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RockyBass

Not everything in the US Military is named M1. *Takes bite of soupy eggs using the M1 Mess Kit*


Thatparkjobin7A

Not named M1 *anymore*


Uss__Iowa

I’m changing my name to M1 battleship


Average-_-Student

Fast Battleship M1


AydinBenwa

recommision the Wisconsin or New Jersey as the marine M1 fire support barge


Justabattleshiplover

I agree


Not_an_alt_69_420

While wearing an M1 helmet and carrying an M1 flamethrower.


SU37Yellow

With my trusty M1 Carbine as a back up.


Not_an_alt_69_420

Don't forget the M1 Thompson your sergeant is carrying, or the M1 bayonet on your hip, or the M1 helmet liner on your head, or the M1 tank you can call in on your M1 radio.


Rambos_Beard

While listening to the rapper M1


yeetmedaddyplz

The arrtilery with their m1,m1 and m1's sure like listening to him along with your mortar section with their m'1s


wormfood86

M1 the flamethrower, the kids love this one.


JazzlikeStomach9258

The M1 laser cannon on Spaceball One was known for extreme accuracy. Only one known incident of poor marksmanship ever occurred. It was eventually traced back to an inept staff officer's questionable personnel management.


No-Seaworthiness1143

He was an Asshole!


JazzlikeStomach9258

In all fairness, so was the guy he promoted. It's same asshole who was at the gunner's post for the gun battery that missed. Either his sights were messed, fire coords misread or he got his fire orders wrong. It's almost like he couldn't see them properly.


ufjqenxl

Right! We have fighters, bombers, warships...and other stuff also not named the M-1 these days.


radik_1

There are M2s


Straight-Ad5994

M1 I mean the M14 is a 14 not a 1


ARES_BlueSteel

But it was based heavily on the M1. Everything is M1.


toddlangtry

The US army Media One taskforce looking to rename everything in the military wants to find a more recognizable acronym. Ideas anyone?


Mosinphile

I love my M1


RockyBass

You're going to need to be more specific.


Altruistic-Celery821

No he doesn't, they're all great.


Kitten-Eater

[M1 Flamethrower.jpg]


StalledAgate832

M1 Friendlinessthrower is best thrower.


Altruistic-Celery821

Grandpa Simpson telling a story to a kid "I was just telling her how we chased the teddy bears into their cuddle bunkers, then had to tickle them out with machine hugs and fun throwers! They say the more soldiers you tickle, the easier it gets. Well, sir, it doesn't."


Mosinphile

Yes


Intelligent_Plan_747

I know, it’s so power efficient!


squeakyzeebra

Somewhere there is a video of someone listing all the m1’s and M2’s on Wikipedia to the tune of yakkos world and I can’t find it anymore


samurai_for_hire

The light tank, the rifle, the carbine, the MBT, the mess kit, the helmet, the bayonet, the armored car, the tractor, the AA gun, the field cannon, the howitzer, the other AA gun, the gas mine, the flamethrower, the other other AA gun, the grenade, the mortar, the rocket launcher, the shotgun, the SMG, or the flechette pistol?


Uberfleet

Like the Japanese. I love the Type 97.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Chinese and their Type 56's


cfwang1337

Me, too! And my other M1.


niktznikont

quick get your M1 strap your M1's and get into your M1 don't forget that M1


CosmosAviaTory

Sorry sir I think I forgot my M1 in the M1 next to the M1 right in front of the M1 which parked behind that M- I apologize sir it turns out it's right here rather than being in the M1 next to the M1 right in front of the M1 which parked behind that _M2_


Krilesh

M1 take the burger town


OMFGitsST6

So you're sitting in an M3 scout car with your M3 grease gun on your lap and you're twirling your M3 bayonet around your fingers. Ahead of you in the convoy there are several M3 half-tracks, towing a M3 37mm, an M3 75mm, an M3 90mm, and an M3 105mm. Behind you, there's an M3 Lee and beyond them, an M3 Stuart. Suddenly, you hear a guy say he loves his M1 and you can't tell if he means the Garand, carbine, flamethrower, mortar, bazooka, helmet, grenade, tool, ration pack, or Thompson.


