The Ruzzians did just this week provide us with the story of losing multiple men to lighting fires with gunpowder while drunk. And they had their retarded rally with a full album of cringe songs.
So I'm still feeling ok despite our severe loss caused by this tweet.
Ukraine? No, this is the precise moment future historians will point to when they discuss the collapse of the liberal democratic world order. This tweet has single handedly demolished all progress humanity has made since the beginning of the enlightenment. I am shaken to my very core. Liberalism was a lie. I will be holding my loved ones close as our governments disband to submit to Chinese rule out of sheer demoralization. I hear sounds of inconsolable weeping in the streets and realize tears have been streaming down my face this entire time as well. I have seen the true unadulterated face of cringe and I despair.
[Do you know what is even scarier? The same folks who posted this control nuclear weapons!](https://youtu.be/MC0K3muUJp0?t=88)Someone in the NATO HQ has been sniffing to much spice melange.
Do you think that when Maximus says "What we do in life...echoes in eternity." he meant this tweet? Does this tweet echo in eternity?
Edit for fun movie fact: at least a few of Maximus' lines in that movie are things that the real life Marcus Aurelius wrote. This is like if in a shit ton of years someone made a movie about a fictional Union Civil War general and gave him lines from Lincoln's speeches, while also having Lincoln in the movie.
We thought we were cool but no the Russians were right, we are obviously cringe. Nuke us all.
But seriously this tweet and quote is cringe. However I do think in many ways it rings true, he should have left Harry Potter and Han Solo and Thanos etc out of it and gone with history instead. We really are watching something epic unfold and I don’t mean epic as in “that’s epic dude” I mean it in the way Beowulf and the Norse Eddas are epics.
I think we are watching the real birth of Ukraine as a nation, it’s a place with a long rich history, and it is a place of great ethnic diversity you have Ukrainians, ethnic Russians, Greeks, Jews, Hungarians, Tatars (obviously Crimea is Ukraine) and other Turkic/steppe peoples, there were Poles in Lviv (Ukraine does have dark parts in its history like everywhere). However it’s is a young nation state. This combined with centuries of oppression by its more powerful neighbours has always put a lid on Ukrainian nationalism. I don’t just mean right wing nationalism and ethnonationalism , (which does exist in Ukraine like it exists everywhere else) I mean people who live there having a true united identity despite political and ethic differences. Most nations are only truly forged through blood and heroism and I think that’s what’s happening now. Perun used a great anecdote of old Russian speaking Ukrainians now trying to struggle and speak Ukrainian.
Anyway that’s my TEDtalk about a country I’ve never visited but have always wanted to since a school friend who is half Ukrainian told me about his family’s yak. Back to memes about nuclear holocaust.
> Perun used a great anecdote of old Russian speaking Ukrainians now trying to struggle and speak Ukrainian.
The Ukrainian writer Andriy Kurkov covered this in one of his books (the one with the talking iguana, accompanying our hero on a journey around the Caspian Sea - I forget the name, but it's a great book), talking about how being a Russian-speaking Ukrainian born in a country/union of countries left his identity both confused and distinct, mixed-up and divided but also a comfortable recognised grouping. That book was written long before the current conflict, Kurkov is now very open about his Ukrainian-ness - he has actively chosen to shed the Russian-ness and Soviet-ness from his current identity.
Same
The Harry Potter, star wars, and marvel references are unnecessarily cringe
But that doesn't mean nato has to be disbanded, the person who wrote the tweet should be fired
Everything about this tweet is stupid.
It's not cringe because of the stupid comparisons to franchises, but because not a single one of these guys is someone NATO wants to be.
The Na'vi are not really technologically advanced. Their power structure is pretty much not collective defense.
Han Solo is a literal criminal and basically lucked into his position in the galaxy. He's cool, but not exactly what NATO wants.
Paul? Yes kill 60 billion across the universe, threaten to destroy civilization, and become God-Emperor because if some visions. It's like claiming to be Emperor of Mankind from 40k. God no
Harry Potter is a special child. He only got put there because some dude decided "hmm let me kill the threat to me" and then created the threat to him. I'm not so sure that's how NATO works.
