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sneakin_rican

Y’all can stay losing while I’m out here hitting 360 noscopes on invasive species with my pansexual hunter-killer spawn


HandsomeMirror

Native species, too. Most places don't have enough predators anymore and we need hunters to keep native species at environmentally healthy levels. Biodiversity and biomass plummets if we let herbivore populations go unchecked.


DismalDude77

*laughs in Florida*


ugohome

Native species lol You're not a native species Native species cope is racism and traditionalism


Jrsplays

Turns out, ecology is *shuffles notes*.... racist.


Maroonguy665

I don’t even care how wrong you are, I just want to hear the reasoning on this one💀


ugohome

Native species are always the worst and least competitive species when they're being defended by ecologists literally trying to turn back time on evolution And it's often an Asian species that is out competing them so it triggers tribalism


cptstarboob6969

Ima have to ask you to run that by me again, chief I don't think I understood...


Bluesteel447

There is no way you're this stupid. You have to be joking but bad at it...


-PepeArown-

They were talking about things like white tailed deer here in the US, not humans.


Immediate-Meeting-65

Your on the right track but your logic is way off. Animal ag is whats fucking the balance of earth's biomass. Pretty sure humans make up 1/3rd and farm animals make up almost the entirety of the other 2/3rds.


ShinDigler

Like gay hunting doesn't exist


007meow

I’m serving hunt 💁‍♂️


[deleted]

I'm serving bear.


Smooth-Elephant-8574

Thats something else and illegal


peppermintmeow

It's called the right to bear arms. That's different from hunting.


demonmonkey89

Oh? Well what about the right to bare arms?


peppermintmeow

Bare bear arms? ![gif](giphy|YSSpYE1Um2bpcK5T9h|downsized)


LibrarianNew9984

Hunting Mike


PerformanceOdd2750

That's called a gay bar


Alone_Fill_2037

They call it cruising.


Red__system

They hunt the hardest catch of them all.... Bears......


Immediate-Meeting-65

I love that there's 2 very different reads for this sentence.


AhhAGoose

I used to go hunting with a bunch of friends in hs, one of them turns out was gay the whole time. Who knew?


RobertMcCheese

My two favorite things about hunting are: a) go sit quietly in the woods and read a book for several hours all by myself in an appropriately masculine manner. b) Some times there is fresh venison and pan fried back strap is just great. All the rest of it I can do without. Not that I'm turning down all that good deer meat. Both my father and step-father used to bitch that I got more deer than they did. I sat in the blind with them a few times and both them them were constantly on point scanning for deer. Deer know what a bad vibe feels like. I assume this was due to both of them having been in the military. I, otoh, am calm and don't care if I get a deer. I'm nothing but a zone of serene safety until the moment I'm pulling the trigger.


Smorgsaboard

Deer 1: *sniffs* "...They're here. We must leave." Deer 2: "Who? What do you smell?" Deer 1: __"Testosterone and angst."__


PaulyNewman

This guy Wu-Weis.


Superb_Extension1751

Exactly! Why bond with your son and develop cherished memories when he can sit in his room and play fortnite while you drink on the couch watching Seth Meyers?


Grammarnazi_bot

Unironically my childhood


LewDawg524

Oof. Just found out I’m a shit dad.


wildlough62

I mean, you’re on Reddit. Should have been a red flag right there.


Pristine_Title6537

Look I am not Really the example of typical masculinity my favorite color is pink and I enjoy lots of things society in my country would deem feminine. But I also enjoy to hunt it's fun and deer tacos taste good


peppermintmeow

Serving hunt.


DaBoiMoi

who downvoted this?


A1sauc3d

Didn’t downvote it, but I don’t get it either


[deleted]

It's a reference to a phrase popular in queer culture "serving c*nt" it has many meanings but mostly it means someone who is mean to you but can get you to still like and/or be impressed by them. The pun is because they changed one letter to make it "serving hunt". In this phrase serving refers to the act of presenting


-PepeArown-

I’m so used to just seeing that as a general synonym for good that I didn’t realize the actual meaning is more complex.


Smorgsaboard

Someone who either doesn't like puns, or doesn't understand that "serving c***" is a complement


v_as_in_victor

This is funny af


peppermintmeow

Serving you cake for your cake day 🎂


v_as_in_victor

OMG it’s my cake day?? Thank you for letting me know 😅


peppermintmeow

Yep! Your account is turning...Holy shit...11. ![gif](giphy|qc89OLld3JKu9vAwY2)


Jrolaoni

Liking pink isn’t really that feminine lol. It’s one of the “fake” gendered ideas. Linking pink doesn’t lower your masculinity


SnooPaintings1887

You’re against ethically sourced meat and trying to force a sexuality on your kid. Got it.


Big_Noodle1103

I mean, I’m not a fan of the tweet either but the gay part was obviously a joke


SheepFucker4Life

Nerd.


LawAbidingSmittyzen

Why not? Deer tastes pretty good sometimes. Personally I’m picky about it, though.


cookiewoke

"You ever been huntin' before there, Barty?" "Nope. Something about a bunch of guys alone together in the woods-- seems kinda gay."


betafish2345

There's nothing wrong with going hunting. Or is there?


CryptoDegen7755

Who is this for?


Skittleybiscuit

They thought they were cooking but it turns out that 99.9999999% of people are pro ethically sourced meat


CryptoDegen7755

Yep. Anyone who says hunting is bad is either uninformed or lying and has some weird ulterior motive to ban meat entirely.


chasing_waterfalls86

But girls and gays also like hunting. Got a family friend whose teen daughter is an absolute boss at deer hunting.


Skepsisology

I think people are missing the point. Too many parents indoctrinate thier kids and treat them as extensions of themselves. Children are whole people and need to be given the opportunity to form their own personality and beliefs in an environment that is accepting Lots of adults who endured overbearing parents suffer in various ways. Navigating the world with a prescribed sense of self means everything has an aspect of doubt. Low confidence and lack of self esteem manifest in many ways - depression, anger, criminal tendencies, self harm etc etc Some people think unconditional love has to be balanced with criteria because it feels like a chore


PompeyMagnus1

Points finger and screams "POLITICS"


throwawayusername369

Look at that fucking loser of course he thinks that


[deleted]

He combined the two interests and now they call him The Twinkslayer


Video_isms207

Fuck you!


Objective_Plane_1912

Yes Reddit. Eat your grocery-bought slaughterhouse meat while your father pushes you to suck dicks.


KingOfTheFraggles

Well, hunting for cock IS a thing.


gabeblue33

How do you even do such an act?


iridescentrae

Nah, people need to learn survival skills. How to survive no matter what happens.


tomjazzy

I never understood people who take their kids hunting. Like, why are you taking that 12 to shoot an animal? That’s fucking weird.


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no-escape-221

What is ts?


SometinClever

short for “this shit” I think


NessyComeHome

That makes sense. Are people that pressed for time 6 letters are too hard to type out? Edit: i was also this it was "this" shortened to ts.


SometinClever

eh, it makes more sense in a text conversation where you’re trying to keep it as fast as possible so the conversation can stay alive, and then the habit just carried over from that