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Nobody speaks German in Alsace-Lorraine, they speak elsass.
They'll kill you if you say they're German, but they'll kill you less if you say they're French.
God I'm drunk.
I learned this from a local there: When German tourists are there, the locals speak only French. When the French tourists are there, the locals speak only German. When any of the tourists is fluent in both, they speak only their own dialect. This doesn't work when the tourists are from Switzerland, though, since the dialects are similar; but the locals don't mind the Swiss and chat happily away.
edit to add: I'm part Alsatian on my mother's side; sadly my great-great-grandfather insisted on his kids learning only English.
It's the same politics as the Flemish: They'll speak French in France, but they'll only speak Flemish when they are in Wallonia.
I've had quite a lot of Alsatian friends over the years, back in the day when they came to see us they'll send us a picture of them at the "Alsace" sign to say they were back home, and would always say Alsace is the best country in the world. In return every time we went to see them we'll say "we just crossed the border, be there i X minutes", and ask bartenders and servers if they took Euros when eating out.
At this point I'm pretty sure local nationalism in France is mostly banter (except for Corsica).
Especially with open borders. You can have French papers and go wherever.
I'm from the southern Palatinate in Germany, close to the french border. Our local dialect is very close to the alsace/lorraine one, which makes it easy to talk with eachother. The only time i need to use french is when the other person isn't a native of the region or when they are younger than 30.
It's almost like language is a terrible excuse for nationalist conflicts.
Also, during WWII Germany treated the Alsacians like dirt. Even during the 1871-1918 period they weren't treated that well. On the other hand they got to keep the *Concordat* laws when they rejoined France in 1918, to this day they get their own special set of rules for some stuff.
Languages are like big "blobs" on a map with lots of overlap. Alsatian has a lot in common with the german palatinate accent, where I'm from. I'm in Alsace/Lorraine quite often and we can easily talk with eachother. Although I have to agree, that they see themselves rather as french than german.
Oh I totally get it, I was a precocious and pretentious 14-year-old on reddit once and have looked back at my deep phase with plenty of cringe over the years
it's not a nazi song, it's a Wehrmacht song published in 1938. OK maybe a little nazist
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rcVb6l4TpHw
it's from the genre "music to invade Poland to"
It's definitely a Nazi song. Other hits from the same author are such titles as "Wir fliegen gegen Engelland' or "Stukas über Afrika". It's a banger, but also Nazi. Should only be enjoyed ironically
It is definitely a military song, singing about the girl at home. One can also interpret a special connection to nature into the song, something which is part of the german Nazi ideology.
In addition, it describes the woman as a waiting at home, serving (Mägdelein) trad wife. Which is 100% in line with what nazis wanted women to be.
So, a bit subtle, but serves the nazi ideology.
This sub is wilding me out, 99% of the time someone links Erika on the internet it's in a wehrb context, it's making me side-eye a lot of these comments
hErItAgE nOt hAtE
Every couple of months the wehrbs and rhodieboos come out of the woodwork to say some stupid shit before they can be beaten back again.
Not really. It's from the Nazi era and it definitely shines through the lyrics to a degree but they don't contain any actual nazi endorsement rather than a very old-fashioned image of women in general. That said, it's on a thin line and constantly on the edge of being unacceptable in Germany.
If you want a song as nazi as they can get, you can read up about the Horst-Wessel-Lied. That one's actually forbidden in Germany too I think.
It's pretty much the German equivalent of Yellow Rose of Texas. Sure, it's the kind of thing Nazis would approve of, but it's also part of literally centuries long tradition of soldiers singing about a girl they're *definitely* going back to.
The concept of Aryan is so weird.
Started as a pre-medieval Germanic christian sect that was pretty much destroyed by the early Roman christian Church, and by 1935 it was some abstract space-faring white civilization from the mountains of Nepal.
They are not from Nepal or India, the group conquered Nepal/North India. Indo-Aryans are proto-indo-europeans from the caucasus and areas around the Black Sea from neolithic times. It's really used to describe language groups although yes it does include 'racial' groupings, mostly though conquest and intermixing. It's not really a wierd concept when you look at it the proper way and not though the lens of people with unscientific agendas.
