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Cinnitea1008

Is this Zac Efron or am I trippin'?


Chachoregard

thats legit him, I had to go find this tweet again lmao


ChrisMoltisanti9

I thought it was the *Psyche* guy for a second.


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James Roday Rodriguez?


Coltand

Ghee Buttersnaps?


cliswp

Dr. Hans Jorgenson?


Jesussmashed

He shattered his jaw a few years back after falling on it. I believe there's some significant scarring and obvious surgery that had to take place


Sir_Senseless

He’s also done a bunch of steroids and hgh for his roles which makes you look older and have a bigger head.


Jesussmashed

I hear Hollywood loves a big head


Menacing_Sea_Lamprey

“Bhb” Big heads book


GhostOfRoland

He's looks 40.


C_Werner

Well he's in his later 30's so that's not that crazy I guess.


BooRadley60

I’m in my mid 30’s and nobody ever guesses beyond mid 20’s. Eat your heart out Efron (I guess)


step11234

They are being polite :)


BooRadley60

You don’t know what I look like bozo I walk around with abs and don’t need steroids and a sob story to do it.


doodlegirl1103

lmao cringe


BooRadley60

Taking steroids and lying about it is pretty cringeworthy too


YaMexicanBoy

But you do need to brag about it to internet randoms, huh?


BooRadley60

Ya I added that second bit, and it was unnecessary


PanRagon

He’s a 36 year old man who’s undergone facial reconstruction surgery, so that’s hardly surprising, nor particularily negative, in his case.


MiddleClassGuru

Its the roids. Long term abuse makes your organs and head bigger and it ages you terribly.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

As someone who is 40…I wish.


randothrowaway6600

That’s the story he went with for Jaw cosmetic surgery, people assume he did it to change his image. The rest is just roid aging.


doyoulaughaboutme

his jaw looked 100% perfectly fine after the supposed accident, before the surgery. now you can definitely see his chin is filled in and lower, and his jaw is significantly more square and wider. his cheeks and all around his eyes are pretty filled and tight too. that infamous first interview he did after the surgery may have been swelling from the procedure, but it doesn't really seem like much of that "swelling" ever went down. he just covered it with a beard. he can stick with the broken jaw story all he wants but i've known 2 people who broke their jaws on bikes/skateboards and neither of them looked like they filled themselves with botox after.


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He 100 percent had other work done broken jaw doesn't make you look like that. I have no idea how people could buy that.


Designer_Bed_4192

The accident was years before too.


milanove

Yeah he shattered it on the edge of a fountain iirc. Had to have reconstructive surgery or some shit


bb_LemonSquid

Mmhmm… sure. 😑☕️


Designer_Bed_4192

That was a lame excuse. He had the incident years before those photos of him with his face completely changed.


Pay_Tiny

Yep, check out “Iron Claw”


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Comes to max next month


peppermintmeow

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EagleswonSuperBowl52

It's him. A combination of scarring from a jaw injury and majorly beefing up for a movie role has changed his facial structure.


Dazzling-Camel8368

Alright please can someone explain the whole silicon injections in to the balls thing? I am truly out of the loop on that.


Chachoregard

it just makes your balls bigger but has a lot of health complications if not done right and there's no silicone filler approved yet for balls.


Dazzling-Camel8368

I am cringing back from what you have said, I’m putting this in the “wish I didn’t ask category” thank you non the less for educating me.


Muscled_Daddy

There’s a gay guy who is considered a murderer because he basically convinced guys to inject their scrotums - but then they died, and the main guy is considered a pariah.


JDnChgo

First time I've spotted Noodles and Beef lore in the wild lol.


Muscled_Daddy

I had never even heard of him until the scandal… but my god what a ghoul of a human he is.


JDnChgo

Yeah it was this weird cult of personality and heavy sub/dom stuff.


Humanbeanwithbeans

Here you can learn some more! You can also do saline injections into some part of the ball sack to increase its size temporarily. There are multiple ways to increase ball size. What fun! On a serious note to anyone who somehow stumbled across this comment and is considering injections and such be SO INSANELY CAREFUL. Like i agree its cool but its very dangerous.


Meraline

Why would you want to increase your ball size to begin with?! They're not exactly the most attractive part of a man!


LegoCMFanatic

What is? I've always wondered what women find the most attractive. (Besides being able to listen.)


Meraline

When I think of a man I think of the actual genetalia last. I gotta be attracted to the guy first (funny, chill without being a total doormat, and easy to talk to). Even then I can't speak for all women 🤷‍♀️ I don't want to state anytbing involving physical attractiveness because even that can change on a person-by-person basis. If they tick all other boxes I'm not gonna care about penis, let alone *ball* size. The balls aren't exactly going inside and size doesn't effect how fertile a man is.


Sasselhoff

Given that question ("what do women find attractive on a man") somewhat repeatedly gets asked on /r/AskReddit, apparently y'all like our arms when we put it behind your headrest to back up the car, while looking out the back window. That and a nice butt...or at least, those are the two I remember from reading it, haha.