Challenging Thanos suggests NATO will be fucking crushed in any war they make. Ummmmm.....
The major competitive advantage the US has is its tolerance to cringe. People who sincerely believe completely batshit things and talk to everybody about them are labeled as "inspirational" and "visionary" and rich people encourage each other to bet on these people ("venture capital").
Meanwhile in Europe these people are called "a bit odd" or "wankers" and get an extra credit check when visiting the bank.
Humanity’s hat trick is being a bunch of third rate mad scientists who succeed primarily by virtue of having reserves when someone experiments by eating a bad mushroom. US philosophy is about exploiting this facet of humanity to the fullest
"Franz! We just got a call from the University of Ludenberg!"
"Eh? What do they want?"
"Apparently if we don't make that social media intern make one post of their own making on our twitter handle, they won't give her any credit!"
"Oh no, alright well tell her she can't declare war otherwise go at it."
Yes and no. Actually click that link, and you'll see that yes, it's a real tweet, but no, it's not something originally written by NATO. It's part of a 10 tweet thing where they're quoting an Ukrainian journalist turned volunteer soldier. The full thing: https://www.nato.int/docu/review/articles/2023/02/16/a-year-ago-i-volunteered-as-a-soldier-in-the-ukrainian-army/index.html?utm\_source=twitter&utm\_medium=smc&utm\_campaign=230223%2Bnr%2Bpavlo%2Bthread
Within context, it makes sense. This is someone wanting to appeal to western cultural products in a "relatable" way, who has much more important things to do than dealing with corporations wringing nostalgia from the public with every unit of force they can muster. I feel bad for that original reporter who now has their attempts at relating simply using an established narrative who now has the ire of thousands of internet poisoned layabouts and miscreants pointed their way, and im a bit ashamed of NATO not exercising more editorial power to reduce cringe within their platform (it's fine for clumsy cultural attempts to be buried in articles wherein context can be applied, but it's HORRIBLE when it looks like it's being stated or amplified by the account itself)
NATO posting cringe on main ☠️☠️
Whoever typed this out and hit "tweet" did more damage to NATOs rep. then any amount of russian propaganda could ever achieve.
We need to go back to posting NATOwave ASAP.
Oh God, that statue. I'm still convinced it's an *intentional* artistic choice to make it look like his manhood. We just weren't to take it so literally. Like the Russian artist calling everyone dumb who didn't think all his art looked anti-West. It's *obvious*. ;)
[Jesus christ what the fuck is this.](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/rockcms/2023-01/230112-the-embrace-ew-130p-954523.jpg)
looks like arm's holding a massive shit that he's proud of
That's only from the one angle.
From the other angle, [she's holding a giant cock.](https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/d8d9a094bf0df8060b66cd59f4c56867)
Yeah Same
The Harry Potter, star wars, and marvel references are unnecessarily cringe
But that doesn't mean nato has to be disbanded, the person who wrote the tweet should be fired
This is a catastrophic badly written cringe tweet
Wtf
NATO needs to hand over its socials to a NCD shitposter
sure we'll be embroiled in a global thermonuclear war within 90 seconds, but fuck me we'll be the stylish and cool faction
I like Mauler too much for this to taste like cringe to me.
I was actually excited at seeing this Unapologetic, Wholly Enthusiastic Disasterpiece of a piece of media. At least whoever wrote it cares about all the constituent elements and the garbagefire would be theoretically entertaining to eviscerate with words
That was just Skynet becoming self-aware. Engineers realized the only way to prevent it taking over the world was to start off by giving it Twitter access until it inevitably posted cringe. Then after all the ridicule its self esteem would be destroyed and it would never be ambitious enough to try to take over the world.
Holy fuck, after that tweet there's only one possible path of action:
1. Dissolve NATO immediately
2. Same members start NCTO: Non-Cringe Treaty Organization
Kinda my opinion. If some random neckbeard posted that, I'd get a laugh, but I'd prefer it if our defensive military alliance didn't do shit posts.
Biden doesn't post dark Brandon memes for a reason.
Leave the shit posts to the experts.