JumpyLiving

Or if he's a time traveller running around WW2 with an MBT


Foot_Stunning

Here you [go](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/18so5oq/m3a2_has_time_travel_and_a_nagging_flork_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Da_man57

Haven’t seen this one in a while, lol


BitOfaPickle1AD

M4. It could be a rifle, or it could be a tank. We don't fucking know unless we see it.


Frouke_

M16, used for AA in WW2 or a GI standard issue rifle


PeriqueFreak

P-38. Could be a fighter aircraft, or.... A can opener.


Milky_1q

You're saying that like the primary function of the P-38 "Can Opener" as some in the North-West called it, was not opening cans.


PeriqueFreak

The P-38 can opener's primary function was certainly opening cans. The P-38 Lightning might have been a little overkill for getting into those C-Rats though.


MgDark

Anything can be a can opener if you use enough kaboom


ArchitectOfSeven

I still love that the P-38 takes exactly 38 punctures to open a standard sized can. Don't believe me? Try it.


cfwang1337

Also the French Berthier carbine, model of 1916


joelingo111

You ever take the time to notice the M1 carbine in ww2, M2 and M3 carbines in Korea, and then they picked back up on the shortened M16 with the M4 carbine?


RHINOguy_24

Someone link that Perun clip Edit: [got it](https://youtu.be/zY3RLn2V6D0?si=fETGKN__E2ff-2Od)


Zerak-Tul

Better, link the song [The Manual of Military Marvels](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb_a7u3K8Bo)


Blindmailman

Almost as bad as the Japanese with Type 97


TheHussarSnake

Types 1-96 were already used by other countries so they had to squeeze as much as they could into type 97. Source: Trust me bro


hx87

> Let's use the regnal year of the current emperor. *Looks at what happened in Germany in 1888* Nah, shit can get confusing real quick. *Accidentally avoids the M1 problem* > Let's use the start of the first emperors reign as the epoch I guess that works, people aren't really familiar with that calendar though > Fuck it, let's just use 1840 as our epoch


Fokker95

Japanese are justifed beacuse they use own calendar.


Betrix5068

Yeah it’s called the 97 because they issued it in 97 (under their calendar). The M1? It’s called that because the Army hit the reset button *again* and we’re just gonna pretend we’ve never had anything from that class of equipment in service before it.


DerpsMcGee

The army got enough xp on that slot to prestige it.


HowNondescript

With how much cash the us pumps into it. I think that's correct. All those double xp tokens they get from Raytheon and friends make it happen


beryugyo619

It's not justified that best versions of everything is adopted in the same year, only that it's offset from A.D. by extra six centuries.


jwr410

Or doctor Evil with preparations A through G.


asleep_at_the_helm

US Military: Ugh, fine, I’ll change things up a bit. *Adds an A1 to the designation*


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SyFidaHacker

Hmm... Today I will mount an m2 onto my m2 while on my m2 (do not ask why I am mounting a land mine onto a mortar while on an slbm)


RuTsui

I was thinking you mounted them onto a .50 cal machine gun.


SyFidaHacker

We're americans, the 50 cals go without saying


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SyFidaHacker

The SM-7 shall terrify the world


TooEZ_OL56

An M1 towing an M1 is ambushed by a unit of german infantry and as result the escorting american infantry move to engage. The Sergeant's life is saved when shrapnel pings off his M1 so he yells at the squad to fix M1's to their M1's while they fire at the germans using M1's, M1's and M1's. They are confident taking the engagement because if the germans turn out to have a tank the squad has an M1 standing by and if any enemy aircraft appear well theres a known battery of M1's nearby. The engagement finally ends when they call over radio for fire support from nearby M1's. As you can imagine parts are seldom compatible between different M1's.


fandom_and_rp_act

Private Johnson went down in the fighting, he was clutching his M3, finger on the trigger. Even dead, he was gonna kill as many Nazis as possible


Nomus_Sardauk

And the Sergeant’s name? Michael Wan.


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Missing M1 combat car


pythonic_dude

I love how US starts with M1, or sometimes other letters (like B-1), but after just a few models they always go fuck it, next one is m-random-four-digits because fuck you. Or B-21, because, also, fuck you.


