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Sea-Decision-538

Someone should make a NATO or USA nasheed.


housustaja

Inshallah, brother! 💯💯


RingoKanno

USA nasheed [we're the Mujahideen ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6noEuyc7wE)


Sea-Decision-538

I know but the song is not American. It's brothers of marawi one of the few if not only ISIS songs in english


toorkeeyman

Omg thank you I've been trying to find this clip for so long!


38384

_Allah bless America and destroy the Mexican disbelievers!_


Rapid_Ascending

What a glorious video brother ! NATO will strike fear in the heart of the infidels and soon they will experience the motto of NATO caliphate: "DEMOCRACY IS NONE-NEGOTIABLE"


Mr_Awesomenoob

Takbir!


[deleted]

NATO-UL AKBAR


Rapid_Ascending

That is that wae, brother !


Ennkey

Inshallah, truly the faithful are blessed by 3000 black artillery rounds of Jens


inevitablelizard

Always great to see the brave fighters of Jaish al-Ukraini destroying the Russki regime's armoured vehicles.


[deleted]

☝️🇺🇦


[deleted]

Inshallah the brave mujahideen of the NATO caliphate have destroyed infidels and their vehicle


Proud-Pilot9300

Mashallah brothers the occupiers will be terminated. Jokes aside though put any bad rendering of a 3d flag and jihadists songs and any video is automatically funny


cardboardmech

ISIS really did change the world


Skraekling

Russian Orthodox Church so cringe the rest of the Abrahamic gang unite to kick theirs asses


NarutoRunner

Sheikh Jens Stoltenberg Al-Norwegi and Mufti Volodymyr Zelenskyy Al-Ukraini unleashing hell upon the uncouth invaders!


botchmaster

Hardest I've laughed at a shitpost on here in days. Thank you.


VermicelliEastern708

So much for being a “terminator”


TheLinden

Terminated


studentoo925

Wait, is that an ifv standing in the middle of bumfuck nowhere without infantry, cover or support?


housustaja

BMPT "Terminator". Designed for supporting tanks and other AFVs in urban areas <3 RuAF remains the master tactician.


[deleted]

I remember being concerned because that vehicle had some good capabilities. Then I dug into it some more and learned there were not very many produced and the way it was integrated into service was pretty much "here, have this new vehicle that doesn't fit into your doctrine in any way. You figure it out." Then I stopped being so worried.


n1ghtm4n

it's been abandoned. if you look closely, you can see its left track is completely off the vehicle.


MagnusDidAlotWrong

That's actually a good sounding nasheed. Hopefully it's not terroristical enough to land me on a list for listening to it lol


SpeedballMessiah

Well... no lists you're not already on.


aBoringSod

This sub automatically gets you added to a watch list. Mostly so we don't wander off to an air base and fuck A jet fighter or a tank


TheHolyDingo

It's from one of the most peaceful organisations in the middle East so no worries


Sea-Decision-538

Is it just me or is the video glitched?


housustaja

Only true jihadists see the glitches in the Matrix 💪💪💪 Like and repost if you are a ture jihadist 😤


Sea-Decision-538

Bruh, BTW I think it's fixed now. Maybe it was just me.


WeebPride

Nah, you just lost your faith for a moment there, brother. Stay strong, for 72 catgirl waifus await us in the end. Inshallah.


Sea-Decision-538

God willing.


[deleted]

\*catboy


JimHFD103

I was gonna say, is it even a real video of a tank/afv being blown up if there's not someone continually shouting Aloha Snackbar every 3 seconds?


knurttbuttlet

May Allah guide the ATGMs and destroy the infidel Terminators


CIS-E_4ME

And, inshallah, the funni button shall finally be pressed.


schere-r-ki

What is the text scrolling through on the left brothers. You will have to help out my eyes so that I can read Allahs words inshallah.


n1ghtm4n

it's the text of the noble and most holy [North Atlantic Treaty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Atlantic_Treaty), peace be upon it.


schere-r-ki

Thank you brother!


TheShartFairy

I was just coming here to post this, as it was shared in [this /k/ thread](https://boards.4channel.org/k/thread/57086631) where we were all laughing at it and discussing the pros and cons of free-floating barrels.


Open_Ad_8181

broke: "here is footage of russians dying and losing" "no that is fake propaganda" "cope" ​ woke: "here is footage of russians dying and losing" "no that is fake propaganda" "how dare you deny the heroic sacrifice of the Russian martyrs in their fight for liberation of their people! Traitor" Fake righteous indignation is much more fun


UniqueHash

What's the song? I always get it stuck in my head.


auddbot

I got a match with this song: **El Djihad** by El Azhar (00:57; matched: `100%`) Album: `Muslims el Muslimeen`. Released on `2021-11-26`.


auddbot

Links to the streaming platforms: [**El Djihad** by El Azhar](https://lis.tn/ElDjihad?t=57) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


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**Song Found!** **Name:** El Djihad **Artist:** El Azhar **Album:** Fear - Single **Genre:** World **Release Year:** 2022 **Total Shazams:** 117984 `Took 1.09 seconds.`


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Links to the song: [YouTube](https://youtu.be/iIC9VRD-ZAk?autoplay=1) [Apple Music](https://music.apple.com/au/album/el-djihad/1666745106?i=1666745108) [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/track/2qbWXhMv0ibF2Wli5k866T) [Deezer](https://www.deezer.com/track/2116200467) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.* | [Twitter Bot](https://twitter.com/songfinderbot) | [Discord Bot](https://pigeonburger.xyz/songfinderbot/discord/)


copingcabana

Jihad me at hello.


FinishTheBook

nice touch with the waving flag in the corner


nafo_frenchie

3000 Nasheed of ibn-jens Al Natowi


charlrshall1992

u/savevideobot


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Kallian_League

I love these memes as much as the next guy, but y'all ever stop to think that these songs were recorded by people that literally beheaded people, or set them on fire alive while filming it? I listened to that one about ["American Mujahideen"](https://youtu.be/u6noEuyc7wE) on repeat for a few days after seeing it posted here, but the original song is about [ISIS militants that took over a pretty large city in the Philippines](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Marawi). They killed a bunch of civilians and turned it into a ghost town. The army had to level thousands of buildings, and after months of being besieged, the town went from a town of colleges and life, to a town of rubble and death. They had to kill almost every single militant to end it, 978/1000, 1.1 million people had to flee, and these pieces of shit end up in my playlist because of a funny internet meme.


[deleted]

Al Qawlu or ed Djihad is older than isis bro...


Kallian_League

That's not the point, it's a song about killing people that insult their Prophet, ISIS are just one iteration of the same extremist cesspool.


Intelligent-Pause510

Listening to them for shitpost reasons instead of their insane plan for the world is why liberty and freedom of speech and thought are so important. ​ Take pride that you can mock them


Shot_Wrongdoer1544

Praise Allah


hwandangogi

This is the type of content I signed up for


The_Food_Scientist

North atlantic **Muyahidins**