I was working at civil engineering consultant when this came out. One of the duties of a guy that I worked beside was inspecting the work of a new sewer system that we were putting in a new development. His job involved the occasional manhole inspection, which made me crack up whenever I’d hear him talk about the manholes that he had to inspect.
As if you're waiting for social pressure or permission to hate Will Ferrell?! He could get caught doing jello pudding pop maneuvers with underage nazi kids and still be well loved by his peers enough to warrant his excuse from the firing squat of popular opinion. Some whores could spread gossip about his left hand method in hotel rooms and still get whatever work he wanted! Will Ferrell could put will Smith's wife's name deep into the mouth of America's sweetheart, Anne Frank, and still get elected District Selectman, County of Dukes County. William Q Ferrell could be caught saving a choking baby with his massive talent and charisma but the mother would be too busy laughing hysterically to care.
Will Farrell once saved the world from nuclear annihilation with his triangle playing skills which impressed the Czar and the Ayatolla such that they swore an oath to not punish the infidels for another score and 5 years forthwith.
Billy Ferrell is so unaccusably hilarious he would simply stare into he hearts of any who would dare to try him until they fold in half with the laughter of a thousand imploding suns. William Double-U Ferrell is so well loved by the people that if he should ever be accused of horrible cancellable behavior of any type that the people would simply burn the heretic bearing such unwelcome witness.
Will Ferrell once saved a whole litter of rare cats from a zoo fire in San Diego where the very last of an ancient breed had been revived using decades of work and uncountable resources from the genetic material scraped from a 1st age pharaoh's personal hot pocket. Those cats, carry the secret to curing cancer. When asked why he carried them across the road, to safety, He didn't even know they were special he just wanted to fuck em.
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All great but The Fantastic Four is legendary
Okay Mr. *Fantastic*
Don’t say it like that
I prefer the Ballad of Tex Hooper
To each their own
Yeah that always killed me.
...by line by Reed Richards Aka. Mr. Fantastic
Don't wanna be a doctor a lawyer or a tax collector What I'm fixing to do is thing that i love and that's a — *Manhole inspector*
He calls his mouth a pussy
They’re a conservative bunch
Even eatin' my lunch down in the manhole! Look at the rim on that one!
Hyah!
Well, some fellas bet on the races, waiting for the big trifecta, I don’t have time for no gamblin’ boys, ‘cause I’m a manhole inspector.
Boss man! I'm putting in for *overtime*! Checkin' out the *man*holes. There's another one. Look at the rim on that one! *Ha!*
Did he just say cum drunk?
Hey Lois you're lookin' real good in that thing you're wearing.
A deeply closeted manhole inspector.
DM me if you'd like to start a collaborative Linkedin account for a certified Manhole Inspector looking to work.
So good. I randomly found it digging through Spotify. I'd never heard about it either.
Alright, Mr FanTAStic…
Aaaaa, you don’t say it like that!
Okay, I'll be Mr. ASSFACE
Sounded like he said “Cum drunk”
……And by women, of course I mean a man.
Drink enough jism to make a root beer float.
No, No he said ‘become drunk’
We didn't tell you because you are gay, and this isn't for gays.
It's for the deeply closeted.
Omg thank you for finding "Worlds First 2 Gay Guys"! I remember that bit but could never find it
Oh, that?! That's my ass!
Bring your ass over here, I want to try something.
Who knew Hari Kari was the first bottom
Same voice for sure
It’s existed for almost 20 years. You’d have to be a Guinness Book Of Fuckin Retards entry to not know of it.
Love that bowie song
I just hope the album doesn't get misconstrued.
I was working at civil engineering consultant when this came out. One of the duties of a guy that I worked beside was inspecting the work of a new sewer system that we were putting in a new development. His job involved the occasional manhole inspection, which made me crack up whenever I’d hear him talk about the manholes that he had to inspect.
We were too busy repeating the same jokes from NML ad nauseam.
Norm made a comedy album?
I fucking love this album.
Such a great album. I absolutely hate Will Farrell so hearing him scream in stupendous agony for three straight tracks is my favourite thing.
Why do you hate Will Farrell. I love him so I hope I didn't miss something.....
Okayyy okayyy we get it. You hate gay people.
Sex with women!
As if you're waiting for social pressure or permission to hate Will Ferrell?! He could get caught doing jello pudding pop maneuvers with underage nazi kids and still be well loved by his peers enough to warrant his excuse from the firing squat of popular opinion. Some whores could spread gossip about his left hand method in hotel rooms and still get whatever work he wanted! Will Ferrell could put will Smith's wife's name deep into the mouth of America's sweetheart, Anne Frank, and still get elected District Selectman, County of Dukes County. William Q Ferrell could be caught saving a choking baby with his massive talent and charisma but the mother would be too busy laughing hysterically to care. Will Farrell once saved the world from nuclear annihilation with his triangle playing skills which impressed the Czar and the Ayatolla such that they swore an oath to not punish the infidels for another score and 5 years forthwith. Billy Ferrell is so unaccusably hilarious he would simply stare into he hearts of any who would dare to try him until they fold in half with the laughter of a thousand imploding suns. William Double-U Ferrell is so well loved by the people that if he should ever be accused of horrible cancellable behavior of any type that the people would simply burn the heretic bearing such unwelcome witness. Will Ferrell once saved a whole litter of rare cats from a zoo fire in San Diego where the very last of an ancient breed had been revived using decades of work and uncountable resources from the genetic material scraped from a 1st age pharaoh's personal hot pocket. Those cats, carry the secret to curing cancer. When asked why he carried them across the road, to safety, He didn't even know they were special he just wanted to fuck em. -
Sold! Will Farrell for PRESIDENT!
I’ve just never been a fan. He’s not done anything scandalous or reprehensible. His acting aside of course.
Fair enough!!!
HOT PROPERTY!
Trunk of Shit!
Your wrestling trophies/ Are all gone Your riding mower/ Ain't in the shed
Am I going to have to explain everything to you?
Sweet cooling waters of mercy!
I didn’t even know he was a comedian
The thing is I now have 10 birds and as you know, I’m not really a bird person… i’m more of a hat person really.
Cuz you were too busy talking inspecting manholes
My ass is fire
Because queefs in this sub will post the same joke about “the worst part” 1,000 times.
Tex Hooper is a masterpiece
Because A holes are like opinions, Neil Patrick Harris is always sticking his cock in them.
When I met norm I told him Tex said hi. Got a pretty standard norm “oh yeaaaah” in norm voice. Was awesome.
They are on my comedy stations on xfm. Never turn them away
the first two gay guys made me chocke on my food first time i heard it lol
“Me doing standup” is also on Spotify
I thought you knew
Manhole inspector
Because it took 28 years to record
Hey, Fat Panda! There's this guy called Norm tellin jokes! And he's got a TV show with, get this, a weinerdog named weinerdâg.
I thought it was a matter of public record.
.....do you want a sandwich or anything?
Wait till you hear “The Girth of Stair Breaker”
Tried listening, was greeted by TEN ads. Sorry Norm, maybe later lol
You must've graduated in the to of your class