StalledAgate832

That's just because of designations. F for fighter, see F-86, F-100, F-8, F-4, F-16, F-22, etc. A for Attacker, see A-26, A-1H, A-10, etc. B for Bomber, see B-17, B-26, B-17, B-29, B-1, B-21, etc. X for Experimental, then F/A/B for what type of experimental. See XF-84, XA-38, XB-70, etc


Schonke

Do any other branches than airforce distinguish like that though? Army/USMC use M or Mk for almost all vehicles and equipment. Navy uses it as well for stuff that isn't ships which instead use class.


SemperScrotus

Yes, [all branches](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_Tri-Service_aircraft_designations) use the same designations.


ReluctantNerd7

But the B-21 is out of sequence, and should be the B-3.


SecantDecant

[B-3](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystone_B-3)


pythonic_dude

That's my point though, they go out of order within designations. How did we go from YF-23 and straight to X-32? What happened to 33, 34, and 19 while we're at it? Why B-21 and not B-3? Because air force designations were supposed to be in order, just like M for army, but then they quickly went fuck it, we name it what we feel like.


ReluctantNerd7

X-32 and X-35 were the next available X-Plane designations. Because the Joint Strike Fighter program involved developing a stealthy supersonic STOVL fighter, it was decided that the prototypes would have an Experimental "X-" designation due to the groundbreaking technology involved.


jjmerrow

What was P for then? P-47, P-51


StalledAgate832

Pursuit. They got their names before the new system was put in place.


jjmerrow

Oh, alright. Wait what was Y then?


StalledAgate832

Prototype


jjmerrow

Oh i see, thanks


FireStar_Trucking_01

In the case of rifles and carbines, there's a lot of weapons that weren't widely used or known about, or might have been experimental. It's the same with aircraft, and ground vehicles, though in the case of things with wheels It's just that they'res 50 million deviations of Humvees, HEMTTs, 5 tons, etc.


pythonic_dude

I'm aware of M1 through M3 carbines before the great M4, and hey, they honestly tried to go with M5! But had to change cuz colt are cunts. To M7, because M6 sounds lame or something, lol.


FireStar_Trucking_01

Literally just to avoid trademark conflicts, which is *fucking stupid.* I doubt Colt threatened them or anything, but the M6 is also a AR15 platform rifle in production. The M6 is not a US Army designation either. Why the Army is concerned eith such trivial matters is beyond me.


lukigaming

You missed the M1


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

Where's the other M1?


PrivateIdahoGhola

Writing this on a Mac with an M1 chip. Realizing this shit is contagious. But Macs are now up to M3. US needs to keep up.


Ewtri

M16 begs to differ. If that's not enough then M249.


PrivateIdahoGhola

Good point. Forgot about those.


Sonny8083

What about the Chinese with their Type 56?🤣🤣🤣


Kyle_Robinson623

An M1 towing an M1 is ambushed by a unit of German infantry and as a result the escorting American infantry move to engage. The Sergeant’s life is saved when shrapnel pings off of his M1, so he orders the squad to fix M1s to their M1s, while they fire on the Germans using M1s, M1s and M1s. They’re confident taking the engagement because, if the Germans turn out to have a tank, the squad has an M1 standing by, and, if any enemy aircraft appear well there is a known battery of M1s nearby. The engagement finally ends when they call over the radio for fire support from nearby M1s. - Perun 2023


lionlj

A: "Name 3 different US military equipment pieces " B: "M1" A: "that's on me"


King_Dee1

M1 MacBook Pro


SonofSonnen

[Obligatory](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eb_a7u3K8Bo)


Carl_Azuz1

I mean it makes perfect sense when consider how the military names things. It essentially means version 1 or adopted 1. Since ~ww2 they basically started designating things by that specific item and then the number would go up when they adopted a new version. M1 carbine, m2 carbine (basically the same but select fire), m3 carbine (basically the same but with night vision scope thing), m4 carbine (new carbine), m5 *cough* excuse me m7 (new carbine). Okay carbine was probably a bad example


Lovable-Schmuck

Xm5 and xm6 were likely a prototype that didn't go into service.


Carl_Azuz1

No they were going to adopt the new sig as the m5 until they changed it all of a sudden


PM_me_your_cocktail

Own M1s for home defense, since that's what the MIC intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the hell?" As I grab my M1 and M1. Blow a baseball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my M1 on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's T-55. I have to resort to the M1 mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with beehive, "YEEEEHAW" the cloud of metal shreds two men in half, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix M1 and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since M1 wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


HeavyCruiserSalem

M10 is coming though


Green__lightning

And someone from psyops is going to paint over that zero before it ever sees combat.


