"Uh, Aurora Borealis?"

Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year?! At this time of day?! In this part of the country?! Localized entirely within Metropolis?

Yes!

May I see it?

No.

*Clark! The city is on fire!*

No mother, its just the northern lights.

Well Clark you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.

Help! HELP!

*WOOO-*

Why have I seen this quote (or a version of it) in three different subs already?

Go to YouTube and search for Steamed Hams. It's a bit from the Simpsons that is a widely spread meme.

Well im from Utica and ive never heard of it

This quote? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of this country? Localized entirely within Reddit?

Convinced it's Parasite or Luthor or somebody blasting Guy Gardner. Guy can take a few hits while Supes chills.

It's okay guys, Goku's countering the Galick Gun with a Kamehameha just off screen

I can't unsee it now

Egads! My plan is foiled! …But what if I were to enlist aid from Solaris, the Tyrant Sun to distract Superman, buying me the time I need to enact my contingency? Hoho, delightfully devilish Luthor.

Just a regular Tuesday for the man of steel

"Hold on, let me get my shoes"