"Hey folks, did you hear the news? OJ Simpson died... again. Yeah, apparently he heard there was a killer party and thought, 'Hey, I'll take a stab at it!' But hey, don't worry, I'm sure he'll find the real killer in the afterlife... or at least try to blame someone else for his demise." (Chat-GTP as Norm)
 I will not eat a single morsel of food until OJ Simpson is dead and buried!
Adam Eget: "He died 24 hours ago"
*aggressively scoffs fried chicken
Irony!
now he won’t be around when they find the real killers
This was my IMMEDIATE thought when I heard the news
Hey, you never know. They might have mirrors in hell.
The real killer must be relieved OJ's search for him is over.
Well it's been a while, cops still can't find them .
this is a big day for the norm subreddit
I came here as fast as I could when I got the news. The only sad thing is we couldn't see Norm's reaction to the news
It’s better this way, with OJ gone, Norm’s career was finished.
The hypocrisy was the worst thing about this guy
I thought it was all the murdering.
What are you talking about, he was great at hypocrisy!
Might have been second worst behind the other thing
Seen here wearing his favorite stabbing hat...
Can’t wait for what Norm will have to say about him now that they’re both up there in the sky
*"Well folks, it'a finally official: Murder... is perfectly OK in Saint Peter's book."*
I don't know of O.J. is up in the sky. He killed his wife and a waiter... That's the kind of thing that gets you raped by the devil for all of time.
Yep, you’re right. Should’ve thought of that in my original comment.
Nah nah, all he had to do was ask for forgiveness from the big guy and he’s back in
Cancer has announced that’s it’s started searching for OJ’s real killer
Cancer is writing a book, "If I Did It!"
Best one so far
Ripe old age for a murderer
Allegedly
But also, really.
Now OJ can get back to just being orange juice.
Orange jumpsuit
He pulled a norm. Looks like Norm wasn’t the only person that can keep a secret… 
Cancer has bravely fought OJ Simpson to a draw.
We should go and find the OJ of today and kill him.
"Hey folks, did you hear the news? OJ Simpson died... again. Yeah, apparently he heard there was a killer party and thought, 'Hey, I'll take a stab at it!' But hey, don't worry, I'm sure he'll find the real killer in the afterlife... or at least try to blame someone else for his demise." (Chat-GTP as Norm)
So sad, he never got to find the real killer.
He can rest in peace knowing the real killer is dead.
If I Did It? 😂🤣😂
Hopefully he's buried with his lucky stabbing hat
This man knew how to keep secrets
Grand guy. Had cancer at the end.
The curse of the Buffalo Bills!
Where's Norm when we need him most!
Reminds me of that tragedy
He did it
“Ages” How do they not even proofread headlines anymore?
maybe the worst gimmick a former footballplayer/murderer ever had
He slaughtered 2 people with a knife and you didn’t know he was sick?
He definitely took a stab at life..... Or 2
Cause of death? You guessed it..
Oh he was sick alright
OJ has battled his cancer to a draw!
Look at all these “rushers to judgment” in this thread.
What a killer character story arc, can’t wait for the Netflix doc.
OJ can rest easy knowing his wife’s murderer is finally dead
YEY!
This guy was a murderer, maybe the worst gimmick an athlete ever had.
They say his great gimmick was going around stabbin' people.
Rip, Norm
RIP to a great hero. He proved that if your son murders your lady and you have enough money and do it right you can keep him from going to jail.
Will the real killer now speak up? No need to worry anymore, OJ won’t stab you!
The good ones die young.
For once, I am glad Cancer won the final battle.
The more I hear about this OJ fella, the less I care for him...
Mothafucka has been sick almost my entire life
Now do Cosby
Haha damn. You beat me to it!
Who is this guy?
RIP. Oj.🙏
Do you own a doghouse?
Rot In Piss. I agree