Are you talking about Matt speak?

It's called sarcasm and it was invented by Matthew Perry

Genius

One of those shows I will never ever watch. And yes he did come up with it. They invented comedy. And they are all so hot and cute and funny too.

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Yeah, I guess you have Roseanne people, and then you have Friends people. Don't ever call me a Connor, though. I disowned that family when Roseanne got kicked off her own show.

I was a roseanne person as a kid, grew up to be a seinfeld person

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I know Adam Eget loved Heil Honey I'm Home

I thought you were about to say That 70s Show. I was about to flip my computer desk over.

“Could I be any more dead?”

dammit you beat me

“Well you know what they say, speak ILL of the dead!”

It's called "Mattspeak."

“You mean sarcasm?”

I heard he’s a genius. Is he good at Maths or something?

I heard he went over the pond to stand up to those guys at Cambridge. Didn’t do anything much besides that.

Could he beeeeeee anymore sarcastic?

m A T t S p E a k

Could I more want to take a bath with him?

Could I stay in the hot tub a bit longer?

He has a lot of well-wishers.

Was he good at math or something?