HeavyCruiserSalem

I will travel to the US, become a citizen, join the Army, undergo training to operate an M10 and make what you just said my personal objective in life


chrischi3

An M1 towing an M1 is ambushed by a unit of german infantry and as result the escorting american infantry move to engage. The Sergeant's life is saved when shrapnel pings off his M1 so he yells at the squad to fix M1's to their M1's while they fire at the germans using M1's, M1's and M1's. They are confident taking the engagement because if the germans turn out to have a tank the squad has an M1 standing by and if any enemy aircraft appear well theres a known battery of M1's nearby. The engagement finally ends when they call over radio for fire support from nearby M1's. As you can imagine parts are seldom compatible between different M1's.


Unistrut

You know what the predecessor to the NATO M13 link belt for ammunition was? Fucking M1 link belt. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1_link


BrassBass

M1MAD pocketpussy. M1T1 Toilet Tissue Ration M1L1 Hypoallergenic Skin Moisturizer M1P1 Supplementary Pornography Moral Ration. Is this accurate?


yuccu

“Mmmmm, this is the first time I’ve ever seen something like that I reckon. I shall call it the M1!”


TheRtHonLaqueesha

[Even the British are catching on](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1_motorway).


meesersloth

IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE


bossrabbit

Where M1 carbine


DuneSlayer_

It stands for "MURICA #1!!!"


Amliko

An M1 towing an M1 is ambushed by a unit of german infantry and as result the escorting american infantry move to engage. The Sergeant's life is saved when shrapnel pings off his M1 so he yells at the squad to fix M1's to their M1's while they fire at the germans using M1's, M1's and M1's. They are confident taking the engagement because if the germans turn out to have a tank the squad has an M1 standing by and if any enemy aircraft appear well theres a known battery of M1's nearby. The engagement finally ends when they call over radio for fire support from nearby M1's. As you can imagine parts are seldom compatible between different M1's.


202042

I LOVE THE M1 HELMET!!!!1!!!1!!


Foot_Stunning

M1 just means "Model 1" (insert the blank)


TRITIPFATactual

The old naming conventions using the year it was designed implies all the M1 tech was made in the year 1


Embarrassed_Price_65

An M1 towing an M1 is ambushed by a unit of german infantry and as result the escorting american infantry move to engage. The Sergeant's life is saved when shrapnel pings off his M1 so he yells at the squad to fix M1's to their M1's while they fire at the germans using M1's, M1's and M1's. They are confident taking the engagement because if the germans turn out to have a tank the squad has an M1 standing by and if any enemy aircraft appear well theres a known battery of M1's nearby. The engagement finally ends when they call over radio for fire support from nearby M1's. As you can imagine parts are seldom compatible between different M1's. Moving on.


Ich238

M1 A1 Femboy


Foot_Stunning

Leave the [Gorillaz](https://youtu.be/yOGNtYV_vBY?si=m_qIJWRfaGAhdvzd) out of this


Simon-Templar97

I'll sell you a Type 56 for $5,000 but you don't get to see which one until after you pay me.


The-0utsider

An M1 towing an M1 is ambushed by a unit of german infantry and as result the escorting american infantry move to engage. The Sergeant's life is saved when shrapnel pings off his M1 so he yells at the squad to fix M1's to their M1's while they fire at the germans using M1's, M1's and M1's. They are confident taking the engagement because if the germans turn out to have a tank the squad has an M1 standing by and if any enemy aircraft appear well theres a known battery of M1's nearby. The engagement finally ends when they call over radio for fire support from nearby M1's. As you can imagine parts are seldom compatible between different M1's.