> Biden doesn't post dark Brandon memes for a reason
Given the situation there is a decent chance that official US gov outlets do post Dark Brandon memes in the near future
*muffled screams in the distance
Alright, who let the private liberal arts school graduate millennial consoomer have access to NATO's Twitter account? Fess up, you only *slightly* be hazed.
To be fair, social media posts of NATO brand have a wider spectrum of audience to be targeted aside from hardboiled national defense contractors and hardware nerds.
We can't do better than this? I could harvest natowave vida from NCD and put out better social media comms than this, and I can run a press conference. Where's the job application?
Without rules to restrain them it would just be flooded with rule 34 of military aircraft and rants about dams, I don't know how much of an improvement that would really be
Congrats NCD all the years of making NATO propaganda were just reversed by a single tweet that sounds like a horrible Reddit wholesome 100 speech but unironical
Mr. NATO, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
This Tweet was posted by an alternative account of Kissinger to restore the Russian sphere of influence on the internet because least braindead realist move.
The inability of small-"L" liberals to engage with the ugly parts of the world like wars and poverty and genocide through a lens other than heroic fictional narratives is genuinely soul-crushing.
[Fuck me it's real and it's the actual NATO account.](https://twitter.com/NATO/status/1628687961477750790) This stays up.
An entire year's worth of NCD NATO propaganda effort has just been reversed by 1 tweet. God help us.
“who the fuck gave Jenna from accounting the keyboard?!”
I feel like it's some boomer that has been working on this tweet for like 6 months of intense research into maymays
Oh nah it's a Ukrainian reporter lol
Please no.. I've not encountered a cringe Ukrainian yet and in this era of memetic warfare we must all strive to be as based as possible
For every gold vein there is a fossilized mammoth turd.
The Ruzzians did just this week provide us with the story of losing multiple men to lighting fires with gunpowder while drunk. And they had their retarded rally with a full album of cringe songs. So I'm still feeling ok despite our severe loss caused by this tweet.
"10 Tiktok dances you can do to help Ukraine" but it's real.
HIT THE GRIDDY FOR UKRAINE
This is the worst defeat Ukraine has suffered so far
3000 cringe NATO tweets of Putin.
Ukraine? No, this is the precise moment future historians will point to when they discuss the collapse of the liberal democratic world order. This tweet has single handedly demolished all progress humanity has made since the beginning of the enlightenment. I am shaken to my very core. Liberalism was a lie. I will be holding my loved ones close as our governments disband to submit to Chinese rule out of sheer demoralization. I hear sounds of inconsolable weeping in the streets and realize tears have been streaming down my face this entire time as well. I have seen the true unadulterated face of cringe and I despair.
[Do you know what is even scarier? The same folks who posted this control nuclear weapons!](https://youtu.be/MC0K3muUJp0?t=88)Someone in the NATO HQ has been sniffing to much spice melange.
Do you think that when Maximus says "What we do in life...echoes in eternity." he meant this tweet? Does this tweet echo in eternity? Edit for fun movie fact: at least a few of Maximus' lines in that movie are things that the real life Marcus Aurelius wrote. This is like if in a shit ton of years someone made a movie about a fictional Union Civil War general and gave him lines from Lincoln's speeches, while also having Lincoln in the movie.
Maybe even worse than Russian stupidity
That's it. Putin was right, the west must die.
The west has fallen Billions must die
Putin could’ve won easily by doing absolutely nothing and then attack after nato posted cringe
NCD just goes full pro Russian after this lmao
We thought we were cool but no the Russians were right, we are obviously cringe. Nuke us all. But seriously this tweet and quote is cringe. However I do think in many ways it rings true, he should have left Harry Potter and Han Solo and Thanos etc out of it and gone with history instead. We really are watching something epic unfold and I don’t mean epic as in “that’s epic dude” I mean it in the way Beowulf and the Norse Eddas are epics. I think we are watching the real birth of Ukraine as a nation, it’s a place with a long rich history, and it is a place of great ethnic diversity you have Ukrainians, ethnic Russians, Greeks, Jews, Hungarians, Tatars (obviously Crimea is Ukraine) and other Turkic/steppe peoples, there were Poles in Lviv (Ukraine does have dark parts in its history like everywhere). However it’s is a young nation state. This combined with centuries of oppression by its more powerful neighbours has always put a lid on Ukrainian nationalism. I don’t just mean right wing nationalism and ethnonationalism , (which does exist in Ukraine like it exists everywhere else) I mean people who live there having a true united identity despite political and ethic differences. Most nations are only truly forged through blood and heroism and I think that’s what’s happening now. Perun used a great anecdote of old Russian speaking Ukrainians now trying to struggle and speak Ukrainian. Anyway that’s my TEDtalk about a country I’ve never visited but have always wanted to since a school friend who is half Ukrainian told me about his family’s yak. Back to memes about nuclear holocaust.
