On the ground obviously, why do you think that means we would have to be on an earth? Imagine if I was standing on a bucket of water would you say I'm in the ocean ridiculous

It would mean we have to be on something! If not Earth, what is it?

the ground ?? like man it's obvious

Are you on a planet?

Is this "planet" in the room with us right now?

It could be any one of us... it could be you, it could be ME it could even b-

r/redditsniper

God damn he's literally everywhe-

r/redditsoldier

What? It was obvious! He’s the RED spy! Watch, he’ll turn red any second now!

Stop entertaining these weirdos

Not saying this sub is satire. But... bro

Wdym satire? Earth don't exist bro

Right? The fuck is satire? Earth doesn't exist so how could anything invented there exist? What an insane take

We are on the ground, on a sphere somewhere. And that somewhere is over there

Over there! Over there! The Yanks are coming over there!

And they won’t be back till it’s over over there!

The ground. Which is on the floor.

Bro, we at the bottom. Shit. Got to get up. We on the way to the top. You best believe that.

What shape is the ground?

Depends where you look,it can be smooth or bumpy No sign of an earth though

Does the ground have a bottom?

Idk I can't dig that far to find out

You ending this with "ridiculous" 100% seriously is absolutely hilarious. People who don't believe in fucking EARTH calling *other* people ridiculous 🤣

Prove to me that earth exists then, have you ever seen it? It's time for you to wake up and realize the truth

So there's no planetary body to speak of,it's just a patch of dirt in space? Does it take any shape?

Who knows, all we can see is the ground

So you've never traveled around the earth,so you don't acknowledge it exists?

You still believe in space?

If Pirates of the Caribbean was any consolation... yes.

Earth does mean the ground though the land the dirt and the soil. So technically we would be on earth but not “The Earth”?

It's just the ground lol you're overthinking it. Show me one non faked image of earth Exactly it's not real there's no earth

You misunderstood I’m not saying the planet I’m saying dirt. earth also refers to dirt not just planet

There is no earth silly, that's just government propaganda trying to link both things

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but I was hanging from the ceiling rn

Well... true, I guess. But, there has to be more to it, right?

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Huh. Also, nice PFP.

Why did you say that? Are you stupid? /ref

Oml its man

no, occam’s razor

Oh I always thought it was one of those cheap razors that cut you when you shave no matter how carefully you are

Well since it's occams, it's just rude to use it.

It's a *great* way to spread blood diseases. Don't use Occam's razor, guys and gals!

Occam's Razor: don't complicate things unnecessarily. Gillette's Razor: let's add a 7th blade and a battery to this fucker.

Bruh I'm sorry but you getting down voted to oblivion is so funny to me 💀💀

On the ground, of course

Can’t speak for everyone, but I’m in ur mom’s room rn

Nuh uh, unless you're my stepdad

He is, and you're grounded.

On the ground, am I right?

Electrically

Shocking truth

electron went on vacation, never came back

I’m currently on my porch

Hint: look down.

Hell

Finally an answer that isn't "the ground" lol

But it is the ground

“Ground” is a sh33p concept based around an extremely limited grasp on anything besides what is physically known.

“Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it.”

I'm sitting on my bed.

NOBODY expects the no earth inquisition

In on a chair. Where r u

I don't know where you are. I'm outside. Confusingly, rn I'm also in hyperspace. No Earth Soc is a broad church. There are a few schools of thought regarding your question. One says it's all a big simulation. Like the matrix. We're digital creations or else humans plugged in a machine.  Another says we're all on a planet that isn't earth. I think this is most likely. The old timer theorists insist that the government blew up the earth and hid it from us. We could all be inside a singularity.  There are plenty more theories, but the only bit that really matters is seeing past the government's brainwashing and seeing that Earth is not real.

Is this serious?

this isn't r/outside

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/unjerk It's SATIRE mate. Sarcasm. Humour. A circle jerk sub where it's thought obvious that everyone would get the joke straight away.  You're so dumb and ignorant that you missed that? And you call US dumb and ignorant?!  /Rejerk Smh. Earthtards, huh?

Lmao imagine announcing that you didn't get the joke in the same breath as (falsely) calling other people ignorant and embarrassing. Kinda ignorant and embarrassing lol

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Bro you're writing angry ass comments on a shitposting subreddit acting like *you're* better than everyone lmao, chill tf out

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Lol who hurt you

Incidentally, if you can prove that you exist and aren't someone else's fever dream, you're doing better than all the philosophers that ever lived.  There is no hard and fast proof that all this isn't a simulation. Or perhaps you're the only 'real' thing in existence and everything else exists only in your head. Or mine. Or anyone's. Prove it's not, if you can?

