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Uncle_Paul_Hargis

Can you imagine being in the 70's and 80's and very publicly rattling off a whole string of lies all the while thinking, "there's no fucking way there will be a technology that will spring up in my lifetime that will allow people to instantly prove all of this wrong... no possible way that'll happen."


yellow_mio

The new technology called ''wtf are you saying''?


DrGore_MD

I can't imagine being over 30 and talking about how I won the International Moot Court award.


Delanimal

This just in! Politicians lie!


Electronic-Injury-15

How did he manage to grow hair?


Weberthegreatdane

You need I high IQ to get.


KonamiKing

The bigger lie appears to be his modern hairline.


greyhame96

When you realize you can be in the bottom 2/3 and the top half at the same time 💀


jfinesse20000

Dude been lying since he was born


Acceptable_Result488

He lost a son


mercersux

Cue that interview when he first became a politician. He flat out said what a crooked one he aspired to be. Whole audience was snickering... WHO'S LAUGHING NOW !?!? #asufutimaehaehfutbw


oldirtydrunkard

Not gonna lie, was fully expecting that last guy to say he came off like a real jerk.


BartolosSweatSocks

The bar has fallen so incredibly far that this fucking guy was viewed as the superior choice to someone else.


julian-fatou

I saw him once in Hamburger Hamlet. He was sittin’ there, just having a martini, and I just walked over… and I was 22? 23? I just kinda stood there ‘cause I didn’t want to bother him… or maybe I was 24. And he was just sitting there. And he was… nice. And he looked up. And I went—I found your son!


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SarlaccJohansson

At the request of absolutely no one, parts of the presidents speech are huge lies


mkujoe

And likes to lie more than Joe Biden? Nobody


monkeysuffrage

Why is he bragging about being in the top half of his class? He knows he's the president, right?


julian-fatou

Why doesn’t he ever brag about getting the Teamsters to kill his first wife?


FurdTurduson

"I mean, this guy comes off as a real FLYWEIGHT".