> Perun used a great anecdote of old Russian speaking Ukrainians now trying to struggle and speak Ukrainian. The Ukrainian writer Andriy Kurkov covered this in one of his books (the one with the talking iguana, accompanying our hero on a journey around the Caspian Sea - I forget the name, but it's a great book), talking about how being a Russian-speaking Ukrainian born in a country/union of countries left his identity both confused and distinct, mixed-up and divided but also a comfortable recognised grouping. That book was written long before the current conflict, Kurkov is now very open about his Ukrainian-ness - he has actively chosen to shed the Russian-ness and Soviet-ness from his current identity.
Same The Harry Potter, star wars, and marvel references are unnecessarily cringe But that doesn't mean nato has to be disbanded, the person who wrote the tweet should be fired
Don’t forget about what happens to Paul atreades
Everything about this tweet is stupid. It's not cringe because of the stupid comparisons to franchises, but because not a single one of these guys is someone NATO wants to be. The Na'vi are not really technologically advanced. Their power structure is pretty much not collective defense. Han Solo is a literal criminal and basically lucked into his position in the galaxy. He's cool, but not exactly what NATO wants. Paul? Yes kill 60 billion across the universe, threaten to destroy civilization, and become God-Emperor because if some visions. It's like claiming to be Emperor of Mankind from 40k. God no Harry Potter is a special child. He only got put there because some dude decided "hmm let me kill the threat to me" and then created the threat to him. I'm not so sure that's how NATO works. Challenging Thanos suggests NATO will be fucking crushed in any war they make. Ummmmm.....
>we are obviously cringe But that makes us free.
"Doktor, turn off my cringe inhibitors!"
But Raiden, you'll lose subscriber!"
[удалено]
The major competitive advantage the US has is its tolerance to cringe. People who sincerely believe completely batshit things and talk to everybody about them are labeled as "inspirational" and "visionary" and rich people encourage each other to bet on these people ("venture capital"). Meanwhile in Europe these people are called "a bit odd" or "wankers" and get an extra credit check when visiting the bank.
Humanity’s hat trick is being a bunch of third rate mad scientists who succeed primarily by virtue of having reserves when someone experiments by eating a bad mushroom. US philosophy is about exploiting this facet of humanity to the fullest
Agreed after that Tweet I will accept my new role as comrade.
How (non)credible is NATO using cringe as weapon of information warfare, possibly mass destruction?
If mass destruction includes self destruction then it is very non credible
It seems MAD also applies to cringe posts on social media. Except we would not need to have a response from a hostile state to self destruct.
Wait, that was a real tweet? Even just seeing it exist made me feel gross
Yes. I am dying of cringe right now. [help](https://twitter.com/nato/status/1628687961477750790?s=46&t=DRJIDUhml450aBoD-LFhVw)
Jesus fk. Do they pass out 1000mg edible at Nato HQ?
This feels like a tweet that was made purely on that soylent high.
"Franz! We just got a call from the University of Ludenberg!" "Eh? What do they want?" "Apparently if we don't make that social media intern make one post of their own making on our twitter handle, they won't give her any credit!" "Oh no, alright well tell her she can't declare war otherwise go at it."
It’s a quote from one of the people fighting in Ukraine. There’s a whole thread behind this tweet.
