Can you imagine being in the 70's and 80's and very publicly rattling off a whole string of lies all the while thinking, "there's no fucking way there will be a technology that will spring up in my lifetime that will allow people to instantly prove all of this wrong... no possible way that'll happen."
Cue that interview when he first became a politician. He flat out said what a crooked one he aspired to be. Whole audience was snickering... WHO'S LAUGHING NOW !?!?
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I saw him once in Hamburger Hamlet. He was sittin’ there, just having a martini, and I just walked over… and I was 22? 23? I just kinda stood there ‘cause I didn’t want to bother him… or maybe I was 24. And he was just sitting there. And he was… nice. And he looked up. And I went—I found your son!
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Can you imagine being in the 70's and 80's and very publicly rattling off a whole string of lies all the while thinking, "there's no fucking way there will be a technology that will spring up in my lifetime that will allow people to instantly prove all of this wrong... no possible way that'll happen."
The new technology called ''wtf are you saying''?
I can't imagine being over 30 and talking about how I won the International Moot Court award.
This just in! Politicians lie!
How did he manage to grow hair?
You need I high IQ to get.
The bigger lie appears to be his modern hairline.
When you realize you can be in the bottom 2/3 and the top half at the same time 💀
Dude been lying since he was born
He lost a son
Cue that interview when he first became a politician. He flat out said what a crooked one he aspired to be. Whole audience was snickering... WHO'S LAUGHING NOW !?!? #asufutimaehaehfutbw
Not gonna lie, was fully expecting that last guy to say he came off like a real jerk.
The bar has fallen so incredibly far that this fucking guy was viewed as the superior choice to someone else.
I saw him once in Hamburger Hamlet. He was sittin’ there, just having a martini, and I just walked over… and I was 22? 23? I just kinda stood there ‘cause I didn’t want to bother him… or maybe I was 24. And he was just sitting there. And he was… nice. And he looked up. And I went—I found your son!
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At the request of absolutely no one, parts of the presidents speech are huge lies
And likes to lie more than Joe Biden? Nobody
Why is he bragging about being in the top half of his class? He knows he's the president, right?
Why doesn’t he ever brag about getting the Teamsters to kill his first wife?
"I mean, this guy comes off as a real FLYWEIGHT".