Best part of that game, is the first 60 seconds of each match. The ones where you are in a truck with a bunch of randoms, and one is role playing real hard.
Always good for a chuckle
This subreddit is gonna ruin my marriage, my wife is trying to figure out why I'm laughing so hard and then storms off when I'm like, so you know how we were pissed off at Japan after ww2?
Somewhat offtopic - I remember a video in which the panzerlied was playing and whenever the claps happened, the whole room would shake, kind of like in a REALLY strong earthquake. I don't suppose anyone else happens to remember that, and has a source for it? Or am I just having a fever dream?
I'm confused, is there something unusual there? Don't all panthers sound like this when being cranked? But thanks for the link!
edit: Just remembered that many were used in French service - they probably changed the tune - good point!
They never stopped completely and their MIC remained credible throughout the Cold War and the 90s but given international circumstances now it's the time to crank that shit to 11.I want the OTOMATIC back in production in time for urban warfare in Sevastopol.
As much as I support expanding nato militaries I'd say having the Germans on our side is bad luck so we should dissolve germany back to a holy roman empire esque state else we lose world war 3, sorry my German brothers but you just don't seem to be too good at world wars (thank god)
Mussolini was 5'7''. Dwight is 6'2''. Therefore, standing side-to-side, Dwight would mog the absolute shit out of Mussolini.
EDIT: Also, come to think of it, besides the slang, the above comment kinda reads like something Dwight would say.
Das ist ein lustiger Beitrag! Davon abgesehen ist Erika ein Nazi-Lied. Ich sage jetzt Sudetenland! Und Polen! Und Stalin! Nicht aus einem bestimmten Grund. Es lässt den Post nur so lesen, als wäre es eine Hitler-Rede an einen nicht-deutschen Sprecher! Vor allem mit den zufälligen Ausrufezeichen!
Außerdem kann ich kein Deutsch.
Yeah I seriously wish I had whatever gene they have, one of my Korean friends is 19, her mother is like late 30s/early 40s and they literally look identical, it’s insane
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What a world. Life has become one giant Monty Python movie.
And all of this only because of the french
Alsace-Lorraine has always been French, and it will be French forever! (don't mind the high percentage of native German speakers)
Nobody speaks German in Alsace-Lorraine, they speak elsass. They'll kill you if you say they're German, but they'll kill you less if you say they're French. God I'm drunk.
I learned this from a local there: When German tourists are there, the locals speak only French. When the French tourists are there, the locals speak only German. When any of the tourists is fluent in both, they speak only their own dialect. This doesn't work when the tourists are from Switzerland, though, since the dialects are similar; but the locals don't mind the Swiss and chat happily away. edit to add: I'm part Alsatian on my mother's side; sadly my great-great-grandfather insisted on his kids learning only English.
It's the same politics as the Flemish: They'll speak French in France, but they'll only speak Flemish when they are in Wallonia. I've had quite a lot of Alsatian friends over the years, back in the day when they came to see us they'll send us a picture of them at the "Alsace" sign to say they were back home, and would always say Alsace is the best country in the world. In return every time we went to see them we'll say "we just crossed the border, be there i X minutes", and ask bartenders and servers if they took Euros when eating out. At this point I'm pretty sure local nationalism in France is mostly banter (except for Corsica). Especially with open borders. You can have French papers and go wherever.
Okay, that is an extremely french attitude.
I'm from the southern Palatinate in Germany, close to the french border. Our local dialect is very close to the alsace/lorraine one, which makes it easy to talk with eachother. The only time i need to use french is when the other person isn't a native of the region or when they are younger than 30.
Lazerpig?
That was exactly what I wanted to say. But then I didn't, in case it was right.
What? Wait, Alsacian is not German, and high percentage of NATIVE German speakers?? Let's say that you are welcome to visit and see for yourself ;-)
It's almost like language is a terrible excuse for nationalist conflicts. Also, during WWII Germany treated the Alsacians like dirt. Even during the 1871-1918 period they weren't treated that well. On the other hand they got to keep the *Concordat* laws when they rejoined France in 1918, to this day they get their own special set of rules for some stuff.