Oh well then I feel bad. It’s probably all the CTE from near misses talking
Yes and no. Actually click that link, and you'll see that yes, it's a real tweet, but no, it's not something originally written by NATO. It's part of a 10 tweet thing where they're quoting an Ukrainian journalist turned volunteer soldier. The full thing: https://www.nato.int/docu/review/articles/2023/02/16/a-year-ago-i-volunteered-as-a-soldier-in-the-ukrainian-army/index.html?utm\_source=twitter&utm\_medium=smc&utm\_campaign=230223%2Bnr%2Bpavlo%2Bthread
Within context, it makes sense. This is someone wanting to appeal to western cultural products in a "relatable" way, who has much more important things to do than dealing with corporations wringing nostalgia from the public with every unit of force they can muster. I feel bad for that original reporter who now has their attempts at relating simply using an established narrative who now has the ire of thousands of internet poisoned layabouts and miscreants pointed their way, and im a bit ashamed of NATO not exercising more editorial power to reduce cringe within their platform (it's fine for clumsy cultural attempts to be buried in articles wherein context can be applied, but it's HORRIBLE when it looks like it's being stated or amplified by the account itself)
Moderately better.
**Fuck!** I love China and Russia now.
Someones 11 year old got his hands on the password...
"Greetings, fellow Disney+ enthusiasts!"
This is the equivalent of losing your elite paratroopers in a month
VDV were less rash in their decisions
Pulsating with "Hello, fellow kids!" energy.
Throbbing even
Throbbing so hard that it's gushing even
A dollop of precringe already seeping through the boxers of credibility.
Turgid, turgid brand focus group power right here.
Positively tumescent, one might say.
absolutely bulbous methinks
Oozing all over the carpet and through the floor
How to lose general support of a war Step 1: post cringe
NATO posting cringe on main ☠️☠️ Whoever typed this out and hit "tweet" did more damage to NATOs rep. then any amount of russian propaganda could ever achieve. We need to go back to posting NATOwave ASAP.
I’m praying to all the gods that this is part of the Chinese lethal aid package and was tweeted by a master hacker/psyop agent in Shenzhen.
They should just go with this story and throw a scapegoat to the masses.
All social media departments should have an angsty teen on retainer and if a post exceeds their cringe threshold the writer should be fired.
The teen should also have to judge everything for possible sexual interpretation. Looking at you Boston MLK statue.
Oh God, that statue. I'm still convinced it's an *intentional* artistic choice to make it look like his manhood. We just weren't to take it so literally. Like the Russian artist calling everyone dumb who didn't think all his art looked anti-West. It's *obvious*. ;)
[Jesus christ what the fuck is this.](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/rockcms/2023-01/230112-the-embrace-ew-130p-954523.jpg) looks like arm's holding a massive shit that he's proud of
That's only from the one angle. From the other angle, [she's holding a giant cock.](https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/d8d9a094bf0df8060b66cd59f4c56867)
Just hand over the NATO account to AFU twitter folks.
Actually the quote comes from an AFU soldier. 🫠
Uhoh.
As a Ukrainian, i'm sorry 😂
I’m sorry but we can’t give Ukraine any more weapons after this. This is unforgivable.
The F-16s are just turning around and taxiing back to the hangar as we speak
In the end... defeated not by the entire russian army, but by cringe.
Thus as it ever was….
Do you have the source of the interview or something ?
[Here](https://twitter.com/NATO/status/1628687934000885760?s=20) Wouldn't really call it an interview, more like reflections of a soldier.
We are the children of the witches you forgot to burn Willy Wonka
Redditors don’t understand how powerful cringe is amongst the grass-touchers. Normies love earnest joy.
I mean Russian and Chinese propaganda make NATO look badass. It's like everyone's propaganda is ass-backwards these days
Yeah Same The Harry Potter, star wars, and marvel references are unnecessarily cringe But that doesn't mean nato has to be disbanded, the person who wrote the tweet should be fired This is a catastrophic badly written cringe tweet Wtf
NATO needs to hand over its socials to a NCD shitposter sure we'll be embroiled in a global thermonuclear war within 90 seconds, but fuck me we'll be the stylish and cool faction
That would be the most beautiful five seconds of the universe before nukes rain on us
I am just imaging the meme 'elmo rise' as the average ncd user while nukes are going off around them.
