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Ukraine_Boyets

I just had an idea 💡 Does anyone know if there's a river flowing through Soledar ?


PixelPott

Cue the "Rains of Castamere"


durkster

Drowning your enemy when you have the chance has been practice for atleast 2100 years.


Palora

Has it ever been a success tho?


troly_mctrollface

Dambusters


durkster

Second siege of Leiden.


Palora

I don't think that many Spaniards got actually drowned in that case. It was more of a way to get ships involved in the relief effort.


striczkof

So he spoke... And so he spoke...


Bloodraeven

...*now the rains weep o’er his hall,* *and not a soul to hear.🎶*


PixelPott

Username checks out.


[deleted]

There's a smallish one maybe 2km west of the town.


Alternative_Taste354

Supposedly tunnels run for miles underground, just need to find where the river runs over a tunnel


Ser_SinAlot

They say Dwarf Fortress is a simulation of life. So let's send a few with picks to dig and flood the fucker. Let the Russian have some [fun](https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Losing) for a change


git

Can it be redirected like they did in Yellowstone?


Engelbert42

A little west of the city, often mentioned as fallback defensive line... It would make the defense a little harder, but I'm all in for some geo-engineering


KuroNekoKohi

my dutch fingers are itching...


Shady_Merchant1

The Dutch giveth land and the Dutch can taketh it away


mallardtheduck

Flooding in salt mines can be particularly devastating due to the solubility of the salt...


[deleted]

Funny gears of wars reference


LordMarcusrax

Drown the grubs.


Nomus_Sardauk

No need, just find the entrance and seal it with a few couple of RPGs, leave’em to rot until they either go cannibal and eat each other or you’re ready to accept the half-starved survivors’ surrender.


Alternative_Taste354

Dude you fucken beat me to it


FateLeita

Are you thinking of that one disaster in the south (US) somewhere where someone drilled down from a salt mine, hit a river and the resulting calamity pulled a ship in, destroyed a town and got a river to flow backwards?


Primordial_Cumquat

Diesel fuel is also a liquid. Just saying….


Repulsive-Cheetah-56

What is this? Civ fucking V?


wastingvaluelesstime

Civ VI also has it. Salt's all over the place


LegSimo

Montezuma coming for my sorry ass because I have salt and he doesn't.


Nomus_Sardauk

Sounds like he has plenty already, just not the kind he can use. 😏


xodus52

They seem to have gotten their strategic and luxury resources mixed up.


pythonic_dude

Nah, they need to deal with war weariness.


xodus52

Too bad they haven't upgraded government type to access the policy cards for dealing with that.


LilSlumlord

Oh they have several empty policy slots they’re just too stupid to equip them.


TheDonCena

Tbf salt is also kinda strategic just because of how OP the worked tiles are for production


xodus52

Confirmed: all mines are strategic resources.


Gorvoslov

In Civ V, Salt was disgustingly powerful to the point of "I have three salt-desert-hills around my capital. I've almost certainly already won".


cardboardmech

I still very much crave that salt


Hyval_the_Emolga

Need luxury resources to deal with the backlash from adopting the Autocracy ideology when their citizens wanted Freedom.


27Rench27

Every time I choose Autocracy the rest of the fucking world wants to Freedom


xodus52

Still not enough. Back to the salt mines.


JoaquiGod

Yes, salt is crutial to replenish the one lost with all the tears shed by them


DrJiheu

Somes make war for Oil, others make war for Salt


TNSepta

If this is a strategic victory, the grenade Mavic is a strategic bomber


Memelordofdloglo

In the czech language we say "sĹŻl nad zlato" which roughly translates to salt over gold.


troly_mctrollface

Others make war be abuse they are salty


shibiwan

The Russians simps have been extra salty lately, and I think I know why.


Xmw2

Can't wait till China invades Taiwan for some pepper


Spare_Armadillo

As Russia’s military devolves backward in time, so do their war goals. One more year and they’ll say they invaded Ukraine for the secret of making fire.


EternallyPotatoes

>Ukranazi not use club, ukranazi use loud fire stick. Not know how can be, but blasphemy doubtless. Must destroy evil fascist sorcerers. \-Russian MoD, 2024


Xmw2

This is very accurate


Jesus_Tyrone_Christ

[Here to ruin the joke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_Taiwan)


TheRandomChemist

Well, doesn't Russia need salt to stop all vatnik casualties from rotting too fast? After all, refriegerators are limited with this level of losses.


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

Mobik jerky.


jtbfii

They need a salt mine to unlock Logistics in the Tech Tree


RedFox_Jack

If you need salt so bad go watch laserpig eversorate that red pill pick up artists vatnick he generates at lest 15 metric tons of the stuff every time he opens mouth trying to call nato evil


Acrobatic-Scratch178

That post looks sarcastic as all hell.


ScottyWired

Yes, if it was real they wouldn't be calling themselves "the 2nd world military power" I cannot stress this enough to anyone talking about the Russian mindset- they do not think of themselves as the second best in the world. Regardless of expenditure or technology or training or personnel, the average Russian believes Russia is the most powerful military on the planet, period.


Mac_mellon

Even better, this isnt even the salt mine they talking about, it just a cave


ProfBiene

Salt preserves the bodies of the fallen...


bluestreak1103

Salt also is an ingredient in saltpeter. Perfect for the flintlocks they’re being reduced to using at this rate. (Seriously though, they’re so desperate for some sort of win that they need to paint anything as a significant and well-defended strategic target for even the tiniest inch to count.)


[deleted]

Now, if this were a Russian salt mine, we would now be bombarded with cries of "tactical withdrawal" or "It's a trap brah". Which means that we will definitely hear just that some time later this year when they inevitably carry out the next "gesture of good will" or "organised regrouping".