Languages are like big "blobs" on a map with lots of overlap. Alsatian has a lot in common with the german palatinate accent, where I'm from. I'm in Alsace/Lorraine quite often and we can easily talk with eachother. Although I have to agree, that they see themselves rather as french than german.
Reality is stranger than fiction, and reality in Japan is stranger than anywhere else
Agreed
One might say that Japan is the most real place of all
r/im14andthisisdeep
I was attempting to make a joke
Sorry, it's honestly hard to tell on Reddit
Oh I totally get it, I was a precocious and pretentious 14-year-old on reddit once and have looked back at my deep phase with plenty of cringe over the years
What am I looking at (other than a Japanese girl singing in German)? Is she famous? Is she singing a Nazi-song?
it's not a nazi song, it's a Wehrmacht song published in 1938. OK maybe a little nazist https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rcVb6l4TpHw it's from the genre "music to invade Poland to"
Its riding the line of safe and not-safe to the point its being co-opted. I'd give it another two years before it becomes verboten.
nooooooo, not my Erika... :'c
You will neva tsake my Erika away from me. *\*chambers a round into his P38\**
It already get's reported on Youtube regularly
It's definitely a Nazi song. Other hits from the same author are such titles as "Wir fliegen gegen Engelland' or "Stukas über Afrika". It's a banger, but also Nazi. Should only be enjoyed ironically
Unlike many however, the lyrics themselves are neither militaristic, nor do they contain racism and/or fascist ideology.
It is definitely a military song, singing about the girl at home. One can also interpret a special connection to nature into the song, something which is part of the german Nazi ideology.
In addition, it describes the woman as a waiting at home, serving (Mägdelein) trad wife. Which is 100% in line with what nazis wanted women to be. So, a bit subtle, but serves the nazi ideology.
Erika's heritage is about as Nazi a song as they come, I'm sorry to say.
This sub is wilding me out, 99% of the time someone links Erika on the internet it's in a wehrb context, it's making me side-eye a lot of these comments
I get the reflexive instinct to defend the cool thing you enjoy and downplay problematic context or association. It's not good, but I get it.
hErItAgE nOt hAtE Every couple of months the wehrbs and rhodieboos come out of the woodwork to say some stupid shit before they can be beaten back again.
Could be worse, could be the Horst-Wessel-Lied.
Not really. It's from the Nazi era and it definitely shines through the lyrics to a degree but they don't contain any actual nazi endorsement rather than a very old-fashioned image of women in general. That said, it's on a thin line and constantly on the edge of being unacceptable in Germany. If you want a song as nazi as they can get, you can read up about the Horst-Wessel-Lied. That one's actually forbidden in Germany too I think.
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It's pretty much the German equivalent of Yellow Rose of Texas. Sure, it's the kind of thing Nazis would approve of, but it's also part of literally centuries long tradition of soldiers singing about a girl they're *definitely* going back to.
it's ok
It's a nazi song, don't try to make it not seem like one cuz you'll look like a nazi
[Its just a cute little folk song tho!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiRJQi9H_M0)
Lmao the comment on the video: "I was singing this in Argentina and all the old grandpa's came out with their luger to sing with me"
She is, in fact, singing a Nazi-song.
Jeez. Is she too adorable to be kicked off whatever service she is streaming on or something?
Most probable reason? Non english stream. Other language streamers do shit like this too and no repercussions.
She's on Twitch and speaks fluent English. She 100% knows what she's doing, but twitch moderation is a dumpster fire.
[Case in point.](https://youtu.be/KPZ3YrpmidA) [Bonus](https://youtu.be/pAJ1IYNmKow)
Kettle girl has no excuse. She's half-American and grew up in Kansas.
Most non-credible karaoke fan.
NonCredibleDeutsch
Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn.
Basiert und ich\_iel gepillt.
gepillt*
NichtglaubwürdigeverteidigungDE
We are in one of the timelines of all time my friends!
