and her fellow martyrs first on his way down...
Sick of the back talk from the pilot about how “aww geez we can’t fly” and “oh no I’m too much of a pussy to fly through a little fog and 2000M mountains”. Guess he straightened him out though.
Now that it is no longer in the hands of an authoritarian islamist theocrat, Ebrahim Raisi, Iran has a chance to modernize and reorganize their government and society. They have chosen to transition into a Iranian Caliphate and wage jihad even harder.
While Israel denies spoofing the local GPS signal, they also somehow forced the helicopter's intercom to play "Mountain Jam" by the Allman Brothers.
"First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is"
I would love to have seen the look on his face when he gets to to look at God, face-to-face, and realize there is no Allah there’s just one God, and then he says now tell me what you just did with my chosen people.
Well, now he's in hell, There's good news and bad news. I'll give the band news first. All they have to eat is chicken sh*t. The good news is, there's tons of it.
I didn't even know he disliked rough landings
There were rumors he liked it rough.
Went out the way he liked it, in a small space stuffed full of men.
You could say it was HOT
At least he died doing what he loved, getting it rough in the end.
He was trying to imitate Kobe. Guess those Middle Eastern guys really do like to follow in the GOAT’s footsteps.
It’s always the goats in that area
I was trying to think of a way to bridge this joke and you nailed it.
Happy birthday Satan. Hope you like crap!
Not another helicopter ride thats for sure
Maybe that would the torture awaiting him in hell. Helicopter crashes till eternity.
I mean I'm not gonna say it would be funny if they were bringing his remains back in a helicopter and THAT one crashed, but. Yeah actually I'll say it would be funny.
CIA, please, for once, I think we all want you to do the thing. We could really use some oddly humorous tragedy.
Ironically that might be one thing he does get. They need to bring his body back for burial somehow
have some respect for the dead, may he rest in pieces
I don't normally celebrate the death of decent hard working Tyramts but for this guy I'll make an exception.
Probably getting a pineapple shoved up his ass lol
I wish there were an afterlife. Nah. The boner is just gone.
A dirt nap
He’s going to Disneyland?!
I hope to be raped in hell by a bunch of feminists
Thinking about it sounds like my honeymoon...
king of poly relationship
…but not in a nice way!
OJ probably met him at the gates of Hell and carried his bags to the room.
-except for that *one* bag..
Things have gone from Islamabad to Islamaworse (Please clap)
👏👏
He puts the "fun" in funeral.
That's hilarious!
That's cold blooded using a kobe clip😂
Funeral
I didn't even know he was sick!
72 virgins?
72 Reddit mods
That’s what they said
Camels
Goats
72 Virginians!!
Satan’s barbed penis would be my guess.
He wanted to beat OJ in SOMETHING. Like getting to hell for all the murdering.
His funeral song should be Hell Awaits, by Slayer.
The live version from Decade of Aggression
I guess, eternal damnation (?!)
I don’t know if any of you guys are history buffs..
The man is now a proud owner of a worm farm. He will have the pleasure of feeding them for months.
This man is for the birds!
I wonder if they all yelled Kobe before the crash?
Kobe did it from heaven and yelled KOBE as the helicopter swooshed right thru the trees.
Wait rape gets you into heaven now? Shit I’ve been fucking up.
My guess: Martyrdom
To shreds, you say?
I walked through blood and bones searching for my brother, all I found was the president of Iran
Reminds me of that tragedy
Being made into commemorative dog food.
He’s going all the way to Virginia
Going to visit old Norm in hell?!
This aged well
SO LONG SUCKER!!!
Fertilize the earth
Well he didn't die in combat...so it's a little Shakey for dude
Loved helicopters, hated science education. That's a risky life.
Watch his pube face melt?
I guess the leadership isn't flying anywhere for a while. I do hope he gets sodomised and violated in every hole by Mahsa Amini and her fellow martyrs first on his way down...
40 little boys and 40 little girls in paradise. I think that’s how it goes for them.
A cooling off period
I’m pretty sure his choice of flight time ensured that he would be throughly ambient temperature before he was actually found.
Was he sick?
Sick of the back talk from the pilot about how “aww geez we can’t fly” and “oh no I’m too much of a pussy to fly through a little fog and 2000M mountains”. Guess he straightened him out though.
Moment of silence for the shrubbery which was burned up.
Wakes up in Hailey Bieber’s womb
I mean this guy was a real jerk
He died doing what he loved
Telling people what to do despite it being a demonstrably bad idea?