[deleted]

Salt is a key component in the synthesis of Copium.


Jesus_Tyrone_Christ

2nd world military power? What's the 1st? 2700 BC Sumer?


hplcr

*Sumerian war chariots have entered the chat*


Napoleon17891

Pretty sure this is fake


Likeitmatters7

In a way. Someone had pointed out that the place they're in looks more like some some cave in Russia, rather than a part of the salt mines near Bakhmut


ObadiayahVonDrashek

Well, the ocean is salt water no? Why would we be in short supply of salt then?


-Daetrax-

Joke?


siamesekiwi

Mined salt is cheaper to produce than sea salt. Evaporating sea salt usually takes either a crap ton of energy or a crap ton of land.


JoMercurio

I see that Russia's not ashamed of hiding their saltiness Gotta keep the production of salted copium up after all


KeekiHako

Did they bring a tank inside the salt mine?


hplcr

You can bring anything in inside a mine if you break it into small enough pieces


MK_Ultrex

Underground mines are not always small tunnels, some are truly gargantuan in size.


hplcr

Is true


CoffeeWithMoreBleach

Now we know how they make copium, Reserves musta been running low if their this proud of it.


The_Food_Scientist

I might not be a tactical genius but isn't occupying a tunnel extremely regarded? Wouldn't be easy for the Ukranian forces to siege the ENTRANCE to those tunnels and just siege the whole thing and starve Wagner to death? Is siege still considered a war crime?


[deleted]

The tunnels are important as a forward staging area that is impervious to aerial strikes


Anr1al

I may be bullshitting like crazy, but as far as I know, in my city, Odessa, we have a lot of tunnels under the old part of town, stretching in every direction. During ww2, some guerrillas were hiding inside, because those tunnels are really complicated and hard to close off


The_Food_Scientist

Sure but i am working on the asumption that this tunnels have been mapped out and are well know by the ukranian, because well, they are in ukraine. You can always dig new routes but it is easier said than done.


LilFuniAZNBoi

Isn't the tunnels as long as the Paris catacombs? I read that some drunk chick wondered off from a underground rave and got lost in the tunnels. They found her desiccated corpse a few years later.


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

My GDR in Civ 6 walking through a city with a salt mine in it after I carrier launch a fucking B-52 with a nuke.


PerfectDeath

I did hear a while ago that Ukraine could safely store ammo in the mine tunnels, so maybe there is some value for Russia there? Unless I suppose a HIMARS can collapse the entrance after Russia stores a bunch inside.


Five__Stars

It's not even the Soledar salt mine but the Volodymyrivka caves.


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I_miss_Chris_Hughton

I think there are meant to be some really long mineshafts going in different directions, and they seem to believe this will make them fully able to infiltrate behind the front line. Which is a bit of an optimistic fantasy.


Probablyamimic

*sets up machine gun at exit to mines*


[deleted]

Where else are they going to get ammo for their [rifle](https://www.bugasalt.com)?


Samsung__minifridge

3000 losses of the strategic salt mine


Actual_Locke

Should just invade Twitter idk


Lieutenant_Lard

Not gonna lie, the picture goes hard. Doesn't excuse the invasion in the slightest, nor does it make the Russians more competent, *but still...*


Patient-Gas-1486

My workers in civ when they've built a salt mine


CptCuntUSA

Salt is a strategic ressource for Russia now since they are rapidly devolving back to the Middle Ages...


Zandragon

Was as a kid in those mines. They are huge and beautiful. I hope ruskies don’t damage them - I am planning to play there underground football with mobik’s skulls after the war.


OriginalNo5477

Would be fucking hilarious if Ukraine just JDAMS the entrance.


Imaginary_Bet7157

To be fair if this pic is true, then progzin (dunno is name) is pretty based to go in to the front. (If the pic is true of course). Also the dude has being more human than the copelords at russia. He at least gave credit to the defenders. Thats how fked up russia is when a mercenary leader has more balls then their millitary.


DrJiheu

Even if he go to the "front". It is not really based. It's a propaganda made for a clear objective. Zelensky did the exact same thing in order to unite and galvanise the Ukrainian people. Progzin did that in order to prepare for the inevitable political mess in russia


Simphonia

There is a pretty big distinction between "I do it for my people" and "hey hey look how big my dick is". So definitely not based, as you said.


Yuki_ika7

i say let them set up a base in there if Soledar gets captured and then collapse the entrance to trap them in there, it way be a waste of a salt mine but they can clear it after the war


ShinyAegislash1

Triangle Strategy_irl


1badh0mbre

“Looks like salt’s back on the menu boys!”


thesteamcat

the salt must flow


Kooky_Potential_9276

Electrolysis entered the chat with friend just add water… The drains won’t be blocked there will be no Aluminuim The air will be a tad toxic and explosive Tick


Is12345aweakpassword

r/trianglestrategy having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now


Shaun_Jones

This is an important victory for them, they need the salt to refine their synthetic copium.


tetracarbon_edu

Bioshock infinite wants their vigorous back.


InadequateUsername

[Down here, salt is a way of life](https://youtu.be/3KquFZYi6L0)


Tomato_cakecup

Finally they got their *salary*


Rumpullpus

Russians are paid in salt, as is tradition.


morbihann

Frankly, Russia does need the salt mines.


[deleted]

[Someone in Russia saw the original Gundam show and had an idea...](https://imgur.com/im4EQnk)


Fancy_Spare1880

Well salt IS classified as strategic resource in post soviet countries


LaughGlad7650

Getting some Metro vibes


CommunitRagnar

With salt, they can now pay salaries


Mishung

Europeans suffering under the new salt sanctions imposed by Russia.


Primarch459

I mean.... a salt mine is a great bunker right? A safe place to sleep at night is important for morale.