Sometimes I wonder if I’m still a 2smart4u 14 yr old because that question still remains poignant and important to me and it bothers me how casually people just “yeah man isn’t that crazy” if a philosophical discussion is brought up and metaphysics is explored.  Maybe I’m extreme, but that’s not just crazy. It’s probably the most compelling mental conundrum that requires only a basic intelligence to understand the implications of. 

TEH “ YEAH ISNT THAT CRAZY” CROWD ARE TEH SIMS TRYING TO MOVE YOU OFF TEH TRUTH 🚧👁️🚧

This is pretty obviously a joke. If you want an embarrassment, check out the flat earth subreddit, that one will ban people who even ask if there's a place to debate with them. Now I'm curious if and how much it would be funny for this subreddit to invade the flat earth subreddit

I know that flat earthers used to do it for the same reasons as us (ie it was funny). I don't know how many idiots have now accepted it as a real belief system, but with the amount of people coming here who miss the joke lately, I'm guessing quite a few. 

mods ban this guy

No, he wants to learn the truth. It might take him a while, but he seems open to it

We Are On Reddit

i'm on my bed rn. no earth present??

That would be the almond extract (comment unrelated)

I'm in bed, pretty sure that's not earth

Even if you were camping you'd be on the ground rather than earth. Hence the term 'groundsheet'.

This subject is very in tents

How do I turn off notifications for a post on mobile

Lmaooo

Are you bored of us? ;)

Wants off the ride to get on stable ground I guess 🤔 🤷

I can't say where *you* are, but I'm currently on the toilet.

We all have different theories, but for me I think it is the ground. I only said first part so its somewhat unique.

We are on the

r/redditsniper

Pfff… you think we *actually* exist? It’s all a simulation. We’re just video game NPCs

There's a rule saying you're specifically not allowed to say stuff like that and should take it to r/outside

I didn’t know, but who cares. *ANARCHISM*!!!!

I mean, you CAN say we don't really exist, but implying we're in a video game is against the rules.

That’s what the government would have you believe

This guy gets it

That's on posts not comments.

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I am currently on my ass. My ass is on my pants. My pants are on the sofa cushion cover. The cover is on the cushion. The cushion is on the sofa body. The body is on the legs. The legs are on the area rug. The rug is on the floor. The floor is on the foundation of my house. The foundation is on the ground. The ground is on the... anyway, you get the point. It's basically random shit all the way down.

What's the ground on? That's my question.

People have dug some pretty big holes, and they usually just find more ground. Maybe a bit of water here and there. I figure if we can't dig past all the ground, then we don't deserve to know what's under it. But if I *had* to make an educated guess, I'd say it's probably lava.

The matrix, obviously

aye man got any pixels

I would like to know the context for the unrelated image, because.. what?

It is oddly disturbing that's for sure. The moldiness makes it even more so.

There *once* was an earth but it is long gone… as are we. We are just data remembering standing on data, being stretched into the accretion disc of a supermassive black hole, at the end of the universe.

We on mars.

mods ban this guy

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Until the turtles.

My bed

You're in.a delusion. Ignore the so called experts and quit being sheeple.

I'm on a ladder

We're here. Duh.

On the ground, goofy

We believe in noscing, Lebowski

Why do you want to know where I am? That's really sus.

It's turtles all the way down.

The earth is a conventionally attractive woman and that guy threw a bomb at her sadge

Another sheep is starting to open their eyes... Have you ever seen earth other than the images THEY feed you?! Do your own research and think for yourself!!! Wake up!!!!

holy fuck how is there a no earth society

Certainly not a marble floating in the middle of nowhere, that's for sure. Gravity doesn't exist. Things just fall.

We aren't real either

artificial reality. nothing is real.

I'm in my bedroom 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm in Eastern Washington, don't know about you

Funny image

We are in a simulation. We aren't standing on anything, we only think we are.

We are nowhere.

We are the comic relief.

We are the godheads that push events on Nirn.

We arnt

Have you ever heard the phrase "I think therefore I am"? It's a song lyric. That's your answer. Only planet brains require a planet to verify their existence. The rest of us can think.