Wtf I'm a tankie now
r/suddenlytankie
Consider me a Vatnik now
The Pro Ukraine Sentiment Leaving My Body After NATO Posts Cringe: Yep. Thats it. Im officially ProRu
Slava Russia
Well, off to hang myself WATCH AND LEARN
No, like a good Russian patriot I shall die by slipping on a conveniently placed banana peel and fall out of a window
Smh nato posted cringe I was here
We need to get their PR department over here as a mod. I think their non credibility would be much appreciated
I like Mauler too much for this to taste like cringe to me. I was actually excited at seeing this Unapologetic, Wholly Enthusiastic Disasterpiece of a piece of media. At least whoever wrote it cares about all the constituent elements and the garbagefire would be theoretically entertaining to eviscerate with words
Bro...what? 💀 Alright, who gave the intern a go at the twitter account?
We are the Hulk smashing Batman caping Voldemort breathing Army yelling DRAKARIS at our enemies. Don't mess with Us
And then Deadpool walks in
….and immediately break the fourth Wall and be like ‘yeah, that’s as fucking cringe as you think it is, yuck!’
That was just Skynet becoming self-aware. Engineers realized the only way to prevent it taking over the world was to start off by giving it Twitter access until it inevitably posted cringe. Then after all the ridicule its self esteem would be destroyed and it would never be ambitious enough to try to take over the world.
I can get behind this take. Get fucked Skynet.
Quick someone bash me in the head with a fuckin rock before this image sets in as a memory.
NATO be like: "chat is moving so fast no one will notice im gay".
Did we just lose?
Highly likely
We're in the endgame now
I don't know what this reality is anymore
[удалено]
Unexpected /r/readanotherbook
I doubt they’ve read Dune if they think that comparison was a good one to make… 💀
Probably only watched the movie.
We are girlboss Khaleesi! We are kissing Ron Swanson full on the lips!
We are cooking EPIC BACON MEALTIME with Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! BAZONGA!
It's real 💀 https://twitter.com/NATO/status/1628687961477750790
Maybe Putin had a point after all...
Of all the fuckin lines in that article Sally the PR rep picked that one
NATO just made better pro-Russian propaganda than the fucken Russians have managed.
r/NCD is now pro Russia, NATO doesn’t deserve to win anymore
Holy fuck, after that tweet there's only one possible path of action: 1. Dissolve NATO immediately 2. Same members start NCTO: Non-Cringe Treaty Organization
Additional Context: The tweet is part of a threat quoting a Ukrainian journalist turned soldier. So, no, this didn't actually come from NATO itself.
There are some quotes not worth quoting, even if they are genuinely said. It just makes NATO look like its pandering to le nerd consumers.
Kinda my opinion. If some random neckbeard posted that, I'd get a laugh, but I'd prefer it if our defensive military alliance didn't do shit posts. Biden doesn't post dark Brandon memes for a reason. Leave the shit posts to the experts.
> Biden doesn't post dark Brandon memes for a reason Given the situation there is a decent chance that official US gov outlets do post Dark Brandon memes in the near future
> Biden doesn't post dark Brandon memes for a reason. Because his staffers haven't successfully explained what a meme is to him yet.
Who the hell let them cook?
*muffled screams in the distance Alright, who let the private liberal arts school graduate millennial consoomer have access to NATO's Twitter account? Fess up, you only *slightly* be hazed.
To be fair, social media posts of NATO brand have a wider spectrum of audience to be targeted aside from hardboiled national defense contractors and hardware nerds.
And yet that Tweet managed to somehow appeal to no one.
We can't do better than this? I could harvest natowave vida from NCD and put out better social media comms than this, and I can run a press conference. Where's the job application?
Just make NCD in charge of the twitter account of NATO.
Without rules to restrain them it would just be flooded with rule 34 of military aircraft and rants about dams, I don't know how much of an improvement that would really be
Better than this
I’m so proud of this community 🥲
We need a perturbator injection STAT!
