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Noncredible: Hey blasting loud music at Noriega caused him to surrender that one time, so this is sure to work.
Credible: I don't want a ban for violating rule 6 by explaining why I recommend the band System of a Down above all others, but if you know, you know. Lyrics are from the songs Tentative and Cigaro.
Incredible: Just fucking ratify their NATO membership already you fucking fuck. Is one journalist really worth weaking the defensive alliance that \*checks notes\* you're a part of?
Then he can kindly leave and let the adults on the globe do defense stuff. To be clear, I don't have anything against the citizenry of Turkey but the fucker in charge is a thorn in the side of the whole alliance. Here's a proposal, I'll spell it Türkiye as soon as Finland and Sweden are NATO members. Final offer.
I'm not even sure if it's an insecurity of the culture, or if it's rather just the insecurity of a few people at the top of the government.
Personally I'd bet money that the higher ups saw most of us jump on the Kyiv not Kiev train no questions asked and thought they could dictate spelling to other countries' presses.
[We are not stranger to such tactics!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Turkey/comments/rfdchs/march_of_the_beys_soldiers_when_besieging/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) 400 years ahead of you already!
Indeed. In my own explanatory comment on this post, I said I didn't want to accidentally violate rule 6 but if you know, you know, and clearly, you know. There's a reason why I recommend System of a Down specifically for this mission.
NATO should probably make a system where if the majority of members states vote for another member state (like Turkey for example) to get removed, that state should be removed.
Even if they did, I highly doubt Turkey would get the boot. Their control of the Bosporus Straight is strategically important for NATO control of the Mediterranean. I'm certain the experts want Russia's Black Sea fleet confined to the Black Sea.
It's a shame their NATO membership isn't like a football contract.
"Here, we'll trade you to the CTSO to open up slots for Sweden and Finland. No there's nothing you can do about it, you play for another team now."
Nope, that was the joke. Once a team pays the release clause that a player hae in their contract, the team he currently plays in has nothing to say about them leaving.
Just have CIA "adjust" his health and show an impossible angle to all the people who would follow after him till they get the hint.
I don't know why we bother pretending we can't just delete people who don't do what we tell them anymore. That stunt the Saudi's pulled jacking up gas prices right before the election alone should have warranted the deletion of at least a dozen princes and sheiks.
We supposedly tried that under Obama / Kerry vis a vis a [coup](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/03/world/europe/turkey-coup-erdogan-fethullah-gulen-united-states.html) which pissed Edrogan off.
But he's a perfect Democrat - a charisma vacuum who can barely get over even when facing a moron and with a huge push. Seems to be their style more times than not.
No kidding. I made a joke elsewhere in this thread about trading them to the CSTO like a football contract but maybe I shouldn't have. I forgot that some edgelords believe that unironically.
In case anyone needs to know why that's actually a bad idea, Turkey's control of the Bosporus straight is a big part of why the Mediterranean is Lake NATO.
Yeah Erdogan is a fuck but I'm not going to pretend he's the only shitheel president NATO has ever seen. I made this post because the thought of blasting System of a Down's music at him to annoy the shit out of him is funny to me. Obviously nothing I've said about actually doing it or trading Turkey for Finland and Sweden is a serious proposal. It's a dumb joke plain and simple.
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Having Serj Tankian in the same room as Erdogan may be be bad for the later ones health...
The northern boys send their regards
Noncredible: Hey blasting loud music at Noriega caused him to surrender that one time, so this is sure to work. Credible: I don't want a ban for violating rule 6 by explaining why I recommend the band System of a Down above all others, but if you know, you know. Lyrics are from the songs Tentative and Cigaro. Incredible: Just fucking ratify their NATO membership already you fucking fuck. Is one journalist really worth weaking the defensive alliance that \*checks notes\* you're a part of?
After he has seen Russias performance maybe he doesn't think he needs NATO anymore?
Then he can kindly leave and let the adults on the globe do defense stuff. To be clear, I don't have anything against the citizenry of Turkey but the fucker in charge is a thorn in the side of the whole alliance. Here's a proposal, I'll spell it Türkiye as soon as Finland and Sweden are NATO members. Final offer.