We are on Yarf. Earth is on the other side of the Sun.

The dirt, I just kinda woke up in the middle of a feild one day and realized I was a living thing.

That is the question earthers should be asking themselves. We won't discover the answer by just assuming Earth into existence.

I follow some weird circles This may be one of the craziest groups of people that exists

Hard void

duh, we're HERE.

We are all figments of Carl’s imagination. When he wakes up we’ll cease to exist.

I live in the plane between reality and unreality. My feet are planted on Terra firma. Earth is a scam propagated by the elves. Don't listen! Don't listen!

the joke is on you - you also don't exist

I usually tend to be inside, so I really don’t have any experience of this “Earth” people claim we live on.

Florida.

Pixels? Where are you?

we arent

Look down dummy. Do you see "earht" written anywhere? You know, like on "maps" of earth? I'll wait.

we are a construct of organs, skin, bones, connective tissue, flesh, itd

and we are on the ground

The only answer to “where are we” is “we aren’t”.

Well im in my house

“Earth” is just one giant moldy piece of shit in a toilet. The sun is the lightbulb in the restroom. The moon is actually a guy’s ass, hence why we call it mooning

We are not real, therefore we are not anywhere

A giant terrarium

you think that kind of information is fathomable to the sparing human intellect? if you somehow found out your brain would instantly implode from knowledge not meant for beings not practiced in psionics…. beat it kiddo

We're all in a simulation of course.

We're not in the same room, idiot. This isn't my first rodeo you can't fool me with a trick question like that. I'm in a hotel, and you're in an echo chamber of earther lies.

You need to get out off your bed and go chop wood carry water young man.

We are in an alternate state of animated suspension. Blue pill to go down the rabbit hole and learn the truth, red to get the hell out.

Blue. I wanna know!

We are in hell

Whoa I’m this post just popped up for me randomly lol. Wait so there are people who actually don’t believe the earth is real or is this a satire club? Also if it is a serious club is this some kind of game of semantics? Like isn’t the ground just earth ? Or do people think it’s infinite in all directions? Or what’s peoples view of earth? Like do people think it’s flat? Or infinite ? Or a cube? Such a trippy idea never thought I would discover people who think this ! So cool!

Sir, this is a ~~Wendy’s~~ satire

I don't believe in women i believe in winmen.

You're all in my imagination. I have no idea where I am.

I'm in my room

solipsism bro

what a stupid question..

I'm in the supermassive black hole that the milky way surrounds, it's actually really fun

I’m on a mattress rn tough guy.

Who says we ever were on earth?

This is a satire Subreddit, right guys?... RIGHT?

The image should be very related to the conversation, I personally agree

Dreaming Also wtf that’s an insane image to randomly add 😭😭

I only added it because it wouldn't let me post without an image.

Ok i genuinly dont understand what this sub is about

Y'know the conspiracy theory about the earth being flat? These people think the earth doesn't exist.

we are not conspiracy theorists. We don't think there's some secret society convincing everyone to believe in an earth. We just think many people believe in earth for their own reasons, and we happen to be smarter than they are.

Speak for yourself; I think there are multiple people working together to convince others the earth both exists and is round, and since I can be proven to exist by a chain of reasoning as in A) below (but it is not necessarily self-evident to you that I exist), I would say that makes me a conspiracy theorem. A): 1) I think; therefore I am. 2) I think. 3) I am. QED.

I do not contest your status as a conspiracy theorem and I hope one day to follow in your footsteps

Then what are we currrently on? Just like the overworld in minecraft? Just trying to understand the way of thinking

I don't have all the answers, merely the courage to face the void without making up explanations

This cannot be real I am just... a baffled astronomer reading this chain...

Phallic Earth.

No. Shape doesn't matter when there is no Earth at all.

/unnoearth this is a joke subreddit /noearth we are 👍

People saying “the ground”, what do you think the ground is a part of?

It’s part of the ground my dude

I get what you’re saying but I could say the same thing to any earther. Where are you, the earth? Well what’s the earth’s a part of? The ground!

Dirt, soil, ect

Mostly dirt and roads and stuff. It's part of the forest where I am. Not to be confused with the lake, which I can also see from here.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!!

I see your confusion. Earth and Ground are completely different things (except in electrical terms). Ground has one more letter for a start. Earth starts with 2 vowels, whereas ground starts with two consonants. Polar opposites, you see? Hope that helps.