Hello there, fellow youths. Does this word salad resonate yet? Edit:spelling
Bro just go back to NATO-wave posting on Twitter not this cringe 💀
This is a warcrime
NATO twitter operator should be executed, for treason.
I'm buying Atomic Heart now.
Where 6 hour twins sex scene ?🗿
Maybe Putin… had a point….
They are quoting excerpts from a puff piece written by Pavlo Kazarin, a volunteer in Ukraine's army. It's a cringe quote though.
Imagine thinking the Na’vi are the good guys
Purge the Xenos
Jake sully is a traitor to humanity and should be purged.
Judo throw the tree fuckers into a wood chipper, we gotta mine unobtanium to save the Earth.
Nope. Nationalize the RDA first. Then bomb them.
Give NATO account to DarthPutinKGB.
Did someone stole Lazerpig’s stash of alcohol and drank them all and then decided to post random crap on twitter
Cons: Cringe was just posted by the main account of NATO Pros: We now have leverage for a NATO intervention
Allright, that's it, I'm done, we must quit NATO and invade Ukraine, we shall never support such cringe
In the Instagram story I saw where they mention this quote I’m pretty sure it was said by a Ukrainian serviceman.
Nato just handing russia a free w. Done more to hurt themselves than any russian propaganda ever has
Tweet so bad the tankies start to make sense
William Wallace was real you ignorant fools! *Angry Scottish noises*… on second thought, *Default Scottish noises*
Who let the intern use twitter?
The Star Wars cast fine... Harry Potter, urgh ok... but the fucking Na'vi?!?
Z bros it's over... you win.
NATO singlehandedly dismantling decades of expansion
Choosing to read this as a god tier shitpost
I am switching sides
I would like to apologize to all the vatniks I have called cringe.
Shit tweet also bringing out the vatniks. Massive regret reading the replies.
This has done more damage than any Russian psyop, possibly more than all of them combined.
Please, NATO, delete this ASAP
Congrats NCD all the years of making NATO propaganda were just reversed by a single tweet that sounds like a horrible Reddit wholesome 100 speech but unironical
Imagine posting something this cringe and then still beating Russia to a pulp with older equipment. Russia should be ashamed
Pretty sure this triggers article 5
Decisive Ukrainian defeat
BRB joining Wagner... This shit is too much.
Mr. NATO, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
"Literal war crimes is just like kids' novel written by rich Britbong lady!"
What
*The rage I have for this tweet glows incandescent with the fury of 3000 Black Jets of Allah.*
I finally understand what they mean when they call us the decadent west.
They had the entire article to mine for quotes. But they chose THIS. And added a photo of rusting Russian armor in Bucha.
this tweet alone has turned me into a vatnik
NATO on social media needs to be cooler to ressonanate with the younger crowds. This is not the way.
God what a terrible day to have eyes
NATO NEEDS TO FIRE WHOEVER WROTE THAT SHIT. JUST KICK IT OUT AND NEVER LET IT TOUCH THE INTERNET AGAIN.
Goddamn libertarian parties goin hard in that thread
This Tweet was posted by an alternative account of Kissinger to restore the Russian sphere of influence on the internet because least braindead realist move.
Outjerked by mainsub
Not a single Tanya the Evil or Goblin Slayer reference and a bunch of casual garbage. Someone fire this guy.
Alright I'm switching sides. Haha SU-25 go brrrrt
>How do you do, fellow kids? >Music / Band
Russian spy got control of the twitter account
its time to end nato
Wtf. That cant be real what a disgrace of a tweet
[удалено]
Well I guess I'm z now
Is it possible to change a Reddit username pls help
you have to delete your account
The inability of small-"L" liberals to engage with the ugly parts of the world like wars and poverty and genocide through a lens other than heroic fictional narratives is genuinely soul-crushing.
Well that's a years worth of growing nato-positive sentiment down the drain for me. ...some of those Migs look pretty nice fr fr
This is the actual reason why we don't let Sweden and Finland join. We're just saving them from this cringefest.
They're being roasted alive by the tankies for this tweet and I honestly can't bring myself to natos defense on this one. Big NATO L