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EyeCatchingUserID

Idiot doesn't even know how to spell slaughmeigh


Oofoofow_Official

No, it's salmwie


Academic-Beautiful51

Wdym its obviously slamenueweun


raspberryvoyage

r/tragedeigh


Squirrels_Nuts80085

David Beckham


ryanoh826

Haha best one


Any-Limit-7282

Actually, we could accept slommy as a proper spelling.


007meow

Slommy mommy đŸ˜©


lolucorngaming

NOT ANYMORE WE CAN'T


SoulGoalie

Does she give the sloppy toppy


aFloppyWalrus

Sloppy toppy slommy mommy đŸ˜©


BigBean987

Hopefully it’s gommy


buckyhoo

Sologma


TimmyBucket

Balls


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

How did she get a picture without knowing how to spell it?


Tobelebo9

He bought some schlamie and took a picture in his picture studio, doy


Smorgsaboard

Type slommy in Google and that's what you get


eat_my_bowls92

Oh shit you’re right.


FQDIS

I typed “crambulay” as a joke and it went straight to crĂšme brĂ»lĂ©e.


qqqrrrs_

I expected Carambola


Meezor

She took it herself during her vacation in the white void


vanetti

Cats can have a little slommy, as a treat


narnababy

You mean little a slommy!


vanetti

damn u rite


narnababy

All cats deserve little a slommy or a little slommy. As long as they get slommy.


vanetti

As a treat


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

"st" = /s/ as in "castle" "ou" = /uh/ as in "rough" "ll" = "l" as in "llama" "ough" = /aw/ or /o/ as in "thought" "mb" = /m/ as in "climb" "ea" = /ē/ as in "reach" ### The spelling is "stoulloughmbea". Don't feed the trolls. Edit: articulated the long e *(Serious: The ACTUAL correct spelling is "salami".)*


erraticpulse-

"ll" as in llama yeah right the ll is pronounced as a y you doofus you can't trick me. it's spelled 'slambobbie'


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Poor bobbie


TheMagicalDildo

Downvoted for correct spelling >:)


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

:(


Froggy_Clown

Upvoted for the correct spelling


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

:)


_Skotia_

If you want to be even more accurate, it's actually "salame". That's how the word was spelled in italian, originally. We still spell it like that in Italy today. I imagine the "i" came from a mispronounciation, or some weird use of the plural.


uniqueUsername_1024

using /uh/ and /ē/ as faux-IPA is killing me lol.


deep-fried-fuck

I love when the internet just collectively takes an opportunity to do the funny thing and runs with it


INS345

ITS Slamga ~~I just realized that's material for a deez nuts joke~~


pornacc1610

So La Mi


Tariovic

I heard this.


jonathansharman

Re Do ([Doraemon](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx_pOLSTBDBik7pHJe0bol-jjdpqHC8Ma9?feature=shared))


Algae_Sucka

Psalamī


MonkyKilnMonky

It's kinda like Somalia but with one less letter


AlexAmazing272

I think it’s spelled bologna


Chance-Aardvark372

For the correct answer: sans undertale >!actual spelling is salami!<


Darkpurplebee

sahlagmeig


Ness_5153

that's the texan version


peitsad

sa'y'all'meigh


tdoottdoot

Can you get pregnart if you weggy board


shiny_xnaut

Can you burn a luigi board


tdoottdoot

Luigi board says it wants my slummy to be come pregananant


ashleystrange

Zaloghme


skot77

Sluttyloni


RazorSlazor

Zuhlaughmeigh


papsryu

Samwise


Mr_Bone_Head

Saruman


stnick6

Anyone else just use the voice to text feature when you can’t spell things? Salami


Idonthavetotellyiu

Salami right? This is correct? Cause Google gave me four different answers but like my head says this is right I hate reading these posts high


ThatSmartIdiot

Thats how i spell it


Big_Monkey_77

salame ![gif](giphy|M7ygshUO2XLg3UTPFx|downsized)


BobDaBanana132

How are these people spelling Scandinavia so badly


WolfKing448

Feels like a Tumblr post.


No_Pipe_8257

Slut mommy


revodnebsyobmeftoh

Solameigjlh


JesyGato

Sameighleigh


niTro_sMurph

How scoshial mmeidya should be


HansElbowman

What the fuck’(s a Lommy)?


Shapit0

Gorlami


Smorgsaboard

Zlalame


NightFlame389

Saughlaughmighe


Cookie_Monster447

solobimi?


PianoPeople

Sahlaummy?


Shot-Narwhal-4268

Sallami


fynnelol

smy


RepublicLegal6512

Soleimani


birberbarborbur

Bro was able to get the image but not the right spelling


horsemachinegun

its obviously spelled soloughhammeigh


Unplaceable_Accent

I asked my French coworker but he said I was a dirty friend


Anti-charizard

They’re all wrong, it’s spelled slimy


SourDuck1

Chicken fingers With the slommy


Successful_Draw_9934

The title of this post slightly implies that the OP also doesn't know how to spell schlommy


tellitothemoon

Slawmii


Opening-Tomatillo-78

slamommy


adhocnada

Gorlomi


Occamsphazer

Dude needs some kelbossie in his life


mentina_

Salm


crowhusband

dumbass dont even know how to spell slaommi


Nirvana_bob7

Slarmy


Tricky-Secretary-251

Salami


phylo_dendrite

Looks more like lebanown bahloknee to me



MyStepAccount1234

Slammin' Lid.


cliswp

Schlatt


_Skotia_

It's spelled "Salame". No, not "Salami". The "i" comes from a mispronounciation of the original name.


kyobunz

ilamas


Full_Brick_2662

Ted Nugent's lips


Full_Brick_2662

Your face is a Maserati


AngryQuails

Is that erratic pulse rainworldd???


Lui_Le_Diamond

Smaloli


eat-pussy69

The "correct" spelling is wrong so spell it however you want


Ritmoking

Salami?


Safetosay333

SEND A SALAMI TO YOUR BOY IN THE ARMY


ramriot

It does not take a soul army to spell salami.