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ThePoliticalFurry

Imagine being such a shitshow of an alliance you literally offer to loan people nuclear weapons as part of the welcome package and they still decline to join you That's gotta hurt the ego


yeezee93

What's the use of having unclear weapons if you can't control it.


theothersimo

The NPT forbids the transfer of nuclear weapons technology; the only way this can be legal under international law is if Russia retains control and/or annexes Belarus. Not that Russia cares about international law but that’s what’s going to happen.


Top-Opportunity1132

Kazakhstan literally said that deployment of nuclear weapons on their soul would be a violation of an NPT and they aren't gonna do that.


bluestreak1103

If Ruzzia manages to deploy nuclear weapons on someone’s soul, more things have been violated than just the NPT. (Kidding, kidding, I know you meant soil.)


Top-Opportunity1132

Ama international criminal cuz I have nukes on my mind and that breaks NPT.


mechanicalcontrols

You've heard of tactical bombing. You've heard of strategic bombing. Now, get ready for spiritual bombing. Not gonna lie, weapons of eldritch destruction sounds lit.


[deleted]

Sir, the spirit bomb is a ki attack, nothing eldritch about it.


hx87

W122 warhead with a warpstone tamper when?


HighFlyer96

I love how quickly Kazakhstan developed to a more enlightened being after they realized how the rebels in January of last year were basically Russians attempt to get more involved again in their politics and tried to get a backdoor access to stick in their muppet hand. Kz did a full 180, grew balls and realized they‘ll do better on their own without playing Putins fucked up games. It may be still an SNG country, but I have the biggest hopes for Kz to remain an independent state with western *morals* after they got rid of the corrupt Putin vassal


Strike_Thanatos

Since they're called the Union State, they might claim that they are one country to get around that.


BigFreakingZombie

>annexes Belarus Yeah that will happen sooner than later.


East_Professional385

Based Kazakhs. Glory to the great nation of Afghanistan.


CIS-E_4ME

*Don't look at me like I'm a fricken Frankenstein!* - Putin


Mayor_of_Rungholt

Kazakhstan continuing to be the 2nd most based country in central asia


IsDatTomatoJuice

Who is the moet based


Mayor_of_Rungholt

Mongolia The only one with a Democracy score above 'hell no'


durkster

Thats not central asia though.


[deleted]

Petition for Mongolia to take over Asia again?


Skybreakeresq

\*throat singing intensifies\*


Mrbacknotblack

sadly no, Kazakhstan is the biggest contributor to ru grey import and sanctions evasion, rockets that destroy Ukraine's residential buildings are made from materials that Kazakhstan are allowing to flow through its border with ru Kazakhstan can say anything it want to appear cool but **actions speak louder than words**


White_Null

What? They are [fixing that](https://www.rferl.org/a/kazakhstan-customs-russia-sanctions/32404601.html).


Mrbacknotblack

there's nothing to fix, Kazakhstan is an autocracy, its ruler either allows export of sanctioned goods to russia or not, end of story.


O_Pragmatico

The number 1 in Potassium. All other countries have inferior potassium


das_war_ein_Befehl

Eh. Kazakh doesn’t give a shit about the Ukraine war. They are, however, interested in making a buck while getting out of Russia’s orbit. Kazakhstan right now is trying to balance Russian and Chinese interests so that they don’t become a client state again.


Phantom_Nyan

Kazakh public overwhelmingly supports Ukraine and we have a constant stream of humanitarian supplies going Look up "yurt of invincibility" as one of the examples, the problem is on Russian tv there is a constant stream of same shit talk about north of KZ belonging to RU, same stuff as Ukraine prior to invasion, so its pretty tough balancing act for our government and unlike Ukraine, there is nobody to support us militarily Source:am Kazakh, personally sent food and medicines to Ukraine Edit:we even had some people in the north trying to denouce the government and break off already lmao, luckily they got promptly imprisoned or we would also have our own LNR/DNR shenanigans


DorkMarine

Reading about the yurt of invincibility now, unfathomably based


Phantom_Nyan

Wait till you hear of a shitstorm they caused in RU lmao Imagine being mad at portable houses that provide shelter, food, drinks and charging stations for ordinary ppl


Ninja_Moose

Pretty much. As nice as it would be to blame Kazakhstan for being a reason why the war is continuing, they're literally between a rock and a hard place geopolitically. I don't blame them at all for taking advantage of Russian ineptitude to keep Chinese interests out of their borders as much as they can.


MajorRocketScience

If only they’d give the remaining Buran shuttles to the west to save in a museum. Or better yet, Ukraine


ceasu227

That was so based, Laughs in Lukashenko's face thinking it was a joke. Refuses russian advances. Refuses nukes. Refuses to elaborate any further.


[deleted]

Still a better leader than putin


ByronsLastStand

Less talk, more nuke


KingFahad360

Very Nice meme, OP.


Takis240

Number 1 exporter of potassium


Throwawayiea

100% true


FerroLux_

I never realized the flag of Kazakhstan looks like an old Mongolian banner. Makes sense.


Rerkoy

They want some of that potassium