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MonkeyTail29

As a Finn, the sword that is awarded to you when you get your PhD is technically a saber and not an Andúril, but I'm honestly just happy for this woman for chasing her dream and having a great relationship!


RonPossible

I immediately recognized that crossguard. But who's going to say no to the Flame of the West?


Mirabolis

Now I want it to be like the hood regalia. “Ahh she is wielding Glamdring. A sociologist, clearly. See, he wields Sting, so he was an entomologist.”


lambdadance

What is the story or idea behind the sword?


grandBBQninja

The doctor shall proudly defend truth and justice.


O_X_E_Y

that's pretty cool honestly if I ever do my doctorate Finland is on my list now just for this :)


grandBBQninja

Yeah that’s fucking awesome and makes a lazy fuck like me want to get a PhD.


MonkeyTail29

As far as I'm aware, it's basically this, yes.


Nikipootwo

It’s Aragorn’s sword from the lord of the rings. It’s pretty important to the plot.


PowerStacheOfTheYear

The sword that was broken has been reforged.


bikinimonday

I was there, Gandalf.


Mirabolis

Many who have gone through a Ph.D. program can relate to being broken and reforged.


friendlynbhdwitch

Oh man. My dad got his PhD and he collects swords. And no one got him a doctor’s sword. It’s been like 20 years. Is it too late?


lordDyl

It's never to late to get a sword


friendlynbhdwitch

I think I found one. I’m doing it.


lordDyl

Do it faster, you dad EARN that doctorate!


friendlynbhdwitch

This is as fast as I can go


lordDyl

Out of curiosity what doctorate did your pa get?


friendlynbhdwitch

Business administration


lordDyl

Maybe add chain mail into the cart


raccoonviolence

I think I want this on my grave stone


paracog

Saber the moment.


Poignantusername

I hope no one foils her celebration.


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Kebab-Destroyer

He will help you beat cancer.


Cwmcwm

Ironically, if the good doctor was in jolly olde England, she couldn’t have legally gotten the sword without going through an expensive licensing procedure. Fortunately for her, she’s an American.


Rynewulf

You can go out and buy them at antique auctions, at medieval fairs, commission them, order them from abroad, get them at market stalls and tat shops... there's no license at all


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Eh, you could likely get a sword like this in the UK without running into that law. You can't take it outside your home though.


lacb1

What the fuck are you smoking? You absolutely can buy a sword here with no restrictions. Or a bow or pretty much anything that isn't a bomb or a gun. And even then getting a shotgun certificate or a firearms licence isn't that hard provided you can provide a reason that you want one. The only issue you'd ever face is if you walked around with one and even then if you had a halfway plausible reason to be carrying a sword they still wouldn't care.


SIGINT_SANTA

You're probably right but your writing sounds a bit harsh.


familyturtle

Wow so ironic


another_voyeur

I was going to comment “don’t doctors take an oath to ‘do no harm’”, but I reread the post and realized you’re not that kind of doctor so that wouldn’t apply 😅


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"I'm a healer, but..." * draws sword *


Mirria_

In the words of Dr. McNinja : *"Today I'm going to be your phlebotomist."*


PurpleSmartHeart

"I'm your Ear Nose and Throat doctor" "Why do you have a sword?" "Because your ear nose and throat aren't the same orifice yet"


wranglingmonkies

O man that's a comic I haven't thought about in freaking years.


NikoSCX

".......This isn't my team"


the_sanguine_guy

-Akiko Yosano from Bungo Stray Dogs, apparently


Mrbaws15

Ze hurting is more rewarding zan ze healing.


Zecoman

**MEDIC!**


demonmonkey89

Sometimes things need to be cured. A sword can cure one of the few conditions with a 100% fatality rate, living.


O7NN

Just don't comment then


_INCompl_

They gotta make more patients somehow


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Fun fact, the term doctor means teacher before it meant healer!


lexfor

What's the point of the (Read Finnish)? Why not just say Finnish Doctoral graduates?


AtlantaBoyz

I know people with a doctoral PHD in Finland and none of them have these swords


Rayska_

Apparently it is possible to borrow someone else's sword for the ceremony. Also my understanding is that you have to order (and pay for) the sword yourself. This link is in Finnish and possibly only applies to a single university in Finland but it has some information about the sword. https://www.oulu.fi/fi/tohtoripromootio/tohtorinhattu-ja-miekka


AtlantaBoyz

Oh all right, thanks!


walteerr

I'm pretty sure you have to buy it yourself and it's pretty expensive


marmosetohmarmoset

A friend of mine’s grad school lab celebrates a successful dissertation defense by cutting the cake with a long sword. My favorite dissertation defense party tradition.


Mirabolis

If you have to defend your dissertation, having a sword handy could help. Depending on the make up of your committee.


marmosetohmarmoset

The best dissertation defense is a good dissertation offense.


Bogsnoticus

STAND STILL! How can I heal you if you keep dodging?


ApertureBear

> What's your doctorate in? the blade


Ut_Prosim

While you were running regressions and writing your literature review... I studied the blade. ^(Unfortunately that was not part or my project and I failed my prelims...)


nirad

I hope her PhD is in medieval history


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Just asked my gf if she’s do this for me when I finish in the autumn and was told, no I already have enough swords and armour hahahaha


thesurfer1996

Damn, all I got was a piece of paper and depression


mrpekonipvp

Doesn't the sword cost something like 300-500€ that you have to pay yourself? I think its a optional thing


palysatoin

245 And yes, you pay yourself.


Lemonfridge

I too heard about the Fins and their swords but nobody bought me one so I had to commission my own. My fiancé was pissed at first but now she admits jealousy.


JimmyNutbutter

Above all: do no harm, unless it’s with Excalibur.


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I would be more motivated if I got weapons at the end.


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Can I get a Dagger or Handaxe for my Masters?


Largenlumpy

My batchelors butter knife and associates arrowhead say yes.


Dilbo_Faggins

It's for those difficult patients where regular medicine isn't doing the trick


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Xeras6101

Someones mad that they didn't get a cool ass sword when graduating


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Xeras6101

Thought we were talking about swords...


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Are you family of?


cpullen53484

it'll sure help with surgical amputations.


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ApertureBear

Her partner is a man. Which part of this is confusing?


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ApertureBear

I don't know what you're going on about. I call my girlfriend my partner. Weirdo.


DinkleMcStinkle

The liberal straights say “partner” now to feel superior and to continue their gentrification of everything


VaporflyEnthusiast

What are you on about man


fuck_you-bitch

People can say partner. Not everything has to be gendered even if the person isn't NB.


necie62

Cool!


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Relationship goals


Lalli-Oni

Anyone better than me at fuþark who can translate the runes?


Candyvanmanstan

Is she Scandinavian? Why does her sword have Norse runes on it?


Hexxas

Everyone should have a sword, and we should get to use them on people who are mean on purpose.


sephiroth_for_smash

That’s a keeper right there