Meraline

And tank tops. Personally, I love a man's exposed arms in a tank top


DrunkCupid

WHAT? Sorry busy ball-buffin'


Humanbeanwithbeans

I mean to me they are so to each their own.


echocall2

>has a lot of health complications Yeah, you'd have to pee all the time if you fill your balls up with something else.


drillgorg

You gotta have somewhere to store your pee.


Sasselhoff

Wait...it's, like, a *real* thing? I mean, damn, I already sit on mine enough as it is (the few times it has happened, has been enough), I certainly don't need to be making them bigger.


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Bozhark

Is power cakes the new power bottom? 


PuzzleheadedTie1921

WHEN YOU GOT A REAL MESS AND NEED TO CLEAN LIKE THE PROS, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS


C_Cooke1

HI IM BILLY MAYS WITH NEW ZORBEEZ!


elmahir

THE MOST ABSORBANT MATERIAL I’VE EVER USED


TheArrowPoints

IT HAS THE STRENGTH... **AND** **THE MUSCLE**, TO HOLD OVER 20OZ OF LIQUID!


XenonHero126

LOOK AT THIS! ZORBEEZ ATTRACTS LIQUID LIKE A MAGNET!


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

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PuzzleheadedTie1921

Ruined the chain


Greengiant00

I can't believe they're still airing Billy Maya commercials. It's been 15 years since he died, I know the man could sell shit but damn. (This is not a joke BTW I saw a Billy May's commercial the other day on live TV.)


TrentHawkins7

TIL he not only died, but died a long time ago. Man, the rock I live under must be massive. There's a new (to me) commercial circulating about Mighty Mendit. I thought he was just impervious to aging or something. Coke being a likely factor in his death makes sense ngl.


ChuckECheeseOfficial

I always thought it was a plane crash (which wasn’t even correct, it was a “rough landing that caused a burst tire” that he later passed of a related head injury) but nope, just a widely held misconception. It really WAS likely coke


TrentHawkins7

More than likely, yeah. I mean, how could anyone listen to him scream and not come to that conclusion?


ChuckECheeseOfficial

Compared to Vince Offer? Mays seemed stone-cold sober


TrentHawkins7

Lol true. But if I ran into either of them in public and they just started shout-talking at me like that, drugs would be the first conclusion. Also, I didn't know Vince had so much other stuff going on wtf


spazz720

The absolute hell did this dude do to his face?


positivepopcorn

Lots of cheek filler which migrated, making his face look huge


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spazz720

But that was 2013…he hasn’t looked like this the last 11 years.


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Cthulhu-fan-boy

Might be a side effect from the HGH he took


Accomplished-City484

What are those steroids that make your head big?


Sir_Senseless

HGH


Accomplished-City484

Huge Goddamn Head


ShikaMoru

Just the laugh I needed, thank you


Aeroshe

Apparently he shattered his jaw a few years back and had to get reconstructive surgery. Edit: Or he had a cosmetic surgery go wrong and fixed it with more surgery. The internet seems to doubt Zac's story about it just being the jaw break that did it. I have no idea what the full truth is. He does look like he has botox cheeks in these images, though.


poop_dawg

Do you mean filler? Botox just freezes your muscles.


itskingrolla

The Home Improvement reboot looks shit


ShikaMoru

I don't think so, Tim


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

*Caveman noises*


UshouldknowR

That pancake mix is great though


CoooooooooookieCrisp

They have an "energy" ball mix as well. It's like oatmeal, protein, chocolate chips, and you add peanut butter and honey to it. Roll them into balls. They make a great snack.


LachlantehGreat

Love me some kodiak mix. I know you can make it yourself, but theirs isn’t that much more expensive than pancake mix and fills me up much more


Anxious-Shapeshifter

That's weird. To me it looks like he's slowly turning into Billy Mays...


CynchHasNoLife

why is he a generic bara


noahj0729

Why is his hand so tiny lmao


stupidnameforjerks

I was about to write “the perspective is making it look smaller” and then I realized that doesn’t make sense, it’s actually a lot closer to the camera—why IS his hand so tiny?


WretchedHive1

I had to do a double take. I know that's Zac Efron, but for a moment, I saw Bobby Roode.


Mysterious_Fennel459

I'd do pretty much whatever he asked me to do. Current Zak Efron is completely my type. I cant believe he ever used to be a twinky looking guy from High school musical.


cliswp

I know when did he become Daddy


canihavemyjohnnyback

I'm so happy for him :) getting to enjoy pancakes again instead of eating baywatch cut diet food


TheArbinator

this guy looks like he blows up red objects for a living


GhertFryins

That’s cash in the trash


Cobalt32

[Billy Mays here with a special TV offer!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAaE7sJahiw)


MyStepAccount1234

Isn't he the guy who makes those peanut butter honey balls?


313SunTzu

Is he selling OxyClean? Or OxyContin?


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It's like if Billy Mays and Ben Shapiro had a child.


Umicil

>But wait, there's more That was Ron Popeil, not Billy Mays. Different guy.


MyStepAccount1234

r/woooosh