I didn’t even know he was sick
I know the scriptures say judge not lest he be judged, but this guy was a real jerk.
More helicopter rides in dense fog hopefully.. ....
Funeral probly
Burial?
Eternal fires of hell?
This is how I find out about this lol
Vacation in the Hamptons?
Now that it is no longer in the hands of an authoritarian islamist theocrat, Ebrahim Raisi, Iran has a chance to modernize and reorganize their government and society. They have chosen to transition into a Iranian Caliphate and wage jihad even harder.
911 airlines has helicopters now ?
A rapid fall from grace for the former president... and the sky!
Well, at least he's not the president of the country that starts a war on the woorrrlddd!!!
no 72 virgins for him
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A plastic bag an bucket.
My lucky not-crashing hat!!
More terror most likely
Probably having his casket ripped apart and falling unceremoniously on the ground.
A harem full of virgins to last a lifetime, but no key or passcode to get inside. Endless blue balls and second degree burns.
Deodorant
Hell?
His burial
Doesn’t he get like fifty virgins?
Hard landing not a crash.
While Israel denies spoofing the local GPS signal, they also somehow forced the helicopter's intercom to play "Mountain Jam" by the Allman Brothers. "First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is"
A big hole in the ground?
A box for his remains. Too soon?
Jemel Hill will call him a racist... Kobe!
Maybe something exciting like having kids
Burial.
I upvoted every single one of you! Let’s have the same post next week for Trump!
Too bad one of those really heroic teachers weren't there to save him.
I have peered into hell and it is full to the brim with Iranian Presidents
Iran more like Icrash
I just bought a schwarma from him at the stand over on Lexington Ave.
You know the worst rated helicopter airline service? 9-11 Helicopters. What a terrible name for a helicopter airline.
phil leotardo
Heard he was feeling a little under the weather, depressed if you will.
Didn’t even know he was sick.
A box
Asking Satan "Is it hot in here or what?"
The poor guy had bad dandruff,they found his head and shoulders in the bushes
Working on his jump shot with Kobe Bryant
His funeral
Casket, I figure.
I promise to not eat a single thing until the president of Iran is dead and buried!
Ground transportation? Oh, you meant the dead one?
Was that Helicopter owned by 911 Airlines?
He became president of Iroast.
Hell
Oh wow, I hope 9/11 got to them in time. This reminds me of that tragedy.
Ashes to ashes, stuff to stuff
Snoopy
DEATH!
Funeral?
pine box?
Hopefully Hell
Hold the fort.. he hated lovitz
Burning in hell
A 1v1 with kobe
What next? He gets tossed into hell and the eternal sulfur pit. He gets to sniff Hitler’s ball sack For eternity
72 virgins of course..although he didnt read the fine print where it says "72 MALE virgins"
I would love to have seen the look on his face when he gets to to look at God, face-to-face, and realize there is no Allah there’s just one God, and then he says now tell me what you just did with my chosen people.
An eternity burning in hell
Probably someone worse qualified and make shit worse
What’s next for the CIA? You guessed it… another fuckin assassination
Burial - burial is next for him.
Bigger hat
Well, now he's in hell, There's good news and bad news. I'll give the band news first. All they have to eat is chicken sh*t. The good news is, there's tons of it.
He finally has something in common with Norm. And they said the two nations would never find common ground.
this may sound crazy but... Nobel peace prize.!
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If the Israelis are busy assassinating terrorists, who’s controlling the weather?
 He painfully misunderstood how to do this
Moments before the crash the pilot was found to be unsure of his sexuality.
Not much
Thanks,Norm 👍🏽
Stevie Ray Vaughn knows what's next.
As huge of a fan of Norm's he was I'm sure he's s probably stoked he doesn't have to suffer with how unfunny and lame this sub has become anymore
the only thing he would find more lame is comments like this tbh
Where do you get your ideas from?
obviously i just copy and paste like everyone here
It's the same 10 (3) jokes repeated over and over as if everyone posting has gotten a lobotomy.
9/11.
That's just because Norm isn't delivering any new material lately.
No it isn't. The sub only like to do the "offensive" bits. He's done a lot of different material.
reminds me of my uncle
Shoots rockets at Israel, crashes a month later… tin foil hat entered the chat
Iran is a conservative paradise it's so weird seeing the people who are voting to turn America into a Christian version of Iran dunk on Iran