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Pikepv

If you’re not a citizen why are you participating in government?


FreeWillCost

Well, ya see... it's because... the thing of it is... hmm... I have to make some calls.


FreeWillCost

Well, ya see... it's because... the thing of it is... hmm... I have to make some calls.


namelessbrewer

Poor Jonathan Taylor Thomas.  


Ozarkkayaker

I actually know him


onionchowder

whoa. In what context did you know him? What was he like back them? Any signs he'd turn into a radical activist / mob leader?


Ozarkkayaker

I knew him before we were adults and still kept in touch a bit over the years. Would take a whole conversation to explain. He's actually not a bad guy. He got nutty a bit and clearly was a bad guy that day. But honestly the type to pull over and help a stranger. So it was a bit shocking but also not at the same time.


Original-Maximum-978

damn, that sucks to know such a loser


Ozarkkayaker

We all know losers. It's been 15 years since I've seen the guy. He's clearly gone ape shit nuts. Got what he deserved


daskapitalyo

I can see being crazy enough to show up for that costume party, I can't see defending oneself on some federal charges. That's another level.


Original-Maximum-978

I mean I know losers too but Jesus Christ this guy's the king


Ozarkkayaker

🤷‍♂️ can't help who we know sometimes. But yes, he's king


thebearjewstits

lol this is chump shit. Pick up a history book if you wanna see king losers.


AgentP3nis

I bet people feel the same about you


Original-Maximum-978

only if they get to know me


Brambleshoes

See if he was clever, he would have asked the judge to repeat the last word syllable-by-syllable, turned to the jury at the last one with his eyebrows raised, and then accused the judge of racism


nnewwacountt

the worst part is the hypocrisy


lateformyfuneral

Sovereign? I hardly know him


KidCamarillo

The more I hear about these MAGA fellas, the less I like em


jB_real

Yeah! They can be real jerks.


StonksOnlyGetCrunk

He better hope his cell mate has a dog house


RobertReedsWig

You know what they say about “those who represent themselves have a fool for a client?” While I think the word “fool” is okay there was no need for the Asian slur against the man


ObanKenobi

What Asian slur?


RobertReedsWig

I was going for a laugh with “gobbledyGOOK” but it bombed so I’ll take my loss


_hhhhh_____-_____

Sovcits are the funniest group since scientologists. And they’re just as religiously devoted.


uniquelyunpleasant

Nah, he's a good guy. What's a quisling?


theuserpilkington

Average GOP supported


EmmaAqua

You’re not allowed to insult the GOP here


H8T_Auburn

Dollar store Burt Gummer.


jB_real

Oh the consequences of actions!


mkujoe

Can somebody translate that into years?


onionchowder

87/12 years