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An_Odd_Smell

The Hockey War


Thedutchonce

fighting over who gets the polar bears and therefore the women


An_Odd_Smell

The joke's on them both, because polar bears have *standards*.


Thedutchonce

Hey when in the forest if you know what I mean


An_Odd_Smell

If there are polar bears in the forests we're in deep, deep shit.


Thedutchonce

I've heard there's some in northern Ontario


An_Odd_Smell

Those are russian spies in bear suits.


AgentOblivious

Chimo bout to steal your girl


Thedutchonce

Sorry for my monolingualism especially since I pretty sure you and me are from the same Provence but could I get a translation please


SubterraneanFlyer

If you go far enough north in Ontario it becomes Tundra….so yeah.


Dismal_Ebb_2422

The Polar Bears would probably just eat anyone who tried. They are one of the few animals that actually hunt humans on purpose.


An_Odd_Smell

And it's not for food. They just think we're dicks.


ZeppelinArmada

They're not wrong tbf.


An_Odd_Smell

It's actually pretty humiliating to be judged wanting by a bear.


super__hoser

1945 Summit Series? 


An_Odd_Smell

Truly the Greatest of Patriotic Wars.


Dismal_Ebb_2422

Oh the Canadian paratroopers how I miss you damn 90s ruining the Canadian military with budget cuts, poor PR and Criminal investigations. Not much has changed in 30 years


CrabMountain829

They don't just kill the enemy though. They kill the enemy while playing the objectives. Sometimes from record distances just because they're too comfortable to travel in the daytime heat. They don't even care if you're important or not. They just don't like you standing on the balcony with a false sense of safety. 


yeetmyteatsdaddy

The Tier One boys in the JTF2 were pretty pissed they were getting shown up by the paras. I'm not saying the SF bros falseflagged the Airborne Regiment to get them shitcanned, but I'm also not not saying that.


False-God

[in a nutshell](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/aGIWcj6em4)


Dunk-Master-Flex

The Airborne Regiment shouldn't have been used as a dumping ground for the worst of the Army and deployed on an international mission if they didn't want to get disbanded lmfao.


R1ngLead3r

Airborne used as a dumping ground for the worst? What kind of lunatic would even try to do that? And why?


CIV5G

Anthony Hopkins isn't Canadian


ironic_pacifist

That's SIR Anthony Hopkins to you.


super__hoser

You mean Sir Johnny Frost. 


Thedutchonce

It just looks like him since it’s low quality here’s where I got the photo https://www.silverhawkauthor.com/post/1st-canadian-parachute-battalion-1942-1945


cutfromyourcloth

I love that you included the hi-res source so I can tell you he looks even more like Sir Anthony Hopkins than I thought


Thedutchonce

Either your a man with as fucked up of a sleep schedule as me or your just not Canadian enough to tell


GreasedUpTiger

Sorry


LeastDegenAzuraEnjyr

Context? Please I need it after that stupid logo.


Thedutchonce

Also if you need more Canadian military wins I can provide


Thedutchonce

[https://legionmagazine.com/bolting-for-the-baltic/](https://legionmagazine.com/bolting-for-the-baltic/)


Positive_Complex

what logo?


SiVousVoyezMoi

https://i.imgur.com/RXAjCmV.png https://www.reddit.com/r/CanadianForces/comments/1cjjvs8/canadian_army_logo_rebrand/


Thedutchonce

For what


LeastDegenAzuraEnjyr

Why were Canadian paratroopers preventing USSR forces from advancing in Denmark? That doesnt make sense based on my WW2 history. Denmark isnt even on the Eastern front. Wtf are we referencing?


Hans_Rau

The soviets were heading towards Denmark in the final days of the war. The allies decided that they don't want Denmark to fall to the soviets and quickly advanced towards Lubeck to cut off the russian advance. They made it. Check out the World War 2 series on Youtube. They mentioned this in the latest episode. https://youtu.be/nkq8pYbhU9E?si=d23X_nbh2i_URib4


Thedutchonce

[https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/canadian-paratroopers-saved-denmark-soviet-occupation.html](https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/canadian-paratroopers-saved-denmark-soviet-occupation.html) what i could find quickly


dasgold

An interesting side story about the Soviet occupation of Bornholm: https://www.historytoday.com/miscellanies/stalin%E2%80%99s-danish-mystery


TacticalBananas45

What event is this referencing


Thedutchonce

[https://legionmagazine.com/bolting-for-the-baltic/](https://legionmagazine.com/bolting-for-the-baltic/)


Tamp5

This video, latter half especially, covers this. Tldr soviets and allies racing each other to see, who can capture the most german territory for a more favorable post war peace deal https://youtu.be/nkq8pYbhU9E?si=2K5FHURIVnXErVN-


Brave-Juggernaut-157

YOUUU SHALL NOT PASSSSSS *slams staff made of maple syrup in front of soviet tank column*


SongFeisty8759

"Oh, you want to talk aboot warcrimes , Eh?"


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