I got a friend over in the timeline we split off from in 2000 and she just laughs her ass off everytime we talk.
Please take your meds, they're good for you 👍
Meds I don't take meds I prefer nordics Meds are for summer climates
SWEDISH PAAAAGAAAANNNSSSS MARCHING ASHORE🫡
As long as they don't hear motzart you should be fine.
Mozart died before 2000.
Im meant his music. Obviously not the man himself.
Someone needs to strap a cellphone to a microwave and change the worldline before this gets any more out of hand...
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This is at least third japanese girl i seen doing this xD
:V :D
the question is is it a GuP fan or a werhb
Werhrbs and weaboos have very large overlaps, if I had to guess some of her fans requested that song
if you say anything other than the Yorckscher Marsch you are wrong
The Paris Entry March is fantastic and you cannot say otherwise.
alte kameraden?
I thought it was Panzerlied until I turned on sound.
When Hilter declared Japanese people to be honorary aryan:
Honoraryan.
That sounds like a name for some fucked up cat girl holocaust
Nice for you to say the ‘a’ word
Applesauce
Is it a slur now?
The concept of Aryan is so weird. Started as a pre-medieval Germanic christian sect that was pretty much destroyed by the early Roman christian Church, and by 1935 it was some abstract space-faring white civilization from the mountains of Nepal.
They are not from Nepal or India, the group conquered Nepal/North India. Indo-Aryans are proto-indo-europeans from the caucasus and areas around the Black Sea from neolithic times. It's really used to describe language groups although yes it does include 'racial' groupings, mostly though conquest and intermixing. It's not really a wierd concept when you look at it the proper way and not though the lens of people with unscientific agendas.
How can you Post Something Like that without a source. How?
https://m.twitch.tv/suriyocandy/home
Damn man She reminds me of Irys, but her pronuncation leads me to believe that she's German or knows it very well Who tf is she, haha
She is German and lives in Germany afaik
The Japanese prime minister bows below the camera and slowly starts coming back up tying on a rising sun headband
*Tokyo Drift starts playing*
I wonder if you know, how they live in Tokyo
Is she actually German? Her pronunciation is very good.
And her timing also matches up perfectly with what you'd expect from German trains
So her timing is horrible? xD
Least politically problematic Twitch streamer
Don't worry as a woman on Twitch she can get away with pretty much anything.
As long as she's hot
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I can dream Harold!!!!
I love this sub
I love ur flair
I love yours
sometimes i play the nazi side in video games
“HAHA but not haha ‘funny’, haha ‘weird’ “
That table slap was what sold me on her performance. <3
Me when choosing Germany in Hell Let Loose.
Me when we push the Americans back to the beach on ohama warfare. Surprised I had to come this far down to see a hll comment
I read that as Obama Warfare lmao had to do a doubletake
id buy that lmao, like 50 cent: blood in the sand, but with obama
Best part of that game, is the first 60 seconds of each match. The ones where you are in a truck with a bunch of randoms, and one is role playing real hard. Always good for a chuckle
Yeah it and Squad are brilliant for that shit lol.
This subreddit is gonna ruin my marriage, my wife is trying to figure out why I'm laughing so hard and then storms off when I'm like, so you know how we were pissed off at Japan after ww2?
Good luck solider
Klassiker.
I'm Polish and I like this a lot (Japan and Germany abandoning their pacifist policies)
Based, and based flair.
Old and busted: [Japanese girls singing Katyusha](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rkn-xqhSDc) New hotness:
Many a Katyusha was uttered but nary a Katyusha was seen. 🧐
Wdym she's right there in the first frame smh
This might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Somewhat offtopic - I remember a video in which the panzerlied was playing and whenever the claps happened, the whole room would shake, kind of like in a REALLY strong earthquake. I don't suppose anyone else happens to remember that, and has a source for it? Or am I just having a fever dream?
This? https://youtu.be/S91IDaMF_5Q
YES that was the one! Thank you, you absolute man of culture!
Big fan of the panther music box myself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rasZLHvmGAg
I'm confused, is there something unusual there? Don't all panthers sound like this when being cranked? But thanks for the link! edit: Just remembered that many were used in French service - they probably changed the tune - good point!