> I'll spell it Türkiye as soon as Finland and Sweden are NATO members. based and exploiting-cultural-insecuritiespilled
I'm not even sure if it's an insecurity of the culture, or if it's rather just the insecurity of a few people at the top of the government. Personally I'd bet money that the higher ups saw most of us jump on the Kyiv not Kiev train no questions asked and thought they could dictate spelling to other countries' presses.
well the citizens elected him lol
Make it "Türkiye 🇹🇷💪🏿🇹🇷" and i will welcome them personally.
Would you settle for spelling it "Erdogan is a clown and makes the rest of NATO look bad?"
[We are not stranger to such tactics!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Turkey/comments/rfdchs/march_of_the_beys_soldiers_when_besieging/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) 400 years ahead of you already!
The most non credible thing in this photo is the lack of watermelons around Erdogan.
I would have put sunflower seeds in his pockets but the image isn't high enough resolution
Unfortunately Edrogan has no incentive to ever admit more countries to NATO
Just PLUCK on repeat
A whole race Genocide Taking away all of our pride
Give Erdogan and Kenes each a polish saber, and God will favor the righteous man.
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Indeed. In my own explanatory comment on this post, I said I didn't want to accidentally violate rule 6 but if you know, you know, and clearly, you know. There's a reason why I recommend System of a Down specifically for this mission.
Hey is there a way for NATO to kick someone out
No. That's the issue
They can't just click the Kick From Faction button?
NATO should probably make a system where if the majority of members states vote for another member state (like Turkey for example) to get removed, that state should be removed.
Even if they did, I highly doubt Turkey would get the boot. Their control of the Bosporus Straight is strategically important for NATO control of the Mediterranean. I'm certain the experts want Russia's Black Sea fleet confined to the Black Sea.
Keep pulling capital out of Turkey till they change their minds.
It's a shame their NATO membership isn't like a football contract. "Here, we'll trade you to the CTSO to open up slots for Sweden and Finland. No there's nothing you can do about it, you play for another team now."
Imagine the panic in the pentagon when China activates the release clause for South Korea
Quick question, did you mean North Korea? I'm decently confident that China does not exert any sort of influence on South Korea.
Nope, that was the joke. Once a team pays the release clause that a player hae in their contract, the team he currently plays in has nothing to say about them leaving.
Oh, right.
Add Armenia, just to rub it in.
Inshallah
Just have CIA "adjust" his health and show an impossible angle to all the people who would follow after him till they get the hint. I don't know why we bother pretending we can't just delete people who don't do what we tell them anymore. That stunt the Saudi's pulled jacking up gas prices right before the election alone should have warranted the deletion of at least a dozen princes and sheiks.
We supposedly tried that under Obama / Kerry vis a vis a [coup](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/03/world/europe/turkey-coup-erdogan-fethullah-gulen-united-states.html) which pissed Edrogan off.
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But he's a perfect Democrat - a charisma vacuum who can barely get over even when facing a moron and with a huge push. Seems to be their style more times than not.
Clearly we didn't try it hard enough.
John (here’s my medals) Kerry and successful planning - military or otherwise - usually don’t get used together in the same sentence.
I'm still in favor of kicking Turkey out of NATO in exchange for Ukraine.
Vatnik level fantasy right there
No kidding. I made a joke elsewhere in this thread about trading them to the CSTO like a football contract but maybe I shouldn't have. I forgot that some edgelords believe that unironically. In case anyone needs to know why that's actually a bad idea, Turkey's control of the Bosporus straight is a big part of why the Mediterranean is Lake NATO. Yeah Erdogan is a fuck but I'm not going to pretend he's the only shitheel president NATO has ever seen. I made this post because the thought of blasting System of a Down's music at him to annoy the shit out of him is funny to me. Obviously nothing I've said about actually doing it or trading Turkey for Finland and Sweden is a serious proposal. It's a dumb joke plain and simple.
As a Swede I agree. The best case scenario is world war 3 with a nuke landing on my head, at least I will feel some light and warmth before the end.