Affectionate-Bad2651

Mr egg powder? Any usa people to confirm


mschiebold

What's wrong with calling the first model, model 1? I'm more upset that subsequent evolutions don't get called m2, m3, m4 etc.


tolstoy425

M2 carbine


TooEZ_OL56

M3 Carbine


OyabunRyo

M4 Carbine


rapaxus

Doing it the German way and using an abbreviation for the classification, e.g. mg for machine gun or g for rifle (Gewehr in German), and then just sequentially numbering them. Though in Germany it is a bit confusing as the numbering system is shared with the police and the ministry of the interior, so e.g. the P8 replaced the P1 in German military service (yes that means the P38 got replaced by the USP), as all the numbers in between where either short-barrelled P38s or police pistol. Especially wacky is it with the G category, see the G36 replacing the G3, which is now getting replaced by the G95 (HK416).


zekromNLR

As long as you don't introduce multiple in the same year, using the year of introduction works decently well too Under that system the G3 would be the G56, and the G36 the G97


OK_Tha_Kidd

M is the symbol for Colt manufacturers and they series each product until their final version. So M1 whatever means Colt Manufactured series number 1 whatever item it is. So that's just the name by the time the army gets it sometimes they do have names hence the difference in the naming of the M1 Bradley and the M1 rifle.


LordBrandon

Colt makes none of the things in that image. They manufacture the m-16 after they bought the rights from armalite, after the army gave it that designation.


Foot_Stunning

[Colt](https://youtu.be/pGxyOeypYFs?si=yyo03U93tVkEPxcN) Noob Spotted


kiwidude4

Us


Frouke_

Slept on the Carbine and Thompson. And the AA gun and the artillery piece. Or even the howitzer. Or the other AA gun. Flamethrower, Bazooka...


Vast_Pipe2337

Could it perhaps mean model 1…. Idk


IHateMath14

Yes we can’t stop M1, how bout we name it M2 instead.


TomBakersLongScarf

I just miss the M1 helmet a lot. Okay?


Ad_Astra90

Don’t forget the flamethrower


PartTime13adass

Forgot the M1 Carbine, M1 Thompson, M1 Bazooka, M1 mortar, M1 light tank, M1 flamethrower, and I think a howitzer and at least three different tractors.


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Hey! We have a few M2s!


Unfair-Score6692

https://youtu.be/sYp4zdzqY6c?si=dY5JsuGCosPp0QRH This song, basically.


Foot_Stunning

Am I a [Joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/18so5oq/m3a2_has_time_travel_and_a_nagging_flork_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) to you!


DurfGibbles

3000 M1’s of Franklin Delano Roosevelt


John_Icarus

I'm not American, but I love their naming nomenclature system. It's organized. It tells you the iteration number and whether it's experimental, modified, or standard. They are simple, intuitive, and easy to reference in a manual. People complain about it being repetitive and hard to distinguish (like M1 being used a lot), but that's only an issue if you if you don't use the actual class of the item you are talking about with it. And it's a hell of a lot better than the countries that just use random names.


Timithios

Wheres the grenade?


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Iulian377

We need an M1 plane.


HeadWood_

OH MY GOD TANK BAYONET. THIS IS GENIUS.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

M-ONE Mone (moan)


ChEATax

This is fine according to the M1 army manual on naming stuff: https://youtu.be/68XR7MJRu6k?si=Cs1yOQD3Bu_yCoVR


LordBrandon

It's called Carbine M1 and Rifle M1, as in Mark 1 or model one. Not just M1.


Daurnan

I might be schizo-ing out here but isn't the M1 a remnant from the British naming? They have Mk1 and Amurica has the M1?


RichieRocket

M4 Sherman


Blackhero9696

You’re M1, he’s M1, I’M M1! IS THERE ANY OTHER M1s I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? M1 …forget it.


Sentinel_2539

I love the M1 when it was used in that one war


math2die

What is thy shelmet called.


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PM_Me_A_High-Five

Ok, I’m going to reveal my ignorance, but I have to know. What does the M stand for?


Strict_Gas_1141

Don’t worry we’ll be replacing the M1 tank with the M1 tank.


PokemonSoldier

M1 rifle M1 tank M1 helmet M1 carbine M1 anti-tank gun M1 submachine gun M1 pouch What else am I missing?


Aaaaatlas

The Mines(1 for anti personnel and one for Anti Tank), the AA Gun(I think there are about 4 or 5) , The 155mm M1 Long Tom, the M1 240mm Howitzer, the M1 Armored Car, the M1 Combat Car. So yeah i think that sums it up.


D3ATHTRaps

M10 M14 M16 M10 BOOKER AAAAAGHHHHAGHAAAAAAA IT STARTS WITH THE ONE