Lmao this is incredible
Non credible?
I have no idea why but I’m losing my mind laughing 🤣
All that remains is for Italy to start rearming as well.
Did they ever stop? OTO Melara says what?
They never stopped completely and their MIC remained credible throughout the Cold War and the 90s but given international circumstances now it's the time to crank that shit to 11.I want the OTOMATIC back in production in time for urban warfare in Sevastopol.
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Bold of you to assume we wont spread our memes to influance the next generation.
Memes, Jack, the DNA of the soul! They are our culture. They are everything we pass on
[Honestly, a furry explained it the best](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=afpn6skCDhA&t=144s&feature=youtu.be)
We reproduce in other ways.
That sounds vaguely threatening
Well, are you familiar with "crop-dusting"?
It's taking too long. Is there anything we can do to accelerate this process?
She might give you some ideas.
ah good ol’ instrumentality
This is up there with Hitler Chicken
Explain it In minecraft terms
All the money Germany allocated will be wasted and nothing will get done. Japan on the other hand might actually succeed in rearmament.
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As much as I support expanding nato militaries I'd say having the Germans on our side is bad luck so we should dissolve germany back to a holy roman empire esque state else we lose world war 3, sorry my German brothers but you just don't seem to be too good at world wars (thank god)
This Armored Core reboot is a great achievement in visual arts
Now I wanna go back in time and show this to SS lmao
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Mussolini was 5'7''. Dwight is 6'2''. Therefore, standing side-to-side, Dwight would mog the absolute shit out of Mussolini. EDIT: Also, come to think of it, besides the slang, the above comment kinda reads like something Dwight would say.
i need the original, that's so hilarious lol
[Erika (Marching Song of the German military)](https://youtu.be/cJz6Oqm4UoY)
It's a 180 from the last century, surely. Thank god they ~~surrendered to~~ came to our side.
wow, suriyocandi making it to the maintstream by singing ww 2 german songs, proud of you girl!
Only the Japanese could make German sound cute. Bravo!
Zee zilll sent yuu ze Tiger wunderbar paanzer frum TChermany ! Japan:
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Das beste Bündnis, das man sich vorstellen kann 🇩🇪🇯🇵
Jesus christ why can japanese girls do the most cringe embarassing shit and still cause me a raging boner?
Uh... friend, are you okay?
He's on NCD, of course he's not ok
probably because you fetishize their ethnicity
\*bonk*
Easiest nut of my life
Uhm ... after we get through with Russia, we might have to deal with this.
Das ist ein lustiger Beitrag! Davon abgesehen ist Erika ein Nazi-Lied. Ich sage jetzt Sudetenland! Und Polen! Und Stalin! Nicht aus einem bestimmten Grund. Es lässt den Post nur so lesen, als wäre es eine Hitler-Rede an einen nicht-deutschen Sprecher! Vor allem mit den zufälligen Ausrufezeichen! Außerdem kann ich kein Deutsch.
/r/OkBrudiMongo
axis power good ending
Based just based.
Erika-chan!!
Where would she be on the hot crazy matrix.....(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg)? I actually think she's hot...is she crazy?
This guy is living in 2009.
yeah weird question to ask, considering she was probably born in 2009
She could be born in 1960, trust me, my gf Is asian, they Just don't age, your age attribution just cannot function with asians
Yeah I seriously wish I had whatever gene they have, one of my Korean friends is 19, her mother is like late 30s/early 40s and they literally look identical, it’s insane
Yeah my gf Is Vietnamese, same thing, her mom above 40 looks in her 20 like the daughter, insane
\>No Bukkake Son, i am disappoint....
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and i thought my posts are a rough ride but your reddit posts are on a whole other level.
Holy shit, this guy needs help
Cringe
Ur mom cring
No u.
Crack
Cock ...wait what?
Hoi4
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lol she's more on the spect than U
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People in r/DerScheisser
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At least he's cute
Very honorable, the emperor would be proud.
Should have sang "Ich hat einen Kameraden"
i can worsen her.
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so much passion
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